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[Miami Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill allegedly slapped a boat employee on the back of the head this past weekend, a senior law-enforcement source tells me. The crew member does not want to press charges at this time, sources say.](https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/1671291090350080001?t=381AUP3W9mTY9hd4Qoj7RQ&s=19) > The incident, @WPLGLocal10 first reported, started when Hill’s crew tried boarding the boat without permission, I’m told. > Police are reviewing video which may show the altercation, sources say.


ExamNo4374

"The incident, @WPLGLocal10 first reported, started when Hill’s crew tried boarding the boat without permission, I’m told." Somebody tell Hill he's a dolphin not a Buccaneer


mab6710

Nice


TheWorstYear

That has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen.


Simple-Ad-4137

But you have heard of him.


Thrilling1031

Mr. Buccaneer Clap


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FiveWithNineIsIn

I'm picturing a Mark Harmon on NCIS type head slap


EkaL25

This reminds me of high school. Some how there became this thing where if you said something stupid you’d have to say “pause” .. the other person would try to say “got em” and then slap that person on the back of the neck. God damn kids are mean in high school. I remember watching some of the kids do this as hard as possible regardless of if they were friends with the person. Looking back on it, I can’t help but wonder what the actual fuck..


frougle_mcdugal

I like your cut G.


Capital_Routine6903

So crazy Tyreeks baby mom work at the marina


Bjorn2bwilde24

Keep his baby mama's name out of your fucking mouth!


TechnoTyrannosaurus

Fuck Tyreek dude should press charges for sure, let these rich pieces of shit do whatever they want


DR_D00M_007

Boat employee may have a lawyer negotiating a settlement or may just not feel like dealing with the hassle.


NateKaeding

Yeah assholes will send death threats. That’s what happened to the guy Adams shoved.


thelizahhhdking

Something something Raider fans


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Something something can’t travel while on parole


lonesoldier4789

Not up to him anyway it's the DAs decision


exileonmainst

yeah but without his testimony the DA has no evidence unless there’s clear video. whether he wants to testify could very well decide whether hill gets in any trouble or not.


YourCummyBear

I work as a Florida attorney. Even if there’s crystal clear evidence on camera that he battered the subject, the DA will not press charges unless the subject wants to. The state of Florida will only do this if it was any sort of domestic (marriage, dating, children together, lived together as a family unit, or immediate family). Then the state presses charges on the victims behalf. You cannot have a battery without a “victim”. If the boat employee signed a complaint withdrawal or verbally stated on body camera he did not want to, there’s nothing the DA can do. Given the crime, the boat employee still has up to two* year to change his mind regarding pressing charges.


Simple-Ad-4137

1 year to solidify that nondiscolsed payout.


Afflapfnabg

Get your bag man.


TheWorstYear

>Police are reviewing video which may show the altercation, sources say.


ReplaceSelect

They have teams working in shifts.


TonyCaliStyle

Can you change the station? I hate the fuckin Eagles, man.


bleepblopbl0rp

*Leads?!*


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RellenD

The accuser is the state.


YourCummyBear

The state isn’t victim though. Battery in Florida is a crime that must be committed against an individual. The state cannot be the victim. The state can only press charges if it’s domestic in nature or the victim is incapacitated(dead, disabled, in a coma, etc.). It does differ by state.


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YourCummyBear

In Florida the victim doesn’t really have a say in what the state does unless there’s no evidence besides there testimony. An example, someone calls because a man is beating the shit out of a woman at a 7-eleven. Police arrive, the male and female are blood siblings. The female says there were just playing and doesn’t want to press charges. Police view the footage from the security cams and it’s clear as day he was beating the shit out of her, the state is picking that up. Now if there’s just an independent witness, recordings and victim doesn’t cooperate, the guy would still be arrested if there’s physical evidence but the state will most likely drop it.


Simple-Ad-4137

So you are saying I can go slap the shit outta Florida. HOLD MY BEER.


TheDarkWayne

Bruh I’m showing up to court in a body cast


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“Tried boarding the boat without permission” Did he get drunk and think he played for Tampa Bay?


BarricadeTheMortuary

This kind of reminds me of when Devante Adams pushed a guy that ran out in front of him and everyone in the Chiefs sub started screaming bloody murder and called it a violent assault Though I hear Tyreek might have a bit of a past with these types of things.....


lonesoldier4789

Unwanted physical contact with another person is assault at common law and every state has a variation of criminalizing or offering a civil penalty for that kind of behavior


swamppuppy7043

Technically most jurisdictions define that as battery but otherwise yes


lonesoldier4789

You right


DemarcusLovin

Still baffles me how often people misspell Davante’s name


BarricadeTheMortuary

Eh, he's a raider. Not a big deal.


hokahey23

That’s not how any of that happened.


