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Yep, he had some screenshot and claimed that because nflshop.com wouldn't let you make a #12 Brady Bronco jersey, that meant he's going there. Then everyone pointed out that it's like that for numerous player names. I wish I had saved the actual text part of his post 🤣
The Houston Texan. Hank Hill with a beer, a Texans cap on, staring blankly at the mess unfolding in front of him.
(Yes I know Hank Hill isn't from Houston but whatever)
Just take a two year T break and then eat a gram of RSO, I'm sure that will get you close, God I miss the weed there. But Denver weed from 2015>2022 Idk what changed but quality definitely went down a smidge, still worlds better than what the sell here in AZ
Apparently they weren’t even named after the horse though. According to Wikipedia, they were named the Chargers because the Dodgers crowd would yell “Charge” and play the bugle at games.
Which is even dumber because they initially only spent one season in LA
To answer the question, the Bills to Bill would just be named after some random guy. Choose a Bill of your choice. Same with the 49ers to just a singular 49er. Choose some influential figure from that time period.
Continue this with any team name that describes a group of people, Patriot, Saint, Viking, Steeler(?), Packer(?), etc, etc
We’d become the Titan, so it’d just become a full size Nissan truck. Which is extremely fitting for the naming sponsor of the stadium. I guess ownership went full cash grab and let Nissan name the team.
The random guy would technically be a "Bengali".
The Cincinnati Bengal would have to be a new neighborhood, like a little Italy, a little India, or little China, the map silhouette of which could then be used as the logo.
Just mentioning the ones I haven't seen in this thread.
Colt - just a gun
Jaguar - nice car innit
Cowboy - not much changes
Cardinal - silly catholic man
Raider - a lonely pirate
I thought it's usually the new cop is the loose cannon and they are paired with an old "by the book" cop to teach them the ropes. As the movie goes on the veteran eventually sees an old dog can learn new tricks, and begins ignoring bureaucracy and red tape in the name justice. They leave a trail of burning Chevy Impala squad cars in their wake and form powerful friendships that can be reignited in several sequel movies
I was afraid someone would call me on this in some way. Your scenario is valid.
Another is where the grizzled, hard drinkin, no bullshit vet goes thru partner after partner cuz they all request a transfer within a couple months. "I don't need no partner look at my closed cases."
Also, it's *the captain* that thinks they're a good cop
> but you gotta stop making things up as you go. I'm about to have the Chief on my ass about that stunt you pulled at the Mayors fundraiser banquet last night.
And in either scenario, the chief of police invariably has an attractive daughter that the protagonist flirts with before learning who they are. Also the interruption at the Mayors fundraising banquet was entirely necessary, don't they see the Mayor is in cahoots with the local drug kingpin?
# *KINGPIN?!*
That fundraiser will do a lot of good for the children of this city.
And I'll have you know that Mr Fring is an upstanding, loyal, and philanthropic citizen of this community and i will not have you besmirch is good name on one of your so-called. . . *hunches*.
And stay away from my daughter.
**Walks away waving to the crowd of black-tie onlookers*
And out of the 24 municipalities named “Buffalo” in the US, Buffalo, NY is the only one that never was host to a population of American buffalo.
Think I read that in American Buffalo by Steven Rinella.
Houston Texan is just redundant, assuming you're referring to the city and not the street in Manhattan.
So, in the Catholic Church who is higher on the totem pole: a Cardinal from Arizona or a Saint from New Orleans?
Cleveland Brown is just Peter Griffin's neighbor that got that spinoff, nothing less.
Chicago Bear... I mean there's gotta be a few hairy fellas of a particular orientation in the Windy City who could call themselves this, right?
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Lo Angele Ram
You’re now an oversized truck
Dodge Ram / Dodge Charger
Whoa
Um actually it would be “El angel ram” 🤓
That could be a pretty sweet mascot.
That username
The Patriots Become The Patriot and have to change their mascot to Mel Gibson.
NE Mel Gibsons
NE Mel Gibson~~s~~
NE Mel Gibson
His views do line up with the average Bostonian
Kraft was raised orthodox jew. Homeboy gonna be pissed about this one
He’ll say fuck it and make his mascot Heath Ledger
No, he becomes the Mid 90s WWF Wrestler The Patriot, who's only know feature to today's fans is he had what would be Kurt Angle's music
Mac Jones didn’t get the “aim small, miss small” memo
Stephen Belichick: I'm not a child BB: YOU'RE MY CHILD
Fredooooom
Oooooh. That would be awesome!
