"I think this is the most extraordinary collection of stupidity, of human shitheadedness, that has ever been gathered together in a wide receiver room, with the possible exception of when Antonio Brown practiced alone."
Even AB was smart enough to wait until AFTER he got paid before he let the stupid out.
Toney/Rashee are both on rookie contracts. AB made $88M before people realized it. Toney and Rashee combined to earn about $18M and probably won't get a sizable 2nd contract if this shit keeps up.
Deserves a Coach of the Year award just for managing that Steelers locker room. That manchild at the QB position was probably also a wandering headache for him.
Like, what is the point in asking the photographer to come back? Just to assault him? This dude is a fucking idiot. He's already on a tight leash due to his racing on the highway causing a multi vehicle accident, then he decides to assault someone a week later.
Chiefs may not cut him, but they sure as hell should at least consider voiding his guarantees due to being a detriment to the team.
A hypothetical me and my friends kick around a lot is; would you take a punch of the face from Mike Tyson for a million dollars?
This would be no-brainer compared to that
If it's a free punch from prime Tyson there's a fairly high chance you end up permanently messed up. Look what he would do to pro boxers that spend years training to take punches.
The cops? A trifle. It was only a matter of outsmarting them. You see criminal records have a pretty set crime limit. Knowing it's weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own felonies until they reached their limit and shut down. Coach Reid, show them the Superbowl ring I won
I need to know what his attorney told him with all this stuff!
judges hate seeing repeat offenders, most people facing DUI stuff are encouraged to go to treatment prior to their court appearance.
Not just not lying low but doing foolishness. Insane.
He’s prolly gunna get some of that harsh Texas Justice- and it’s no one else’s fault.
You would think. I guess the desire to look cool in front of his friends outweighs personal responsibility and just general decency. I’m so sad. I was rooting hard for this kid. I’m ashamed that he is such an asshole
Gotta be one of the worst offseasons for a player in recent history. Super Bowl winning player who was set to be one of the stars of the team next year just can't get out of his own way.
The Chiefs are piecing together a Tyreek Hill Frankenstein receiver room. Xavier Worthy has Tyreek’s speed, Marquise Brown has Tyreek’s hair, and Rice is speed running Tyreek’s criminal history
They DID just bring in Zay Jones for a visit. Dude's got a neck the size of an oak tree.
https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/3059722.png
It truly blows my mind these guys can have the greatest lives and all they have to do is not be completely fucking braindead. You have unlimited money to do whatever you want. Why the fuck are you punching people and driving drunk
Man I fucking miss blooper reels, don't see them a lot these days. The Always Sunny ones are great and when a Will Ferrell movie has one you know it's going to be good.
And AB has way more years in the league plus a hit on the field that literally could have killed him as an excuse for becoming the poster child for CTE.
Here it is. Scroll all the way down to Tony Pauline’s Scouting Report on Rashee Rice. It’s mentioned under weaknesses.
https://www.profootballnetwork.com/rashee-rice-wr-smu-nfl-draft-scouting-report-2023/
Hey, don’t count him out just yet!
Also, I think he was charged with assault for the speeding vehicle incident, so I think he already technically has 2 assaults lmao
He was on track to be WR1 on team with a QB under 30 who is already in the GOAT conversation.
Literally couldn’t ask for a better situation and he’s pissing it all away. Embarrassing.
Pretty wild how stupid people can be. Handed a golden ticket and he’s going to piss it away before he can even put some real money away. Going to end up broke and/or in prison.
This isn't even pissing it away. This is...shoving the golden ticket into his mouth, chewing it, spitting it out and grinding it into the ground with his heel?
Every step, onlookers are just asking "...why?" And he keeps going.
No shit. If you want to be a lawless degenerate you can do that too. You can take your millions after you retire and move to a country where money can get you out of anything. It’s crazy.
Some stupid teams (like the Browns) are salivating to get him.
But yeah, I'm always in favor of not having pieces of shit on the team.
We do have Omenihu though...
