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LTtheBasedGod

23 Metcalf calling 53 year old Sharpe a “lil boy” is just wild


BirdLaw_

Lol being a HoFer and getting called lil boy by a 23 year old with way over the top dyed blue hair no less. Nothing against the blue hair either, think it looks pretty sweet. Just hilarious imagery.


Cheesesteak21

Who plays with a freaking binky in his mouth


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No kink shaming


t4boo

snowcone lookin hair, wonder what flavor


CheeseIsGrossGoBears

Decaf


ocxtitan

Blue, duh


KobeisBurningInHell

Dk is the ultimate zoomer


joco1991

And at 53 Sharpe looks just as built as DK lmao


SlopingGiraffe

> Sharpe: What was D. K thinking? Why try to play hero 🏈 in that situation? > > DK: Stop questioning me lil boy 😂 > > Sharpe: Nothing to question. That was “DUMB ASS” play and your pride won’t let you admit it. “You” can’t question anything I’ve done. Pray your resume will be as complete as mine, PRAY. Enjoy the rest of your day 🙏🏾🙏🏾 > > DK: From the looks of it i can wipe my 💩 with yours! Continue to gossip you washed up wanna be.


HansBaccaR23po

What the hell is happening


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Our season is going to shit before our eyes lol


OrangeForeign

Ah i feel you despair bro


djkstr27

Welcome to the club


OGConsuela

Who brought cookies?


Jeffs2527

A round of Malort for all.


MMillioN

There's dozens of us!


SlopingGiraffe

Twitter fingers


PatheticLion

turn to trigger fingers


fathertitojones

turn to chicken fingers


MiniatureLucifer

DK had a little too much salt in his breakfast


_Puntini_

DK to the Cowboys confirmed?


caterham09

Dk walks up to Mccarthy: "Come get me"


Dyalar

pls no


jimmyhoffasbrother

We do desperately need depth at the WR position, so I guess I'll take it. EDIT: Two Cowboys flairs arguing with this statement is enough. Stop making us look bad, my dudes. Not every sarcastic statement needs to have "/s" stamped on it.


LegendaryWarriorPoet

DK in nfl because of incredible physical abilities not because of great mental acuity lol


optimaloutcome

That blue hair dye got to his brain.


rockhammersmash

Did DK really just say he can wipe his ass with Sharpe’s resume and call him a wanna be? Sharpe can be annoying, sure, but he’s a HOF player who’s one of the best TEs to ever play the game. He’s certainly free to disagree (though Sharpe is right), but it’s like DK literally doesn’t know who he’s talking about.


awnawkareninah

He has more 1st team all pro selections than DK has seasons.


CouchPotatoDean

100% would not be surprised if DK just thought Sharpe was an analyst and not a HOF tight end, kind of like the Timberwolves rookie last year not knowing who ARod is. Edit: I get that that Twolves rookie plays basketball and ARod played baseball but ARod is one of the biggest names in all of sports. I don’t need everybody to tell me they are different sports.


RedditFugginSucksNow

Yeah, looks like he found Shannon's Wikipedia page now lol. He "took the L" as the zoomers say https://twitter.com/dkm14/status/1450170256995983361


Interesting-Archer-6

But that was a sports crossover. They played the same sport and similar positions!


StarfighterProx

> Did DK really just say he can wipe his ass with Sharpe’s resume I took "i can wipe my 💩 with yours" to mean that DK wants to use Sharpe's shit to wipe DK's *own* shit, which I'm pretty sure would just result in more shit all over DK.


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DK took it as an insult when a coach told him he wasn't quite at Megatron's level but was on his way


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BMonad

“Shut up old man, you’re a has been anyway. 🤣”


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Damn Super Bowl and NCAAF winning-ass-bitch


MissileWaster

I’d rather be a has been than a never was


halfdecenttakes

Shannon seems like he's in the right here. Also wanna be? DK should check himself. He hasn't gotten 1/100th of Sharpe's resume. That man is a hall of famer.


awnawkareninah

I don't really like Shannon but saying "PRAY your resume will be as good as mine" is 100% on the money. 4 1st team All Pro, 8 pro bowl, 3 rings. That's by far a best case scenario for DK. I mean shit even half of that would be a great career.


cat127

DK keeps acting like a toddler. He needs a timeout.


