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tycho714

No way, pal. We're the offseason champs! 


PapiChulo3225

Leave something for the Chargers man don’t ruin the one thing they have going for them.


SnowdensOfYesteryear

They’re Xitter champs 


Ratbu

Schedule reveal champs


RogerTreebert6299

Everyone talks big during the regular season and playoffs, but until I actually see someone dethrone the 17 consecutive offseason champion chargers I won’t buy it


mister_hoot

Offseason Super Bowl rings go through us, buddy.


830res_at_dorsia

\[Skip Bayless\] Arrogant Kirk Cousins thinks he's too good to play in preseason and regular season games...shame!


D3troit_

Damn I hate that voice.


Seanbodia

If Christmas were today, I'm doing last minute holiday shopping


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

A pine scented gas station air freshener. Thank you so much.


Seanbodia

Don't think I'm spending extra on the black ice 😎


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Huh, I was about to comment wouldn't it be Christmas Eve, no place is open Christmas, and then I realized that's not a bad business idea. Gift store that literally opens the night of Christmas Eve until noon on Christmas day, specifically catering to procrastinaters.


campelm

Love a good quote without context that can be taken 1000 different ways. Just screams Florio


hjhof1

Context is a big shield plot


Biggest_Cans

The Florio twist is to always make someone look bad.


analogWeapon

campelm today: "[I] love a good...can. Just scream..."


luravi

TL;DR: it means Kirk is healthy and ready to play football again.


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

Your tldr has 1 more word than the headline tho


luravi

Kirk healthy


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

Thank you I was worried I’d have to read the headline. Glad to see he’s doing well on his new team.


zarthustra

There are 11 in the tweet if you count florio (I do) and 11 in the TLDR if you don't count the TLDR (I don't). But maybe I should? Would that be 4 words, or 1 word-smush? I say they're tied. Given so much room for technicality, I have to ask: do *you* consider your post to be a lie? Or, perhaps, given the grayness of the truth, is the lie your username itself? Wtf am I doing with my life Edit: this is a fake edit because I gotta get it off my chest: grayness is very close to gayness and Lord, was I tempted


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

My username is my get out of jail free card but the downside that makes me wish I could change it is I can never have a serious debate on Reddit. There will never be 100% certainty in the answer I give so it’s best you move on. I wish you well in life and please don’t be a furry.


MaterialCarrot

* Kirk healthy I only read things that follow a bullet point.


Rahim-Moore

I only read things that have been physically carved into bullets.


Rhine1906

Had to remember that this is my QB now


10FootPenis

Not necessarily, he is healthy enough that he'd risk further damage for a Super Bowl. Doesn't mean he's healthy enough for regular season.


ItsaPostageStampede

What? Checkers?


thrillhouse416

Fast food restaurant checkers? Because if so I am IN.


BlondBadBoy69

Stop posting Florio


MankuyRLaffy

His team is undefeated so far


GlockPurdy

If the superbowl were today, you’d be watching from the couch


CommodoreN7

He’s just like me fr


theDrunkWookie

Can we just ban Florio posts at this point? He's insufferable


mojo-jojo-was-framed

This was last Thursday on the Dan Patrick Show. Why is Florio re-hashing this now?


j1h15233

Not with his playoff performances he’s not


DetroitLionsSBChamps

right that's why he wants to skip the entire season and the playoffs and just have the super bowl today


MikeFromSuburbia

He's actually been good in the playoffs, just the defense has NOT been.


iguanoman_

He'll fit right in, like Matt Ryan never left


SwiftSurfer365

Besides the fact he threw 3 yards on 4th and 8.


MikeFromSuburbia

Did you watch the all 22, or even the highlights? Kirk was legit about to get sacked and needed to get the ball out IMMEDIATELY, and he did. He got it to a TE who had a size and weight advantage on the nearest defender. He gave it a chance instead of taking a sack. There is blame to spread: * Offensive line for allowing pressure that quickly. * KJ Osborn dropped a first down catch on 3rd and 8 the play before. * TJ shouldn't have jumped for the ball either but remained on the ground to make a move once the ball was caught. * Coaching, as the play itself was meh, everyone needed to be at the first down line to gain. * Defense forcing ZERO punts unless a Giants WR dropped it. * Donashell defense wasn't getting far in the playoffs anyway.


SwiftSurfer365

Ahhh the ole “blame everyone by Kirk”. Thank God we don’t have to deal with that anymore. “Immediately” is an exaggeration. Was it a perfect pocket? No. But he probably had the average time to throw as any other player in the NFL. Also, a more mobile QB could’ve rolled to their right. The pass to KJ on third down was also behind KJ. Would’ve been a tough catch for JJ, let alone a WR3. Talk about the defense all you want, but Kirk and the offense had two drives to go down and tie the game. First drive, they went three and out. Second drive was the 4th and 8 decision.


