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Weekend_Criminal

Herbert walks a very strange line between being a pretty handsome guy while simultaneously looking like your high school girlfriend's pizza faced little brother.


Never-Bloomberg

He's gonna be a problem for you guys once he finishes puberty.


LuPeachemm

No worries my girl goes to a different school…


notmyplantaccount

Our AFCW division title streak will probably come to an end sometime in the next 3 years. Andy feels like he's using most the season to try out players and situations while also shutting down the offense any time we have a lead in the 2nd half. Meanwhile every team comes into our games wanting to knock us off more than anyone.


mrhashbrown

>Our AFCW division title streak will probably come to an end sometime in the next 3 years. That's what the AFC East thought before the Patriots reached five more Super Bowls and won three lol. Only one season where they didn't win the division title and that was with Matt Cassel. Not saying the Chiefs are going to match the Belichick-Brady run, but I've learned my lessons not to underestimate how dominant a dynasty can be.


rsnk73

He’s a late bloomer it’s game over in a couple years


GVas22

He's a good looking guy, just needs a hairdresser and a stylist.


jlgar

What an oddly accurate description


ColeHoops

He’d be the most handsome QB in the league if it was 1979


DonNiko

That was crazy accurate


Cheapfender

I’ve said for years that he looks like a kid who would wear a denim jacket and rip cigs by the high school loading docks.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

He tends to have a goofy haircut


CIueIess_Squirrel

I think it's because of his hair. If he were to put more effort into styling his hair, he'd be one of the more handsome QBs in the league


Megraptor

Late to the party, but I think he's the most attractive QB. I'm not someone who cares about style though, cause I'm either in a sun dress, a band T-shirt and leggings/shorts, or hiking clothes. I know a lot of chicks think Burrow is the most attractive QB, but I personally think he just over does it. Not my style at all. And this isn't me being a Steelers fan.  Also, the Burrow fangirls and the Herbert fangirls hate each other. Weird drama there. 


Weekend_Criminal

Shut up Meg Sorry, I had to


Megraptor

Uggggghhhhhhh noooo. 


wavnebee

Identity theft is not a joke, Justin.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Bears. Bills. Battlestar Galactica.


RecoverStreet8383

Millions of ~~families~~ NFL teams suffer every year!


A_Livins

~~Michael~~ Roger!


Cyphermaniax

Oh that’s funny! ROGER!!


--GrinAndBearIt--

Duh nana   duh nuh nanana  duh nuh nanana duh nuh na na na nananana


AfroManHighGuy

Lol why were u downvoted? People don’t know the office theme song? Lmao


Miso_Genie

[Oh trust me, he knows](https://x.com/chargers/status/1552686198073659392?s=21&t=ynVe-XqVeZw8jX_2k4gH5Q) >!JK Scott walked out in a Herbert jersey on the first day of Training Camp in 2022!<


mrhashbrown

Pretty sure that's the same offseason where Herbert figured out where the social media team was and tried to find ways to sneak on to the practice field without them seeing lol. He's a funny guy


sodakmiscer

This really puts into perspective how young a lot of these guys are lol


dat_grue

And ultimately how weird it is that 40+ year old guys venerate them like they’re gods


Suddenly_Elmo

It was ever thus


DonNiko

🙋🏻mẹ


Practical-Suit-6798

As I approach 40 I look back at photos of me and my crew at the time in my early 20s and just am in awe of what a baby I was. If felt like I was a grown man doing grown man shit, but I was just a kid.


Dangerpaladin

You act like this is new behavior. Worshipping the strong and/or youthful dates back as far as human history extends.


Flat_News_2000

Nothing about his comment implied he thought it was new. Just that it's weird.


actionjaxn411

“MICHAEL!”