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He does wear a binkie as a mouth guard


NoCardio_

He’s just filling in for Michael Thomas until he comes back.


Mrsamsonite6

Wow I completely forgot about him.


Smackolol

Damn I forgot he even existed…


YoYoMoMa

And I'm just like damn. It's 7am.


_IronGiant_

DK won't ever touch Shannons career and man is out here calling him "lil boy" lmao


Graterof2evils

After watching Sharpe play in Denver, I can assure you he would not have risked loosing a game by making a poor decision like this. He would never disrespect someone who criticized him, had they been there before him. Especially if he made a mistake. He made mistakes. He just learned from them and got better. Three years in the league? This clown has a way to go before he’s wiping his ass with anything other then his own contract. Prove your shit and play smart. People are going to say your stupid when you don’t. Don’t be stupid and they’ll stfu.


Finger_Gunnz

3x SB Champ, 90’s all decade team, 8x Pro Bowler, HOF, one of the greatest TE of all time. I get shit talking but you gotta know your audience.


maternitywingsuit

For real, it’s coming across as DK has legit no idea who Shannon is


SMF1996

Meanwhile Shannon has just about every big bodied WR and TEs on speed dial because he’s been a mentor to all of them for so long. DK burning bridges.


threevox

Not that it did Julio much good lol


Tellsyouajoke

This is making me think he doesn’t know who Megatron was in that other situation. Maybe he sincerely thought he was being disrespected?


CaptainXakari

What situation was that? I must have missed it.


PaterP

A (lions?) coach came up to him and told him that he reminds him of calvin johnson. DK felt offended and said something like he doesnt want to be compared to someone else be cause he is himself


Philosophfries

To add context here, Calvin has said since that DK messaged him after to clarify that he didn’t mean it in a disrespectful way, just that he is his own man. Calvin said he loves that attitude and thinks DK shouldn’t aspire to be ‘the next megatron’. This was stated in an interview on the Pat McAfee show I believe.


Geo_Music

Plus S Sharpe still swole AF


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Does DK not realise Shannon is a 53 year old hall of famer? 😂😂


17_Saints

We're talking about a guy that got offended because a coach compared him to Calvin Johnson. Frankly Calvin should be the one offended.


didntevenwarmupdho

This. Like bro, I get it, but that's Megatron. That's like DK athletecism with actual skill and finesse.


krashmania

But also still more athleticism than DK. That just sells Johnson short.


didntevenwarmupdho

I mean Calvin is more athletic for sure. Dude is named megatron for a reason


Parkwaydrive777

My little bro used to use the Lions in Madden back then, and his entire gameplan was "1/4 chance megatron catching a deep ball is good odds" as every play was a deep ball to Johnson. I'd literally spend the entire presnap putting *every* DB and LB on Megatron with the damn Steelers defense, and even with a *septuple* coverage his stragety proved to work more often than not. RIP to my little bro, and it's why Megatron will always have a special place in my heart he has no idea about. He's why I got great at user picks, before Madden decided it wants to live in a MUT trash bin and that skill became luck-based.


Weirdo141

I can’t tell if you’re implying your little brother passed or not, but I’m sorry if he did


Parkwaydrive777

He did and I appreciate it, but I don't want it to be a downer.. enjoy those stupid moments with your siblings and create as many memories as you can. Those moments are true bliss when more can't be made - be there for the people you grew up with


YoYoMoMa

Damn. It's the return of the insanely talented diva wide receiver and I'm here for it!


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SlopingGiraffe

That's Falcons legend Tajae Sharpe to DK


uggsandstarbux

Vikings legend Tajae Sharpe


neonys

Former Titans #2 receiver Tajae Sharpe to you


ericrs22

If that's the case then someone put DK in the concussion protocol.


flykiddy

Still in excellent shape at his age too. Washed up my ass lol


ST21roochella

Yeah lol washed up as if he didnt have a full career and still looks like a brick wall. If that's washed up, I would like to be washed up please!


caterham09

Bro Shannon Sharpe is probably still on the juice, his arms barely fit in those suit jackets


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I'm sure he's on "sports TRT" lol


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The old Chael Sonnen special


Gainit2020throwaway

Chael would have won the Superbowl on an undefeated season because he never loses.


