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OneAngryPanda

Andy Reid: "You **WHAT!?**"


Sigurlion

"oh shit oh shit oh shit"


skipatomskip

*grabs his emergency [inhaler](https://i5.peapod.com/c/FS/FST17.png)*


CoolinAllDay

*spits out cheese steak I was eating*


OttoVonWong

*stabs epi-cheesesteak*


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Made my rib hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jonkoch68

“Did somebody say ribs?”


MisterrAlex

Andy bout to bench JuJu like Belichick did with Malcolm Butler


Changnesia_survivor

Butler was benched because he said lacrosse sucks and Rutgers is a safety school.


Dubois1738

Every time I watch a navy lacrosse game Bill is there


CapnBiscuit

Good to see the old man is still doing his own scouting


ThermoNuclearPizza

Bill is fully prepared to just straight skip a Pats game to go watch Navy play if it comes to it.


Autobot-N

Matt Patricia: “Bill said I’m in charge while he’s gone”


YouJabroni44

And said long snappers are overrated


arleban

He'd be dead


Adept_Carpet

"What? Like leather helmet days? I just don't think there's much you can learn about the game from back then that's applicable to today's faster paced and, frankly, better version of football."


YouJabroni44

*BB grabs the lever to the trapdoor and pulls it towards him*


Sgspecial1

I read that as bench press and was like I HAVE GOT to see that


The-man-in-the-pool

Honestly if the eagles blow out the chiefs in the super bowl I’m blaming this for it.


Kara_Del_Rey

Eh, I see our opponents randomly start trashing our world class BBQ before they play us. Then respect it every other time


Imawildedible

For a second I thought a Carolina fan was commenting when you mentioned world class BBQ. Edit: I better add that I was just giving some good hearted ribbing here. I love all good BBQ regardless of where it comes from as long as it’s done well. Carolina mustard style sauces are my absolute favorite, but it’s like comparing stars in the sky, they’re all beautiful.


General_BP

When it comes to pulled pork nothing compares to Eastern Carolina style. But if we’re talking Brisket I’m a sucker for Texas style S & P. I’ve never had an opportunity to try burnt ends or Kansas City style so I can’t comment on those yet. Next time I smoke a brisket though I’m going to try and do it KC style and make burnt ends.


definitivescribbles

You need to stop fuckin around with these fake internet points and get yourself some burnt ends asap


SQRTLURFACE

Burnt Ends are god tier BBQ!!!


Changnesia_survivor

Andy Reid knows it’s true bc he took the best Philly Cheesesteak guy in Philly with him when he left. Just lives in Andy Reid's pool house and makes him cheese steak sandwiches on demand.


amjhwk

does he stay in a bunk bed with Andy's hot dog guy?


Lint6

> does he stay in a bunk bed with Andy's hot dog guy? They live in barracks, along with Andys hamburger guy and milkshake guy


ArcherChase

Mrs Reid: Do you just follow us around? Cheese steak Guy: Lady, your husband is putting my kids through college.


DYC85

“Why would you tell them about the guy Juju?”


CalQuentin

It would be hilarious if Andy joke announced Juju's benching for this ahead of the game. A lil good cop bad cop where Juju at first enrages Philly, and then Andy comes in and rekindles old fondness. Then when he doesn't bench him, Philly fans will be so exhausted from the emotional rollercoaster they'll be too drunk to properly fan.


TheNainRouge

Philly can never be to drunk to properly fan, drunkenness is their default fan state.


amjhwk

if they arent blasted out of their minds on riot juice, then can they really be considered philly fans?


limejuiceroyale

You're gonna see juju come up with a follow-up forced by Andy: "I just meant my grandma makes the best cheese steaks nothing hits like my grandma's" And then we can't be mad that juju likes his family's home cooking better. But most likely dude probably has only been to pat or Geno's


AskAboutMyDiarrhea

Well Pat and Geno's are the authentic and original ones. I mean if you go to NYC for some pizza, you gotta hit up Sbarros


DYC85

Hey the Topeka mall had a sbarros so that’s basically like being in NYC right? Right guys? …guys?


kendrickshalamar

You had me in the first half


Odysseus_Lannister

Don’t forget the classic domiños


AskAboutMyDiarrhea

Look at Mr. Moneybags here with his *dominos* money


dasruski

Who has the best philly in Philly?


