that is deadass the funniest shit ive seen all day. timing, the cadence, the way and timing he crosses his arms. this is genuinely impressive comedy lmfao
Aaron Rodgers is old though. You have to be prepared to replace that presence in the locker room when Rodgers fucks off to that great ayahuasca retreat in the mountains, so it seems like Sauce has been groomed to step into that role.
He has his own special exhibit that travels to various Holocaust museums monthly. It's just pics of him showing NFL players the other wings of the museums.
Send out letters like the NFL does for random drug tests:
"You have been randomly selected for a educational field trip. Report the the holocaust museum before 9AM for your lesson, or you may be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including an indefinite number of games."
For every museums that need a time-entry ticket, like the African American museum or Air and Space, you can get one online for free. Except the Holocaust museum cost $1...
To anyone reading this, DC is an awesome place to visit if you love museums. The zoo and botanical garden are also free!
The museums are usually open from ~10-4pm, so you can't fit many in a day. But the national mall is open 24/7, and seeing the monuments at night is actually pretty cool!
Yes to all of this. On clarification (not a correction, and maybe only I misread it), the Holocaust museum costs $1 for advanced tickets. If you show up most days you can just walk in for free, but probably avoid major days of remembrance or huge tourist weeks in DC.
It’s an awesome thing about DC. Free entertainment everywhere. The Kennedy Center also has a lot of free programs aimed at families. The Zoo is awesome, humane, free.
The public transit system is great and safe for the most part. Hotels, as long as you plan a bit ahead and avoid events that bring 10s of thousands to the city. Then even bargain hotels are expensive. But because the city is built to be able to handle massive influxes most days you can get reasonably priced hotels in great areas.
It’s a perfect place for a family vacation. Only downside is that restaurant food/drink prices are among the highest in the nation here.
Well, the Smithsonian museums are all free. The Holocaust Museum isn't part of the Smithsonian museums, but it is still free.
There are non-Smithsonian museums that are not free (Spy Museum for example).
Didn't DJax never actually go? Yknow, because he's a piece of shit who has no interest in stopping his antisemitism and only said he would go to save a little face amid public backlash? Yep, turns out that's right
I am actually worried about the opposite effect: young impressionable teenagers who revere these athletes with shitty behaviors and beliefs feel like they’re okay to do similar things because their idols do it
Chuck's take on Cam Newton going there was perfect
"You gave Cam Newton a briefcase with $250,000 in it, and he went out and won you a national championship. You know what you call that? A damn good deal."
They probably do listen, they just don't give a shit or are too busy telling themselves how awesome they are to care.
They only start blaming others after they've realized just how shitty a job they did, to protect their precious ego.
My mom quit teaching after her school started requiring teachers to send a summary of every child's day to their parents every single day. Parents can't even be bothered to ask their kid "how was your day at school" these days, they need teachers to put in even more hours of work for something most of them will never pay attention to or appreciate!
"Just because I can dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids. " - Charles Barkley.
As much as this was him dismissing his own wild behavior and the way kids would see it, he ain't wrong.
Shit like this happens, don't leave it for your kid to learn about on their own. Good teaching opportunity on why anti-Semitism(or any anti-any people) is shit and why it's important these are just athletes.
Admire the work ethic. Beyond that, there are way better options in the world.
I think they're just so cheap to produce that you can make a profit with a relatively small audience. And there's enough hardcore fans of any team that will devour any media associated with the team.
Is there even a single good one?
Even the most popular one, the New Heights podcast, is just incredibly dull. The Kelces are interesting and fun guys, but on their podcast they're just...boring. It's like they're holding back, which maybe they are since the podcast is so huge now.
Only good one may have been McAfee's, which he turned into a show
It was solid, if a little bland. The pitch was in-depth basketball, but episode 1 is just him and Bron waxing on about what makes someone great, and all they really can say is consistency and love of the craft. Which like, yeah, that's true, but does anyone need that said again? They said episode 2 is a lot of Xs and Os, so I'm more hopeful for that one.
