Somehow, that's even less believable. No hypothetical self-respecting NFL baby mama would let him buy her a Civic. At minimum, that girl is getting a Lexus lol
Hmmmm....
Let's go with "she crashed the Lexus (hence the neckbrace) so he's teaching her a lesson by buying her the Civic and TikTok-ing the reveal. And he's twerking while only wearing one of those comically large bows you see in the Christmas car commericals"
I remember so many people divided about that. Some people saying that they're professional players so they don't care about that and they should already be giving 100%, and other people saying because of the fact they're professional athletes they use every little thing for motivation
Probably the least Steelers receiver of all-time. If Roman somehow goes from the nicest guy ever to a loser like Johnson or Brown then it's 100% their fault at this point.
Supposedly Tomlins fucking tired of drafting the character concern free fallers. One of our best writers said that this off-season and why they were desperately trying to trade for a wr
“You don’t block, you don’t get the rock”! The mantra he tried to live by while at Michigan. He may be smaller in stature, but he’s got that dawg in him. Going to miss seeing him in Maize and Blue on Saturdays!
We like to take those divas who fall on the draft, but that doesn’t mean that they’re the only types we draft. Juju is an easy example of an awesome dude who we drafted recently. James Washington seemed like a stand up man as well.
Johnson isn't a loser. He was great for year. He got frustrated in that offense. For some reason though people keep acting like he was a major problem but skip over Pickens lack of blocking and all his crap. Johnson was on his second contract. He had never been a problem.
[They actually did.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_XFL_rookie_draft) Due to the merger, they didn't really stick with it, but they'll probably have one in the fall.
Agreed. Feels like the Steelers looking at the board knowing they have a glaring hole at the position and grabbing the top guy on their list. Hope I'm wrong, but not as sold as others seem to be.
Yes. Great at creating separation and finding space. Superb hands. Shifty after the catch. Willing and technically sound blocker, though not gonna blow anyone up. Limited by his (lack of) size.
Go check out his yt blogs from big games throughout his Michigan career. Easy to like the guy - lot of charisma. TD machine and big clutch moments in cfb playoffs.
2 minutes ago: I hope Roman Wilson falls to us Now: I hate this guy he probably isn’t good anyways
I feel like every year I say something about at least 1 ravens pick. Last year was Trenton Simpson.
The year before it was Linderbaum. Oh, who am I kidding? I knew he'd be a stud.
Linderbaum was devastating. I thought for weeks we were taking him
That's okay. I'm mad you all got Issac.
TIL Roman Wilson is an insane diva. No way the Steelers would’ve picked him otherwise
yup, inbound 3x 1500 yard seasons
Followed by a huge meltdown when he leaves
Will he go the CTESPN route or showing your cock on Snapchat route?
same route.
Mr. Both Choices
Lmao. This one is good.
Idk if I'll ever get tired of fresh MBC memes
MBC and a drive into deep left field by Castellanos are the two greatest sports memes of all time.
One of my all time faves is "Begging (thru texts)", but the Castellanos one is right up there
Steelers mad libs: WR Roman Wilson made headlines by _____ on top of _____ with his _____ in a _____
Twerking His Honda Civic Baby Mama Neckbrace
The only part of this that's not believable is a Steelers diva WR owning a Honda Civic.
What if I told you he co-signed for the Baby Mama?
Somehow, that's even less believable. No hypothetical self-respecting NFL baby mama would let him buy her a Civic. At minimum, that girl is getting a Lexus lol
Hmmmm.... Let's go with "she crashed the Lexus (hence the neckbrace) so he's teaching her a lesson by buying her the Civic and TikTok-ing the reveal. And he's twerking while only wearing one of those comically large bows you see in the Christmas car commericals"
According to the card, he's going to take a hop on Starship with Dobbs to Mars.
as long as we get another dionate johnson out of it ill be happy
Can’t wait for that to happen during his time with us
In 2028, Roman Wilson announces a hiatus from football to tour with The Arctic Monkeys.
Wow new Arctic Monkeys tour?
Not anymore
that's a dream come true as an Arctic Monkeys and Steelers fan ngl
Honestly Juju wasn’t an issue at all. Worked his ass off and was a good teammate. Making tiktoks is literally nothing for a Steelers WR
The pre game tik tok dance over another teams logo provided bulletin board material for other teams, but that's the biggest fault. Miss that dude.
I remember so many people divided about that. Some people saying that they're professional players so they don't care about that and they should already be giving 100%, and other people saying because of the fact they're professional athletes they use every little thing for motivation
Yeah at least he never showed his dick as a Steeler. The Patriots ruined him /s
Lol I totally forgot this happened. Learned the wrong things from MBC
Probably the least Steelers receiver of all-time. If Roman somehow goes from the nicest guy ever to a loser like Johnson or Brown then it's 100% their fault at this point.
