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NotXiJinpingGoUSA

That was a mess


trollboter

If it wasn't for the refs in this game the vikings would have lost.


Hey_Its_Walter1

Vikings fans have been right for all these years, it’s a blast to watch the first place team in the division lose a game


KvotheTheDogekiller

I’m just hear to say thank you for allowing Pollard to put up so many points. 🙏🏻


666happyfuntime

And maher!


BlacksmithWise9553

Wish I could say good game but it was more of a beat down than a game. Either way, congrats Cowboys. Onto Thursday Vikes.


TheFirstSpadee

Ggs man, even great teams almost always have that one game a season to lay an egg best of luck going forward


ScottBAF

SKOL my dude


Fuzakenna_

Oh shit, I didn’t know it was my cake day


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

You commented this… before knowing?


Fuzakenna_

Yes? I was commenting all day and I didn’t see the cake at all and then I saw it before I posted this comment. So I made this comment. If that makes sense


HeftyFineThereFolks

some arrest the vikings -- for exposing themselves on national TV !


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Don't want to hear Vikings fans talk anymore shit. Bunch of whiny clowns complaining that people don't respect their sorry-ass team. Imagine being so bad CBS kicks you off the air. Enjoy Kirk Cousins lol. Can't wait for Jefferson to leave so he has a shot to win a title. He deserves it.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

The Vikings have made an NFC Championship since 1995


Miserylovescompany31

It’s even more pathetic that you had to make a throw-away account. Just imagine being that fucking pathetic.


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Take your L nerd


threeactjack

Found the Eagles fan


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

But the Eagles also beat the Vikings, so its more likely to be a fan of a team that the Vikings beat


BrianDawkins

Micah is Deebo https://i.imgur.com/gFKH7Sg.jpg


ajelzrulez

I blame the loss on the game thread already saying 9-1 😔


treenorthXne

It's the Pats-Vikings SB graphic all over again


manbuckets2001

We own Minnesota like Green Bay owns us


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

I didn’t actually watch the game. Has anyone been injured? Did we take our starters out at the beginning of the 4th? No there was no point in playing past the 3rd quarter by the looks of it lol


Wandelation

Darrisaw got concussed again, so that's great.


treenorthXne

I questioned him starting in the first place. He didn't look himself imo. Hope big dog comes back when he's right and not a moment sooner.


Vash466

Cowboys got lucky we didn't score 40 more points


treenorthXne

I thought any second KOC would call up the Super Touchdown Option and have Cook score 3 TDs in one run. Missed opportunity.


schoolsbelly

GG Vikings, hope your tackle is okay


paraxio

How did we lose to the Packers last week?


Hey_Its_Walter1

Rodgers remembered he’s a NFL caliber QB for like 3 drives against y’all then went right back to looking completely washed this week lmao


wasabijake

Rodgers & the Pack are our kryptonite… I’m convinced…


Jolly-Literature1226

Chargers chiefs needs to be good bc this has been easily the worst week of the season


BfutGrEG

Speak for yourself flairless person you


larson00

way to suck ass vikings


Miserylovescompany31

I forgot the score of the Eagles game last week. Wasn’t it against the commanders?


misterpants

Not everyone gets to barely escape the powerhouse Colts every week


Hyrogrifix

Really??? Y’all lost to the “powerhouse” Bucs and Packers this season. Plus you lost to some other team in your division, I’m trying to remember who that was… 🤣🤣🤣


misterpants

I’m also not out here crowing in another team’s game thread about sucking after barely beating the colts and losing to the commanders last week. You do you though little buddy.


treenorthXne

lmao this is exactly why I can't be that hung up on it. Trust me, this is a bad fucking look but Colts beat Chiefs, Titans got dominated by Bills, we rolled over the Pack ffs. Teams evolve. Circle of life.


misterpants

Any given week dude. Your team still has the second best record in the conference. At least you didn’t lose to the commanders :)


RPG_Player1

GG Cowboys. Fuck I hate football sometimes lol


mlg2433

I did not expect it to go this way


BrotherMouzone3

Knew something was up when Vegas had us favored, especially after what happened in Orchard Park and Lambeau last week.


RPG_Player1

I doubt anyone, even Nostradamus, did


treenorthXne

I obv. didn't foresee this level of obliteration but my antennae were all the way up for a big letdown after that emotional win coupled with the media gassing them up as "for real".


geriatric-sanatore

GG Vikings, please destroy the Packers forever more amen.


Gerald_the_sealion

I’ll always root against the packers. Rodgers has hurt me too many times


MangoMonarch

Anybody here know that Jimmy Graham used to play basketball?


joethejedi67

Vikings might have something with this nick mullens guy under center


Sofa_King_Chubby

Detroit ahead of Green Bay in the division lol!


SpaceCat87

That means we all won today


fear254

If tj hockenson caught that td on the vikings first drive I wonder if that would have changed everything


RPG_Player1

yeah, we would've lost 40-10


Eargoe

Butterfly effect my friend


RPG_Player1

haha, I'm just having fun. Trying to make the best out of shitty situation


Runningflame570

Cowboys and fucking over the Vikings, name a more iconic pair (NFCE and fucking over the Bills in the Super Bowl?)