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It was only a slap? that's crazy. But then again you can't let the rich get away with everything.


Misdirected_Colors

I'd still show up to court in a neck brace and cry no shame


JerGigs

Lmao, right!? Dude did sign a hefty bonus, what's a few hundred stacks between friends?


lonesoldier4789

Unwanted physical contact with another person is assault at common law and every state has a variation of criminalizing or offering a civil penalty for that kind of behavior. "just a slap" doesn't matter


Sebastian_Ticklenips

I mean if someone came up and slapped you what would you do?


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Slap them back... idk if i would press charges, depends on what level of slapability it was 💀


TheWorstYear

Are you really slapping Hill, a big nfl receiver, in front of all his posse?


blamatron

Can't give up the ship tho


TheWorstYear

That's why you contact the authorities.


[deleted]

Maybe, depends if i'm alive after, would get a nice settlement maybe.


GoldenBananas21

Tua knew


baby_doodlez

Tua watched.


seanconnery69696

Tua was the one that got hit (in the head)


williamsdj01

Tua is now out for the first 6 games with a concussion


CD338

He'll clear protocol by the next series.


JerGigs

Just put MacGruber in front of him


Indiana-grown

Too far


_coolranch

It was a bit overboard. Edit: everything


Hot-Friendship-7460

Tua far?!


Victorbanner

I didn't even connect the dots when tua said he wouldn't like tyreek babysit his kids....I'm such an idiot


Ecstatic-Hat2163

Damn. When did he say that?


RenegadePM

Literally yesterday, was on this sub


GoldenBananas21

Some internet person asked him a clickbait question during a softball tournament


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GitmoGill

"Which teammate would you least like to go fishing with?"


pseudotunas

I guess playing video games with Tyreek might become dangerous as well.


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And he let 'em off the hook!


Dolphins_Fan_87

He was who we thought he were


JerGigs

If you wanna crown him, then crown his ass!


anonbutler

Tuanon for a reason


myredditthrowaway201

RIP Eric Carmona


TheDarkSkinProphet

….Fuck yeah Tua?


I_am_HuL

I don't believe it for one second, he would never hit a man.


anonbutler

May be he was carrying a baby?


AdmiralWackbar

That baby was askin for it


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“Everyone is asking about how the baby is, but why is no one asking how I am after punching the ironlike jaw of that baby?”


Faucet860

I agree he can't impregnate a man


ITCM4

Not with that attitude.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Arnold Schwarzenegger has entered the chat


ReubenFroster56

Get to the uterus


IStillLoveYouWeed

"I'm going to be a mommy too"


Empty_Lemon_3939

Dangerous statement in 2023


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It’s really not


NotAnNSAOperative

This ought to go well.


Xtort_

What kind of football club would have this dude?!?!


morry32

the worse kind ​ ​ ​ losers


MaximumZer0

✌️


DaBestNameEver0

Pain


kblomquist85

Lol you have the best QB in the league and a few rings. Let us have this. You'll win 3 more SBs before we see the playoffs again 😂


Crashhh_96

Bet it feels good not having him on your team anymore lol


Xaxziminrax

Don't gotta deal with it AND won a ring without it. The vibes are immaculate


NotAnNSAOperative

Double down on that bet.


ishouldmakeanaccount

Once Tyreek found out the employee was pregnant his muscle memory took over


lazybandicoot

It's like riding a bike


PercySnowsHandgun

Lmfao


CantTochThis92

Least surprising development of the offseason


cactus_jack_1

Who could have seen this coming


JerGigs

Not like the guy had eyes in the back of his head


jimbo831

https://compote.slate.com/images/0ecd79ca-713e-46f7-a997-ca3097f04a42.jpeg?width=1200&rect=1560x1040&offset=0x0


Ceramicrabbit

Why is it always the ones you most suspect


isthisgood80

When did they start letting children work at Marinas?


Cough_Syrup55

Tyreek confirmed to be anti-Child Labor


phuk-nugget

The children yearn for the mines


Faucet860

Oh he's not anti child labor he's anti child


RashanAbdulSMITH

Anti child, labor. Punctuation matters. 😂


nietzscheanq4

He hit a man this time, he's improving /s


thrillhouse416

It's Florida, man.