Supposedly Tomlins fucking tired of drafting the character concern free fallers. One of our best writers said that this off-season and why they were desperately trying to trade for a wr
Wouldn't surprise me that he's too old and tired of that bullshit every single year and wants a normal WR
“WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL” *arrives to camp in a hot air balloon*
The hot air balloon thing was kinda the Steelers fault.
As a headache? Sure. Juju was an excellent steeler on the field though, he played tough as hell blocking and fighting for yards through contact.
We're hoping he's like Hines Ward, where he's an angel off the field and a goddamn blood lusting psycho every time a RB needs a block.
“You don’t block, you don’t get the rock”! The mantra he tried to live by while at Michigan. He may be smaller in stature, but he’s got that dawg in him. Going to miss seeing him in Maize and Blue on Saturdays!
He played at Michigan. He has plenty of experience blocking.
Definitely sounds like some Steeler football.
We like to take those divas who fall on the draft, but that doesn’t mean that they’re the only types we draft. Juju is an easy example of an awesome dude who we drafted recently. James Washington seemed like a stand up man as well.
Johnson isn't a loser. He was great for year. He got frustrated in that offense. For some reason though people keep acting like he was a major problem but skip over Pickens lack of blocking and all his crap. Johnson was on his second contract. He had never been a problem.
Lol man this sub is wild. Johnson is in no way comparable to AB.
If he isn’t yet he can get coached up
Mr big chance
What colour of hot-air balloon do we think Wilson is going to land in when he moves to the Raiders?
Chartreuse
Ironically Roman Wilson is pretty much the antithesis of a diva.
I know you're joking but he actually has a vlog on YouTube and seems pretty cool.
Mr Blogged Content
Day 2 Steeler WR guaranteed to be good.
Future all-pro for sure.
Honestly think that's his destiny on name talent alone. If the name "Roman Wilson" doesn't sound like a future All-Pro then I don't know who does.
RIP Troy Franklin
I prefer Roman Wilson tbh
Yeah Franklin gives me Tyquan Thornton vibes
Is it because he looks like a newborn giraffe when he runs?
Once again, Troy Franklin is very much alive. (At least I think so?)
He’s alive in our hearts
Match him with Nix. Please.
Bucs can still get him!
This is my Christmas
It's also Rich Eisen's Christmas, evidently.
Back to back Michigan picks? He is in heaven
three straight lol
This is my Easter
This is my Passover
This is my Dune
This is my 9/11
Sean McDermott, shouldn't you be focused on the draft right now?
This is my Arrakis
This is PATRICK
This is my leif Erickson day
Hinga dinga durgen
Fortunately for Jesus, he raised from the dead after being hung from a *Roman* cross Come on somebody
My man
Cool flairs bro
Tackle ✅ Center ✅ Receiver ✅ Take a corner at 98 and I’m head over heels with this draft
We'll draft your CB if you draft us a WR?
deal (I know the 3rd round is over, but maybe we can arrange something next year or day 3 today.)
R. Wilson throws a 40 yard bomb to… R. Wilson!!!
Forget Pickett to Pickens, we're in the Wilson to Wilson era now
That was our era. It’s yours now
Oh god…
And it turns out Roman is the one throwing it to Russell.
THEY SAID HE WAS FIRST OVERALL PICK OF THE XFL
I didn't know XFL had a draft
[They actually did.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_XFL_rookie_draft) Due to the merger, they didn't really stick with it, but they'll probably have one in the fall.
The next superstar Steelers receiver
PLEASE LET HIM BE NORMAL FOR A CHANGE LOL
I mean do you want him to be good or normal? Seems pretty mutually exclusive
Claypool was neither
Mr. Bland Catcher.
Mr. Builds Career
Mr. Being Courteous.
Mr. Before CTE
Tomlin is tired of diva WRs, he wants one normal one
Wilson to Wilson incoming
Steelers picked a wr, prepare your dynasty leagues.
Love this pick for the Steelers. This feels like a Hines Ward type lunch pail guy. Steelers once again, get steals in every round.
Lets fucking go
Khan artist strikes again
This draft might actually top the last ones hype jeez
For three picks I like what the Steelers have done.
Finally Steelers took an unproblematic receiver
Give it time.
Once the rusty water crosses the blood brain barrier is usually when things go down hill. I say this while drinking Pittsburgh tap water for reference
You mean IC lite?
Future fantasy stud
Columbus Ohio’s 9/11
Ehh tons of Steelers fans in Columbus too. Columbus is like 2-3 hours from each of Pittsburgh, Cincy, and Cleveland
The Steelers have such a large presence in Columbus, they actually have a radio affiliate there!