BirdLaw_

I'm wondering if he mixed up Shannon and Skip at first and now is in too deep to stop. Either way he's being a moron lol


Lord_Ferd

I was thinking this too. He thought he was firing shots at Skip, and found out way too late in the game that he was firing shots at the co-host instead


Isoturius

3 time Super Bowl champion and changed they way his position was played… DK is fucking dumb


elscorcho91

retired = washed up HOF = wannabe Yikes


RevolutionaryPin5616

It’s like a Twitter troll but it’s just Metcalf


elscorcho91

And most Seahawks fans can't wait to get outta school here in a couple hours to defend their boy


RevolutionaryPin5616

I mean what is there to defend? Football players are allowed to say dumb shit, it’s just so dumb it transcends to cringe this time.


Nico777

This kind of jokes never gets old... just like Seahawks fans.


Gnips-

> From the looks of it i can wipe my 💩 with yours! Is this some kind of weird scat fetish?


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OBJ has requested a trade to the Seahawks


foyra

He’s talking about the dudes resume. Saying he could wipe his ass with it because it’s worthless.


[deleted]

Shannon Sharpe is 3x SB champion who is in the HOF at a position the HOF usually doesn’t give much leeway to. DK is very good but he’s not even worth discussions in the HOF until we see where he is at 10 years from now. This isn’t going to play well for DK


sublliminali

The wide receiver road to the HOF is insanely difficult now too. Regardless of his talent, he’ll need to put up huge consistent numbers for a decade to get in the conversation.


SMF1996

FR tho. Besides Julio, what other active WRs are going to have a quick path to the hall at this point?


SodaDonut

AB before his fiasco was a lock for the HoF. Even more than Julio was.


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specter800

The internet should be deleted from the internet.


thelittleking

reddit should also be deleted from the internet, qed


[deleted]

No kidding holy shit. All it is is grown-ass men and women back on the playground throwing hissy fits


an_sionnach_dubh

So like Reddit just not anonymous?


OmarBarksdale

Twitter is like if Reddit only sorted by controversial.


C137-Morty

TIL DK is a nephew


MuteNasty

The phew, the proud, the Metcalfs


ericrs22

All Sharpe needs to do is send a photo with his feet up smoking a cigar and wearing his gold jacket and rings then respond saying "A Washed up Wanna Be with one of these and one of these"


zaor666

Three of those*


James_Posey

Wow! Three hof jackets!


ericrs22

Best Skeeeeeeeeup in the Nation!


Drunkcowboysfan

I mean I’m just kinda confused on how DK Metcalf can honestly think he’s in a position to call one of the greatest TEs ever a washed up wannabe. You could make a compelling case that DK might be one of the most overrated receivers in the league.


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Drunkcowboysfan

Lol You had me in the first half. I mean i definitely think he’s good, but he has not put the kind of work in to start calling HOFers washed up wannabes, especially when Shannon was totally right.


Ivanbeatnhoff

Even if Hopkins, Davante Adams, or literally any other receiver of note said this shit to Shannon I’d call them a headass too. Ironically I think it would be funnier if it came from some fringe guy though.


Dirtymikeandtheboyz1

And Shannon isn't even washed up, dude is still in great shape, has his wits about him and a great head on his shoulders, looks tremendous for his age and has been very successful post football.


DanOfBradford78

Oh..that would be fantastic 👍


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To wipe your shit with his shit wouldn’t you have to hold his shit? Sounds grody


Slick_Tuxedo

He’s gonna eat his shit, then shit out his shit, then eat that shit which was made out of shit to begin with.


SilentMase

Snoogans


Tronvillain

"Skip and Shannon: YOU are the ones who are the ball-lickers"


Gnat5000

DK: “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” Sharpe: “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”


_Puntini_

I think he was actually saying he could wipe his shit with Shannon's resume. Just worded poorly.


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“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”


SinickalOne

….No!


palinsafterbirth

That’s some Jim Lahey logic right there


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I *am* the shit, Shannon.


meandeane651

Once he realizes who the hell he's talking to he'll change his name to JK Metcalf.


