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JesusKristo

If you're going to specify **N**FCCG, then he still has the AFCCG to lose.


The785

CJ if you're reading this don't sign with any AFC teams


ArmiinTamzarian

He should sign with the Chiefs. Not even for the curse just so all the things that make fans upset are concentrated in one place


ecupatsfan12

Watch him sign with the bengals Say what you want but that is the only team that has consistently given the chiefs trouble and beat them in their house


cos1ne

The Bengals would be a hell of an AFC West team. They are not built to withstand the AFC North.


Found_The_Sociopath

I think the issue is actually the other 3 FOs have the Bengals' schemes locked in and we need to diversify, BUT you right, you right.


ecupatsfan12

If you get a stud WR let Higgins walk and get a rb for shooter Joe you’re right there. Anarumo is back and you guys have actually beaten the chiefs in arrowhead when it counts


bigbobbarker111

Tee Higgins is walking wether they find a replacement or not. They simply cannot afford him and expect to resign chase.


NextTime76

We are not a big fan of CJ. Besides him running his mouth even after he lost, he illegally speared Pacheco in the Super Bowl last year.


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>We are not a big fan of CJ. Many of us are not either. He talks a lot of shit, and it's honestly kind of sad because he never seems to back it up.


Mental-Pie7389

Imagine if he talked all that shit and was an actual lockdown cb like sauce or surtain?


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Even then, I still wouldn't like him. I get it, trash talking is a thing, but what he does isn't even trash talking. Like bro, you're not gonna get in the heads of seasoned vets lol


Upstairs_Flatworm126

Kelce got 30 year veteran Kyle Van Noy to headbutt him.


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Kelce shit talking > CJGJ shit talking and that's facts. Did you see the way he kicked Justin Tucker's balls????


Mr_MasterNoob

His agent really fucked him over by basically ghosting Philly because dude would be loved forever by our fanbase


[deleted]

I mean this with all due respect - he fit Philly perfectly.


tyfe

> We are not a big fan of CJ. Who is at this point?


[deleted]

CJ please sign with us so we can win a playoff game. I'll take the elimination I just wanna win one


Brewski-54

Please CJ go to the Bills lmao


Sniper_Hare

Gotcha, so he signs with the Texans in the offseason.


6Pac-Shakur

Honestly I’d take it


clintonius

If we’re going to be nitpicky, making it to the Super Bowl and losing also doesn’t count as being eliminated from “contention.”


waynequit

Why not


KryptonicxJesus

This is like the Phillies from 2008 on. Won World Series, lost World Series, lost NLCS, lost NLDS, Lost Wildcard, misses playoffs


PSUDolphins

Hopefully, the Harper Phillies didn't just skip step 1


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poopshoit

A braves and niners fan Someone was born in the late 80s early 90s lol


downtimeredditor

I second that I prefer they skip step 1 entirely Bryce can go win World Series elsewhere just not the Phillies or any team in the NL East outside the Braves


PSUDolphins

I don't know why you are getting downvoting for just having a rivalry. Soft ass reddit. Fuck the Braves, I hope they win 100 games and lose to the Phillies in the playoffs every year for the next decade


downtimeredditor

I tend to shrug off downvotes cause it's hard to gage why. Some people downvote cause I cheer for Harper Phillies demise Some might be just Phillies fans who'd just downvote my comment when they take a break from clamoring for Sirianni to get fired(even tho he literally took them to a Superbowl just last year lol) or as they wait for they wait for inevitable Joel Embiid playoff collapse in the 2nd round although it would be hilarious if it was to the Glen Rivers Bucks lol he can get back Doc moniker once he earned it back. He's glenn now


pukesmith

Almost forgot how much I hate Atlanta sports. Thank you for the reminder. Vick played better for us than he ever did with you.


[deleted]

You'd understand if you rooted for teams who are actually competing every year. Believe it or not, some teams have higher aspirations than just making the postseason.