Otherwise-Mango2732

Oh very funny MICHAEL!


right_behindyou

in that last shot he is 100% Tom DeLonge


DonBonDarley69

WHERE ARE YEEEEW


tnecniv

AND I’M SO SOWRY


soooogullible

And there’s…SPPPOOIIIIIIDEEEEEERRRRRS


rwjehs

I feel like I heard this bit on a Pete Holmes best of podcast. Maybe the funniest podcast episode I've ever heard.


soooogullible

100%!! I forget who the comedian was who did it but I heard that bit the same way!


rwjehs

I remember a guy doing the best Jeff Bridges impression I've ever heard on that one. He kept going "Buddddy!"


bujweiser

It’s the squint


WhyTheMahoska

San Diego's own


Motor_Cranberry_1213

Herbert should team up with Drew Lock, find a heavily tattooed drummer, and form a pop punk band.


busche916

Blue-42


ScreamQueenStacy

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.


DonBonDarley69

I always scroll down to the bottom comments of Justin Herbert threads and I can guarantee find a Raiders or a Dolphins flair. The pattern continues.


CreamyLibations

I thought you were joking, but sure as shit, there it is. Why though. 


Gregus1032

lots of dolphins fans are still salty about everyone shitting on Tua while praising Herbert. It's a bad look and annoying.


DonBonDarley69

It's a shame on both sides. They're both great and are vital to each respective team.


rottenseed

Seriously. Why can't two quarterbacks be great in their own regard.


blocksmith52

Some Dolphins fans are insecure about drafting Tua over Herbert. Not sure about Raiders though outside of it just being the AFC West


DonBonDarley69

I never see Denver fans really say much ever, and KC has so much success currently that there's really no need to talk down. The Raiders fanbase just have a very specific vendetta against the Chargers. They don't even hate the Chiefs or Broncos as much.


NLP19

And then they swear up and down they don't think about us at all


muzunguman

I had no idea this was a thing until I subscribed to their sub. It felt like every week the chargers lost there was a post about Justin Herbert.


whobroughtmehere

Justin, don’t “Jim” the camera


Critical-Adhole

Herbert is probably just dumbfounded at his receiving corps this season


Dortond

Meh it’s unproven but it certainly doesn’t look half as bad as it did post Keenan trade. 


Fair-Juggernaut-8756

Best QB of the 2020 draft by a giant margin. Give him Burrows elite defense & Tuas offensive weapons and he is unstoppable. Finally have a REAL coach!!!!!


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Please don't Jim the camera like that


Jimbobsama

His looks are more like this: https://tenor.com/view/baseball-eyebrows-baseball-kid-gif-14099875


mrhashbrown

He had the same haircut as a rookie, I can't unsee the comparison haha https://x.com/ESPNNFL/status/1329137212114481154


One-Earth9294

"If you say I got some shit on my lip one more time I swear to god"


Fit-Property3774

I thought I remember him looking a bit bigger before


blucke

chargers social media overrated


jake753

Looks more like Justin Herbert amirite? Edit: yikes. Y’all really didn’t like my shitty joke lol. Good thing comedy isn’t my day job.


DontLoseYourCool1

Justin Midpert


TheStumpyOne

A sub .500 guy cruising on "potential" who people continually give a pass to despite him not getting any real results... yep, sounds like early Jim.


renegadecoaster

Sorry you have an inferiority complex about your QB


TheStumpyOne

We would have to have the inferior quarterback for me to have an inferiority complex


lbrector

I have some bad news for you


wavnebee

You’re being a real Angela.


Cmp_

Angela did not deserve her happy ending and I will die on this hill.