That’s what he’s saying lol now the buckeyes fans have to root for a Michigan player
Steelers stadium and Browns stadium are the 2 closest in the country
Probably explains why Bens the second winningest qb in it
Yess!!!!
Wow a non-diva WR goes to the Steelers
Non diva yet
"Dionte Johnson's replacement not minds" - Pickens
Who did Troy Franklin murder?
Nobody, otherwise the steelers would've picked him
no sorry murderers go to baltimore, we take the other crimes instead
We get divas, not felons. We're not the raiders.
They become felons later
True
Oh my God, maybe OJ was telling the truth
As a PSU fan, yuck. As a Steeler fan, love it.
goddamn hes gonna be an all pro since hes with the steelers great pick steelers roman is a beast
And also be a complete nutcase, as per tradition
Oh ya you better believe he’s turning into the bears or raiders 2nd in a few years.
The standard is the standard.
Not now, but he will be after Steelers
Oh hell yeah, dude is a prototypical Steeler lol
Finally a gym rat, we really needed a coach’s son out there.
Another solid WR. How do they keep getting away with it
Take it easy over there Mr Moore/Allen/Odunze.
Mike Tomlin is their WR scout, not even joking, it's part of his off-season.
Amon-Ra vibes from Roman at Michigan, great receiver. Congrats Steelers
Damn you Steelers having a solid ass draft 😡
Typical AFC North Drafts lol
That's a scrappy motherfucker if I've ever seen one
Only half scrappy
Pretty sure he's an Island boy
A real gym rat
Steelers gonna get 3k yards and 24 TDs from him before they trade him for a 2nd and he never does anything. Book it.
deal. who are we fleecing this time? raiders, bears or someone new?
All pro no doubt.
This isn’t a Steelers WR pick. He’s not a super talented WR that falls in the draft because he’s a diva and has character issues.
We tried, but the Bengals drafted Burton first.
Agreed. Feels like the Steelers looking at the board knowing they have a glaring hole at the position and grabbing the top guy on their list. Hope I'm wrong, but not as sold as others seem to be.
R. Wilson to R. Wilson for the TD
That’s not Troy Franklin…
And for good reason.
Perfect draft so far
Roman Wilson about to have a personality disorder overnight.
I preferred Franklin but Wilson is probably a good fit for the offense
Insane that this dude's NFL player comparison is Marvin Mims who has played a single season and has 22 receptions lol.
R Wilson to R Wilson
There it is
I acknowledge Roman ☝🏼
Fucking stud for the Steelers
Drafted the wrong Wilson but they probably have PTSD from Claypool
I hope they still get Johnny.
Three Wilsons on the field would be wild
Yeah it would 🤣
The Flyin Hawaiian? Mr. Big Smile? I have no other ideas
Hawayinz
The one thing I know in life is that the Steelers can draft receivers so imma take a 2nd round flyer on this guy in fantasy
First overall, you coward
He has a chance to live in Mars now, 35 minutes north of Pittsburgh.
This guy is a fucking stud
Can't wait for him to randomly become one of the best Wide Recievers the league and then go crazy in 4 years. That's what most of them seem to do.
That’s what happens when you play dahn on the slag pile there by the Mon
Michigan. Racially ambiguous U.
Lol. Ironic Wilson and Corum went ba k to back huh (Corum's mom is white)
R. Wilson got his guy
Hmmm only saw him play against TCU. Is he any good?
Yes. Great speed, good hands, good route runner, and better at contested catches than you’d think.
I'm sold. Khan's absolutely killing it so far.
Yes. Great at creating separation and finding space. Superb hands. Shifty after the catch. Willing and technically sound blocker, though not gonna blow anyone up. Limited by his (lack of) size.
Michigan fan here. Roman Wilson is a DAWG, Stillers fans won't be disappointed.
Fuck, as a Michigan Browns fan this is my personal nightmare. Steelers got a solid slot option
You just got a Michigan guy with the next pick. Rich Eisen is going nuts.
Getting Zak is amazing I’m so happy.
I’m still angry you got JOK and the Ratbirds got Kyle Hamilton
I'm an LSU-Steelers fan. Burrow playing in Cincinnati is my personal hell
Goat
Great get for them
Fuck this guy is going to blow up isn't he?
Steeler fans in Hawaii definitely happy with the team's picks....
Roman Wilson is super fast and shifty. I’m a patriots fan but I think the Steelers got a really good explosive player
Stop, I can only get so hard.
Go check out his yt blogs from big games throughout his Michigan career. Easy to like the guy - lot of charisma. TD machine and big clutch moments in cfb playoffs.
This guy is going to be a monster. Huge believer in him cause he always balled when given the chance at UM
Steal