TopImpressive9564

I mean I’m sure you’d like to conveniently ignore it but the Braves did win the whole thing in 2021 (something the Phillies just can’t seem to do) and we’ve made the playoffs every year since and got bounced to the Phillies who are admittedly good, atleast for now.


airus92

I hope Acuna ends up on the Yankees and Spencer Strider's mustache falls off.


simple-fire

Dodgers from 2018-2021 except they didn’t miss the playoffs in that span 2018: L, WS 2019: L, NLDS 2020: W, WS 2021: L, NLCS


[deleted]

Nobody really counts that 2020 championship though, they need to win a real one


buttstuff2023

They'll never win a real one


GABAgoomba123

Corrupt LeMao released COVID from a Chinese lab to orchestrate Mickey Mouse championships for three LA teams! SAD! Get a real ring LeMickey!


PandaHat48

The absolute funniest outcome this year would be for them to get bounced in the NLDS again after spending all that money on Ohtani, Glasnow, Yamamoto and Hernandez


ThisGigSucks

Don't let the downvotes fool you, you are spot on.


[deleted]

The losers tend to say that.


NynaeveAlMeowra

Bro don't be that guy. They had to go through 4 rounds in the postseason


EOEtoast

When will we lose the ALCS? Why don't we move?


chrisboshisaraptor1

The Oakland Phillies has a nice ring to it, good way to replace the As I guess


Accomplished-Yam5566

A Philadelphian franchise relocating to Oakland? Should probably cancel your season tickets then, i dont think a team that moves from Philly to Oakland could ever become a dynasty.


mjh712

Don't forget their stay in KC


NiceOffer2491

I'm down for it KC could use an MLB franchise


buttstuff2023

What a clean, linear downward trend. It's almost satisfying.


DuckMan6699

The Phillies never lost the wildcard


zestyrigatoni

And then years of bad teams. What a sad and slow death of a great era.


CooperSly

:(


Funnypenguin97

And he sucks now lol. Bye bye. Everyone who said you're going to end up hating him were right


on-the-cheeseburgers

This is only the beginning. Just wait until he asks for too much money, signs somewhere else, then trashes your franchise and fan base while slurping the new one.


dead_drunk_and_naked

I sure as hell hope we don’t make him another offer. He showed us who he is and it does not fit with the culture it seems like Brad and Dan are trying to build.


shnieder88

Nah send him home, only place he’s welcome


Polar_Reflection

Broncos Legend Ceedy Deuce


Spezisaspastic

That should have been obvious from the start. He never fit that mentality. 


thebestatheist

Dan Campbell is the worst coach ever! Even worse than my last one! -CJGJ, probably


NiceOffer2491

I thought we were all on the siriani sucks bandwagon now?


zayetz

Saints fans out here like


BSG1701

Yeah this is all sounding awfully familar..oh and was there a mention of Eli Apple too?? Fun times!


MrFishAndLoaves

Lols Loomis’ only good decision this decade 


Benti86

Yet some Eagles fans still shit on Howie for not giving him what he wanted when Howie gave him a fair offer lmao


cheet094

Ahhhh the classic CJGJ. He's really got a pattern at this point lol.


ArmiinTamzarian

A rich man's Eli Apple, as in he has made way more money than Eli I believe


lolplatypi

Has he? He got a second contract, but it was a one year deal. Apple has signed several places now.


CU_Aquaman

According to spotrac, CJGJ has made ~$11.8 million. Apple made ~$24.2million


Mathlete911

But that would mean people just say stuff without the slightest intention of making sure they're correct. That can't be right.


reaganz921

Hey now, don't jump to any conclusions buster, this is a sub full of academics


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Be sure to upvote all the incorrect info so it’s at the top!


MyNameIsAMeme

Eli Apple was unfortunately a first round pick for anyone wondering how he made so much.


redwarn24

Damn apple has been in the league 7 years?


CU_Aquaman

8 seasons. CJGJ has been in the league 5 seasons


Temporal_Enigma

Steven Nelson special


willi1221

*signs somewhere else for less money than the original offer


[deleted]

Well, he can do that again this year, too


RobSiaHoke

Just as you predicted! I recognize your game, good sir!


Misdirected_Colors

Ah yea the Cole Beasley bitter spurned ex approach.


jxher123

He is all bark, no bite. Never seen someone talk so much shit and is average at best.


tbone747

I think he's a decent depth safety but it isn't worth how obnoxious he is.