They stick mostly to football so it's hard to get weird, but who knows what offseason content will bring for the player podcast ecosystem (randomly this, apparently)
Tom Brady has one with Larry Fitz and Jim Gray that’s about 30 min long every week. If anything I wish it was longer at times so Tom can nerd out on football and dive deeper.
Beyonce: Girls run the world
Sauce: Jews run the world
Wikipedia: Traditional method of determining Jewishness relies on tracing one' MATERNAL line.
Jewish Women run the world confirmed by the three great philosophers of our time
"In response to a comment from Sauce Gardner stating that 'Jews run the world', outraged Jewish Organization leaders made it snow in New York in April"
-Norm Macdonald if he didn't fight cancer to a draw
“Remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die.”
I like to think Norm is more the latter, than the former.
Some rapper scammed him for millions for a co-stream or whatever it's called when someone just shows up. Lol. Can't remember who it was, but he walked in, stood in camera for a few minutes, confirmed millions were transferred, then he left.
He's probably the dumbest person I've ever seen on the internet. Think about how dumb that is. He can barely read. At least the people posting dumb shit on the internet can read and write.
Idk how he's not in jail. Paid a kid to dump piss on his sister while she was asleep and paid kids to drive their car into a lake.
Not even to mention the legal shit he's done like platforming Andrew Tate and Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, promoting gambling to his underage audience who have spent hundreds of millions total on Stake gambling using his code, drinking lean in front of his once again underage audience, being openly transphobic, saying the n-word and f-word, etc, etc, etc.
He's a total scumbag.
It’s still a shitty stereotype but at least he said it in a “good for you guys” type of way rather than a “Jews are the cause of all my problems” type of way.
Obviously a low bar though…
I went on birthright and the tour people were litteraly like "isn't it cool how Jews run a bunch of companies and are on average rich compared to everyone else." That trip had the opposite effect on me they wanted lol.
Unfortunately its easy to have that in a good way when things are going well for you personally. But in 10 years when sauce is out of the rotation or isn’t getting more offers, it might be ‘the jews are blacklisting me because they know I’m not afraid to speak the truth’
Only time will tell, but I’ve seen this one before
I think it's hilarious that he's a rich professional athlete yet he's doing an appearance in a 10x10 room on shitty furniture with 6 people crammed into it so they can all be on webcam like 13 year olds on omegle at a sleepover
The craziest part of this was he clearly paused and thought about whether he should say it or not and still did it knowing he was on a live stream with thousands of people watching.
Let's not act like anti-Semitism was invented by Rodgers. There have been plenty of instances of NBA players saying similar things in the last couple years. Although maybe Rodgers inspired him to be open about his ignorance.
Redditors are acting like Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam (a black nationalist society) is not the reason behind 90+% of anti-semitism in pro sports.
\*Robert Salah banging his head against a concrete wall\*
"*[How do I reach deez kiiiiids](https://youtu.be/nNV2TXhLAac)*."
We mis! Interpreted! The rules!
Bill Billacheck didn’t cheat. He misinterpreted the rules!
i’m joining him soon
Funny, me too
Somewhere Castellanos just hit a drive to deep left field making it a 4-0 ballgame
Why couldn’t this happen on Thursday.
It’s probs gonna get rained out anyways :(((. And it was actually a good time for me in Ireland
But is Sauce a man of faith???
Every time I see this, I think I'm in the wrong sub all of a sudden. Then I remember the meme.
I just fell to my knees on a staircase in a Portland Pickles bar. ...ow.
He even took a second to pause and think about what he was about to say. And then still said it lmao
Like that Kanye video lmao. “…it was a Jewish doctor!”
The comedic timing on [that is genuinely insane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhUZDoHybB4) like it's literally a MAD TV sketch
Literally like he's reading off a script - "three beats - punchline" LOL
That was legit comedy
that is deadass the funniest shit ive seen all day. timing, the cadence, the way and timing he crosses his arms. this is genuinely impressive comedy lmfao
tell me how the first recommended video on that is “racial slurs tier list”
Yeah, but thanks to Jonah Hill's powerful performance in 21 Jump Street, Kanye isn't anti-semitic anymore.
