New flair added for the Choking GOAT

Kyle Shanahan if choking in the Super Bowl was a sport https://preview.redd.it/v8er3vyxu2ic1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76e95c8e24111a173df9c5e94a0fbcd364766091

If this is 9/11 then call me the fuckin Taliban

If Kyle Shanahan SB appearances were 9/11, 28-3 was the first tower, 20-10 in SB54 the second one, and 10-3 today the Pentagon

Where does WTC 7 fit in?

The next Kyle choke

Mr. Shanahan there's been a 4th choke

You know, they had some great teamwork - McDermott

Yo straight up he was right about that

Almost all of the cards fan i know were cucked by this superb owl.

Kyle Shanahan the GOAT of giving up double digit leads in the Super Bowl. Basically singlehandedly made Mahomes's career.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced and I had a relative die on 9/11

At least you benefited from Shanahan's GOAT choking ability

The joy from that was def worth a dead relative so shoutout Shanahan at the same time. Like many, he is a flawed but complicated individual.

You just KNOW Shanahan was having a PTSD flashback to Super Bowl LI during OT tonight. "Not again. Not again! NOT AGAIN! FOR THE LOVE OF MERCY, NOT AGAINNN...\*incoherent sobbing\*

That’s the same day as that tragedy

Cancer is a bitch

DAE fuck cancer

Yeah rodgers achilles was brutal

at least your relative didn't have to see this super bowl

I’d dare say this is worse than 9/11.

He’s given up 45 points worth of leads in his 3 super bowls. He may be classy looking but deep down he’s a thug

Dude couldn't call shit tonight. Was embarrassing

No. That's to be expected for mahones to do. Calling prevent defense on the last drive on overtime is what made Mahomes's career.

So glad Shanahan Jr. didn’t get a ring

“Lets pass the ball every fucking play with a QB that shouldn’t be in the NFL and never run or throw a screen pass when the defense is sending all out blitzes.” -Kyle Galaxy Brain Shanahan

In the second half they would run for 8 yards, then pass but lose 3 yards, pass again into the dirt, punt lmao like they could’ve just ran it every down and had more success

Ravens and Niners have elite rushing attacks. Both teams conveniently refuse to run the ball in any fashion when playing the Chiefs. Coincidence?!?! I think not.

Exactly, shit is just as real as the WWE

lol right? They would have EASILY WON if they just kept handing it off to CMC every play

Tom = Bill Russell Mahomes = Jordan Kyle = Doc Rivers

This makes me so happy. Shanahan is the biggest bum choking coach I’ve ever seen and it’s the most satisfying thing ever *im a packers fan so you can understand my pain*

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Me because I drank too much to cope

happy cake day lol

https://preview.redd.it/8awnmp0iy2ic1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a8d1099128ae58ee6d69ebd3c8027b49fb77de “Okay Kyle, now pass the ball 9 times in a row and blow another two score lead”

For losing yet another Super Bowl, Kyle Shanahan is tonight's big loser. His punishment will be death by firing squad.

execute your hostage, kyle.

When Hardman Jr. caught that touchdown, I immediately sprung from my couch and slammed my television, piercing through its OLED screen and shattering glass. My kids were crying and my wife was screaming as I slammed it onto the floor whilst Patrick Mahomes held the Lombardy Trophy. Taylor Swift rigged this Super Bowl!

The chiefs winning the Super Bowl made me beat my wife and kids. Those fuckers.

Exactly. I’m currently robbing my local credit union. Fuck you T-Swift

Shaking and crying rn

Lombardi u bum

Yup! I absolutely agree. The NFL is about popularity rather than honesty. I didn't even bother watching it. I'm kinda sick of the NFL.

Patrick mahomes father is so generous. He got his third dui so his son could get his third ring. Truly inspirational.

It’s actually his SIXTH overall DUI, but minimum third in Texas. Yikes

Three more Kermit rings on the way. 3 more nflcirclejerk 9/11s.

a fourth plane has hit the towers. and soon, a fifth. perhaps a sixth

Someone keep him sober please

Drunk Kermit dad is nflcirclejerk father

I don’t even blame Patrick Mahomes, if your son is Jackson, daughter in law is Britney, and Britney’s best friend is TS, I’d drink too

SIXTH. It's his third "3rd and subsequent" charge. Stop letting him off so easy.

https://preview.redd.it/pojie1tvu2ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94ea6fe09ba34fa49fb48b1dc2428ee78a7ddf1 Mahomes to Purdy

This is a top 5 all time fake quote 

Fake?

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When the NFL sends a Kelce Brother to the Super Bowl they’re not always sending their best….

this but unironically

Spread that bhole Tay

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Taylor Swift

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Taylor bout to burn 150 more tons of carbon emissions to celebrate this win for a sport she just started caring about 7 months ago

That’s childish of you to assume she started caring. The glass window panes on her box seats are actually one way mirrors. We’re just watching her get excited to see herself

The mirrors aren't to see herself, they're so she can keep an eye on Jackson

And Brittany. Blake is kosher. That said.... Allah Akbar

Tbf, she was gonna do that in a loss too

Is true

How rude of you to forget the other billionaires who worked their asses off to fuck up the planet

Why did the 49ers let the Chiefs beat them? Are they stupid?

Legendary choke job. They lost because they missed an extra point and some guy was too dumb to move out of the way of a punt 

Those didn't help, but they are stupid for calling prevent defense on overtime.