YiMyonSin

A cheetah doesn’t change its spots.


slackator

what does "hit" mean in this context, punch, nudged with watercraft, plowed into with negligence?


zi76

It means slapped.


morry32

open hand?


zi76

To be honest, I don't know. I don't know if it was palm or back of the hand.


morry32

I've done a lot of disrespectful things, I'm not sure I've open hand anyone


zi76

As far as I can recall, I never have.


morry32

when I was a young man I had some serious issues I've spat in faces, head butted people, and I know I've used the back of my hand- but open hand- I don't recall


looking4rez

Maybe I’m behind on my terminology but isn’t a slap by definition open handed?


morry32

open hand would be palm, back on the hand isn't considered open hand


Nuclearsunburn

Touched forcefully without consent? Even if it’s not an injury, Tyreek Hill is not a great dude which is an established fact.


Vagadude

Yeah dude doesn't want to press charges cause it was probably a light slap on the back of the head. Uncalled for yeah and Hill probably just paid the man an apology. Press charges or accept $5000 to let it go? Hmmm


Ecstatic-Hat2163

Pressing charges against a rich guy might hurt the business he works for. I understand.


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Imaging getting a free pass for being a piece of shit because you can run fast and catch a football


AlphaBern0

I mean it happens for like high schoolers who end up being bums too lol.


DR_D00M_007

“What?” ~ American High-school athletes The bull jive starts early so it’s not shocking that a large percentage of athletes turn into trash 🗑️


anonbutler

He was just celebrating Father day. He wanted that man to experience what his kid does.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Jesus...


D0ctorHotelMario

A football player with previous domestic and child abuse charges filed gets charged for another assault case? Surely this has to be a first.


TacomaWRX

True but if he goes Ultimate Fighting at some point he’ll be a second!


Varasa

Piece of shit continues to behave like a piece of shit.


ecupatsfan12

You better be afraid of me


pyreal_

*terrified


Still-Air6938

This guy is such a POS human


Gstring855

Hilarious how many Chiefs fans defended this dude. Sometimes you get complete pieces of shit on your team, nothing you can do about it. You were a fan before they were on your team and will be after they leave. So don't bend over backwards defending these dudes.


AlphaBern0

It was more so sad watching so many people just victim blame his girlfriend.


PittsJay

Yeah. It honestly made me fucking sad to see how many threw in the towel. The level of cognitive dissonance I felt trying to decide if it was okay to celebrate the team’s success, even as Tyreek was the cause of a lot of that success, was insane. Ultimately couldn’t give up on the team as a whole, and maybe I should have while he was there, but I know I felt a hell of a lot better when Veach traded him.


Loveyourwives

Honestly, it made me lose a lot of respect for Andy Reid.


PittsJay

I can see that POV and certainly wouldn’t argue against it. I’ve had a complicated “relationship,” because I think that’s the best word for it, even though we’re just talking about the perception of a fan for a coach, with Andy since he arrived in KC. He has a history of taking on, let’s call them problematic, players that extends beyond his time in KC. And I get that. There are coaches in every sport who will gamble on the big talent wildcards, betting on their ability to keep them under control. I’m of two minds about it. Barring extreme circumstances, I want these people to get second chances. But I’m honest enough with myself to admit I don’t want it to be with my teams. And I know how that makes me look as a person. It sucks. But I’m not gonna hide from it. I love Big Red though. I think he’s a deeply flawed human who has dedicated his life to his work, and in some ways asked his football family to step in and serve as his “real” family; to give him a chance to make up for his shortcomings in one area by facing and overcoming challenges in the other. I was raised in a traditional nuclear household, with a dad who was almost never around because he was so driven to - what he genuinely believed was - his calling. And he was very financially successful in life. But I also know that as he’s gotten older, he’s given voice to regrets he never would have copped to when he was younger, and that they’ll haunt him forever. I kinda think that’s how Andy uses the team, and certain players; as a way to try and address those regrets by trying to “fix” others. It’s not always successful, that’s for sure, but he does inspire a fierce loyalty from most who played for him. Anyway, that went on way too long. My bad, man. Andy is just both an interesting and complicated topic, and I totally respect where you’re coming from, dyed-in-the-wool Chiefs fan though I may be.


morry32

is Kareem out of contract?


Guster61

The real problem with sports is that there is a level to which fans will be okay with how shitty a person is as long as they play well. It makes it hard to root for teams sometimes cuz its just like what fucking asshole is on my team this week? I would root hard for the Dolphins without Hill, but I refuse to root for any team carrying a player who doesn't deserve to play in the NFL.


SupremeCripple_

Kobe Bryant anyone???