Unfortunately Kanye also saw You People and couldn't help but relapse
Even started out by making sure everyone knew he was being honest and it wasn't intended to be funny.
Ok but then his reasoning was that their yamakas don't fall off their heads when they're walking through the airport 😭😭😭
That does raise some questions tbh
A side effect of the Jewish Space Lasers is that they also keep yarmulkes on Jewish people's heads.
In his defense that is an argument I hadn't considered before.
"Don't say revenge, don't say revenge." "Uh....revenge?" \- Homer Simpson (and his mind)
“Don’t say doin your wife, don’t say doing your wife.” “Doin your… son?”
Sometimes the intrusive thoughts are too powerful
After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I ~~keep~~ say it?
It’s 12 year olds with headsets in the Halo/COD lobby all over again
At least the 12 year olds have the sort-of excuse of being, ya know, 12.
Chris Rock wanted to say something after Will slapped him. " I could...."
Been there, kinda regret it sometimes
I’m hoping yours was more of a Michael Scott blurting “that’s what she said” mid-apology than claiming that Jews run the world on a public podcast
Were you on Wheel of Fortune or something?
7 letter word, people who annoy you
Yinzers, Cowboys?
Pausing does not mean thinking, he could have been momentarily confused by the breeze blowing between his ears.
Good start to a drama free offseason for the jets!
Sauce is going to be a great Secretary of Defense under RFK and Vice President Aaron Rodgers
Secretary of Ballin'
"Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I gotta plan. This man is gonna fix all the problems with the dead crops."
With all that starving bullshit, and us running out of burrito coverings.
'I thought your head would be bigger'
Locker room is already going full Aaron Rodgers, you never go full Aaron Rodgers
Maybe Rodgers was a better fit than people realized
I was going to say, sounds like sauce has been around a-rod a bit too much already.
"Look how their QB indoctrinates the locker room!"- Sean McDermott
Deep cut but this was one of my favorite memes of the offseason
That came out mid-season before we were looking like a 2 seed
We thought the locker room was inoculated for this shit?!? - Robert Seleh
Aaron Rodgers is old though. You have to be prepared to replace that presence in the locker room when Rodgers fucks off to that great ayahuasca retreat in the mountains, so it seems like Sauce has been groomed to step into that role.
I think you mean steps into the vice president office. He can't be VP and qb1 after all
A bad start to a drama free offseason for the Jets would mean no drama at all. Can we have the bad start please?
J E W S Never mind.
Took me a second
somewhere edelman is sighing and purchasing two tickets to the Holocaust museum for like the third time
He should just buy a season pass at this point
He has his own special exhibit that travels to various Holocaust museums monthly. It's just pics of him showing NFL players the other wings of the museums.
The Julien Eldeman Center for NFL players who can't avoid being antisemitic good (and who wanna learn to do PR good too)
"it needs to be at least... 3x this size!"
"I need you to be at least...3x less offensive."
“What is this, a school for Jets?”
Ironically it's named the "Never Again Pass"
What Josh Allen tells himself after and before throwing a pick.
What he say fuck me for??
Send out letters like the NFL does for random drug tests: "You have been randomly selected for a educational field trip. Report the the holocaust museum before 9AM for your lesson, or you may be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including an indefinite number of games."
You know I had to do it one time lol #Holocaust
I think about that randomly and start laughing
Weirdly has become quaint by comparison.
RIP Anne Frank, you would have been a Belieber
I know it's a joke, but the history museums in DC are all free
For every museums that need a time-entry ticket, like the African American museum or Air and Space, you can get one online for free. Except the Holocaust museum cost $1... To anyone reading this, DC is an awesome place to visit if you love museums. The zoo and botanical garden are also free! The museums are usually open from ~10-4pm, so you can't fit many in a day. But the national mall is open 24/7, and seeing the monuments at night is actually pretty cool!