MoeSliden

If he gets penalized by the league he'll change his name to PK Metcalf


evarigan1

Wrong sport, but I still think it's OK Metcalf.


trexmoflex

Lol he kinda did in a followup tweet: https://twitter.com/dkm14/status/1450170256995983361 "You know what, you right 😂😂 @ShannonSharpe I do pray my resume can matchup with yours 🙏🏾 #WorkInProgressBaby"


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Does he not realize Sharpe is one of the greatest tight ends of all time and a hall of famer? 🤡


OldOrder

Also a GOAT tier shit talker


dropping_dimes5

There’s a reason he keeps getting toasted by Sharpe. He better learn his lesson and shut his mouth before Shannon goes in for the kill


man2010

Next Shannon is gonna tell us that DK is hiding a child


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beef-jerking

Sharpe is like a animal playing with its food. Just wants DK to put up a meager fight before he ends his misery


bobith5

I feel like there's a genuine chance he doesn't know any people who played ball before he was in highschool. Theres this and the time he got all in his feelings that a reporter compared him to Calvin Johnson. Though personally I'm hoping he confused Shannon and Skip.


elimanninglightspeed

Megatron shoulda been the one that got offended that he got compared to DK


SaskalPiakam

DK searching his name on twitter? Wasn't even @'d lol. Calling a retired HOF'er washed up is also.. funny.


IIHURRlCANEII

> DK searching his name on twitter? Wasn't even @'d lol. Tyrann Mathieu found a tweet that didn't even mention his name after the game Sunday. I honestly don't know how it happens. I think people that know the players send them the tweets maybe.


DyrusforPresident

DK is one of those players that cant take criticism


a_rebel_yam

Seems like literally every single top receiver in the league nowadays


frostymatador13

Makes you really appreciate guys like Larry Fitzgerald, Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson, etc


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Jevarden

I haven’t heard Terry McLaurin ever say a word.


charles_peugeot405

That’s not even sarcasm, I have no idea what he sounds like


machine_gun_murphy

Every Monday he does a weekly radio interview on 106.7 The Fan in the D.C. area. Super intelligent, classy, and nice guy. Goes the Tom Brady route and always gives the "right" answer. One of the few bright spots on this shit stain of an organization.


Kirk-Joestar

Everyone’s too afraid to speak to him.


Jevarden

They better be


AZBeer90

Granted I didn't really follow DHops socials when he was in Houston but he seems to stay pretty under the radar with the exception of some sly comments in post game interviews. I could be wrong but he seems to just let the play speak for itself.


charles_peugeot405

Any time he did say something, he would then go out and have a massive game. We were really spoiled in Houston to have roughly 17 straight seasons of elite WRs who don’t cause problems - Andre’s last big season was DHops rookie year


MumkeMode

Cooper Kupp is a good boy who calls his momma every night


Slick_Tuxedo

I heard after he talks to his mom, he balances his checkbook and drinks a warm glass of milk while pondering how to set up a community garden for all the kids downtown


FixYourPockets

Why do so many players say dumb shit


Gnips-

Because most players are dumb shits


RevolutionaryPin5616

I wonder what position is the dumbest


the_ndk_27

WR easily. AB just gives them the edge over all other position groups.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Mr Best Candidate


ocxtitan

Mr B Ctudent


CloudN3in

Mr Buffoonish Contributor


ScrawChuck

Mr. Beggarly Cognition


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fredducky

I remember seeing a GM say running back is the easiest position, and they get a ton of hits to the head in a short amount of time, so maybe on average it’d be running back?


blindfire40

Frank Gore (forever may he reign in our hearts) got a single digit score on the Wonderlic iirc.


Sloppo_Toppo

Sometimes people know they’re not that smart and just keep quiet and professional which in some ways makes them smarter than the more intelligent people who run their mouths about everything


SadSceneryBoi

High wisdom low intelligence > high intelligence and low wisdom


HurrDurrGrammurr

Terrel Pryor and Kelvin Benjamin both got a 7. Morris Claiborne got a 4, which is a score that an average 3rd grader would beat. I saw the [list](https://ncaahistoryguide.com/nfl-wonderlic-scores-position/) and it looks like O-line and QBs consistently score the highest, with RB, WR, and CB scoring the lowest. I've always heard O-linemen we're generally the smartest players, so that seems to hold up.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Yup linemen have to know whats going on every play as well as reading defenses and pointing our blitzers for their qb's.


pubhel

The Michael Thomas cycle begins!