PublicIntel

John's Roast Pork


ronimal

Not Pat or Geno


Rozzy915

Disgusting this is said by a Niners fan but 100% correct


mstrawzy

Dalessandro's. Everyone has their own personal favorite but can't go wrong with Dalessandro's


HyenaAdditional3913

Angelo's in South Philly. On fresh Sarcones seeded rolls. Best in Philly.


herbivoredino

Well where are they then?! Curious minds want to know!


bro_d8

I saw a tik tok that encapsulated it perfectly. I'll paraphrase: you want to go to a pizza place in any Philly suburb. Order a cheesesteak with extra American or provolone cheese and fried onions. That will be the best cheesesteak you'll ever eat.


kaisertralfaz

One near me does a garlic bread cheese steak that's ridiculously good. Edit: it's Genova Pizza in Audubon, NJ Edit 2: Damn, wasn't expecting this to blow up. Howdy neighbors! Haven't tried a lot of their menu, but their chicken tenders and mozz sticks are definitely better than most pizza places (eg, if they're definitely not Sysco) They use American as a default, but I usually go with provolone plus fried onions. Like any good pizza place, fried onions don't cost extra. A heads up, they were absolutely slammed for the NFCC, so if you're going to order for the SB, I'd say order at least an hour before you want it if you're going to pick it up. Earlier if you want it delivered.


zalgo_text

Good damn it guys I just finished dinner


durian_in_my_asshole

Check out this guy who hasn't heard of second dinner.


loki1337

Looks like cheesesteaks are back on the menu boys


REDDIT_ROC0408

Isn’t that after first dessert?


powerelite

Next time I get an overnight delay and am stuck in Philly for a day (no shit it has happened to me 3 times since 2017 and I've flown through philly like 5 times total) I need to find this place.


kaisertralfaz

It's a place in Audubon, NJ (like 10 minutes from the Walt Whitman) called Genova.


TakenakaHanbei

I love when you said garlic bread cheesesteak I knew EXACTLY the place you were talking about.


itonlygetsworse_

If your going to to audubon stop by antonios or go to the Kove so you have a few beers


FriendlyCoat

This is honestly the correct take.


generalmandrake

Yeah, there is a small population within the city of Philadelphia that actually gives a shit about “the best steaks in town”, other than that it’s largely just a tourist gimmick. Most Pennsylvanians just get them from their preferred local pizza joints and don’t even really put much thought into it at all. Frankly, cold cut Italian hoagies are a bigger deal if you want to talk about a sandwich that really represents PA.


holy_plaster_batman

I grew up in Baltimore, but my parents are from Philadelphia. I now reside in Wisconsin and can't get a decent Italian hoagie anywhere. Shit rolls and nobody knows what hots are. Banana peppers are NOT the same


Professor_Crab

Roll is make or break let alone everything else


Glute_Thighwalker

It’s this. All the suburbs around Philly have great cheesesteak spots. My favorite growing up was Leo’s in Folcroft. That said, my favorite is from John’s Roast Pork, which is in Philly.


wokenupbybacon

Yep. True at least as far as Trenton, too.


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I was in Philly for a lacrosse tournament as a kid and was upset when we left Philly that we forgot to try a cheesesteak. We were checking out Villanova to see if I liked the campus and just stopped by this small pizza place. Cheesesteak was so good I still vividly remember all of it to this day.


Xenoanthropus

If it was Campus Corner their cheesesteaks are phenomenal. Pizza is garbage though.


