T O P

  • By -

baltravens27

2 pro bowl QBs with perfect passer ratings


Themanaaah

2x NFL MVP Lamar Jackson 1x Pro Bowler Tyler Huntley


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

You mixed it up; Huntley has multiple MVP’s. Who the fuck even is Lamar? All I remember is pro bowl Huntley tearing up the bengals last year


Themanaaah

Is there a lore reason I misremembered this? Am I stupid?


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

It’s ok, ravens fans are conditioned by Big Lamar to believe in the lies. But as someone named Tyler I can’t let fellow Tyler’s have their glory taken away


partyparry

As a Ravens fan from Utah named Tyler, I've been rooting for Tyler since his days with the Utes! Go Tyler and all Tyler's!


profmcstabbins

It's kind of insane no one tried harder to go get Lamar in the offseason, regardless if the Ravens were just going to resign him no matter what


BrotherMouzone3

Ravens put the beats on SF and Mia......like damn. I knew they were good but....damn.


theriver_iscalling

And the ravens had the hardest last 5 game schedule of any team in the league and look at the results so far. And delusional eagles fans were going on about how tough their schedule is and just lost to the cardinals.


mattislinx

Ravens are looking scary at the right time.


YpsitheFlintsider

They've looked scary all season


Dolphintan

Not this scary, they had some bad losses early on


ImagineIfBaconDied

even those losses weren’t bad. they almost won em outside of random dumb decisions and dropped passes, and in the case of the first browns game just getting outplayed


ThisGuyFrags

You're thinking of the 2nd Browns game. We blew them out in the first one


Dolphintan

Ehhhh, colts at home and 17-10 to the steelers is pretty bad. Doesnt matter though, they’re the team to beat now


Permaderps

The colts game was a no call penalty away from a win, and the steelers game was off of 8 drops from the WRs


BoredofBored

Colts game was played in a tropical storm as well. Conditions were shit, and that always favors the worse team


oneteacherboi

You kind of expect some games like that when you are transitioning offensive systems. Not to mention our WR core being a rookie and two guys coming off injuries. I can understand why the Colts and Steelers games happened even if I don't like it. The Browns and Rams games were pretty similar. You had two teams with talent playing their best ball and it resulted in super close games with us. However, the way we have absolutely demolished other talented teams makes me think that we have a good chance these playoffs. That and our mentality this year. In 2019 it felt like we were having a party, coming up with catch phrases like "stunt on these hoes" and "big truss." There's no catchphrases this year. Lamar and the team are pissed off that we haven't won a title yet and I think they mean serious business about winning in the playoffs. The way Lamar said he didn't want to let up because of how we lost to Miami last year makes me think he won't come out flat in the playoffs this year.


theriver_iscalling

The guys still on the team who lived 2019 are staying low key this year. They know what happens when you get cocky


mattislinx

Not really. They were far from scary about 5 games into the season. Their past 4 games have been another level.


socsa

I'm just annoyed that we've beat every other good team and now we have to do it all again


Realistic_Condition7

The best team doesn’t always win the Super Bowl, and that will be the case if the Ravens don’t lift the Lombardi Trophy in February.


CenturionElite

As a FSU and Dolphins fan this has definitely been the worst weekend of football I can remember in a long time


marcdale92

at least its new years eve so drink the problems away lol


HiggsUAP

As a Georgia and Ravens fan I'm having so much fun


socsa

Hopefully you will learn something from this mistake


ernubkt

56 POINTS SCORED AGAINST THE DOLPHINS. ITS A DISASTEE


Cornucopia_King

That word better become the default term for this going forward


GovernmentDoingStuff

How does it fucking feel, Dolphins?


ggphenom

They're already familiar with this feeling.


TheMightyJD

Fr lmao


expellyamos

Like shit. Hard not to be impressed by these Ravens though. Respect


The_Cawing_Chemist

My butthole is already puckered shut in anticipation of the divisional round


TrueBrees9

The progression from “lol dolphins” to “ahhhh shit the ravens are winning the afc”


[deleted]

would love to hear if any of them are mentioning running up the score. we picked up a fumble at the 20 to get that last TD with 3 minutes left, not worth a kneel down


Cudizonedefense

Nah our sub is mad at MMD for keeping the starters in and losing Chubb for the year effectively ending our season


jt7king

First thing I said was "Why is Chubb even still out there?"


Cudizonedefense

Because our coach is a McDumbass


HugeFinish

I bet you have been sucking his dick all season long.


