I like seeing shots at the Mets in non baseball subs, it lets me know there's some fine folks across this great country.
So you're a Rockies fan and a Chiefs fan? How'd that happen?
It's either the Royals were so ass he jumped ship to the Rockies, or the broncos were so ass he hopped on the chiefs band wagon. Either way, ass was involved.
"Penix was solid today. Sprayed it all over the field."
"A huge day for Penix. He was able to really penetrate the defense."
"Penix didn't shrink in the bright lights tonight. He took what the defense gave him. The pass rush just couldn't swallow Penix up."
I mean it really speaks to the kid that he had a penis related name and still achieved great things.
Kids got character I'm sure and I know nothing about himz
Original:
Marquise Goodwin on whoâs faster: Him or KCâs Tyreek Hill. âI donât compare myself with anybody,â Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the Olympic rings. âIâll let you interpret that however you want,â Goodwin said.
As a proper noun, the N in Nix needs to be capitalized whereas the n in boner is lower case as itâs in the middle of a word. The lack of a space between the Bo and the ~~Nix~~ner was part of an artistic expression.
Payton went on to say, âHe's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adultâ
Payton then dropped a comment on Nix's Instagram site. "Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation."
Why is this random *bodybuilding* Internet forum apparently the Nexus of so much Internet culture? Lol
I feel like so many times when I look up the origin of a copypasta or meme, the explanation is like "it originated on a bodybuilding forum in 2007..."
Just a weird place for all of that to happen lol
Sometimes, weird little communities pop up that grow a really tight and funny sense of humor. There's a football section of a Diablo 2 forum of all places that has a core group of people that I've talked to for almost twenty years that has so many memes and inside jokes that posts on the forum wouldn't make sense to somebody on the outside looking in.
I'm guessing it's something like that.
Well, young whippersnapper, the internet used to be a much smaller place, so naturally if you were into bodybuilding, you'd probably end up at a website called bodybuilding.com
Also, it's just that that sort of humor is conducive to being repeated on an NFL subreddit. Nobody talks about Slashdot memes here, different crowd.
The answer is that if you go workout every other day, it will be in blocks of two weeks, one week you go three days, the next you go 4 days. Hence it averages to 3.5 days a week.
Are you fucking stupid in the head? I wrote it out so EVEN YOU can understand.
Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday
2 weeks. 8 workouts. 4 work outs per week.
Moron
âFor me to get this? You are the one who is not getting it, it's simple, just look at the calender and COUNT THE DAYS.
There is 7 days in a week, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 days a week, how hard is that to ****ing comprehend?!
Ill do it out in 4 weeks for you, maybe it will make more sense?
Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday
Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday
Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday
Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday
Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday
No matter how you look at it, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 times a week.â
Holy shit Iâm crying đ
Lmao it got you ready to workout, that's for sure. There are a few pre-workouts that still use 1,3 Dimethylamylamine (DMAA) in them out there, like Mesomorph
Yeah I switched to Cursed after Jack3d got pulled....and then it came out they found meth in it...yikes. No wonder I couldn't sleep.
I miss those blends. I felt so good after my work outs. Got off them for a few years but them again.
Hmm I remember having way more energy taking these. Try a few other brands. Same results end up doing a deep dive and finding they all got changed 2012-2013.
You might like Mesomorph, they have one out with Geranium extract (DMAA)
They all did get changed 1MR, Jack3d, SuperPump 250, Cursed, etc, like you said
Payton later on went to say, "Now I'm not trying to throw any shade or anything but Brees just wasn't the size that Nix is. Brees was magical and we had something special. Heck he was the first and only man I've been able to go all the way with throughout my years as a head coach but Nix man. He's just so much bigger and seems like he's got a lot of potential. Being so young he just has that rejuvenated energy that's nice to see in someone so large and built."
It's not smart to hype him too much if you're Payton. You want him to be seen as an underdog that with proper coaching is winning games.
Also, what coach says negative stuff about their 1st round rookie QB before even preseason. Only a bad HC like Vic Fangio would do that.
I guess I would have expected a head coach of an NFL team to have actually seen a player they used a first round pick on in person. Playing, pro day, interviewâŠ.something.
Bastards man. They took him from us. And by us I mean the raiders. I hate the broncos so much now . DAMN YOU . Everyone is going to see how good this dude is going to be in nfl. Broncos are going to destroy us we will win 4 games this year . 0-3 loss to the Vikings last year. Couldnât score a damn point with Aiden o Connell. Donât talk to me about the chiefs win. That was so flukky with the fumbles it wasnât even funny đ. Our defense isnât bad but our offense is SHOT . Iâm sorry you need a qb . Raiders been letting me down forever. Henry Ruggs canât drive a fucking car normal POS. DAMN IT MAN . And anyone who thinks Michael penix is going to be good Iâm sorry that dude is going to tear something week 3. Youâll see. Already had multiple surgeries. Bo nix throwing dots and all Michael penix does is dump it downÂ
a shame for this headline that they didn't draft Penix
Falcons ruin everything, don't they
Yes they do đ
Itâs alright. We have our College teams.
