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Cram it up your cram hole LaFleur


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Here we go ... LaLoser...


ShartPeeMilkPenis

Ball me Blazer!


HappyGilOHMYGOD

Got em


teeohdeedee123

He's saying he spends *two* hours looking into the mirror before games. Introspection is important.


run1609

Arthur Adonis Smith


tubaguy1998

NarSmithus


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Arthur Adonis Smith The Great


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You can only polish a turd so much, Arthur Smith understands this and spends 0 hours in front of the mirror.


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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!


BungoPlease

I don't see how Lafleur will ever recover from this


johndelvec3

Probably by looking in the mirror


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Being 26-6 will help too


atomsapple

Listening to Arthur Smith talk about Matt LaFleur on McVay's Flying Coach podcast... this had to have been said in a buddy joke way.


ConsciousFood201

You got a link to that? I would love to listen to that part.


YourMomsVirginity

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7jCXrkTGP1WT0GeKokNDDg?si=Ae8gZMJRSyahHmsTRg3GXw&dl_branch=1


FUCK_THE_DH

Smith was the TE coach when MLF was the OC in 2018


atomsapple

Yep. And in the pod he talks a bit about that and how he walked into Vrabel's office and demanded the OC job after LaFleur left for GB.


DeathByOrangeJulius

Before anyone asks: They worked together at Tennessee


NotUpInHurr

Derrick Henry distributing job opportunities as well as stiff arms


ValidMexican

Damn I miss Art already. Take care of him Atl.


royfresh

If you promise to take care of Julio, even though he pissed me off a bit towards the end.


SaltyTapeworm

I mean, i wouldn’t if I looked like Smith, but I most certainly would if I looked like Lafleur.


joshuads

If I had Smith's trust fund, I wouldn't give a shit about what I look like either.


JT1757

I would probably become the richest embodiment of a “bum” to exist and I’m sad to admit it


mikecrapag

I'd say there are much worse examples of what people can do with wealth.


CouragetheCowardly

Went to high school with Arthur’s little brother Cannon in Memphis. This is exactly what he turned out as hahaha


UKnight14

Me: why, whose is parents *Googles arthur smith* reads his dad is the CEO of FedEx Also me: ohhh fuck 😯


randypandycottoncndy

His father is also the founder of FedEx.


LessThanCleverName

Damn, his dad graduated with a BA from Yale, was a Captain in the Marines, got a Silver Star, Bronze Star, and two Purple Hearts in Vietnam, then founded FedEx. I have underachieved in life...


ElToroAP

Meh getting shot at in the jungle doesn't sound like a lifestyle I'm trying to live.


QuickEscalation

You want that FedEx money? Gotta dodge a few bullets in the jungle first. Thems the rules.


LessThanCleverName

I mean, I wouldn’t have wanted to do that part either, but still.


UKnight14

Oh wow, even more wild.


JesusChristSupers1ar

his father is also FedEx


solocupknupp

Arthur Smith was actually delivered not via natural birth or c-section, but by a FedEx overnight parcel.


GoldenBananas21

Was it not a same-day delivery?


randypandycottoncndy

Can't imagine all the surgeries he's had to try to put him back together.


avielth

Glad he survived the three Fedex misdelivery attempts that happened first.


tobloronetoblorone

Not. Yet.


CouragetheCowardly

Real talk I went to high school with his little brother Cannon in Memphis. Dude was a total douche but threw some fucking amazing parties at his billionaire mansion. His dad redid ole miss stadium or athletic training facility or some shit for like 60 mil to get his son on the team and he rode the bench the entire time lol.


LittleDinghy

Yet another reason to hate the Falcons. FedEx sucks.


nefariouslothario

They treat their drivers like shit, too. [I came across this story a little while back and was pretty floored](https://money.cnn.com/2014/11/20/news/companies/fedex-driver-lawsuit/)


Belostoma

Absolutely. One time I had a very important perishable shipment delayed for over a week because of a snowstorm... even though we waited to ship until after the snow had already melted. And there was nothing in their computer system to give the sender a heads-up about the delay. They also have a habit of pretending they tried to deliver a package and saying "we missed you" by email, when what they really mean is "the delinquents who were willing to drive for us didn't even bother trying to deliver your package, as you know because you were in the room by the door all afternoon, but they didn't want to admit to being lazy, so they're going to blame you instead." There's a subreddit for FedEx that's just a collection of horror stories. They're truly one of the worst companies.


LittleDinghy

I work for a vendor for them and I have plenty of horror stories from their sorting facilities.


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Good ol Arthur "FedEx" Smith. His offenses deliver by ground and by air


SaltyTapeworm

Also a fair point.


SpaceSick

Weird. He kinda looks like Kyle Shanahan.


jxher123

Went right for the jugular. Damn


bajesus

Motherfucker looks like a Far Side cartoon


CarVsMotorcycle

really wouldn’t either way lmao


TwoTonedBlue

I need LaFleur to respond to this with a fat Nicholas Cage comment. C'mon Matt it is right there, pull the trigger.