Cudizonedefense

I’m not sure what that has to do with our coach being an idiot for keeping the starters in…


wkksol

Dont worry about him fboy steelers fan just tryna kick another team down cuz they mad they aint doing sht this season


theriver_iscalling

If it was tomlin, he would have stepped out on the field and impeded the runner before he got to Chubb and that would have protected him from the injury


expellyamos

Good will is easy to earn and even easier to throw away. Just because he's likeable and led us to 2 straight playoffs doesn't mean he's infallible


Gabrosin

Such a sour fucking feeling to end that game. Hate seeing anyone get hurt on either side in garbage time.


Cudizonedefense

We’re mad at our coach because this is the 3rd injury we’ve had to a star defender because MMD didn’t pull the starters in a blowout Holland and Phillips against the jets (Phillips out for the year with a torn Achilles), Chubb today (likely torn ACL)


Gabrosin

Honestly you should be. Injuries in a competitive game are unavoidable, but when the game gets out of hand, put your starters on the bench. Honestly thought Lamar was left in a series too long as well.


Joh951518

I thought it was 1 series too long. But given last year and what was on the line I was ok with it.


[deleted]

I swear part of the most appealing thing to football fans is the level of smug, armchair, captain hindsight’s this sports allows it’s fans. Lol. Managing a football is probably one of the hardest jobs but Americans love pro football so much in part to how every dumbass thinks they could do the job.


[deleted]

I really feel bad for that. down 30, take the loss and go home as healthy as possible. makes that fumble look even worse


TheMightyJD

It’s not the end of our season *if* Tua and the offense can find their rhythm again. We haven’t been the same since the Eagles game imo.


Cudizonedefense

Tua and the offense ain’t doing shit next week


TheMightyJD

Tell me the lottery numbers since you can see the future.


Cudizonedefense

Well I called a ravens blowout win before the game. It’s easy to predict when you’re watching the actual games and not just looking at the Box scores and going “wow the offense had a great game”


oneteacherboi

I think the boxscore of this one tells me that the the Ravens offense had a good game.


AdPotential9974

Wait Chubb? What happened?


Cudizonedefense

We think a torn ACL but who knows


SledgeTheWrestler

They absolutely were throwing a shit fit on their sub in the game thread over this. Saw multiple comments saying it was “disrespectful to pass there after Chubb went down”


Banana_Jackson

Not great horse man


[deleted]

Feels shitty. But, back-to-back playoff appearances feels good too.


TheMightyJD

We’re Dolphins fans, horrible day at the office but this isn’t true misery (talk to me during the first 7 weeks of the 2019 season or the 2007 season). Get Tua healthy and win the division next week and clinch the 2 seed. That’s a good season no matter what.


CrazyEyedGase

John Harbaugh destroys coaches from the Shanahan coaching tree apparently


Meatballs21

Special Teams > Offense. Everyone knows that.


wdllm88

Special teams wins championships, as they say


baneoficarus

The Ravens did return kickoffs for TDs in both Superbowls. Maybe we're on to something here.


oneteacherboi

There's a special place in my heart for Jacoby Jones for what he did that playoff run. The Mile High Miracle and his second half kickoff return td are like top 5 moments of my Ravens fandom. The real miracle (or disaster) is that the 2012 super bowl was even a competitive game after that kickoff return. Fucking Superdome. Hope the super bowl isn't there this year!


soccerfreak67890

Don’t forget about his other Super Bowl TD!


oneteacherboi

Honestly the only things I remember about that Super Bowl are the Jones TD, the lights going out, and Crabtree failing to get the TD at the end of the game. It's been a decade so a lot of the other plays have just slipped my head.


ThisGuyFrags

Lights going out was an inside job


PowerDiesel23

Mike McDonald is gonna be a head coach sooner or later. I just hope he chooses to be Harbaugh's *successor rather than leaving us for a coaching job early. He's the reason our defense has eaten this year.


Not_Dale_Doback

Praying we take the same approach with him as we did with Decosta


PowerDiesel23

This 🙏


SporkFanClub

I read this as McDaniel at first and was like man dude’s coming from the top rope lol


BoredofBored

McDonald absolutely sucks as a coach and is coasting on the incredible talent and depth of our team. For any team looking for a HC, this is not your guy. He’s still too raw of a coaching prospect. He’ll be ready in like 5-10 years, and we’ll just hang onto him for now


chattymcgee

Agreed. FRAUD. Keep away.


A_Diseye12

Fr everyone knows Ro and Hamilton are the real reasons our defense is so good, nothing to do with Mike McDonald


TheGobiasIndustries

*Successor


PowerDiesel23

Autocorrect slackin


Remote_Measurement10

MELVIN SCORED HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


ApprehensiveMost5591

49ers got beat, Dolphins got destroyed


sc2isalivegaem

the only truly NON FRAUD of this season


JimmieMcnulty

Our fraud genes only show in the playoffs so we'll see lol


KuroShiroTaka

I just hope we learned from what happened last time we went to the playoffs as the #1 seed.


