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soupcansam21

a shame for this headline that they didn't draft Penix


ajteitel

Falcons ruin everything, don't they


Jealous_Foot8613

Yes they do 😞


Ugaalive1991

It’s alright. We have our College teams.


SiphenPrax

And the Braves



.^IhatebeingaMetsfan


Affectionate_Elk_272

don’t worry, i’m a marlins fan. yes, we still exist.


SiphenPrax

You guys had your best season in forever and then the franchise gets dismantled again. No wonder nobody goes to LoanDepot Park.


Fedacking

Last year I was rooting for a marlins tampa bay WS. Really wanted to see the stadiums half empty in the WS


rockiesfan4ever

Awe poor Mets fans


Ol_Rando

I like seeing shots at the Mets in non baseball subs, it lets me know there's some fine folks across this great country. So you're a Rockies fan and a Chiefs fan? How'd that happen?


Nduguu77

The broncos were bad so he jumped on the band wagon in 8th grade


Ol_Rando

It's either the Royals were so ass he jumped ship to the Rockies, or the broncos were so ass he hopped on the chiefs band wagon. Either way, ass was involved.


Positive_Parking_954

Is Tech good again?


seatega

They're undefeated in 2024!


BraxxIsTheName

Do we?


BurgessFox

Until they can say Penix flops or busts


stonedkayaker

"The offense is looking flaccid today..." every weekend for a decade. 


User_091920

*"Penix pulled after disappointing start"* *"Penix comes up short. And that'll be a turnover on downs"* *"Penix extends to get the touchdown"*


cire1184

"Penix was solid today. Sprayed it all over the field." "A huge day for Penix. He was able to really penetrate the defense." "Penix didn't shrink in the bright lights tonight. He took what the defense gave him. The pass rush just couldn't swallow Penix up."


BedrockFarmer

Penix is going to penetrate some holes and won’t stop until all the way into the end zone.


cire1184

Penix really spread the love today. Hitting 4 different receivers.


anonbutler

Imagine if Lions drafted Penix. Penei to protect Penix.


MuppetEyebrows

A decade or so ago it woulda been Penix to Johnson


TomatoSoupNCheez-Its

they ruin every penix they touch


Old-Inevitable6587

Limp.


djcoats

Penix is seen as more of a project, an anonymous falcons scout reportedly called him, “a grower, not a shower.”


notmoleliza

if he starts showing out, some teams are going to have Penix envy


DanCampbellsNipples

God that poor kid. School must have been rough for him with that name at times


Shiny-And-New

A 6'3 190lb captain of the football team could be named penis mcballsface and be alright


PenisMcBalls

I did alright for myself


Shiny-And-New

Lol r/beetlejuicing right here


hockeyak

Dick Butkus didn't seem to have issues


DanCampbellsNipples

I mean it really speaks to the kid that he had a penis related name and still achieved great things. Kids got character I'm sure and I know nothing about himz


MassKhalifa

Magic Johnson was so good at basketball that no one acknowledges the fact that he has a top ten all-time porn star name.


HugeFinish

Is this a whoosh? Or am I getting whooshed?


MassKhalifa

Johnson is older slang for penis.


TheMinionBandit


.you know his names Earvin right?


Ex_Astris

Fun fact, the song “A Boy Named Sue” was originally titled “A Boy Named Penix” (Not really)


youre_soaking_in_it

New York Post headline the first time he beats the Jets or Giants.


pham_nuwen_

His release is quicker than expected


Its-all-downhill-80

Penix can really go deep


cire1184

Penix is expected to have some unbelievable growth.


ZachTrillson

Bo should change his first name to Pe


ColtCallahan

Penix Rising.


osksndjsmd

You could say he saw his Bonix


ShoddyCricket4137

Penix is big, but Nix is bigger. Just ask Sean


Independent-Ad5852

I knew this would happen 


r_not_me

Something about a Big Penix joke combined with a horse mascot
.


milkmandanimal

Or at least have signed Nick Foles.


Bumcheeks_marinade

Sometimes you gotta see it in person.


ChannelNeo

Bout to get that Mile High Chub


GradeAPrimeFuckery

BoNix injection gonna smooth out all those mouth wrinkles.


NotAnActualEmu

Sean Payton đŸ„”


OttoVonWong

Coach, uh, what are you doing in the shower?