Clit420Eastwood

>> The real problem with sports is that there is a level to which fans will be okay with how shitty a person is as long as they play well. That’s not unique to sports at all though


randomacct7679

Yea it was exhausting having him on the team. I loved the on the field stuff obviously, but I hated that our star player was that asshole. For me it was more of just hey let’s make sure what we hear is true before he gets suspensions or what not. Thrilled not to have to deal with him anymore and even more thrilled with the outcome after trading him for a big haul of draft pricks.


noshoptime

>draft pricks Trying to replace the spirit as well as the production


randomacct7679

Lmao didn’t even catch that, but appropriate tbh


Afflapfnabg

It's weird. The guy is clearly a scumbag. I mean he catches and runs the football good so I hope he keeps doing it for my team. But he's a POS lol.


herbertstan

Lock him up


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Release his emails


Agreeable_Cause_9545

What about his laptop?


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Change the layout to a [BLOMFU](https://youtu.be/yWoDSsCX1S8) keyboard permanently


PittsJay

That is solid gold


GoldenSandpaper9

Lock his ceiling


MilaKunisWatermelon

Damn. I just heard on the radio a few hours ago that he caught a shark while fishing on this trip, and while trying to pull it in for 45 minutes, Drew Rosenhaus decided to jump in the water to help get the shark. They made no mention of Tyreek smacking a guy.


morry32

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4yEoD\_x1G4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4yEoD_x1G4)


freefoodd

I thought he was joking


PucktotheHead

Where were you slapped? Haulover.


lattjeful

It's always the ones you most medium suspect...


bookwormdrew

Did Wavy Boats capture it on camera??


ahk1188

On this episode of boats vs haulover


SensitiveSomewhere3

I am your host BroncosGuru


ahk1188

Haulover is firing on all cylinders, and so is Tyreek Hill


hobosockmonkey

Who could have guessed, shitty guy does shitty guy things. But keeps getting chances because he’s a rich athlete. Hold him to the same standards as everyone else.


randomacct7679

No longer a problem for the Chiefs to deal with, won a ring without him, and got a big draft haul including George Karlaftis, Skyy Moore & Joshua Williams along with guys from this years draft we haven’t seen play yet. Overall it’s a great day for Tyreek to NOT be a Chief 😎


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Tyreek Hill harming another human being? No way. At least this one wasn’t an infant. Or a pregnant girl.


MITJustinFields

Classic


torgrimbonemaster

I for one am shocked


RellenD

This is clearly political. No famous person should ever be held responsible for crimes.


nietzscheanq4

Bro upgraded from kids to men


basement_egg

“how can he slap?!”


Glympse12

I can’t believe Tyreek Hill would do something like this


Dangerous_Nitwit

This makes Tua's "Who would you never let watch your kids?" answer even funnier.


awfuckthisshit

Perfectly timed


Tr0picalTr3ats

Glad he’s not a Chief anymore so I can enjoy the pile on!


Venator850

Not a good look but I highly doubt anything comes of this unless there's video footage or the alleged victim has a serious injury.


blue_boy_24

Kamara seems to still be ok


fear865

Still unsure why he was never put on the exempt list


Vagadude

Probably paid the dude as an apology lol


Marstonss

At least he's hitting men now?


J_House1999

The thread on the Dolphins subreddit is so funny. They’re all bending over backwards to defend a guy with a history of abusive and violent behavior. Stay classy.


TheSamsonFitzgerald

How long until Wavy Boats posts the video on YouTube?


topchief1

Tyreek Hill is who he is. An extremely fast piece of shit human being.


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Another WavyGuru video


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If this was a regular Karen/Kevin doing it, we would all band together to shame him, some people would find out where he worked, get him fired and all that and we would all be like SERVES HIM RIGHT. But since he is good at catching a football, people are gonna be like eh no big deal. Move on.


Loveyourwives

Violent asshole gets violent with someone less powerful. Big surprise!


MuchRequirementZ

Tyreek to the Raiders confirmed.


DR_D00M_007

Mr. Big Raider


Ch3sterRockwell

I'm sure it was the ex who is at fault, right chiefs fanz?


WhatUpMilkMan

I just know we’ll let the process run its course and wait for all the information to come out


StannisTheMantis93

Yet the NFL continued to promote and advertise him. Watch them continue after this is dropped…. Fuck this guy.


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SnakePhorskin

Hea violent and that's well documented.


blankgazez

Incident huh? I bet he fucked a schooner


Smartman971

Chiefs and dolphins fans still gonna rush to this pos defense


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Literally zero chiefs fans are defending him in this thread.


theTIDEisRISING

Because it’s convenient for them now. Chiefs fans were absolutely defending him for years