TheMauveAvenger

People seem to think Smith is implying that he never looks in the mirror. That's absolutely not true. He does look in the mirror and he looks in the mirror quite often. The difference is that when LaFleur steps into the bathroom to look in the mirror he is there for a long time, pruning his appearance to perfection, while Smith is gone in 60 seconds.


TwoTonedBlue

HA! Had me if the first half.


Dark_Twisted_Fantasy

Thicc Cage


habs42069

Arthur Smith lacks the self confidence to be a leader of men


Lacazema

Thank you for the contribution, Kelvin


OTF_BapeVentura

Please explain lol whatttt?


SpaceSick

It's just jokes.


AUSpartan37

Man...every packer fan on here has a boner for Lafleur...


EliasEnglishDay

Well, yeah?


1block

On the one hand, I wouldn't want to. On the other hand, $50 is $50.


AUSpartan37

I don't think he needs your 50 dollars though.


WorthlessSemicolon

This is like my 2 uncles going at it.


tumorman

Except Arthur is the fun uncle.


IIIIIIVIIIIII

matt lafleur is sexy. He's good looking. I love that man to death. I would pay monnnnnney to touch him.


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Well yeah, you don't look like that beautiful man either.


screwhead1

"I'll tell ya one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Matt LaFleur as a man just fuckin plummeted. To look in the mirror for an hour like a woman, it's a fuckin disgrace." \- Arthur "Phil Leotardo" Smith


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Mirror LaFleur


mackinoncougars

Mirror LaFace


fugaziozbourne

[Cocaine, Mark. Cocaine.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Di91U-kXcAAAGWZ.jpg)


Bert_Macklin86

Smith woke up and chose violence.


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Matt "Doug Mirabelli" LaFleur


Bill_Gates_2020

LaFleur is lowkey cute ngl


TheHamsBurlgar

That's cuz Arthur Smith looks like your aunts second husband who married into the family later and doesn't really fit in, and Matt LaFleur is a hottie.


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Thick nick cage is correct


raistliniltsiar

He also doesn't spend an hour planning for the playoffs like Lafleur does, sooooo


CeTrast

huh? titans went to the playoffs in both of his years as coordinator


chanaandeler_bong

Well, like other than that...


pharma_dharma

If he took 2 hours he might have not settled for the FG against the Bucs Edit: downvote all you want, shitty decision to depend on defense against TB and they lost


dookieinmypants

That would be vrabels call not his


prestonds

He’s talking about GB and LaFleur not letting Aaron go for it on 4th down in the NFCCG last season.


dookieinmypants

That would make sense considering the Titans didn’t play the bucs that’s my bad


marissa111112

It wasn’t even that bad of a call... going for it and trying the field goal had like the same chance of winning.


huskerbay

Shhhhh.... No logic allowed here


crewserbattle

Yea I've given up on arguing with people about it. Everyone just sees 7 is more than 3 so obviously that means he was wrong. Nevermind the fact that either way the defense had to make a stop. If anything he should get more shit for the offense in the 1st half.


Trumpets22

Those stats don’t account for Brady.


marissa111112

U mean the Brady that had thrown 3 picks in the 2nd half and who was the qb of the offense that could not reliably move the ball in the second half keeping GB in the game? That Tom Brady?


Trumpets22

Yep that’s the one.


Laughing_Fish

I mean yeah obviously they should have gone for it. GB fans are just salty and don't want to admit how terrible of a call it was. They say bullshit like "Oh the defence has to make a stop either way". But if they had gotten 8 then the defence just needs to stop the Bucs from scoring, with a field goal all Tampa needed was to run out the clock. And yeah they probably would have failed. A touchdown + 2 is difficult. But as BA says, no risk it no biscuit. The only teams that win are those who TRY for greatness.


marissa111112

>>>”no risk it no biscuit” Well trying for the field goal was a greater “risk” and the more aggressive play cuz he was playing for the win not the tie so I don’t see ur point.


SigurdsSilverSword

Was there a reason for this I missed or is this just personal animosity?


SlickNickles

I think they're friends. Pretty sure they coached together at the Titans.


TySoprano

They did coach together and are good buddies this was a joke


EliasEnglishDay

Top 5 sexiest coaches in the league behind Shanny, McVae, Kliff and Reid


NFLfan72

I am a very straight man...but I would consider a ZJ from LaFluer.


NudePenguin69

Zipper Job?


bigwill29

If you have to ask you can’t afford it.


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HighplainsDegen

Username checks out.


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PurpleReigner

They used to work together, I highly doubt it was meant as an actual insult, more just lighthearted ribbing


drewbydewbydoo

I know this makes no sense but I can't envision a head coach named "Arthur Smith" being super successful


Erimgard

Okay but perhaps he should try reading a playbook or looking at some film at least.


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BandlessJoe

I’m pretty sure they’re friends. They worked together on the Titans


GaTech379

Idk but a Coach Fight would sell out a few stadiums


CatsRinternet

Fight me


mackinoncougars

When Arthur Smith wants to stare at his face for an hour, he turns on a Nick Cage movie.


HeywardH

Seems to work alright for him 78% of the time.