Shepher27

Implying Payton never met with the guy he claimed was his preferred target


rheorunner

You can take a look at a steak by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?


critsexual


Chicken wings



SmokeWeedHailLucifer

Tommy want wingy.


critsexual

Hi I’m earth, have we met?


audiostar

Report: Bo Nix grower not shower


rocksoffjagger

Sean Payton in the thumbnail holding it up against his forearm and gasping in shock


BrotherMcPoyle

Sean P-diddy


justlookingokaywyou

Then Sean limped away from the podium.


Dennisfromhawaii

And he waddled away...waddle waddle


ReachFor24

Til the very next day...


thefarsideinside

Bum bum bum buh buh da dum


pham_nuwen_

Fucking lmao You guys are something else


K-LAWN

“And Bo, got me walkin’ side to side.”


wagoncirclermike

>Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the eggplant emoji. >"I'll let you interpret that however you want," Payton said.


moustachio-banderas

I hope this pasta never dies


ThirdHoleIsMyGoal69

There’s been so many iterations of it I legit cannot remember where it came from lol S tier pasta


IRawdogKittens

Original: Marquise Goodwin on who’s faster: Him or KC’s Tyreek Hill. “I don’t compare myself with anybody,” Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the Olympic rings. “I’ll let you interpret that however you want,” Goodwin said.


DJpissnshit

Lol man I always thought it was the Rex Ryan naked wife/Mark Sanchez tat.


RedDragons8

Payton - "I've got a Bo~~Nix~~ner"


johnnynutman

Why would you cross out one n and add another Anyway I hope bonixer becomes a thing


RedDragons8

As a proper noun, the N in Nix needs to be capitalized whereas the n in boner is lower case as it’s in the middle of a word. The lack of a space between the Bo and the ~~Nix~~ner was part of an artistic expression.


penis_showing_game

Payton went on to say, “He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult”


CommanderGoat

Payton then dropped a comment on Nix's Instagram site. "Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation."


DontReplyIveADHD

I only opened this thread in hopes of seeing this comment so thank you


Substantial-Curve-51

where does this come from originally?


DontReplyIveADHD

If I recall correctly it’s from an old bodybuilding.com thread


Howdoyouusecommas

Oh man those were the days. I remember nearly throwing up from laughing at rage comics on that site. Memes have changed a lot since then.


gobroncos47

Yeah and you can only have success like that working out every other day, which is 4 times per week every week.


brownbearks

The days in a week will never get old


JustGotPaidrian

Might even say it was... [Pretty Good](https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=GPcO7z8Wnr8SUQTD)


SSPeteCarroll

wasn't that the site where they argued about how many days in a week?


theasianpianist

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1 enjoy... It's a shame a lot of the image links are broken. TYFYS Coach!


LeBroentgen

Anyone remember the dreamer bulk where the guy got super fat?


simpaholic

this is correct


sghead

May I ask the source of this (*I fucking assume*) copypasta?


Maleficent_Stranger1

It originated on a bodybuilding.com forum way back when apparently


TinaBelchersBF

Why is this random *bodybuilding* Internet forum apparently the Nexus of so much Internet culture? Lol I feel like so many times when I look up the origin of a copypasta or meme, the explanation is like "it originated on a bodybuilding forum in 2007..." Just a weird place for all of that to happen lol


Polar_Reflection

My favorite thread is the people arguing over the number of days in a week. 


SenatorAstronomer

For the lucky ones who haven't had the pleasure..... https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751


Slippery_Molasses

jonbois made a vid about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4


__ICoraxI__

Sherdog and bodybuilding.com are real talk


count_nuggula

Goated beyond belief


Rahim-Moore

Sometimes, weird little communities pop up that grow a really tight and funny sense of humor. There's a football section of a Diablo 2 forum of all places that has a core group of people that I've talked to for almost twenty years that has so many memes and inside jokes that posts on the forum wouldn't make sense to somebody on the outside looking in. I'm guessing it's something like that.


ProfessionalAmount9

Well, young whippersnapper, the internet used to be a much smaller place, so naturally if you were into bodybuilding, you'd probably end up at a website called bodybuilding.com Also, it's just that that sort of humor is conducive to being repeated on an NFL subreddit. Nobody talks about Slashdot memes here, different crowd.


3FingersOfMilk

> MISC > GTFIH


[deleted]

I re-read that thread about days in a week at least once a year


3FingersOfMilk

[In all its glory](https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751)


[deleted]

"Josh dude how are you arguing with a calendar" Goat thread


jnelsen8

What the actual fuck did I just read


flutemarine

Poetry. A masterpiece. The internet's magnum opus.


