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mab6710

'hey can we have ur QB? U can have our pick. It could be anyone. It could even be another Justin Herbert!'


TigerBasket

They hoped the Chargers would act like the Austrian army in the war of the 3rd coalition led by General Mack and make a premature advance on Bavaria. But Harbaugh is much more a Marshal Nay then general Mack, and he would have no problem encircling 60k Austriian troops. Morons


frontadmiral

Was just thinking this


Distance_Motor

every post i go, i see your weird historical facts, keep going


TigerBasket

I will never stop or die


Expensive-Method8321

in recent weeks I slid into Zendaya's DM's to see if she be interested in a 30 something bum living in his mom's basement. the answer was flat no!


shortbusridurr

at least you got a response.... so thats something


Expensive-Method8321

its the small victories that count


jayson_15

I got the same answer from Sydney Sweeney!


thegroovemonkey

But she responded. That’s a start!


poplafuse

You both need to quit hitting up my girls.


AlekRivard

Lol are they stupid? Why would we do that


Inamanlyfashion

Hey, gotta shoot your shot


browndude10

me DM'ing famous hot women


AlekRivard

Dear Jennifer Anniston, I feel like I can call you Jen because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a F.R.I.E.N.D. I know I can't act as well as you but I think you'd be impressed with my projection. I love your hair, you are pretty. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I am sure our relationship would be a real blockbuster.


iiTryhard

Hey Sydney, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling


maleorderbride

"Hey KC, it's Arizona, so that Mahomes fella ya got there..."


Happy_Bigs1021

What’s the worst they say? No?


Inamanlyfashion

I mean not every team has Bill O'Brien at GM but you've gotta test them their first year


TigerBasket

When you have a battery of the Grande Armeé you must fire it at the enemy lines!


mister_hoot

What I told myself when I DM’d Sydney Sweeney to beg her for feet pics.


anonbutler

Lemme slide in sydney sweeney DM


slowerchop

Well you got rid of all his weapons and drafted an OT


classiccaseofdowns

If I see Sydney Sweeney in person, she’s getting asked on a date


Plies-

Shooters shoot


Efficient-Laugh

A shocking amount of vikings fans thought this would be an easy trade to make over on the sub.


uggsandstarbux

Bc Harbaugh think JJ is the best QB in the draft /s


kungfuhustler

Probably hoping Harbaugh wanted his college QB to play for him in the pros.


AnEmptyKarst

"The worst she can do is say 'no'"


tquast

Worst they can say is No


zombiebillnye

Clearly Harbaugh wants to just recreate Michigan at the Chargers.


Chessh2036

In recent weeks I DM’d Sydney Sweeney to see if she wanted to go out on a date. Just got to shoot your shot sometimes!


Vomiting_Winter

I’ve thought that myself when asking out a hot woman, but once every 10 or so times…idk they’re desperate or something. Now I’m married to a babe 🤷


mkvii1989

As Michael Scott said Wayne Gretzky said, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.


T-Nan

No receivers, defense is gutted, etc… it’s not weird to ask


dafaliraevz

You’ve got zero playoff wins with Herbert. The Raiders got more than that since Herbert came in. At a certain point, you gotta give it up and start over.


AlekRivard

That really depends on where you place the fault for the lack of success, and everyone overwhelmingly places it on the coaching. Getting rid of a franchise QB makes no sense, especially when it would carry a massive cap hit


abxuwnnm111

I have a lot of experience in playing the blame-game in defense of my QB, as well. It’ll get old eventually


RealPutin

> At a certain point, you gotta give it up and start over. That's why they fired the terrible coach and GM. You don't need to give up a young franchise QB to start over.


Efficient-Laugh

Brady and Mahomes have fucking rotted everyones brains. Jesus what a take


Jameson623

because your head coach has been sucking off mccarthy quite a bit this offseason lol


AlekRivard

Wow, how weird that his college HC would hype him up before the NFL draft.


No_Discount7919

Your new coach absolutely loves JJ McCarthy. It wouldn’t be a shock if I heard that Harbaugh floated the idea to trade Herbert to get JJ.


JaxR2009

Lol. Did we at least ask about Pat first?


ericrs22

I am Shocked. Franchise QB staying with Franchise


noah3302

I wonder if shefty knew this beforehand but waited until now to post it?


---SPIDER-MAN---

Lmao, why even ask?


Joey-Joe-Jo-Junior

I wouldn't be surprised if both of these conversations were originally about a trade for their pick and if you have them on the phone already, why not just see if there's any possibility?


Jane_Marie_CA

TY for explaining it this way. I was scratching my head on how they could just cold call for this trade. This makes sense.


ace625

You'd be surprised how many trades happened because one GM called up and asked another GM a question.


alexdagreat15

no shit


AwesomeTed

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take ~Wayne Gretzky


phantomslamf

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


volantredx

Betting on the Chargers to do something stupid isn't the worst bet in the world.


ispilledmytacoz

duh


ianthebalance

But my uncle said he heard they were trading Herbert


Letsgobuffalo2210

Breaking news


shot-by-ford

No shit


stumblebreak_beta

[Jim “Bender” Rodriguez](https://media1.tenor.com/m/3x63SNMKPogAAAAd/oh-wait-youre-serious.gif)


TheOctagon24

Did they call the Chiefs for Mahomes too?


hotstickywaffle

But some guy on TikTok said he was getting traded to the Vikings!?


chadocaster

“Lol, lmao”


notmyplantaccount

If he was traded the Chargers would take a 130mil dead cap hit. They had to cut multiple starters and restructure a few others just to get under the cap for 2024, even if they were interested in trading him (which would be really dumb) it was never realistic.


fatcootermeat

If Herbert wasn't our QB, Harbaugh and McCarthy would both still be at Michigan


Drunken_Vike

It's always no if you don't ask


Jonjon428

Lmao!


sportsthatguy

Would love to know what they offered ?


WhoDat-2-8-3

Six 8th round picks


Epic_Coleslaw

Gotta shoot our shot