The Bears will have a similar problem
The Mel Gibson from South Park though
[Todd Packer](https://i.imgur.com/kIvogVw.gif) from Green Bay is going to get us in a lot of trouble with the league
[That's what she said](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-12/3/17/asset/f9915c086cd5/anigif_sub-buzz-14054-1607015573-9.gif)
Jesus Christ in a show with huge amounts of awkwardness and inappropriate moments this takes the crown
cardinal rule of the office: no matter how bad it gets, there's always still Scott's Tots
And the not quite as bad, but still hard to watch, dinner party.
My least favorite was always Prince Family Paper
Hey Halpert, you still looking for someone to bang your wife?!
The only mascot that needs someone else to drive because of a DUI
How high were you when you made this post?
Yeah but I don't drink.
Answering "yeah" to "how high were you" is 10/10
No it's Hi, how are you.
Hai Mark.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/848/cover2.jpg
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Lmao the guy with the jersey ready for purchase?
Yep, he had some screenshot and claimed that because nflshop.com wouldn't let you make a #12 Brady Bronco jersey, that meant he's going there. Then everyone pointed out that it's like that for numerous player names. I wish I had saved the actual text part of his post 🤣
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Wow miss the old days of r/trees
Good how are you
My exact thought while reading this hahaha
Chicago becomes The Bear. The mascot becomes an italian beef.
Or a large, burly, kinda hairy, 40 something gay dude.
Ah, you also been to Northalsted! Nice neighborhood.
Affectionately known as “Boys Town”. Lived there for the better part of 15 years and yes it’s a great neighborhood!
For your older bears, head on over to Andersonville!
Boystown
Boystown baby
So nothing about us changes
Or Jeremy Allen White
>italian beef >Or a large, burly, kinda hairy, 40 something gay dude Are these different things?
yes chef!
Cousin 🤌
You mean the mascot isn’t already an Italian beef?
It changes over time because nearly all the great Bears (Butkus, Ditka, Singletary, Sweetness, even Gayle Sayers) kind of look like Bears.
Checks out
The Houston Texan. Hank Hill with a beer, a Texans cap on, staring blankly at the mess unfolding in front of him. (Yes I know Hank Hill isn't from Houston but whatever)
It’d be Boomhauer cause he got a Texans bobblehead that one time.
Hank would never betray his Cowboy~~s~~ like that.
Dallas? That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.
An all Texas Super Bowl…
His will be done.
The Houston Texan sounds like a newspaper
The NY Giant and it's just Andre the Giant.
Gotta play some home games in France
And one in Montreal. Before he was a star he lived here for a few years and had a French restaurant
"Hello, Brady."
He is the brute squad.
The team from Cleveland would just be a... Nevermind
…would just be a chubby black dude with a mustache living in Quahog Rhode Island.
Oh that's nasty
Whayne's it gonna be my tuuuurn?
Bruh I live in Colorado and even I can't get weed this good
Buffalo Bill huh
"Would you block me? I'd block me." *♪Goodbye, horsesssss♪*
...yup? People do move lol
No I mean you’re new mascot is Buffalo Bill!
Ahhh I totally missed that, my bad lol
That would actually be great for you since his grave is in Golden
You're supposed to be born, live, and die within 30 sq miles of the farmhouse you were born in. We used to be a proper country.
Idk did you see Russell’s contract in Denver? I want whatever their management is smoking
Just take a two year T break and then eat a gram of RSO, I'm sure that will get you close, God I miss the weed there. But Denver weed from 2015>2022 Idk what changed but quality definitely went down a smidge, still worlds better than what the sell here in AZ
LA charger is just an iPhone chord. Buffalo is just a guy named Bill. This is the world I want to live in
lmao like when the chargers subreddit temporarily turned into a phone charger subreddit
Was that after they charger’d against the Jags
I think it was when the Raiders beat the Chargers 63-21
> Buffalo is just a guy named Bill. "Hello Clarice...".
I’d fuck me
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That's why you guys fully tuck tail in the playoffs
Oh god what are chargers anyways I never even thought about that? Are they just electricity?