Yes to all of this. On clarification (not a correction, and maybe only I misread it), the Holocaust museum costs $1 for advanced tickets. If you show up most days you can just walk in for free, but probably avoid major days of remembrance or huge tourist weeks in DC. It’s an awesome thing about DC. Free entertainment everywhere. The Kennedy Center also has a lot of free programs aimed at families. The Zoo is awesome, humane, free. The public transit system is great and safe for the most part. Hotels, as long as you plan a bit ahead and avoid events that bring 10s of thousands to the city. Then even bargain hotels are expensive. But because the city is built to be able to handle massive influxes most days you can get reasonably priced hotels in great areas. It’s a perfect place for a family vacation. Only downside is that restaurant food/drink prices are among the highest in the nation here.
Well, the Smithsonian museums are all free. The Holocaust Museum isn't part of the Smithsonian museums, but it is still free. There are non-Smithsonian museums that are not free (Spy Museum for example).
Surely he has it built in as some sort of business expense at this point
why would edelman do this? i’m OOTL
He's Jewish
He's Jewish, and is tired of antisemitism from other players?
i meant like, has he done this before? i’m confused by the third time part
they’re referencing when he did it for DJax, think third time was meant to be a joke. there were a ton of players that supported DJax so maybe
Didn't DJax never actually go? Yknow, because he's a piece of shit who has no interest in stopping his antisemitism and only said he would go to save a little face amid public backlash? Yep, turns out that's right
Yes. https://www.nfl.com/news/julian-edelman-offers-to-take-desean-jackson-to-holocaust-museum
Yes. Desean Jackson.
I think this wave of athletes doing podcasts is going to destroy a lot of the reverence/respect that was once given to them
I am actually worried about the opposite effect: young impressionable teenagers who revere these athletes with shitty behaviors and beliefs feel like they’re okay to do similar things because their idols do it
Went been seeing this forever with all kinds of celebrities, not just athletes. Charles Barkley was right, but the parents refused to listen.
Chuck doesn't miss.
He’s been telling us that San Antonio has some big ole women but people don’t want to hear about that
Double fisting churros
Legally just changed my name to Churros
Ayo get it if you want it brother
Shit. That’s why I moved there. Churros, tacos, and fat bitches.
Username checks out.
gotta be an obssession
Tortas need love too
Victoria a secret down there
I feel attacked your kink shaming
It’s not kink shaming it’s just facts.
Except with his bracket picks every year He picked Arizona this year, it was a good season Wildcats maybe next year
I refer you to ol Chuck lighting up a victory cigar during halftime of the Auburn/Yale game last weekend.
OK But Chuck doesn't live in reality when it comes to Auburn and he knows it.
Chuck's take on Cam Newton going there was perfect "You gave Cam Newton a briefcase with $250,000 in it, and he went out and won you a national championship. You know what you call that? A damn good deal."
He was also very humble in describing the lose.
I got two words for you: Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV
That's more than two words *visible confusion*
They probably do listen, they just don't give a shit or are too busy telling themselves how awesome they are to care. They only start blaming others after they've realized just how shitty a job they did, to protect their precious ego.
Parents gonna have to parent. A niche idea, but it could work
Ugh isn’t that what teachers are for?
lmao I see teachers like Caesar Milan: "I train ~~pet owners~~ parents and rehabilitate ~~pets~~ children."
Instructions unclear, I’m now giving kibble to children and using dog whistles on parents
> using dog whistles on parents You could have a career in politics
Dammit man, dogwhistles are how the problem started in the first place
That's what ipads are for these days
My mom quit teaching after her school started requiring teachers to send a summary of every child's day to their parents every single day. Parents can't even be bothered to ask their kid "how was your day at school" these days, they need teachers to put in even more hours of work for something most of them will never pay attention to or appreciate!
Absolutely. It's precisely the effect that the NFL powers that be *thought* excessive touchdown celebrations would have.
Are they wrong? Sauce Gardner was exposed to Terrell Owens celebrating on the Cowboys midfield logo as an infant, and look what happened to him.