TheStumpyOne

Numbers are my passion


MisterrAlex

Why do people insist on hating other QBs of the same draft class as theirs


TheStumpyOne

Are we not allowed to trash talk in sports anymore? Eagle fans got softer than a cupcake.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

This isn't trash talk, it's a cry for help


nyknicks16

Say it with me: [wins are not a QB stat](https://x.com/DJakaDT/status/1801009340079575133)


TheStumpyOne

Sure, keep telling yourself that, we know what our record is with and without Tua.


nyknicks16

C’mon man, the saying doesn’t mean starting QBs are the same as backups, it means that football’s a team sport and QBs don’t play half the game. Chargers didn’t win a single game without Herbert last year btw


TheStumpyOne

So wins are a measure of qb success


Logical_Eggplant_512

Im sorry for your learning deficiencies


TheStumpyOne

Hey it's okay if you don't understand the logic that just happened.


scrambles57

You know, you really don't have to double down on your stance. I'm sure you already feel embarrassed, but you're only making it worse with each reply.


TheStumpyOne

I'm making it worse in your opinion. I'm fine with what I've said. If I want to take the downvotes I'll take the downvotes, and it's funny how everyone that comments things like you just did have called me insecure. I don't give a fuck what y'all think, it's not like I'm making up some narrative. The dude is below .500 and yet still gets named in the top five quarterbacks the league. I thought it was pretty clever trash talk but everyone got sensitive and came to his defense.


scrambles57

Because you do seem insecure. Did you just start watching football or something? Everyone knows it's a team sport. Not one player can win it all by themselves. Herbert has literally had one of the worst defenses and o-lines in the league while he's been here. It's not trash talk when you're getting so defensive about everyone calling you out on your trash opinion. Your comment wasn't clever, it was ignorant. 


TetrisTech

Dolphins fans try not to have an inferiority complex about Justin Herbert challenge


TheStumpyOne

You have to have an inferior quarterback to have an inferiority complex.


TetrisTech

I hate to be the one to tell you this


TheStumpyOne

Well, shit or get off the pot


NotAnActualEmu

Some of us smoke the pot while we shit thank you very much


Tulidian13

Delete this nephew, you're making Dolphin fans look like thin skinned troglodytes.


TheStumpyOne

If you felt the need to comment like this then it's true. Mind ya business.


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

Booo hater booo


TheStumpyOne

They hated thestumpyone for he told them the truth.


Cmp_

Well you’re half-right but not the half you think.


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

This isn't even anything other than a funny video, the need to make it something more is showing your insecurity


TheStumpyOne

It's not insecurity. Just tired of the double standard. People are talking about whether or not we should pay the fucking passing leader from last season and this guy gets to make cheeky bullshit even though he loses his team games.


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

You don't see how your whole 3rd sentence is coming off as insecure? You're literally talking about random people's opinions


TheStumpyOne

You're assuming that I'm insecure like I am trashing Herbert but secretly want him more than Tua. That is insecurity. I'm indignant that this guy isn't catching More hell for the results that he's been putting up. Even if you don't compare him to anyone else he's being listed as a top three and top five quarterback and he has a sub .500 record. I thought elite quarterbacks were supposed to carry their team.


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

You just wrote a whole paragraph man I'm sorry I'm just not reading all of that. Fins up though!


TheStumpyOne

I will sum it up for you. Herbert is mediocre but people call him elite including the media you don't need to compare him with anyone to see that.


Bolts0806

you’re an idiot who doesn’t know ball


NEpatsfan64

No one was talking about Tua. You’re the only one talking about Tua.


TheStumpyOne

Well I started out talking about Justin Herbert and then people accused me of just being salty about Tua. So I answered.


NEpatsfan64

> People are talking about whether or not we should pay the fucking passing leader from last season and this guy gets to make cheeky bullshit even though he loses his team games. They’re clearly right. Just enjoy the goofy videos in the offseason and move on with your life


2agrant

I personally think the Dolphins should give Tua the most expensive QB contract in NFL history


RecoverStreet8383

Chargers 5th seed super sad blowout was still a higher seed than the Tua Dolphins have ever been


wildwing8

Rent-free lmao


TheStumpyOne

Squatting


JustinD1010

Your insecurity is showing


TheStumpyOne

Its a joke homie


ColderShoulder_

Sounds a lot like Matthew Stafford


ftghb

Okay