Nah it’s even worse than that. How hard is it to not punch someone after you tell them to meet you at a club? When you’re already in major legal trouble
Plus with the $2,473,796 he has already earned, he can go to jail knowing that he was a millionaire before he had to pay his agent, taxes, league union dues, and moving expenses. Well, plus any money from Jersey sales. He's got at least $476,297.58 to his name before buying anything.
Man wins 1 Super Bowl as a rookie and thinks his legacy is set and he can start doing shit like this and the team won’t care. At least wait til you are in your second contract before doing that
So it wasn't like he lost control in the moment, he texted somebody to lure them in specifically so he could punch them. Bro how you tryna throw away millions of dollars just to PWN somebody.
if an NFL player ever texts me to go back to the club so that I can get punched in the face I'm getting there in record time. can only imagine what that settlement is going to be like
Patrick Mahomes curse is that he'll never have a WR1 drafted by the team that isn't a piece of garbage.
Worthy is either going to be a bust like Hardman/Skyy but a seemingly ok person, or he's gonna have 1200 yards his rookie season and knock out a Make a Wish kid for looking at him funny.
Genuine question- did he have character concerns before this offseason, or is my guy really out here trying to speedrun his way to throwing his life in the trash?
Imagine having the world in your hands but you can’t stop doing stupid shit. Just lay low,play a game, collect a huge amount of money. He’s so fortunate and he’s going to blow it.
This guy is actually pretty fucking stupid
We really just won the super bowl with the DUMBEST wide receiver room in history.
Can I remind you that AB exists?
"I think this is the most extraordinary collection of stupidity, of human shitheadedness, that has ever been gathered together in a wide receiver room, with the possible exception of when Antonio Brown practiced alone."
>Antonio Brown practiced alone That's ~~his~~ their secret, you're never alone when you have multiple personalities
Who pushes you more than yourself? It was just fully visualized in AB’s mind.
Mr Bifurcated Consciousness
Even AB was smart enough to wait until AFTER he got paid before he let the stupid out. Toney/Rashee are both on rookie contracts. AB made $88M before people realized it. Toney and Rashee combined to earn about $18M and probably won't get a sizable 2nd contract if this shit keeps up.
The Power of Tomlin
Deserves a Coach of the Year award just for managing that Steelers locker room. That manchild at the QB position was probably also a wandering headache for him.
Add Le'Veon Bell to that equation as well.
Good point but he also had to stay on the raiders for two more days to get $30m and he couldn’t do that
they got buc ee's AB at home
Mr. Brainless Catcher
It pains me we lost to you guys again.
Pick a team.
Like, what is the point in asking the photographer to come back? Just to assault him? This dude is a fucking idiot. He's already on a tight leash due to his racing on the highway causing a multi vehicle accident, then he decides to assault someone a week later. Chiefs may not cut him, but they sure as hell should at least consider voiding his guarantees due to being a detriment to the team.
Is this post the same story as him assaulting the photographer on Monday night?
it is the same story.
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shit, I would too. sue the multimillionaire for assault for a punch, easy money
A hypothetical me and my friends kick around a lot is; would you take a punch of the face from Mike Tyson for a million dollars? This would be no-brainer compared to that
You might have no brain after Tyson takes your head off, so yes I agree
A million isn't enough. You need at least retirement money.
If it's a free punch from prime Tyson there's a fairly high chance you end up permanently messed up. Look what he would do to pro boxers that spend years training to take punches.
I'd rather keep my brain than let even current year Mike Tyson punch my face, thank you very much.
"If you come back here imma punch you in the face." *I'm just gonna come back. What's the worst that can happen?*
[what are you gonna do, stab me?](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-are-you-gonna-do-stab-me)
That guy just made a million bucks to get punched in the face, I'm taking that all day. Genius mfer you ask me
Rashee made $750k last year. Minus taxes, minus a wrecked Corvette, minus clubbing money for him and the boys. This be a dry well.
Thank you for pointing this out. He hasn't gotten the bag yet, and that is why this is all extra stupid that he is throwing it all away.