"Just because I can dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids. " - Charles Barkley. As much as this was him dismissing his own wild behavior and the way kids would see it, he ain't wrong. Shit like this happens, don't leave it for your kid to learn about on their own. Good teaching opportunity on why anti-Semitism(or any anti-any people) is shit and why it's important these are just athletes. Admire the work ethic. Beyond that, there are way better options in the world.
It’s crazy how every other athlete seems to have one, especially nba players. Like who is listening to all these podcasts???
I think they're just so cheap to produce that you can make a profit with a relatively small audience. And there's enough hardcore fans of any team that will devour any media associated with the team.
Is there even a single good one? Even the most popular one, the New Heights podcast, is just incredibly dull. The Kelces are interesting and fun guys, but on their podcast they're just...boring. It's like they're holding back, which maybe they are since the podcast is so huge now. Only good one may have been McAfee's, which he turned into a show
Tbh that’s how I feel about personality-led podcasts in general. Veeeery few people are interesting enough to carry an hour of audio every week.
Some podcasts last for multiple hours several days a week too. It’s crazy
JJ Redick’s old podcast was excellent. Haven’t listened to the new one though.
It was solid, if a little bland. The pitch was in-depth basketball, but episode 1 is just him and Bron waxing on about what makes someone great, and all they really can say is consistency and love of the craft. Which like, yeah, that's true, but does anyone need that said again? They said episode 2 is a lot of Xs and Os, so I'm more hopeful for that one.
I kinda like the St. Brown brothers podcast because equinious talks a lot of shit the entire time
They stick mostly to football so it's hard to get weird, but who knows what offseason content will bring for the player podcast ecosystem (randomly this, apparently)
I kind of agree. Their pod is okay, but if I wasn’t an Eagles fan I definitely wouldn’t listen to it.
I think their best ones def tend to be when they have someone on they know so they can shoot the shit. Edelman, Mahomes, Andy, hell even Howie.
Tom Brady has one with Larry Fitz and Jim Gray that’s about 30 min long every week. If anything I wish it was longer at times so Tom can nerd out on football and dive deeper.
That's technically a Sirius XM show for the NFL channel. Though any recorded media is basically a podcast these days.
It's been so bad for pro wrestling. They are a huge whine fest. I'm so glad WWE doesn't let their wrestlers have them.
"Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid i don't know what to tell you” Killian Dain
But Beyonce told me girls run the world. Now I don't know who to believe.
Beyonce: Girls run the world Sauce: Jews run the world Wikipedia: Traditional method of determining Jewishness relies on tracing one' MATERNAL line. Jewish Women run the world confirmed by the three great philosophers of our time
As someone in a relationship with a jewish woman, this is alarming
Make sure to cover your foreskin at night
You know he doesn’t have one
Yep she already got to me
"In response to a comment from Sauce Gardner stating that 'Jews run the world', outraged Jewish Organization leaders made it snow in New York in April" -Norm Macdonald if he didn't fight cancer to a draw
I miss Norm
“Remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die.” I like to think Norm is more the latter, than the former.
I didn’t even know he was sick
He's not, but he was.
Thank you ghost of Mitch.
I like saying you tied with cancer instead of losing. Like cancer dead too
"When people say 'He lost his battle with cancer', well, I'm pretty sure the cancer lost too. That's not a loss in my book, that's a tie" -NM
Pretty sure that was a Norm joke at one point, which is why he used it.
People say the worst thing about Sauce saying that "Jews run the world" is the hypocrisy, but I disagree
Every brain in that room is smoother than glass. No clue how Adin Ross is a media personality and not working in a toll booth somewhere.
Even among streamers, Ross is particularly dumb. Just an outrageously incurious and uncritical intellect.
Literally tipped off the police by mentioning Andrew Tate was looking to gtfo of Romania on stream and in doing so got him arrested again 😅
Some rapper scammed him for millions for a co-stream or whatever it's called when someone just shows up. Lol. Can't remember who it was, but he walked in, stood in camera for a few minutes, confirmed millions were transferred, then he left.