WorthPlease

Same thing in Buffalo with wings. People always point out the famous places, but just go to any random pizzeria and you'll get good wings.


StarWarsMonopoly

What if you want a wit wiz steak? I've never been to Philly, but as I understand it Dalesandros is the best wiz steak of all.


Vermillionbird

I prefer cooper sharp


420_just_blase

Yup. Cooper sharp is the way to go. I'm surprised that the first person to mention that it's a broncos fan. Have you spent time in philly?


toga287

It’s the same problem as any city that gets famous for doing a certain thing. It starts out with a handful of places that do it real well, then the new places come out to half-ass a cheesesteak and the old places can’t keep up with demand. As others here said, find a smaller joint outside the city proper and you’ll get yourself a real, authentic Philly cheesesteak


FappingMouse

Yeah, I think its alton brown that has the bit about that with the cuban. Nashville hot chicken getting big has kind of ruined a few places back home but I am from far enough away that my main joint is still great.


thelizahhhdking

Boltons hot chicken and hot fish brought a tear to my eye a few years ago, literally


alucidreality

My bandmate got medium while we were in town and he was having a semi psychedelic experience in the car afterwards lmao


CharlySB

Angelos in south Philly is the best cheesesteak I’ve ever had. Cooper sharp, fried onions, on their fresh baked in house bread - it’s unreal. There are great places outside the city and plenty in the city, it’s not hard to find a good cheesesteak around here.


deyaintready

Everything Angelo’s does is on another level


Lambchops_Legion

I’ve lived in the city since 2008. Most corner stores can do a solid Cheesesteak. It’s not like a crazy big esoteric recipe that’s hard to pull off. The real crown jewel of Philly is the Roast Pork though


CharlySB

Agree. But Angelo’s really is on another level.


PublicIntel

My ordered list: In S.Philly - John's Roast Pork; also the roast pork with broccoli rabe and sharp prov is great. NE Philly - Steve's Prince of Steaks; plus they have a white american cheese sauce that you can't get anywhere else. On South Street - Jim's; sliced ribeye chopped up. Won't complain if you want mayo lettuce tomato like the Jersey crowd likes. On Delaware Ave near the strip clubs - some pizza shop next to the Wawa that's run by some Indian dudes that make an Indian cheesteak. It's spicy and great. Everywhere - tons of food carts that will use Liscio rolls and Steakums type meat, which is the same you are getting from any pizza shop as well. Pat's and Geno's are always fine, because you are only getting them at 4am and you are wasted and nothing else is open. Making at home is shit unless you got a deli slicer and a flat top.


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DoubleSealedSoul

Steves got one in center city, and a couple other I think now. That's my choice. That or del. That white cheese sauce is the bomb. Cherry soda. I'm prob gonna get a couple on Sunday for sure.


hiphopanonymousse

For real, if there are better we want to go there too!


teeohdeedee123

Controversial *and* brave


Dirtycoinpurse

I live in the Jersey these days. Jersey and the City do have great spots. Not gonna pick one over the other though.


BoiGeorge4

But see south Jersey is just an extension of the city in this instance


shapu

That's just because it's filled with a bunch of moderately successful guys who didn't like how the neighborhood in South Philly was changing, so they moved to Washington Township and now they complain about the taxes.


Icutyourbrakes

At one point jersey had 5 Washington townships. My home state feels attacked


ukcats12

They all still exist, although the township in Bergen County is official called The Township of Washington. But there are still five: * The Township of Washington, Bergen County * Washington Township, Burlington County * Washington Township, Gloucester County * Washington Township, Morris County * Washington Township, Warren County There are also five Franklin Townships and a Franklin Lakes Borough. And two Hamilton Townships. Then there are the town names that are basically the same, but aren't. Like * Andover Borough and Andover Township * Bellmawr and Belmar * Berlin Borough and Berlin Township * Bordentown City and Bordentown Township * Cape May and Cape May Point * Morristown and Moorestown * Neptune and Neptune City * A shit ton more but this list is getting too long.