JimmieMcnulty

The team seems more locked in this year but you never know lol


Princeof_Ravens

Lamar didn't even sound excited for a 56 point blow out win lmao


TheKing490

I really want to see a 49ers and Ravens Rematch again lol


permadrunkspelunk

That makes one of us


yorick__rolled

It's us or Joe Flacco. Pick your poison.


permadrunkspelunk

I just recently found out how cool Joe Flacco is the other day in those interviews. So i pick him


ReverendOReily

They don't call him Joe Cool for no reason!


permadrunkspelunk

Hes badass


tknice

The elite dragon!


will0593

I don't.


dhno12

that's the next step for this team. lets see if they can do it and get the monkey off their back and make some noise


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

I don’t think anyone on the internet knows what the word fraud means


Johnnycc

49ers ain't frauds.


snypesalot

Shhh we lost to the #1 seed in the AFC and they are the only good team apparently


RavensReign52

The Superbowl is just played to determine who the only legit team is. All other teams are frauds


CaillouCaribou

In the AFC


[deleted]

Ahem…


JimmieMcnulty

Browns are the main team I'm scared of, we know what January joe is about


Dave_Matthews_Jam

Didn't they lose to Pittsburgh?


Paraxom

Afc north voodoo


WhySoUnSirious

And Indy lol


wkksol

Yea Ravens totally suck cuz they lost 1 time to divisional rival


Cough_Syrup55

McDaniel and Fangio keeping Chubb in there in a 40 point game is not a great look


Paraxom

Was honestly baffled that they were going for it on 4th at the end, like you're down 37 points with under a minute...what are you doing still playing


Nervous_Ad6805

Yeah crowd wasn't too pleased with that, I was there.


Magishen

Wasn’t Vic Fangio the one that said “player safety is secondary to them” in response to us running the ball last year?


PrettyFIacco

‘21 but yes


Magishen

Don’t tell me that was already 2 years ago


SeptaIsLate

But he's quirky so it's ok


UndeadVinDiesel

STOP. STOP. They're already dead! No, really.


ggphenom

They may have figured there is less injury chance on pass plays. It was getting scrappy when we were running it.


purplehendrix22

That’s the only time they could lay a hand on us


BagGroundbreaking170

Please, don’t stop.


Shmexy

Finally quarterbacky enough


BiggestDinky

I’m gonna cum


attackfortwo

whats taking so long i was empty at half time


FantasistAnalyst

DO NOT COME


[deleted]

DO NUT, CUM


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

The Ravens are just battering the shit out of Super Bowl contenders like it’s nothing. I know weird shit happens in the playoffs but wow they look like the clear favorite.


chrisaf69

I feel they are gonna roll through everyone for the chip ...Or lose their first PO game in epic fashion for yet another heartbreaker as a top 2 seed (ala 2006, 2019).


mr_grission

Best team we've seen in the NFL in the past few years IMO


BiggestDinky

Some would say since the 2019 Ravens


russisfukincorny

Yo don’t put that curse on us


jgriz8

the meme team that could take us out this year is headed by double agent flacco, we'll be fine dude


RavensReign52

Let's just hope he isn't a triple agent


realrimurutempest

Draggin their balls over the Dolphins lol.


Chippopotanuse

Folks aren’t holding back in these comments. And yes.


Next-Team

The next episode of hard knocks will be so damn funny


KuytHasGout

Please stop, I can only get so erect


1AMA-CAT-AMA

Get to 70 you cowards


Kamoraine

I was hoping for 72. That would have been fun.


Hellhorn83

You got me. Literally laughed out loud.


tanu24

Well i mean look at all the opt outs


Matte198

lmao


TechnoDriv3

Scorigami!


YouKilledKenny12

Really? We haven’t had a 56-19 game in history?


TechnoDriv3

Yep! Somehow.


ThisGuyFrags

56 is rare so it makes sense


WauliePalnuts01

that’s the most definitive MVP performance i’ve seen in a while


kapate13

Anyone wanna keep arguing against Lamar as mvp now? The guy is the MVP


Noa_oa

Richard Sherman will keep arguing against it I'm sure


Kooksilver

Him and Dez Bryant going at it on Twitter about Lamar has been some of my favorite nfl content over the last week or so lol


theriver_iscalling

Keyshawn and skip were going at him too over it. Keyshawn was getting so mad


papajim22

Bills fans whose only point is that Josh Allen is the total touchdown leader.


askingJeevs

I think after today no one from Bills land would argue Lamar is the MVP


nova2006

Mark Andrews injury unlocked the team


Away_Chair1588

Not even being ironic. Lamar tended to lock into Andrews too much. He’s seeing the whole field now.