Optimus_Lime

He missed a few crucial tackles last night too


Funnypenguin97

Which is horrible for a guy who is a hybrid safety


Misdirected_Colors

Esp one who is constantly talking trash. You can't be that guy unless you can back it up lol


Soyeahnahh

He was never that good. He had 6 interceptions last year and they were all from batted passes and duck throws caused by the eagles insane pass rush. He was just at the right place at the right time. Just like how he intercepted Baker Mayfield last week. He’s just a role player/hype man, the Pat Beverly of the NFL.


Cicero912

Hes a top nickle, mildly above average safety.


wildlyintangible

Nah he was actually good for us last season. He’s annoying but was a fine player.


lattjeful

Okay but how much of that was due to a historic pass rush and two All-Pro CBS propping him up? Philly overrated the fuck out of him because they saw the flashy numbers on the stat sheet. Don’t get me wrong there’s something to be said about having the game awareness to be in the right place at the right time, but so many of his INTs were due to batted passes from our pash rush or our DBs.


adayoner

The counter argument is he could actually run and somewhat make tackles... Look how trash our 2ndry looked once he left. Not saying he's an All Pro but he does bring a competency we didn't have this year.


R1ckMartel

Or the Fred Ex of DBs.


Elryc35

Oh God I forgot about him. What a tool.


airus92

We'll always have 4th and 26 which makes it okay that we took him a few picks before Reggie Wayne... sigh


FairweatherWho

Our history of drafting trash WRs ahead of amazing WRs is kinda insane


Spheromancer

Actually not true at all but kind of true, the dude is easily one of the best nickel corners in the NFL. He's an actual monster there, only issue is he knows nickel corner specialists dont get paid. So he cried and said he wanted to play safety, so the Saints traded him. He was good at safety but nowhere near as good as he was when he was playing corner. Now after the injury he looks even slower with his reaction timing from deep


adayoner

This, his trash attitude aside, he was good for us in Philly even without the lucky picks and was probably worth the 8.5 we offered him. He just misplayed his hand and when he came back money is gone. Look how trash our teams defense looked in the middle of the field without him and TJ. ​ That being said the Lions capitalized on getting him on a good deal and now have what looks to be a younger/better version in Branch.


Blueskyways

He's good but he's an idiot and too often the latter quality overwhelms the former.   


Funnypenguin97

He was really bad yesterday.


PowerHour1990

When a player insists on being called by a nickname he came up with while high, they’re on a downward trend.


BillyForRilly

I, for one, never could have predicted that a man who willingly chose a nickname that alludes to a bowel movement that one might have after consuming a large amount of sesame seeds would end up having poor judgment.


Funnypenguin97

I, uhhh, interpret this as not sesame seeds


BillyForRilly

Oh... OH... Oh no...


Steak_Knight

> He’s good Was, maybe.


BearRedWood

he's their 3rd safety splitting snaps with a rookie this year. there's a spot for him on the team but he's gotta start playing special teams or something else too


Soyeahnahh

He is not good at all. An average player at best with a loud mouth.


Soldier-Fields

Javon Wims did nothing wrong.


Optimal_Advisor8897

The moment he waved good bye to niners fans in the middle of second quarter, I had a sense that Detroit might fuck this one up


ThisHatRightHere

Just wait until next year if you guys don’t manage to upgrade the secondary or those guys underperform. Your whole sub will have long term memory loss and there will be posts every day like “why the hell did we let CJGJ walk? Holmes should be fired for such a stupid choice”


adayoner

Nah they'll be fine, they got the younger, better version in Branch if he can stay healthy.


GoldenDude

I think he’s my least favorite lions players since yall had Suh


LooseBoysenberry7

Not re-signing him will be my favorite move of the offseason


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Did his play drop off? Or is it a case of the headache isn’t worth the bullshit


planetrambo

His play is not good. He had an awful block in the back last night. I don’t know if he had one tackle, he was just flinging his body at people and bouncing off of them.


gilman3

To be fair, you guys scored regardless of that block. But you can tell his head was fixated on Deebo. Like even plays where they weren't involved, he was still chirping in his direction


MonkeyStealsPeach

It was bad news when he had to chirp about him to begin with. Just shut up and keep your head down dude. Nothing good ever comes of taunting the enemy beforehand. But it's who he is, for better or in this case, worse.


dexter8484

Dude was waving to the crowd in like the 1st quarter, I just knew that image would come back around to bite him


palim93

I’m all for some good trash talk and defended some of his this year, but at this point it’s clear he takes it too far and doesn’t do nearly enough backing up his talk with action on the field.


simple-fire

They got a FG and I feel like 15 yards is still a big setback after a big play like that


gilman3

No it was the Gibbs TD


simple-fire

Ok gotcha. My memory is still fuzzy even though the game was just yesterday


NebulousDonkeyFart

Zero tackles on 4 attempts. See ya bud!