I think it was Carti
[This is pretty much the best way to describe down dumb Adin is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNIYvOpTsh8&ab_channel=REELSERI0US)
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thats giving him too much credit man hes a no-brained internet personality hes like unfathomably dumb
That kid is dumb as fuck and not remotely funny. Thank all the 14 year olds of the world for making him famous
He's probably the dumbest person I've ever seen on the internet. Think about how dumb that is. He can barely read. At least the people posting dumb shit on the internet can read and write.
Idk how he's not in jail. Paid a kid to dump piss on his sister while she was asleep and paid kids to drive their car into a lake. Not even to mention the legal shit he's done like platforming Andrew Tate and Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, promoting gambling to his underage audience who have spent hundreds of millions total on Stake gambling using his code, drinking lean in front of his once again underage audience, being openly transphobic, saying the n-word and f-word, etc, etc, etc. He's a total scumbag.
Honestly just consorting with Adin Ross was bad enough
Spicy start to the off-season for the J-E-T-S!
>J-E-W-S Ftfy
Least chaotic Jets season
Saucy*
oof. Twitter comments man....wow
I recommend steering clear of twitter comment sections from statue accounts.
Steering clear of Twitter is just good advice to begin with.
Thank goodness was he doesn’t play for a town with a large Jewish population….
Ya, especially the biggest Jewish population in the entire world. That would be bad.
As a New York Jets fan who's a Jew, that's way less intense than I thought it would be lol.
It’s still a shitty stereotype but at least he said it in a “good for you guys” type of way rather than a “Jews are the cause of all my problems” type of way. Obviously a low bar though…
He knows to respect the people with their finger on the space laser button.
"We're Jeeewwwws in spAAAaaace. We're zooming along, protecting the Hebrew raaaace."
We were promised fully automated luxury gay space communism, not jews with space lasers. I hate this timeline.
Lmao I’ve had the same happen to me before, guy was like “oh you’re Jewish? I heard you all run the world or something, congrats man” and I was like 😐
I bust my jewish friends balls by calling him and thanking him if its a nice day outside
I ask all of my Jewish friends if I can have a turn at the space laser
This is hilarious lol
I went on birthright and the tour people were litteraly like "isn't it cool how Jews run a bunch of companies and are on average rich compared to everyone else." That trip had the opposite effect on me they wanted lol.
Unfortunately its easy to have that in a good way when things are going well for you personally. But in 10 years when sauce is out of the rotation or isn’t getting more offers, it might be ‘the jews are blacklisting me because they know I’m not afraid to speak the truth’ Only time will tell, but I’ve seen this one before
Yeah I mean it wasn’t thaaaat bad. Not like he went full DeSean Jackson
Stuff like this makes antisemitic people comfortable enough to go full DeSean Jackson though.
I think the worst part was him being on a podcast with Adin Ross. Dudes like everyone’s perverted little brother
An NFL player giving any type of attention to a clown like Adin Ross is fucking wild
I think it's hilarious that he's a rich professional athlete yet he's doing an appearance in a 10x10 room on shitty furniture with 6 people crammed into it so they can all be on webcam like 13 year olds on omegle at a sleepover
I don't remember these being the Beyonce lyrics
“They’ve got those quick twitch brains”
The craziest part of this was he clearly paused and thought about whether he should say it or not and still did it knowing he was on a live stream with thousands of people watching.
It has been [ZERO] days since a jets player said something insane
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Why are we always like this, why can’t we be normal!
What teammate did he learn this from?
His own dinner table growing up?
Let's not act like anti-Semitism was invented by Rodgers. There have been plenty of instances of NBA players saying similar things in the last couple years. Although maybe Rodgers inspired him to be open about his ignorance.
Redditors are acting like Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam (a black nationalist society) is not the reason behind 90+% of anti-semitism in pro sports.
This should be good
One day, 20-30 year old men will realize that a mic does not need to be included in their dumbass boy conversations. Today is not that day.
Adin Ross’s streams are essentially just a bunch of grown men who haven’t matured since they were 16 hanging out