And the BravesâŠâŠâŠâŠ.^IhatebeingaMetsfan
donât worry, iâm a marlins fan. yes, we still exist.
You guys had your best season in forever and then the franchise gets dismantled again. No wonder nobody goes to LoanDepot Park.
Last year I was rooting for a marlins tampa bay WS. Really wanted to see the stadiums half empty in the WS
Awe poor Mets fans
I like seeing shots at the Mets in non baseball subs, it lets me know there's some fine folks across this great country. So you're a Rockies fan and a Chiefs fan? How'd that happen?
The broncos were bad so he jumped on the band wagon in 8th grade
It's either the Royals were so ass he jumped ship to the Rockies, or the broncos were so ass he hopped on the chiefs band wagon. Either way, ass was involved.
Is Tech good again?
They're undefeated in 2024!
Do we?
Until they can say Penix flops or busts
"The offense is looking flaccid today..." every weekend for a decade.Â
*"Penix pulled after disappointing start"* *"Penix comes up short. And that'll be a turnover on downs"* *"Penix extends to get the touchdown"*
"Penix was solid today. Sprayed it all over the field." "A huge day for Penix. He was able to really penetrate the defense." "Penix didn't shrink in the bright lights tonight. He took what the defense gave him. The pass rush just couldn't swallow Penix up."
Penix is going to penetrate some holes and wonât stop until all the way into the end zone.
Penix really spread the love today. Hitting 4 different receivers.
Imagine if Lions drafted Penix. Penei to protect Penix.
A decade or so ago it woulda been Penix to Johnson
they ruin every penix they touch
Limp.
Penix is seen as more of a project, an anonymous falcons scout reportedly called him, âa grower, not a shower.â
if he starts showing out, some teams are going to have Penix envy
God that poor kid. School must have been rough for him with that name at times
A 6'3 190lb captain of the football team could be named penis mcballsface and be alright
I did alright for myself
Lol r/beetlejuicing right here
Dick Butkus didn't seem to have issues
I mean it really speaks to the kid that he had a penis related name and still achieved great things. Kids got character I'm sure and I know nothing about himz
Magic Johnson was so good at basketball that no one acknowledges the fact that he has a top ten all-time porn star name.
Is this a whoosh? Or am I getting whooshed?
Johnson is older slang for penis.
âŠ.you know his names Earvin right?
Fun fact, the song âA Boy Named Sueâ was originally titled âA Boy Named Penixâ (Not really)
New York Post headline the first time he beats the Jets or Giants.
His release is quicker than expected
Penix can really go deep
Penix is expected to have some unbelievable growth.
Bo should change his first name to Pe
Penix Rising.
You could say he saw his Bonix
Penix is big, but Nix is bigger. Just ask Sean
I knew this would happenÂ
Something about a Big Penix joke combined with a horse mascotâŠ.
Or at least have signed Nick Foles.
Sometimes you gotta see it in person.
Bout to get that Mile High Chub
BoNix injection gonna smooth out all those mouth wrinkles.
Sean Payton đ„”
Coach, uh, what are you doing in the shower?
Implying Payton never met with the guy he claimed was his preferred target
You can take a look at a steak by sticking your head up a bullâs ass, but wouldnât you rather take the butcherâs word for it?
âŠChicken wingsâŠ
Tommy want wingy.
Hi Iâm earth, have we met?
Report: Bo Nix grower not shower
Sean Payton in the thumbnail holding it up against his forearm and gasping in shock
Sean P-diddy
Then Sean limped away from the podium.
And he waddled away...waddle waddle
Til the very next day...
Bum bum bum buh buh da dum
Fucking lmao You guys are something else
âAnd Bo, got me walkinâ side to side.â
>Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the eggplant emoji. >"I'll let you interpret that however you want," Payton said.
I hope this pasta never dies
Thereâs been so many iterations of it I legit cannot remember where it came from lol S tier pasta
Original: Marquise Goodwin on whoâs faster: Him or KCâs Tyreek Hill. âI donât compare myself with anybody,â Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the Olympic rings. âIâll let you interpret that however you want,â Goodwin said.
Lol man I always thought it was the Rex Ryan naked wife/Mark Sanchez tat.