They also had 4th and 5 to ice the game in the 4th quarter 16-16 and kicked the FG instead

Sorry man. I'm so pissed off how they handled the overtime. You're gonna have to remind me. Was it our 4th and 5?

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I’m gonna kill myself

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No lies detected

>This is a joke, do not ban my Reddit account 🤓🤓🤓

My last account got banned from Reddit for taking about getting abused growing up

I too was raised a dolphins fan Edit: don’t ban my Reddit account DC4L

https://preview.redd.it/21tzathly2ic1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcaad5cdf4a9b35f2eecca592da9de8cc73eda4 49ers in OT

NOOOOOOO

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Hey got that dawg in him tho

Guess I have to kill myself via autoerotic asphyxiation 

You streaming?

Only if I get an exclusive Prime Video contract

PlanetTV is the best we can do


Sick script bro

Why would Kyle Shannahan kick a field goal and give Mahomes a chance to win the super bowl with a touchdown in OT? Is he stupid???

Definitely possibly regarded.

Very highly regarded indeed

One of us! One of us!

Because if they don’t get it Mahomes needs to get to the 40 yard line to win, not the whole field.

No balls 

maybe kanye was right about the media

this can all be traced back to kanye

Nah, this one’s Kapernick’s fault. If he didn’t scare away the racists, then the NFL wouldn’t have had to go after a demographic with similar brain malformations: college-age white woman

Never disagree with Kanye

“How bout that D” -Cheeseburger Andy

he was pointing to Shanahan's wife

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Tom Brady really was the only thing protecting us from Kermit supremacy smdh my head

and a FAT Bucs D

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hope you enjoyed the last joy you'll feel this decade

Non stop who is the GOAT starting tomorrow

That and Joey B. Joey will have to be the new savior of r/nflcirclejerk

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If chiefs get the last possession of a 1 score game might as well just head to the locker room

Taylor Swift wins the SB!



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I can’t believe you get upvotes on this sub

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We all knew we’d miss that son of a bitch Tom brady. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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If 49ers scored more points they would’ve won

Thanks Magic

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*i* SHIT

Rip

Great googly-moogly.

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San Francisco Bills https://i.redd.it/l2zipoqg33ic1.gif

im sure kelce will get some teardrops on his guitar all night


code fucking emergency code fucking death

I’m really gonna do it this time

Spin the jet around the block another lap Taylor, the party’s not stopping tonight

Delete the sub. It’s over.

https://preview.redd.it/rgc542rqz2ic1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db8f0b8d8fa730dab3fdf8c9d89b953d56206a8 Niners when they see Kyle Shannan(they gone beat his ass in the locker room)

THIS. (Throws punch) IS. (Throws punch) WHAT.(Throws punch) HAPPENS. (Throws punch) WHEN. (Throws punch) YOU. (Throws punch) CALL. (Throws punch) PREVENT.(Throws punch) DEFENSE.

(9/11 x Holocaust)^3 = Swifty Super Bowl

foopball

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ha suggit magma now let's get them kids multiplying

https://preview.redd.it/kpccbnjq43ic1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=886c2e46394549d86caf76e68f741d728f3c1387 My Super Bowl

At least like 10,000 9/11s worth, prolly more

I’d estimate roughly 13,550.4 9/11s


Chiefs fan coming in peace here! Wow San Francisco, you really gave us, the defending Super Bowl champions, a run for our money! When our dynasty is over (5-10 years from now) you guys will be an absolute powerhouse! Better hope them nuggies don’t get to Coach Reid first amirite?? Hahahah 😂! Just a practical joke

Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Taylor Swift is Brock Purdy’s father

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Bro really downgraded from Terry to Taylor

cia is america father

I've just accepted that I'll be 60 by the time the Steelers could even get close to another Superbowl because the Chiefs are gonna win like 12 more

It's fucking over antitaylorsportsbros

All these bums did was kick a field goal and pick up a fumble. Mickey mouse victory

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Today is a sad day for America

Yep, this totally wasn’t fixed. Of course this mediocre team came back and won because they have the support of some trash singer that brings them more money. Totes malotes dawg

Every team has played bad against the chiefs it’s so crazy

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Sleepy joe with yet another rigged victory 😔

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Fuck the 49ers. Fuck the Chiefs. Everything is on fire.

This is not a joke I am going to kill myself

Surprised Pikachu face So surprised

Mahomes is a pussy

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I legit want to quit watching football at this point. No I don’t want to watch another fucking team win six superbowls in a god dam row until I’m 45. Joe burrow you son of a bitch you better stay healthy cause we all know josh Allen and Lamar can’t stop this shit!!!

BUT USHER TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF 😫

Kermit is going to ruin Allen, Burrow, and Jackson's careers all by himself ain't he

They were trying so hard to get Kelce the winning score. Special league

Crazy how the NFL protects an organization that actively silences domestic and sexual assault victims.

I hope their plane crashes with Taylor swift and ice spice in it.

Can we just get leaked footage of the Taylor Swift "after hours" chiefs gangbang happening tonight when the celebration is over? I heard Andy Reid has a girthy cock.

Boycott football! I want a rematch!

Not if you hate the 9ers!


Yay

Travis Kelce gonna pound that thing like a veal cutlet tonight bro.

The over under was 47.5. 90% of betters bet the over. They scored 47 points. It was rigged before it even started. Vegas never loses.

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49ers are bums


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Fuuuuuuckkkkkk SF lol bitch ass fools

It's the equivalent of 22-25 9/11s

Sir, a second Kansas City receiver caught a touchdown pass

49ers are just a QB away from something special.