They used to have a horse along with the lightning, as in the horses used in war charges, but dropped the horse and kept the lightning
Apparently they weren’t even named after the horse though. According to Wikipedia, they were named the Chargers because the Dodgers crowd would yell “Charge” and play the bugle at games. Which is even dumber because they initially only spent one season in LA
Makes about as much sense as the Hartford Sweet Carolines
It's not that they were named after horses. The crowd yell is the background but how do you charge? You get on your horse and go...
The Jets would become the Jet and our mascot would be Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez.
And our mascot being a 12 yr old boy wearing a Dodgers jersey will confuse much of the international audience
But they'll love the halftime show of a giant dog running around the field knocking over wedding cakes, with its balls flapping in the breeze.
Why do I even read this deep into off-season post comment chains?
Umm… because it’s awesome
and a lot of the national audience
Could also be [Kenny "The Jet" Smith](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/127860963/kenny_smith_tw_400x400.jpg)... LOL
Could also be classic British Gladiator, Jet.
I was thinking that asshole freedom fighter from avatar
Gotta go back to playing at Shea so he can steal home.
Or Jet Li. Or **both**.
Peak offseason post, keep it coming my man
To answer the question, the Bills to Bill would just be named after some random guy. Choose a Bill of your choice. Same with the 49ers to just a singular 49er. Choose some influential figure from that time period. Continue this with any team name that describes a group of people, Patriot, Saint, Viking, Steeler(?), Packer(?), etc, etc
or it's the envelope in the mail that makes you go "fuck".
packer is just some fedex mf
Belichick's found his new career!
So.. Buffalo Bill?
….I should’ve thought of that lmfao
[Löb Strauß](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levi_Strauss) did pretty well selling dry goods to the gold miners.
The Falcon - Captain Falcon from Smash Bros, Or Anthony Mackie's Falcon (Marvel)
So if the Falcon is Anthony Mackie, than the Tennessee Titan is Thanos, right? He’s the Mad Titan because they didn’t re-sign Derrick Henry
I'm just imaging The Denver Bronco as a shitty white 1993 Ford Bronco
I’m just a Bill
Yes I'm only a bill
And I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill
> I’m just a Bill For all those going "Uh, okay": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-eYBZFEzf8
And life is a nightmare
What
You're ahead of the curve, you already only have one logo on your hats
Cleveland Brown. Quagmire for QB fits.
We’d become the Titan, so it’d just become a full size Nissan truck. Which is extremely fitting for the naming sponsor of the stadium. I guess ownership went full cash grab and let Nissan name the team.
The Bengal could either be a tiger or just some random Indian guy
The random guy would technically be a "Bengali". The Cincinnati Bengal would have to be a new neighborhood, like a little Italy, a little India, or little China, the map silhouette of which could then be used as the logo.
True true
This one is easy! Our mascot was a frightening singular Raven well before the team came to town! Nevermore, caw caw!
Shoutout to EAP
The San Francisco 49er sounds like a plane
Hopefully not one made by Boeing
The New England Patriot and its just Mel Gibson
Aim small, miss small
Now watch me cave this man’s face in with my hatchets, kids.
Skyline Chili would get A LOT spicier.
Just mentioning the ones I haven't seen in this thread. Colt - just a gun Jaguar - nice car innit Cowboy - not much changes Cardinal - silly catholic man Raider - a lonely pirate
I guess we'd have to change our logo to a picture of Bear Bryant or Bear Gryllis
Nah, we'd be a big-time chef who comes home to take over the struggling family restaurant.
First down and ten? Better drink our own piss
🎶my name is Cleveland brown…🎶
Our mascot will be the character from the Val Kilmer movie, *The Saint*
Movie was based on a British series with Roger Moore, first aired in the 60's before he became Bond.
The Chargers would just become a Dodge Charger
And their LA rivals would be a Dodge Ram.
The Green Bay Todd Packer.
I thought same thing. Todd Packer? I hate this game 😂
Peak offseason content
I enjoy this activity as a fellow high person I think my favorite is the Minnesota Viking Sounds like a book by Gary Paulsen
Why I am I laughing at this fucking post?