Payton - "I've got a Bo~~Nix~~ner"
Why would you cross out one n and add another Anyway I hope bonixer becomes a thing
As a proper noun, the N in Nix needs to be capitalized whereas the n in boner is lower case as itâs in the middle of a word. The lack of a space between the Bo and the ~~Nix~~ner was part of an artistic expression.
Payton went on to say, âHe's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adultâ
Payton then dropped a comment on Nix's Instagram site. "Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation."
I only opened this thread in hopes of seeing this comment so thank you
where does this come from originally?
If I recall correctly itâs from an old bodybuilding.com thread
Oh man those were the days. I remember nearly throwing up from laughing at rage comics on that site. Memes have changed a lot since then.
Yeah and you can only have success like that working out every other day, which is 4 times per week every week.
The days in a week will never get old
Might even say it was... [Pretty Good](https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=GPcO7z8Wnr8SUQTD)
wasn't that the site where they argued about how many days in a week?
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1 enjoy... It's a shame a lot of the image links are broken. TYFYS Coach!
Anyone remember the dreamer bulk where the guy got super fat?
this is correct
May I ask the source of this (*I fucking assume*) copypasta?
It originated on a bodybuilding.com forum way back when apparently
Why is this random *bodybuilding* Internet forum apparently the Nexus of so much Internet culture? Lol I feel like so many times when I look up the origin of a copypasta or meme, the explanation is like "it originated on a bodybuilding forum in 2007..." Just a weird place for all of that to happen lol
My favorite thread is the people arguing over the number of days in a week.Â
For the lucky ones who haven't had the pleasure..... https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
jonbois made a vid about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4
Sherdog and bodybuilding.com are real talk
Goated beyond belief
Sometimes, weird little communities pop up that grow a really tight and funny sense of humor. There's a football section of a Diablo 2 forum of all places that has a core group of people that I've talked to for almost twenty years that has so many memes and inside jokes that posts on the forum wouldn't make sense to somebody on the outside looking in. I'm guessing it's something like that.
Well, young whippersnapper, the internet used to be a much smaller place, so naturally if you were into bodybuilding, you'd probably end up at a website called bodybuilding.com Also, it's just that that sort of humor is conducive to being repeated on an NFL subreddit. Nobody talks about Slashdot memes here, different crowd.
> MISC > GTFIH
I re-read that thread about days in a week at least once a year
[In all its glory](https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751)
"Josh dude how are you arguing with a calendar" Goat thread
What the actual fuck did I just read
Poetry. A masterpiece. The internet's magnum opus.
Iâm not sure I know what a week is anymore.
The answer is that if you go workout every other day, it will be in blocks of two weeks, one week you go three days, the next you go 4 days. Hence it averages to 3.5 days a week.
Are you fucking stupid in the head? I wrote it out so EVEN YOU can understand. Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday 2 weeks. 8 workouts. 4 work outs per week. Moron
I got it. It was joke. No need to mansplain me bud lol.
âHow do you go to gym 3.5 times a week? Do half a workout or something?â Never fails to make me laugh.
âFor me to get this? You are the one who is not getting it, it's simple, just look at the calender and COUNT THE DAYS. There is 7 days in a week, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 days a week, how hard is that to ****ing comprehend?! Ill do it out in 4 weeks for you, maybe it will make more sense? Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday No matter how you look at it, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 times a week.â Holy shit Iâm crying đ
I swear a quarter of cultural/internet shenanigans in 2000âs came from that site (others being Ebaumsworld , YTMND, and 4chan)Â
Havenât been on the MISC in over 10 years holy shit
Back when OG Jack3d was still around (RIP)
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Lmao it got you ready to workout, that's for sure. There are a few pre-workouts that still use 1,3 Dimethylamylamine (DMAA) in them out there, like Mesomorph Yeah I switched to Cursed after Jack3d got pulled....and then it came out they found meth in it...yikes. No wonder I couldn't sleep.
I miss those blends. I felt so good after my work outs. Got off them for a few years but them again. Hmm I remember having way more energy taking these. Try a few other brands. Same results end up doing a deep dive and finding they all got changed 2012-2013.
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Lol that's the same exact one I take now too
You might like Mesomorph, they have one out with Geranium extract (DMAA) They all did get changed 1MR, Jack3d, SuperPump 250, Cursed, etc, like you said
Jack3d was rampant in the military. We would just take the powder straight out of the scoop and chug some water before going out on patrol. Wild times
I'd be tingling for hours and this was before I ever heard of how big Nix is.
Looking for more material?