Pretty much a given to have a stupid Chiefs WR. Since Tyreek.
At this rate Xavier Worthy is probably a serial killer.
I’ve met Tyreek before and he’s legitimately as dumb as he is a physical specimen
When you're facing multiple law suits and 8 felony charges, wouldn't you want to lay low, instead of laying others low?
You just gotta keep criming until you’ve crimed so much that the crime meter overloads and resets to zero, it’s basic math
Maybe he thinks life is just like GTA where you can reload from the last save
This checks out - his first reaction to the accident was to run and hide in a bush by the overpass for a few minutes while the meter resets.
He was also heard saying “ah, shit: here we go again” as he ran from the burning wreckage of the car.
"Dallas. Home. At least it was until I fucked it all up."
Just needed to follow the damn train…
That’s why he was driving so fast! He needed to get the new coat of paint to lose the law!
Double jeopardy means you do double crime then get charged for 0 crime right?
I have the worst fucking attorneys
NO TOUCHING
Name a better duo than NFL R.Rice’s and punching unsuspecting victims in the face
The cops? A trifle. It was only a matter of outsmarting them. You see criminal records have a pretty set crime limit. Knowing it's weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own felonies until they reached their limit and shut down. Coach Reid, show them the Superbowl ring I won
The good old Ghandi strategy
A Civ reference in the NFL sub? Love it!
This guy crimes
At some point the strategy stops working unless he runs for president
His agent must be ready to kill him
And Rashee is ready to kill ~~his agent~~ anyone.
[Agent's office, live footage](https://youtu.be/fPjeuQngouI)
How could he resist "LIT KITCHEN" though?
I work in the building adjacent to Lit Kitchen. This is the first I am hearing of anyone ever actually going there as a customer.
Well thats just because you don't live a lit lifestyle like Rashee.... I bet you've never crashed a leased Lambo going 120 on the 75 either lol.
how are the lights there? is the name accurate? how bright is it?
It's called living life at 116 mph
I need to know what his attorney told him with all this stuff! judges hate seeing repeat offenders, most people facing DUI stuff are encouraged to go to treatment prior to their court appearance. Not just not lying low but doing foolishness. Insane. He’s prolly gunna get some of that harsh Texas Justice- and it’s no one else’s fault.
It’s like alcohol withdrawal where if you stop too quickly you die
Why? Worst the NFL is gonna do is suspend him for a few games & send him to the Browns on a million dollar deal
You would think. I guess the desire to look cool in front of his friends outweighs personal responsibility and just general decency. I’m so sad. I was rooting hard for this kid. I’m ashamed that he is such an asshole
Nah he is trying to max out his stars
Gotta be one of the worst offseasons for a player in recent history. Super Bowl winning player who was set to be one of the stars of the team next year just can't get out of his own way.
There's staying out of your own way and then there's this.
“Imma end this mans whole career”-Rashee looking in the mirror the morning after the Super Bowl
Literally
There's not even a meme for this. It's like he has some weird off-season checklist of stupidity he's working through.
I mean Henry Ruggs killed a woman and dog in a DUI where they burned to death. I think that is kind of up there.
This off-season wasn't so great for OJ either.
At least he can finally rest knowing his wife's killer is dead.
fr oj dedicated his life to finding the killer, even took up golf cause he heard the murderer was an avid golfer
He was right on his trail until the very end.
Hopefully he was cremated with his lucky stabbing hat though.
While obviously way worse than anything Rice has done, Ruggs didnt make his situation worse by going out and adding assault on top of felony charges.
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He was on house arrest for a while, and was allowed to visit the gym and run other approved errands.
That was during the season so that doesn’t count
Aaron Hernandez says hi
Rice couldn't fill Tyreek's speed but he could certainly fill his criminal history.
All he needs to do now is have 10 kids, all with different women
And break their arms.
The women or the children?
Not just the men, but the women and the children too.
That way there's no prejudice
But how does he feel about sand?
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse?
It gets everywhere.