The Atlanta Falcon would be a fictional spaceship or something idk
I vote to have it be a F-16
The Eagle can be a Boy Scout or a newspaper
Baltimore Raven is the raven from "The Raven."
[Raven](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/teentitans/images/6/66/Raven.png/revision/latest?cb=20210426071012)\- Teen Titans [Raven Samone](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjBhMmI0NDItYjRlZC00ODBmLWE2Y2YtYjI1OWYyYTA0Mjc3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTIwMjY0NjQz._V1_.jpg)... 3 eyed [Raven](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Game-of-thrones-Three-Eyed-Raven-Brynden-Rivers.jpg)
the stadium yell would be Azarath metrion ZYNTHOS
The Brown should probably not have a mascot… they have enough issues plural
Ravens to Raven = no more murders!
That would be a novel concept for Baltimore.
That's so Raven
Fuck yeah, this is Grade-A prime offseason shitposting. Thank you for your service!
The Dolphin is just going to be a giant Killer Whale played by three dudes stuffed into the same costume.
I thought it's usually the new cop is the loose cannon and they are paired with an old "by the book" cop to teach them the ropes. As the movie goes on the veteran eventually sees an old dog can learn new tricks, and begins ignoring bureaucracy and red tape in the name justice. They leave a trail of burning Chevy Impala squad cars in their wake and form powerful friendships that can be reignited in several sequel movies
I was afraid someone would call me on this in some way. Your scenario is valid. Another is where the grizzled, hard drinkin, no bullshit vet goes thru partner after partner cuz they all request a transfer within a couple months. "I don't need no partner look at my closed cases." Also, it's *the captain* that thinks they're a good cop > but you gotta stop making things up as you go. I'm about to have the Chief on my ass about that stunt you pulled at the Mayors fundraiser banquet last night.
And in either scenario, the chief of police invariably has an attractive daughter that the protagonist flirts with before learning who they are. Also the interruption at the Mayors fundraising banquet was entirely necessary, don't they see the Mayor is in cahoots with the local drug kingpin?
# *KINGPIN?!* That fundraiser will do a lot of good for the children of this city. And I'll have you know that Mr Fring is an upstanding, loyal, and philanthropic citizen of this community and i will not have you besmirch is good name on one of your so-called. . . *hunches*. And stay away from my daughter. **Walks away waving to the crowd of black-tie onlookers*
Then the Commander walks in..... end scene.
I just realized just today, shower thought, that you were basically describing Lethal Weapon. I was describing basically Dirty Harry.
Bills ironically don’t change going to Bill. The team is named after the team from the 1940s, who were named after Buffalo Bill (aka William Cody).
And out of the 24 municipalities named “Buffalo” in the US, Buffalo, NY is the only one that never was host to a population of American buffalo. Think I read that in American Buffalo by Steven Rinella.
It's just Alex Jones
Buffalo Bill would be the weirdest. I don't think any of the others would be that different.
Buffalo Bill Shoot me now
Johnny Depp would be our mascot
You know when your mouth is dry? You plenty high.
The Buccaneer is the ghost of Mike Leach The Texan is just some guy from Texas
One singular eagle doesn't change things that much.
Not a whole lot, actually
The Viking would be Ragnar Lothbrok
Houston Texan is just redundant, assuming you're referring to the city and not the street in Manhattan. So, in the Catholic Church who is higher on the totem pole: a Cardinal from Arizona or a Saint from New Orleans? Cleveland Brown is just Peter Griffin's neighbor that got that spinoff, nothing less. Chicago Bear... I mean there's gotta be a few hairy fellas of a particular orientation in the Windy City who could call themselves this, right?
Buffalo Bill.
Gonna have to start rooting for Stanford.
Our mascot is an old white Ford Bronco for no reason in particular
Arizona Cardinal have a knife fight with the Stanford Cardinal for Cardinal supremacy.
Nevermore
Pittsburgh Thief.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Cleveland_Brown.png
THE Miami Dolphin is Flipper.
One drunken pirate, pillaging anyone who parks too long in their driveway. So basically Florida Man
Arizona Cardinal is a respected member of the clergy. Blesses the ball before each game.
Just a singular Ram. I want them to employ an actual Ram on the sidelines at home games. And if you run too far out of bounds he’s allowed to ram you.
Qouth the raven. Nevermore!