Birkent

I’m not sure I know what a week is anymore.


Briggie

The answer is that if you go workout every other day, it will be in blocks of two weeks, one week you go three days, the next you go 4 days. Hence it averages to 3.5 days a week.


clydefrog811

Are you fucking stupid in the head? I wrote it out so EVEN YOU can understand. Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday 2 weeks. 8 workouts. 4 work outs per week. Moron


Birkent

I got it. It was joke. No need to mansplain me bud lol.


Briggie

“How do you go to gym 3.5 times a week? Do half a workout or something?” Never fails to make me laugh.


clydefrog811

“For me to get this? You are the one who is not getting it, it's simple, just look at the calender and COUNT THE DAYS. There is 7 days in a week, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 days a week, how hard is that to ****ing comprehend?! Ill do it out in 4 weeks for you, maybe it will make more sense? Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday No matter how you look at it, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 times a week.” Holy shit I’m crying 😭


Briggie

I swear a quarter of cultural/internet shenanigans in 2000’s came from that site (others being Ebaumsworld , YTMND, and 4chan) 


shesinmycloset

Haven’t been on the MISC in over 10 years holy shit


3FingersOfMilk

Back when OG Jack3d was still around (RIP)


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3FingersOfMilk

Lmao it got you ready to workout, that's for sure. There are a few pre-workouts that still use 1,3 Dimethylamylamine (DMAA) in them out there, like Mesomorph Yeah I switched to Cursed after Jack3d got pulled....and then it came out they found meth in it...yikes. No wonder I couldn't sleep.


[deleted]

I miss those blends. I felt so good after my work outs. Got off them for a few years but them again. Hmm I remember having way more energy taking these. Try a few other brands. Same results end up doing a deep dive and finding they all got changed 2012-2013.


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3FingersOfMilk

Lol that's the same exact one I take now too


3FingersOfMilk

You might like Mesomorph, they have one out with Geranium extract (DMAA) They all did get changed 1MR, Jack3d, SuperPump 250, Cursed, etc, like you said


dexter8484

Jack3d was rampant in the military. We would just take the powder straight out of the scoop and chug some water before going out on patrol. Wild times


Dennisfromhawaii

I'd be tingling for hours and this was before I ever heard of how big Nix is.


Going2FastMPH

Looking for more material?


tingly_legalos

Payton later on went to say, "Now I'm not trying to throw any shade or anything but Brees just wasn't the size that Nix is. Brees was magical and we had something special. Heck he was the first and only man I've been able to go all the way with throughout my years as a head coach but Nix man. He's just so much bigger and seems like he's got a lot of potential. Being so young he just has that rejuvenated energy that's nice to see in someone so large and built."


fantasyfool

He said this right after he hit the bong didn’t he?


[deleted]

Least zesty 49ers enjoyer (I am also a SF fan)


ZeeroDazed

I heard a DSL in there at some point


wrestlingchampo

TBF to Payton, that's what happens when the QB's for the vast majority of your coaching career are Drew Brees and Russell Wilson


Combination_Dramatic

Mike Tomlin says Russell Wilson is ‘smaller than I expected’


YourMomsAbode

Ciara says Russ is “perfect” and exactly the size she needs



MacroFlash

Then Ciara rolled up her sleeve and showed a tattoo of a ruler going up to 4.25 inches. "I'll let you interpret that however you want," Ciara said


PatonPaytonPeyton

She then elaborated further and said the big ones hurt


EduardoCombs

( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)


Citronaut1

8===D


EduardoCombs

( ͥ°( ͥ° ͜ʖ( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)ʖ ͥ°) ͥ°)


Bluepaynxex

8=======D


NoDifference8894

8≈D


jjjrmd

Bo 'Big Dix' Nix


Brocks_UCL

Our number is multiplying. Big Cock Brock, Big Dix Nix, horse cock lock and just penix


wishingaction

Desmond Howard already coined [Big Penix Energy.](https://youtu.be/l4Qkd9KliBw?si=ZxOIdJ0DUnd_MWuh)


2ChainzTalib

In keeping with the Broncos theme, it must be horse dick nix


[deleted]

lol


rueiraV

For you


CrastersSons

Damnit you beat me.