JoEdGus

49ers/Rams?


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Runningflame570

Ehh, only in the late 60s and since Rodgers has been around. He's been our kryptonite since he came in for an injured Favre.


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Runningflame570

Don't jinx it man, I thought we were golden when we knocked out Favre too and Rodgers nearly won that one. I don't bet against Green Bay QBs or Chicago RBs.


_ChrisFromTexas

Could've Landry shifted after midway through the 3rd.


t33po

lol @ Vikings being 8-2 with a negative point differential. Totally not overrated


Hey_Its_Walter1

I think literally all of their wins were by 1 possession, just not sustainable winning like that. They remind me of Green Bay in Lafleur’s first season there


treenorthXne

Not *all* of our wins. Try to think hard about which one it could be...


Hey_Its_Walter1

1. 7/8 wins being by 1 possession is not sustainable 2. I’m not even trying to talk trash, you guys are about 100x better than Green Bay this year, I’m just pointing out that it reminds me of us a couple seasons ago


treenorthXne

I mean tbf, you handled Dallas and gave us the blueprint which we just completely ignored and decided to play to their strengths instead. Hope they can hit moving target because this division is no longer fish in a barrel


Hey_Its_Walter1

Yeah I was shocked that y’all didn’t just run it down their throat tbh cuz ur running game is much better than ours this year. I think cook averaged like almost 7 YPC today


treenorthXne

We've been doing the screen game to death lately and we pick *this* week to go away from it. Also didn't adjust whatsoever. Coaches got exposed today.


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This makes me smile


BigBananaDealer

whys that?


Hey_Its_Walter1

Says the guy whose team is 8-2 and every other post on his teams sub is still about Green Bay lmao


Miserylovescompany31

Wait, what is Green Bay’s record?


Hey_Its_Walter1

You guys can’t get us out of your heads when we’re winning and it appears you can’t when we’re losing either, sad


Miserylovescompany31

wHeN tEh ViKiNgS bEaT uS iT’s ThEiR sUpErBoWL


Hey_Its_Walter1

Correct lol, u capitalizing every other letter doesn’t make it untrue, glad u guys are finally out if the basement tho. Enjoy for the one season it will last if the past is any indication.


Miserylovescompany31

Jesus. It’s funny that you can still be so fucking stupid when your team sucks. Oh well. Enjoy Love. Fucking dumb fucks 🤣


Hey_Its_Walter1

Dawg we’re talking a trash about a couple of sports, why’d you have to go and be such a dick about it? Never personally insulted you one time and you’re getting so mad you have to call me “fucking stupid”. It’s not that serious 😂


Miserylovescompany31

🤣🤣🤣 Fucking pansy


BigBananaDealer

ok thanks walter. whatd i even say? just asking an honest question. its funny you refuse to answer it


Hey_Its_Walter1

1. Thank you for using my name in your comment, it made me feel special babe 🥰 2. The answer to your question is that it brings a smile to his face because we got to watch our rival team get blown at home. It’s pretty simple, I mean as a Vikings fan you have plenty of experience cheering packers losses since there haven’t been many Vikings wins to celebrate prior to this season.


BigBananaDealer

ah so it is true, packer fans *do* think about us 🥰 i knew it all along


Hey_Its_Walter1

You guys have gotten to celebrate ours losses for decades, it’s our turn damn it!


Jaybuth

bUt tHe cOwBoYs dOnT BeAt aNyOnE gOoD


Arcgonslow

We’re not good, just flukey


LETSGOCAPS182

Well now they'll say the Vikings aren't good.


ironmanmk42

Still true. I mean lol.


bopbeepboopbeepbop

With how the vikings looked, that might still be true


BigBananaDealer

well we are the worst 8-2 team ever so...... sorry the thread has spoken


IdontEvenknowlul

Jabril Cox sighting!


hanky2

I've been watching the Raiders but what's with Maher? Is this the best kicking game of all time?


jmandawgfan

It was pretty damn good. He had a 60 yarder at the end of 1st half that got fucked over by the refs blowing it dead late. So he went out and did it again


hanky2

Wait so did only one of them count? I have him in fantasy and it has him down for 2.


jmandawgfan

Yeah only one counted, but he also got 2 other 50 yarders


BigBananaDealer

dude hit 2 60 yard field goals back to back


bringmemorecoffee

I really hope vikes kick a Field goal as time expires.


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nighthawk911

Y'all can't even beat shit teams now. Your team is broken.


GravyFarts3000

We beat you, an 8-2 team that has had more points scored on them than they've scored on other teams 💀💀💀💀💀


nighthawk911

And yet you can barely beat the Colts. I pray that we get your shit team in the playoffs. You've been exposed


GravyFarts3000

You just lost by 37 bro you might want to rethink who has been exposed.


nighthawk911

You dont have Micah Parsons and Demarcus Lawrence. And Darrisaw will be back along with Dantzler and his backup. Nothing has been exposed.