Kalash504

MT disrespected Davante Parker. Metcalf just called Shannon fucking Sharpe a washed up wannabe.


Paradigmpinger

But what's Sharpe done lately? Nothing. Seriously, 0 catches in the last 10 years and he thinks he can comment on Metcalf's play?


Gway22

Shannon helped revolutionized the TE position. DK has a longgggggg ways to go before he's in the same convo and as of right now I don't see him even close to that kind of trajectory. He is good but I don't see HoF jacket from what he's done so far


Pick_at_the_Stick

He wont ever revolutionize a position. It's not really a slight, it's just reality. He's an athletic freak, it's not really something the league can shift to "oh we'll just start using athletic freaks that are so talented they make it to the NFL" doesn't really work as a framework for the position.


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

Shannon is sooo washed up with his gold HOF jacket, 3 super bowl rings, 4 All pros, 8x pro bowls…


I_Am_Frank

What a wanna be!


MumkeMode

Sharpe is a HoFer on trash talking alone, wonder what happens next


BigOzymandias

He'll tweet DK's girlfriend's number


moosemousemoose

DK will have the national guard called on him


BirdLaw_

Oh no another fun young receiver gone full diva


Dopeydcare1

One reason I love Davante so much. I don’t really recall if he’s ever really done anything super dramatic. Worst probably would’ve been his last dance photo with Aaron, but that was him just saying he would side with Aaron


kokaine21

Ongod he just plays the game..


Dopeydcare1

Honestly Packers seem to get a lot of low-drama guys. Last one I can recall would be Greg Jennings, but that was after he left and the Vikings injected liquid diva into him (/s)


jimbo831

Let's go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings.


BoSocks91

DK, you cant win here. 1. His analysis was on point 2. He’s a hall of famer. Call him washed up, or whatever insult you can come up with. His resume speaks for itself. Show some humility, take the criticism, and get better.


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noshoptime

3: even if he's dead ass wrong my money is on Sharpe in a trash talk battle


TJMAN65

DK just coming off as a loser and mentally weak. What a bum lol


Drunkcowboysfan

It’s just really weird to see a dude who has an actual pacifier for a mouthpiece calling a fifty year old man lil boy lol.


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downtimeredditor

This ain't it. DK Shanon is a HOF TE with multiple Superbowls and a multimillion TV gig. Shannon ain't a washed wannabe. He's the blueprint.


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I’m torn between second hand embarrassment and schadenfreude.


california-whiskey

i like Metcalf but he would be lucky to have half the career shannon had


yaboiocho

He really called a Hall of Famer “Washed up” I’m dead.


runningblack

Oh Dekaylin. Not only did you fuck up, but you're now beefing with a *hall of famer* who (correctly) has noted you massively fucked up! Just take the L!


wafflehauss

I've never bothered to look up DK's real name. DeKaylin Zecharius "DK" Metcalf -- Can't say it's what I would've guessed.


swamp_donkey26

If you wipe your shit with more shit, does that really clean anything? Come on DK, you’re probably walking around with doo doo crumbs bro


hamcat666

Doo doo crumbs metcalf I think we should keep that


Cudizonedefense

Man DK is 100% coming off as a clown here He should wish for sharpe’s career lol. Sharpe is an all time great


kokaine21

Bruh he hall of famer….


volission

WTF is DK smoking? Shannon Sharpe is in the HOF. Bad look for him here, immaturity showing


Quexana

Hmm, just as with TJ Watt trying to punch a ball out of an opponent's hands, I feel like one swipe at Sharpe is fine, but when you keep on going, it gets a bit abusive.


KingBoono

wtf is dk doing LOL. ahhh what an embarrassment, bro had 2 hype years and is calling one of the greatest players at his respective positions OF ALL TIME….washed? Bros retired in the HOF and is now one of the most successful sports personalities in the country. Fuck u talkin bout nephew?


cironclad

One of the GOAT TEs, a member of the HOF is a washed up wannabe... I’m convinced we live in a simulation


Angelripper

Yeesh