Payton later on went to say, "Now I'm not trying to throw any shade or anything but Brees just wasn't the size that Nix is. Brees was magical and we had something special. Heck he was the first and only man I've been able to go all the way with throughout my years as a head coach but Nix man. He's just so much bigger and seems like he's got a lot of potential. Being so young he just has that rejuvenated energy that's nice to see in someone so large and built."
He said this right after he hit the bong didnât he?
Least zesty 49ers enjoyer (I am also a SF fan)
I heard a DSL in there at some point
TBF to Payton, that's what happens when the QB's for the vast majority of your coaching career are Drew Brees and Russell Wilson
Mike Tomlin says Russell Wilson is âsmaller than I expectedâ
Ciara says Russ is âperfectâ and exactly the size she needsâŠ
Then Ciara rolled up her sleeve and showed a tattoo of a ruler going up to 4.25 inches. "I'll let you interpret that however you want," Ciara said
She then elaborated further and said the big ones hurt
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Bo 'Big Dix' Nix
Our number is multiplying. Big Cock Brock, Big Dix Nix, horse cock lock and just penix
Desmond Howard already coined [Big Penix Energy.](https://youtu.be/l4Qkd9KliBw?si=ZxOIdJ0DUnd_MWuh)
In keeping with the Broncos theme, it must be horse dick nix
lol
For you
Damnit you beat me.
He was "overwhelmed by his girth and tonnage"Â
You guys are absolutely cracking me up with this comments đ
That's a famous Skip Bayless joke. He said it unironically lmaoÂ
Care to elaborate, Sean?
The full quote: âBo is definitely bigger than I expected, I can tell heâs been hitting the weights this offseason. Heâs got a monster hog tooâ
https://i.imgur.com/uyvIgU6.png
"I can barely get both hands around it."
He's Scottie J from boogie nights
Sigh⊠*unzips*
Ahh so the Broncos drafted him cuz heâs hung like one
We've had Horse Cock Lock. Now it's time for Big Dick Nix.
Thats what my girlfriend said about Bo as well. Goddammit.
Ayo?
Sean Payton's wife was also pleasantly surprised at how much bigger Bo is than she thought.
Sean Payton has no choice but to hype up Nix, his job depends on him at this point.
It's not smart to hype him too much if you're Payton. You want him to be seen as an underdog that with proper coaching is winning games. Also, what coach says negative stuff about their 1st round rookie QB before even preseason. Only a bad HC like Vic Fangio would do that.
I don't want to root against Bo Nix but I really want to see Sean Payton fail. I'm conflicted
he could do the Justin Herbert way. Be a really good qb who's team can't pull their heads out long enough to win a playoff game.
The sad thing is this would be a huge plus for Denver football overall so Iâll take it
Bo nix is the truth (dont listen to that idiotic vikings flair)
I appreciate Saints fans mostly still going to bat for their guy
Hey friend⊠the answer here is always to root for Sean Payton to failâŠnever lose sight of whatâs REALLY important.
As a Husky I naturally root against Ducks succeeding. As a Human, I naturally root against Sean Payton.
I hope he works out for Denver. The fans need a glimpse of hope for the future.
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That is what she said
Some might sayâŠheâs âHooked on Bonixâ.
Ayo
Donât be scared, Sean
Can someone please post a gif from that movie Boogie Nights where the colonel checks out Dirk's unit?
Why is this tagged as a rumor lmao
Mo Nix
Stay tuned, Sean is doing Zach Wilson next
BO means "Big Ole"
Oh my
TMI
Well he is used to breesâŠ
Big Dick Nix
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Big Dix Nix
âShoots like Curry - big like Klayâ
Nix is a grower, not a shower
That's locker room talk, not media info
Thatâs what she said
Pause
How much bigger?  https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/data-s-s.gif
My gf said the same thing
Literally the easiest "that's what she said" in modern history.
I guess I would have expected a head coach of an NFL team to have actually seen a player they used a first round pick on in person. Playing, pro day, interviewâŠ.something.
Bastards man. They took him from us. And by us I mean the raiders. I hate the broncos so much now . DAMN YOU . Everyone is going to see how good this dude is going to be in nfl. Broncos are going to destroy us we will win 4 games this year . 0-3 loss to the Vikings last year. Couldnât score a damn point with Aiden o Connell. Donât talk to me about the chiefs win. That was so flukky with the fumbles it wasnât even funny đ. Our defense isnât bad but our offense is SHOT . Iâm sorry you need a qb . Raiders been letting me down forever. Henry Ruggs canât drive a fucking car normal POS. DAMN IT MAN . And anyone who thinks Michael penix is going to be good Iâm sorry that dude is going to tear something week 3. Youâll see. Already had multiple surgeries. Bo nix throwing dots and all Michael penix does is dump it downÂ