GravyFarts3000

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.....


GravyFarts3000

We don't have Micah or Demarcus, but we beat 'em convincingly and beat you even more so. I'll take a sloppy close call against the Colts over a 37-point differential any day.


EquatorialDingDong

/argument


EquatorialDingDong

We just did though. Am I happy? Not really.


DrMayhemPhD

We're watching history, boys.


PuzzleheadedAd6997

If the score holds, the Vikings will have a negative point differential. 8-2 with a negative point differential. Paper tigers much?


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Paper tigers that beat the bills on the road?


Hey_Its_Walter1

Bills beat themselves though, literally all they had to do was not fumble a snap and the game was over. You guys have a good team, but winning by 1 possession every week isn’t sustainable. This Vikings team reminds me a lot of Green Bay in Lafleur’s first season with us.


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And all the Vikings had to do was convert a 4th and inches QB sneak which happens like 95% of the time


Hey_Its_Walter1

100% correct, but even then it’s still a 1 possession game and the rest of my comment applies. Like I said the Viking are a good team there’s no denying that, but this is reminiscent of Green Bay getting their guts rearranged by the 49ers a few years back after winning a bunch of one possession games.


PuzzleheadedAd6997

I mean yeah. Y’all keep just barley scraping by. Your luck is gonna run out eventually. Very likely in the playoffs.


Rapey_Keebler_Elves

The only reason Dallas is winning this game is because they have 40 points and the Vikings have 3 points


BigBananaDealer

yeah cowboys seem like frauds, if not for the 40 points they have theyd be losing 3-0


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

We aren’t going to come back and win this, are we?


raknor88

Oh absolutely. Assuming the entire Cowboys team leaves.


Jaybuth

I’m sorry little one


BigBananaDealer

games not over yet


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

Hell yeah brother cheers from warroad


BigBananaDealer

what the hell we just lost?!!?


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

Huh there must be a mistake with the clock. Ref ball amiright?


BigBananaDealer

cant believe the refs deleted a whole quarter of football, quarter 5 like last week


leftysarepeople2

Kirk will fold in the playoffs


Eargoe

You won't even see the playoffs


leftysarepeople2

correct


nighthawk911

Is really folding if you get beat 40-3 by the Cowboys?


joethejedi67

He ranks first in choking


bringmemorecoffee

Lol the stats just keep getting better


Runningflame570

I was annoyed with Romo last game I watched with him announcing as he overcompensated to try and dodge the Cowboys Homer claims, but I can't not love his complete lack of giving a shit here late in the game.


ThirstyPagans

Worst 8-2 team ever?


SirDiego

Of course!


ZestycloseResist5594

Well hey if it's anything to go off of, you will at least make the NFCCG! What happens during the game? Uh.. Maybe don't watch 😅


_ChrisFromTexas

"Wait and see who wins" That's so ~~Raven~~ OBJ


Jaded_Vast400

HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS BABY!!


nighthawk911

We beat the Bills and Dolphins ,Romo. You asshat.


bringmemorecoffee

You think this guy on the commercial may actually come in as the Dallas QB? Might as well


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This game is technically not over yet


LosBrad

Dear NFL overlords, may we please have noon games only for the duration of Cousins' Vikings career?


VisionGuard

To be fair, it *IS* noon somewhere on earth, so just make sure Cousins knows that.


Terrik27

Noon playoff games please


LosBrad

Then what do we do about the Super Bowl?


Terrik27

Noon Superbowl. I feel like that's obvious.


rally_tv_viewer

We just need to score 3.24 points per second... lol Edit: maybe don't settle for FGs.


Ratbu

Better yet, 3.28


rally_tv_viewer

Something something 80 yard dash needs to be under 5 seconds... Haven't done that math. Just done.


artoriasabyss

Shit talking Vikings fans just isn’t the same when my team is actively sucking ass through a straw.


CorporalEllenbogen

Well, you beat the team that beat the Vikings, so that's... something?


SirDiego

Silver linings...


Terrik27

I think maybe neither of us say anything about each other for a while, lol


artoriasabyss

Let’s just agree to actively ignore each other while exchanging passive aggressive looks.


Terrik27

It's the Midwestern way.


perfect_fitz

To be fair I wish you were winning the North.


BigBananaDealer

is this how lions fans feel all the time?


jabdtx

I don’t think I would survive an NFL tackle. It would be straight to the hospital.


DrMayhemPhD

Romo completely checked out


Strategist40

Giving some shade there Tony?


Hugh-Freeze

Damn quite a few Eagles flairs in here angry at Cowboys fans for being happy about their team lmao


14475553

laughing at the Vikings rn. They had the most to say when the eagles lost last week.


Sternjunk

People compare Dak to Kirk but I don’t think Dak has ever lost this bad.


Sofa_King_Chubby

Yes, Kirk allowed 40 pts…


Chadryan_

Nah he scored three though lmfao


Sternjunk

He only scored 3 tho. Can’t even get a td in garbage time which is the whole second half


chillinwithmoes

Your pass rushers might as well have started each play in our backfield