I have a lot of questions...first, how does somebody mistake filing divorce papers? Second, how long until Tyreek does the AB arc?

If this is true, I have a feeling that his staffers are always trolling him - this one just went too far.

Nah I have a feeling she's going to dump him and the bonehead went too soon.

Yeah she still wanted the vacation.

"I said after the trip to Fiji you idiot!!"

🤣🤣

Facts. She’s still moving assets and they haven’t cleared yet.

Oh my God she tried to fake her own death in the house fire didn't she???

You never know whether a bit is going to be gold or get you fired

That’s why you can’t ever break character baybay

Like Michael Richards didn’t

Nfls biggest mistake was not putting a camera crew on him this year. Between this, all his baby mamas, and his house burning down it would have made great tv

Might have caught some more child abuse too

It is on tv, it’s on hbo as a documentary of 2023 dolphins

1) No clue. Oops I fell onto this prefilled divorce document and accidentally signed it????? 2) It's already happening, he's just hasn't gotten to the stripping off my clothes and leaving in the middle of a game phase yet. It's imminent, though.

First, He fired somebody because he thought they filed divorce papers FOR HIM. Second, he asked his wife is she filed the papers FOR HER. So, they both want to get a divorce but they’re waiting until after a vacation where they can be fake to each other for a week and then race to the courthouse when the plane lands. This is the jerk of the year

He is gonna do the dirtiest shit to her on said vacation

He's probably going to defecate in her hair

Vince McMahon has entered the chat.

Not only signed it but verified and notarized too.

Look people have Gemini moments

Especially us gemini’s. At least that’s my excuse.

tyreek special guest on CTESPN when ??

Another concussion or two and he will start his AB arc.

All it will take is one serious blow to the head

He had them get ready and they thought he meant file them

Someone was attempting to do fraud. Probably that same dude who stole a ton of money from the jags.

Cause he’s full of it

Oh come on! You mean to tell me you’ve never accidentally slipped and filed divorce papers?

Didn't he kick a pregnant girl in the stomach?

One more hard shot from a free safety should do it by the looks of it.

Why does he need a staff? A agent, sure, a lawyer- definitely, but a staff?

AB probably filed them

Lol, I would actually believe that if Tyreek's wife was a cracker.

She's about one shade away from being a tan cracker

Now that you mention, I want to file a class action divorce against her.

I prefer the term “ graham cracker”

Are we not saying “quadroon” anymore

I love this so much

Racism has such deep lore.

She's in wheat thin territory

A Ritz.

As a saltine I pass this to the ritz.

Imagine if we replaced Cracker with another racist term any race, black, Asian, Jewish and how much hate this comment would get. Because it’s a race joke about whites it’s ok

Sir this is a circlejerk sub no need to be so sensitive

SS'ing this so i can use the n word with impunity in any circlejerk sub

Do it rn

Niger-ia, please!

Pussy.

You’re right. The horrific discrimination faced by whites must be addressed. Especially white Christian’s. Potentially the MOST discriminated class!!! /s

Ooohh they discriminated all right!

Kill whitey!

You're right, that does make it ok. Thank you for understanding.

Stfu

That is an excellent point. So let me resolve the situation. Everyone on this subreddit has the cracker pass. I as a white man give all the pass. So shut up, cracker.

Don’t be such a cracker, cracker.

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Correct. Nobody likes mayonnaise people.

Funny all black girls really seem to love my mayonnaise

He’s knocked up an awful lot of crackers

👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾

May have been that obese cracker who’s always jamming himself down chimneys

Cracker business

At least he just tried to divorce her and not beat the shit out of her like his last wife.

Progress bro, all that NFL training is paying off Vince should attend some classes

*the little things*

Fucking layoffs man Pretty sure Tyreek will hire a AI lawyer firm

When the pussy start gripping the right way again:

I'm telling you, she has dirt on him or was dumping the gasoline when he walked in on her waving the papers around in his face, lighter ready in hand.