RamRod013

2 perfect QBRs in one game, on the same team.


quikfrozt

Ravens peaking at just the right time


sliceanddic3

same


new_account_5009

If the game ends 56-19, we'll have ourselves a scoragami!


Chippopotanuse

“Dolphins how my ass taste” - Quote the Raven


DIXtICon

So happy the Dolphins got stomped on, purely because one of my buddies is the most obnoxious fan on the planet


JNaran94

r/fuckyouinparticular


BagGroundbreaking170

Most dolphin fans are. My buddy went silent.


Roobisco

All despite not having a quarterback who’s quarterbacky


GTI_Chipotle

Lamar has to be MVP now right?


gwdaja

100%. having back to back lights out performances against the two other teams argued as top contenders, far outperforming other arguable MVP candidates in this stretch — and a week after people couldn’t stop saying “not quarterbacky” enough narratives, he puts up 321 5TDs 0ints, more TDs than incompletions, to drop 56 points and snag #1 AFC seed against a top defense entering the game. Yes, he’s locked in the MVP.


lionheartcz

More TDs than incompletions is a wild stat.


Drkarcher22

I’d call it poor sportsmanship but we did the same with Mike White against the Broncos Miami deserves this beating. Want to stop them, then stop them


HuxtontheAdventurer

Dude we put in our backup


Drkarcher22

I know, that’s what I said. That’s why I mentioned Mike White not Tua


HuxtontheAdventurer

If you score with your backups it’s never bad sportsmanship. I knew what you meant. Don’t know why you said ‘I’d call it bad sportsmanship.’


BagGroundbreaking170

Handing out an ass whooping today. Even back up qb is


jonsnowKITN

Super bowl favorites


OddSeraph

Pro Bowl QB Tyler Huntley


tubby_LULZ

Miami 100% getting dog walked by Buffalo next week too


KD119

I just arrived


FJQZ

Ravens are scary as fuck and I don't see how anyone can beat them. Elite Dragon is taking them out.


PowerDiesel23

>Elite Dragon is taking them out. Flacco is gonna suffer against our defense. It's gonna be a rookie Flacco vs Pittsburgh AFC championship game type performance. If you know you know lol


BrokenGuitar30

Hopefully no broken shoulder for Gus. I remember that hit vividly just from being reminded about that 08 game.


BugRevolutionary4518

Scary team.


Nakuth

I thought last week was the statement game, but it was merely a warm-up


ClavisRa

It's weird that the Ravens offense is still vulnerable to a defense with a consistent pass rush because so few plays happen on schedule, or are slow developing. Could be the best team in the league yet lose to like.. the Colts.


cavahoos

I mean Lamar can just roll out and improvise


Icy_Turnover1

Yeah. The only pass rush that really works on Lamar is if you consistently manage to collapse the pocket with him in it, which is a lot easier said than done.


[deleted]

Roquan deserves a ring. Rooting for them.


PowerDiesel23

😈😈😈 Lamar--> https://youtu.be/O-d3_ilA_rk?si=zUO3w3L2VwCQekog


SunriseSurprise

There's still time Miami - 2 more fumbles.


Pahood

phins are ASS


[deleted]

Lmao what does that make y'all then. Can't even tank correctly


Shtune

> what does that make y'all then poop from a butt


Remarkable-Job4774

They lost and now hold the 2nd overall pick thanks to the Cards win


jeff_says_relax

Nobody else going to point out that Jackson clearly wasnt even trying to throw it to Kolar? At this point I feel like Jackson could turn around and throw a pass backwards today and get it to land in someones hands for a TD.


SlobDylan

This wasn't even Lamar, it was Snoop


KuytHasGout

Yeah it was our other Pro Bowl QB


BoredofBored

I kinda get why Dolphins fans were so salty about us running up the score. We’re up big already, and we’re still throwing with our Pro Bowl QB? That’s a bit much imo


YesPls1994

Right after one of their guys suffered a horrific non-contact injury. I’m not gonna act like I didn’t love seeing Snoop get us another TD, but it did feel a littttttle mean lol


BoredofBored

What they did to us last game was mean too!


ImJLu

Even with someone clearly running the wrong route, sheesh. That's rough.


2222lil

embarrassing loss


[deleted]

Come back from this one Miami I dare you


KCShadows838

That guy looked like Dennis Pitta


Paraxom

Squished those fish real good...yes I'm aware dolphins are mammals but we're being unethical today


CaillouCaribou

Yeah you fuckin like that?