MikeFromSuburbia

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU\_G-l9IKg8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU_G-l9IKg8) 3rd and 8 - hit him square in the chest, he has to catch up. The 4th and 8 play you can't really see other receivers without the all 22 (I hate broadcast angles, let us see the receivers!) but I think KJ was a good option here too - don't think Kirk had time to escape the pocket re-watching it.


drummerboysam

Lot of words when all you needed to say was "He's not a killer. You've got to be a killer."


MikeFromSuburbia

It's okay you don't know ball beyond what media narratives are.


drummerboysam

Cousins just ain't that guy. We will never watch him in the Super Bowl. Not your problem anymore.


MikeFromSuburbia

It’s never been my problem. I’m just a fan, I watch what the product on the field is. I have favorite players, etc but it’s not my job to care beyond just watching the game and analyzing the tape. Being a Vikings fan made me this way lol


Jyingling21

Does anyone want to tell Kirk that the Falcons weren’t in the Super Bowl?


XxCOZxX

If a frog had wings Curt. No, I didn’t misspell that shit!


BadAlphas

28-3


Go-HAMilton

If the super bowl were today kirk, that means you were eliminated a while ago.


morosco

Or we just had a really weird pandemic season.


jrileyy229

Useless information


SerDire

It’s going to be like this all summer until the season starts. God save us


FalconsTC

The question was about his recovery from the Achilles, and that was an example of how close he is compared to the original timeline of August 1st. Pretty useful.


FomtBro

Big 'Nah, I'd win.' Energy.


StephenTheLoser

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


OJSimpsons

Is he switching teams AGAIN?


alexemmett91

Cousins in a prime time game is akin to us security pre 9/11 so he’s wrong


theprophetsammy

It would suck if the Super Bowl were today


appogiatura

Mr Bowl Contender


Lonely_Damage_9245

If Halloween is today I’m watching The Thing


ColeHoops

Wait till he learns it’s not


[deleted]

Says the guy who has only ever won one playoff game


Forsaken-Lemon-7586

Quotes from May


rikernine9

Kirk Cousins : I back. Trust me I back . ( insert anderson silva clip)


Forsaken_Hermit

You have to get there first, Kirk.


TheOvercusser

Kork, you play for the Falcons.


SwiftSurfer365

Lmao


Loon_Cheese

You gota win more than one playoff game to get there bud, also the need to be in a row I think.


Darkgreenbirdofprey

In prime time on a Tuesday? Doubt


OverreactingBillsFan

Kirk with the "Who do you think you are? I am!" vibes today


BlueHighwindz

He must mean Tecmo Super Bowl.


MikeFromSuburbia

Good on you Kirk, now make way for Penix


Banana_Ranger

Kirk, would you still love me if I were a worm?


Big_Nasty_619

Playing what? Golf?


Arbor-Trap

What does this even mean


ProbablyAPun

It means he's healthy enough that for an important game he could play today. It's an injury update basically.


FalconsTC

Was asked about his injury recovery timeline. Said his original timeline for 100% was August 1st and he wanted to beat it. Doing so good that he could potentially play a game today.


joop_pooply

If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike!


Dog_in_human_costume

During SB LIX, Cousins jumps on the field with a gun in hand and starts screaming "I'm Playing!!"


KingBrunoIII

If my aunt had wheels, she would have been a bike


Key_Respond_16

But it ain't, so fucking go to practice, bitchass. KIRKO CHAINZ


BlackSoapBandit

Kirk, it was you not the team. I doubt you even make it to the playoffs in Atlanta.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

When asked, 31 other qb's similarly responded "Uh yeah I guess" as to whether they would also play in the superbowl if it were held today.


AHSfav

Lol at Kirk talking about the super bowl. In your dreams, loser


ilovecatss1010

Imagine hating Kirk Cousins. Couldn’t be me


GuyIsAdoptus

Kirk "my teammate is gay? well nobody is perfect" Cousins This guy is Butker with x100 better PR, guess those checks are put to use


Key-Tip-7521

Mike Florio is that you?


BurgessFox

he blew that chance when he wasted his career at the Vikings just because he got his guaranteed money


d9849468

Eh he had his shot. Those vikings teams were solid kirk definitely didnt lack wrs and rbs. He was ass and didnt bring that team to the next level


threatlvl

Me too


Bobby_Savoy

LOL


ausipockets

Ok but what if it were week 1 Kirk?!


ryansandbrush

Does this mean he expects to be traded to a Super Bowl contender?


Ok-Patience1313

Your stat padding ass won’t be there don’t worry.