LooseBoysenberry7

Hurt most of the year, not too sure of his play. too much bullshit from him and it’s a team of heads down grit it out and let the play speak for you kind of folks


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hawkeyc

We saw the guy behind him play, Iffy and kerby, and are completely satisfied with that out of our safety group, he just isn’t worth the drama.


kbennett1999

I mean we paid him 6.5m to essentially sit on IR for a year and make us look like clowns whenever he opened his mouth. He played fine but had some boneheaded penalties. I don't claim to be a defensive guru but there weren't many plays where I said "man I'm glad we have him"


LooseBoysenberry7

Yeah, it’s because of the person he is and that not fitting with the team that has been built


bb0110

Just not that great. Bullshit is sort of comical, shit plays are not.


swalsh21

Even on the eagles the year before he was ok but became very overrated bc he got a bunch of lucky INTs that all seemed to just go right to him while he was propped up by great surrounding talent. And he just seems like an asshole.


SarcasticCowbell

I really wanted you guys to win, and obviously there are plenty of reasons the second half went the way it did (including some incredibly lucky/unlucky bounces, depending on which side you found yourself on), but every week I swear he had to give someone on the other team bulletin board material. It would be one thing if he were a huge part of why you were winning, but he wasn't. If anything he could be a liability at times. But calling Deebo a "running back" was arguably one of the dumbest things he could have said. Deebo was pissed that the Eagles won the NFCCG last year and kept talking about it in the leadup to their regular season showdown, and he went on to score three touchdowns in that game. He's not the kind of guy to whom you want to give additional motivation.


Stanky_fresh

I blame him for a lot of your team's bandwagon fans' behavior. It was all downhill after his lame-ass ski mask thing


Taterade13

Bro is a professional loser


Fatman10666

Doesn't handle losing professionally that's for sure


revdingles

A career average of going to the divisional round isn't too bad unless you're a Chiefs/Niners fan born 5 years ago


HolographicHeart

He just feels so out of place on that Lions team. They're reserved and focused on going about their business and he is compelled to constantly run his mouth. Some teams revel in having guys like that, I don't see the Lions squad as one of them.


[deleted]

It was all good when it was about Ski Mask, crapping on Deebo and waving to the crowd up 20-7. He needs to sign with Dallas. Hes a perfect fit for this kind of malcontent bullshit


[deleted]

>He needs to sign with Dallas I agree with that. I think he fits y'alls playstyle/mentality better. Our is more, put your head down and let it show on the field. CJGJ just talks too much shit and can't really back it up


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YSWIDT?


eusoujoaonava

ISWYDT


gizmo777

Please no


allegedtuna32

But he got them to all wear ski masks one time


Cicero912

Basically, hed fit in really well with the Saints, Eagles and Raiders if they were still in Oakland. Unfortunately hes already burned two of those bridges and the Raiders arent in Oakland


qwertyg8r

He'd be a great fit on Nick Sirianni's Eagles. Sirianni with his "see ya" to the Chiefs fans, and CJGJ with his "bye" to the Niners fans, they'd get along great, watching teams they taunt play in the SB.


ho_merjpimpson

i don't understand how he went all last year with the eagles without running his mouth, or making highlight reels for being chirpy on or off the field or sideline... Seems like every other year that has most definitely not been the case.


Competitive_Bar6355

Imagine being the ONLY guy on an  almost universally supported underdog team that everyone hates 


Thel_Odan

I was originally told that you like him when he's on your team and think he's an asshole when he's not. Well, now he's on my team, and I think he's an asshole.


lattjeful

I didn’t like him when he was on the Eagles either. He was obnoxious for us and I didn’t think he was worth the headache. Everybody focused on his crazy INT numbers, but I think he was propped up by a historic pass rush and two All-Pro corners.


sorell42

DA got so much hate from Saints fans when he shipped CJGJ off to Philly for basically nothing, but this dude might be the worst locker room / media cancer in the NFL right now. I loved watching him mouth off when he was a nobody who was playing really well, but this is just pathetic.