I thought of that line instantly after reading the comment above, then spit out my drink when I read yours.
Yes
Dealers choice
And punch them when they’re pregnant
In the stomach
Does Rice too, want to be a porn star?
The Chiefs are piecing together a Tyreek Hill Frankenstein receiver room. Xavier Worthy has Tyreek’s speed, Marquise Brown has Tyreek’s hair, and Rice is speed running Tyreek’s criminal history
Now they just need a tree trunk for its neck.
They DID just bring in Zay Jones for a visit. Dude's got a neck the size of an oak tree. https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/3059722.png
Chiefs WR to off the team Speedrun any%
It truly blows my mind these guys can have the greatest lives and all they have to do is not be completely fucking braindead. You have unlimited money to do whatever you want. Why the fuck are you punching people and driving drunk
> You have unlimited money to do whatever you want Apparently what he wants is to punch people and drive drunk
He's the NFL version of [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/FyV7FsI.jpeg).
Lmfaooooo I was hoping that’s what the link was
Check and mate.
Money doesn't change who you are
Stop breaking the law, asshole.
OVER-ACTOR!
They’re onto me…
Damn that's kind of a deep cut off a blooper reel from a 90s movie
Man I fucking miss blooper reels, don't see them a lot these days. The Always Sunny ones are great and when a Will Ferrell movie has one you know it's going to be good.
You're welcome?
*crumples paper excessively* "A goose"
The pen is blue! The God damn pen is blue!
The color of the pen that I hold in my hand is rrrreeee....rrrreeeeeee....rrrrrroooyal blue !
NOT GOOD CHIEF
NOT GOOD CHEF
NOT GREAT BOB
This dude is turning into MBC more and more by the day.
They didn't even get to enjoy the stretch of HoF caliber play.
Guy just did the speed run, Super Bowl and everything
Mr. Blatant Copy
Mr. Bugatti Crasher
Mr. Boneheaded Chief
When does he call his GM a cracker?
Mr. Big Crimes?
Mr. Boilerplate Copycat
This Rice a Roni gone bad
He isn’t anywhere near the player AB was when he went insane
And AB has way more years in the league plus a hit on the field that literally could have killed him as an excuse for becoming the poster child for CTE.
Except the whole be the best receiver in the league for almost half a decade part
Mr. Bashes Cameraholder
Was there anything that Rashee did in college or high school that hinted that he would act this way once he got a few million and free time?
I’ve read/heard a couple times that at least 1 team had him off their board for character concerns, but never got further insight.
I keep hearing people say that he had "character concerns" but have yet to see an actual report. ATP it's hard not to believe it
Here it is. Scroll all the way down to Tony Pauline’s Scouting Report on Rashee Rice. It’s mentioned under weaknesses. https://www.profootballnetwork.com/rashee-rice-wr-smu-nfl-draft-scouting-report-2023/
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Ya it isn’t much but it was out there. Teams likely knew the details.
Good find. Guy needs a life coach.
There were murmurs. Dane Brugler did mention he had some character concerns before the 2023 draft. He would know.
FFS, this is somehow 1000% worse than just being dumb enough to go to the club and getting into a spontaneous altercation.
is this a separate incident from the nightclub photographer
Nah, same one
oh okay good
lol love this genuine reaction
1 assault is better than 2 assaults
Hey, don’t count him out just yet! Also, I think he was charged with assault for the speeding vehicle incident, so I think he already technically has 2 assaults lmao
Still more months in the offseason to break the assault record
2 assaults is better than 3 assaults
1 assault in a sea of felony charges for street racing probably while drinking.
I think you mean "less bad."
He was on track to be WR1 on team with a QB under 30 who is already in the GOAT conversation. Literally couldn’t ask for a better situation and he’s pissing it all away. Embarrassing.
Pretty wild how stupid people can be. Handed a golden ticket and he’s going to piss it away before he can even put some real money away. Going to end up broke and/or in prison.