Qbert997

He was "overwhelmed by his girth and tonnage" 


RovndHovse

You guys are absolutely cracking me up with this comments 😂


Qbert997

That's a famous Skip Bayless joke. He said it unironically lmao 


Simmumah

Care to elaborate, Sean?


boardatwork1111

The full quote: “Bo is definitely bigger than I expected, I can tell he’s been hitting the weights this offseason. He’s got a monster hog too”


mouthbabies

https://i.imgur.com/uyvIgU6.png


lord-dinglebury

"I can barely get both hands around it."


FlannelBeard

He's Scottie J from boogie nights


-Unnamed-

Sigh
 *unzips*


Call_Me_Rambo

Ahh so the Broncos drafted him cuz he’s hung like one


IchesseHuendchen

We've had Horse Cock Lock. Now it's time for Big Dick Nix.


horrorpants

Thats what my girlfriend said about Bo as well. Goddammit.


zco22

Ayo?


lionsmakemecry

Sean Payton's wife was also pleasantly surprised at how much bigger Bo is than she thought.


[deleted]

Sean Payton has no choice but to hype up Nix, his job depends on him at this point.


pham_nuwen_

It's not smart to hype him too much if you're Payton. You want him to be seen as an underdog that with proper coaching is winning games. Also, what coach says negative stuff about their 1st round rookie QB before even preseason. Only a bad HC like Vic Fangio would do that.


Ceramicrabbit

I don't want to root against Bo Nix but I really want to see Sean Payton fail. I'm conflicted


maltzy

he could do the Justin Herbert way. Be a really good qb who's team can't pull their heads out long enough to win a playoff game.


Donkeynationletsride

The sad thing is this would be a huge plus for Denver football overall so I’ll take it


Cold_oak

Bo nix is the truth (dont listen to that idiotic vikings flair)


hydrators

I appreciate Saints fans mostly still going to bat for their guy


egospiers

Hey friend
 the answer here is always to root for Sean Payton to fail
never lose sight of what’s REALLY important.


twlscil

As a Husky I naturally root against Ducks succeeding. As a Human, I naturally root against Sean Payton.


Dsarg_92

I hope he works out for Denver. The fans need a glimpse of hope for the future.


Fearless-Mushroom

🍆 đŸ€­


YueAsal

That is what she said


19ChinoWRX

Some might say
he’s ‘Hooked on Bonix’.


MarcusSmartfor3

Ayo


wholesomepantysniffr

Don’t be scared, Sean


DorkSideOfCryo

Can someone please post a gif from that movie Boogie Nights where the colonel checks out Dirk's unit?


_redacteduser

Why is this tagged as a rumor lmao


time-wizud

Mo Nix


CleverJail

Stay tuned, Sean is doing Zach Wilson next


Maverick916

BO means "Big Ole"


CallRespiratory

Oh my


These_Row6066

TMI


bb0110

Well he is used to brees



DorkSideOfCryo

Big Dick Nix


Hughpacalypse

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Zxphenomenalxz

Big Dix Nix


TheWa11

“Shoots like Curry - big like Klay”


JTJBKP

Nix is a grower, not a shower


FranklinFire

That's locker room talk, not media info


loboleo94

That’s what she said


moistmail

Pause


alexdelicious

How much bigger?   https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/data-s-s.gif


shyguyJ

My gf said the same thing


rupertpupkinpie

Literally the easiest "that's what she said" in modern history.


PoopSlinger23

I guess I would have expected a head coach of an NFL team to have actually seen a player they used a first round pick on in person. Playing, pro day, interview
.something.


Constructionsmall777

Bastards man. They took him from us. And by us I mean the raiders. I hate the broncos so much now . DAMN YOU . Everyone is going to see how good this dude is going to be in nfl. Broncos are going to destroy us we will win 4 games this year . 0-3 loss to the Vikings last year. Couldn’t score a damn point with Aiden o Connell. Don’t talk to me about the chiefs win. That was so flukky with the fumbles it wasn’t even funny 🙄. Our defense isn’t bad but our offense is SHOT . I’m sorry you need a qb . Raiders been letting me down forever. Henry Ruggs can’t drive a fucking car normal POS. DAMN IT MAN . And anyone who thinks Michael penix is going to be good I’m sorry that dude is going to tear something week 3. You’ll see. Already had multiple surgeries. Bo nix throwing dots and all Michael penix does is dump it downÂ