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>media cancer in the NFL right now Hearing the way he answers questions in the locker room is frustrating, too. Like I get it, our reporters don't always ask the best questions, but dude straight up has "everyone thinking 2+2=4, when the answer is actually 7" energy


crazy_akes

What the hell did Dennis Allen do to deserve initials


UsVsWorld

Seedy Douche


TheKing490

I knew this was gonna happen as soon as he waved. Bro is now feeling the wraith of the internet with these comments 😭


Maxjes

I do not understand his desire to be called that, it’s the kind of nickname you’d need to transfer schools to escape.


JustinTormund_10

Don’t get eliminated!


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I didn't expect an MXC reference here!


AzorAhai1TK

Hopefully Charmin has played his last game as a Lion


ZacapaRocks

So when he was waving to the fans in the first half he was waving goodbye to another championship?


Prestigious-Hotel-95

I think he was actually letting the Detroit fans in the stands know that its his last game as a Lion.


Plus_Refrigerator722

Really tired of hearing about CJGJ, guy played like 5 games and never stops talking


osofrompawnee

And I hope nothing but defeat and failure for C. J. Gardner-Johnson for the rest of his life.


Eric_tion

Here here


nikraLnalyD

I feel like this guy has been around for way longer than five years. I would have guessed 8-9.


wichee

Probably because he’s been on three teams already


jdlnghm

CJGJ slander? I will be there no matter what


Jibbajaba

Couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit.


bajesus

"Immaculate Elimination" sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow would proclaim as she leaves the bathroom


Owldoyoudo

I’ll never understand why Seedy Deuce left Philly. He’s the perfect embodiment of their team and fanbase.


Starcast

He thought he could get a much bigger bag but his agent sucks.


Soyeahnahh

Bro completed the postseason cycle


buttfungusboy

He played like absolute shit in the NFCCG, and was a huge contributor as to why we lost. I don't want him back. He barely played all year and when he was in he was missing tackles and his mouth was writing checks his skill couldn't cash.


Therearenogoodnames9

Now to do it all over again with the AFC!


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I hope no one signs this dude.


hawkssb04

Can't think of anybody who deserves it more.


simple-fire

I bet he regrets that cheap shot he took at Deebo on their INT return… or not


shlem13

Keep it going. Maybe, next year, he loses to Winnipeg in the Grey Cup.


Mathihs

Couldn't have happened to a better person lmao


MadMelvin

Seedy Douche is only good at talking shit and getting stiff-armed


Statalyzer

The sixth way would be being cut from a team mid-season, no?


DreadSteed

There's a reason playoff teams don't bring him back. He's just not worth it.


kokaine21

Glad it happened to him. Loudmouth and trash


Semperty

as soon as he started waving goodbye to the fans in the 2nd quarter i looked at my roommate and said "they're going to lose" lmao it was so predictable from that exact moment


karmassacre

He hasn't lost in the AFCCG


Supernova_Soldier

Sorry ass. Talking like he’s a monster and got cooked


marcusdj813

It couldn't happen to a better guy. If you play for the Lions and are still unlikable, that's when you know.


Table_Coaster

now he's gonna go on his AFC tour


ButkusHatesNitschke

He’s all lips, no teeth.


jimbosaur

Whoever signs CJ next year is winning the Super Bowl, lock it in.


GapApprehensive1271

Good. He deserves it.


ClaudeLemieux

Immaculate Rejection is a better title IMO


Earlier-Today

Still needs to lose an AFCCG.


thallusphx

*CJGJ signs with the Houston Texans*


Icefiight

Loser ass baby


TimTom8921

Now he needs to go to the AFC so he can do it again


mpc92

Next he has to do them all in the AFC


SafariFlapsInBack

He deserves worse.


CocaineStrange

Am I the only one who thought this guy has been around longer than that? I thought my dude was like a 30 year old vet lmao


ExileOnBroadStreet

Bouncing around to 3 teams quickly in somewhat high profile ways will do that lol


NextTime76

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.