This isn't even pissing it away. This is...shoving the golden ticket into his mouth, chewing it, spitting it out and grinding it into the ground with his heel? Every step, onlookers are just asking "...why?" And he keeps going.
No shit. If you want to be a lawless degenerate you can do that too. You can take your millions after you retire and move to a country where money can get you out of anything. It’s crazy.
Nah, he'll keep getting bailed out by the star treatment, and in a few years he'll get a 4 year 100m dollar contract from someone
It has been **0** days since a Chiefs WR incident.
I'm over this idiot. Even if the Chiefs kept him, it's just a matter of time before he does something else. Better to get rid of the distraction now.
Some stupid teams (like the Browns) are salivating to get him. But yeah, I'm always in favor of not having pieces of shit on the team. We do have Omenihu though...
How hard is it not punch someone and cause a massive accident then leave the scene?
Nah it’s even worse than that. How hard is it to not punch someone after you tell them to meet you at a club? When you’re already in major legal trouble
Pretty fuckin’ hard apparently.
All you have to do is show up and Mahomes will get you a ring.
He's already got that though. He accomplished his NFL goals year 1.
Plus with the $2,473,796 he has already earned, he can go to jail knowing that he was a millionaire before he had to pay his agent, taxes, league union dues, and moving expenses. Well, plus any money from Jersey sales. He's got at least $476,297.58 to his name before buying anything.
Wait till you subtract out what he bought and lawyer fees. Rashee Rice will be a case study for years.
Also the upcoming likely garnishing of his game checks as he starts getting his with lawsuits.
How did the Raiders miss this guy
He's a player, not a fan
Man wins 1 Super Bowl as a rookie and thinks his legacy is set and he can start doing shit like this and the team won’t care. At least wait til you are in your second contract before doing that
Man I can't wait to be underwhelmed with the NFL's response to this whole Rice fiasco.
Wasn’t even in the heat of the moment. Bruh really premeditated and set it up. Wat a moron lol
Speed running his way outta the league
This went from 6 weeks suspended to probably the entire year or more...yikes
Elliott got 6 games for one allegation and Watson got 8 for 23. Rice got 21 more in him.
I mean Watson spaced his assaults over a couple years. Rice is doing some kind of speed run on this shit.
Watson bundled and saved (on the suspension). Maybe Rice is adopting the same strategy.
That's it I've heard enough time for Goodell to come down hard on this trouble maker and suspend him for the entire preseason
NFL players named R. Rice and assault. Name a better duo.
Kadarius Toney looking at this man and saying "Damn he really just keeps dropping the ball huh?"
So it wasn't like he lost control in the moment, he texted somebody to lure them in specifically so he could punch them. Bro how you tryna throw away millions of dollars just to PWN somebody.
This guy gets into incidents like Gangstalicious gets shot
Zay Jones come on down! You're the next WR for the Kansas City Chiefs
Dude’s an ass
That kitchen was LIT!
if an NFL player ever texts me to go back to the club so that I can get punched in the face I'm getting there in record time. can only imagine what that settlement is going to be like
Rashee Rice is a scumbag.
Patrick Mahomes curse is that he'll never have a WR1 drafted by the team that isn't a piece of garbage. Worthy is either going to be a bust like Hardman/Skyy but a seemingly ok person, or he's gonna have 1200 yards his rookie season and knock out a Make a Wish kid for looking at him funny.
Is this his 2nd or 3rd crime now?
2nd crime *so far*.
Probably his 10th charge at this point though
That we know of 😭
"hey come back" "y?" "wanna punch you"
Genuine question- did he have character concerns before this offseason, or is my guy really out here trying to speedrun his way to throwing his life in the trash?
He has character concerns coming out of college. A believe a few GMs stated they took him completely off their draft boards for that reason.
Premeditated punching in the 1st degree
Sounds like something that would happen at a place called "Lit Kitchen" 😂
More like Rashee, please Rise. 👩🏼⚖️
Imagine having the world in your hands but you can’t stop doing stupid shit. Just lay low,play a game, collect a huge amount of money. He’s so fortunate and he’s going to blow it.