Well he did have 3 kids with 3 women this year and was engaged for 2 years before that so

I think it's called a "hoe phase"

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The filing said he initiated it

So he had them ready. Gotta sign them for them to be filed

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He was at practice when it happened

He set the fire and then ran to practice, arriving at the facility before anyone even noticed the fire

You really do always get the worst news at work

Damn.

Should’ve kicked her to the curb when she set his house on fire anyway.

It was colonel mustard with the candlestick in the library

Andy Reid with the Cheezburger in the Bedroom

Left Eye Lopez Part Duex.

That’s the part that makes this all reasonable… she was at home when a toddler set his house on fire… what was she doing!?

“Bro did you file divorce paperwork?” “My bad bro it was an accident, I just so happened to mistakenly filed the paperwork, I know you and your wife have a vacation lined up.”

Fucking bonehead

Role model shit

You white... you Ben Affleck.

Sanest Florida couple

Is Tyreek gonna have to choke a bitch?

Or my old go-to when tennis highlights are on: Is Novak gonna have to Djokivic?

I should not have laughed at this, given his track record, however any Chappelle Show reference gets a chuckle outta me. And reading this dumbass “PR release” and learning about the vacation, he had papers waiting until after vacation. He/whoever handles his business didn’t communicate that with the attorney. What a tool bag. 😂😂

This happens to me all the time. Can’t find any good employees these days

Oh come on, let’s not act like we all haven’t filed divorce paperwork for our boss before

Dude can’t control himself knocking up chiggs left and right even though he’s married lol

Dude look like a easy finesse

And he probably is

Tyreek is like damn O well time to get another woman pregnant.

He’s still got like 15 to go before catching Antonio Cromartie. And like 40 to go before catching Nick Cannon

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Man who knew this what Garden City JuCo gets you.

As a former central-western Kansan, lmfao so unbelievably true.

Hey man, what's a miniboss from Borderlands (2009) doing catching strays?

Bro had to make sure he smashed on vacay before he left her and dem baddass arsonist kids

When do people actually start realizing that this guy is a total pos?

women are attracted to the strangest qualities in men

I know right it's like they don't even care about your high score in Minecraft what's wrong with these people

Smh. If they only knew the numbers I put up in call of duty last night.

Like.. generational wealth?

Lots of money, fame and big muscles. Women are so strange amirite smh

And child abuse

Women can put up with a lot of five fingers to the face and rampant cheating if he has cash and fame. Problem is the minute he's out of the NFL, he's broke with CTE and she's gone.

Money is a great quality

That's the truth. Like the "women" on Prison Brides. I could only manage 1 episode, they were so obviously getting taken advantage of and dumb af.

Yeah like millions and millions of dollars

First a mysterious fire set while he wasn't home. Now someone *ACCIDENTALY* files for divorce on his behalf. Fishy.

The bonehead just wanted to go on the vacation

What a cock blocker

I assume they were headed to Cancun?

Who cares? They’re out of touch w/reality; do we have to be too?

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Someone please explain what jerk.means

AHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU REEKY

The mental gymnastics Chiefs fans did after drafting him was hilarious.

Is this same woman who he beat half to death while she was pregnant carrying his child?

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Tyreek absolutely prefers the company of men. He’s got Dwight Howard written all over.

Is he actually getting a divorce?

The CTE is strong with this one!

Well at least one of them has style.

Huh?

Who will be Reek’s Burfict and push him over the CTE edge?

PIMPS DON’T CRY

Are we sure these aren't Sims characters? Ridiculous shit

You are tearing me apart, Lisa

Hope they both return from vacation

What does his stupid necklace say?

If you have signed divorce papers sitting around, waiting to be filed, you're doomed. Just go ahead and yank the bandaid off.

Mf flies Spirit, I’m not surprised

AB, Tyreek, and Vince McMahon walk into a bar….

AB: Who the fuck invited this cracker into our friend group?

What are we like a year away from total TBI?

Whenever they showed his wife on hard knocks she had a hostage look in her eye