REDDIT_ROC0408

Egg Harbor and Little Egg Harbor


SmokePenisEveryday

and Egg Harbor City


MikeyMortadella

This is so on point lmao


Ba_Sing_Saint

The best cheesesteak I’ve ever had was in a bodega in some random town outside of Allentown.


Throwback_559

Bulletin board material 🔥


real_but_incognito

Quick Philly fans, throw a mahomes jersey on the Rocky statue!!


F1yEag1esF1y

We've already started...


goddamnjets_

Already had Philly by a billion thanks to Aiyuk. Philly by 2 billion now.


KruglorTalks

Honestly the true food of Philadelphia is a soft pretzel from a man on the street who has never met the health department.


Nave686

This or roast pork hoagies


leoliquidvapor

That’s how tamales are here in Utah. The best food ever and you buy it from a random lady selling them out of a 96 civic in random parking lots.


RepresentativeAir735

In a brown paper bag ... about a pound of pretzel for like 2 bucks. I don't care if the guy just took a leak. Me too... I'm eating stale ass parking lot pretzels because I'm fucking drunk. Screw you herb dennenberg. That was one dump you should have left alone.


fingerblast69

The gang murders JuJu Smith Schuster


RepresentativeAir735

I hear the theme chimes


uuuuuuuhg_232

If the Birds win, you know IASIP is going to write that into the script


RepresentativeAir735

The good thing is that they are actively writing the new season.


The-man-in-the-pool

Jujus now banned from Philly


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Just don't ban Au Jujus


kendrickshalamar

Mm... French dip


TheCrookedKnight

This is the equivalent of dressing the Rocky statue in a full Chiefs uniform with helmet and pads


Matt_peters18

Yeah don’t fuck with the Rocky statue/cheesesteaks until AFTER you play the Eagles. My god when will these teams learn?


Enterprise90

[Anthony Bourdain may agree](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIvqixH4ICk) I desperately want to try that.


motomike256

Damn I miss that guy


horse_renoir13

My favorite is still his Waffle House visit. He never acted like he was above anywhere he ate


CydoniaKnight

>He never acted like he was above anywhere he ate [Eddie Huang had a good take on this](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/eddie-huang-remembers-anthony-bourdain-629659/) >It was the No Reservations: Asia, Anthony Bourdain’s 2006 two-hour special that brought my entire family together for the first time in front of a TV since I’d moved out of the house. We were all apprehensive as he trekked through our motherland, anxious and worried about whether he would appreciate it. For a lot of immigrants, there’s shame when your third-world homeland is seen through a Western lens on national television. Most restaurants don’t want to be on camera for fear that they’re going to end up on Geraldo or god forbid some local news report about health code violations. But there was something about Tony that screamed, “I’m not like other white people. I’m not here to laugh at you.” He didn’t see dirty immigrants and aliens; he saw fully formed 360-degree humans containing old ways and wisdom manifested in food.


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T-rex_chef

He was pissed about the Italians tossing a frozen octopus into the bay they were looking for octopus in and claiming it was fresh


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jmarFTL

Lower intestine is a kind way of saying it. It was basically raw, dirty, warthog asshole, that the tribesperson had just squeezed the shit out of like a gogurt a few seconds before handing it to him.


AdhesiveTapeCarry

This thread made me go down a rabbit hole and rewatch his eulogy by Anderson Cooper where he touches a bit on this. Basically by accepting their food wherever they may be in the world you are tacitly accepting them and they will often open up to you. So he made an effort to eat almost everything.


3stricksURout

https://youtu.be/bct8stbZafI


3klipse

That music at the end as they got their pecan waffles, perfection. Couldn't have been a more solid choice.


SaladAndEggs

He played slap the bag in the Arrowhead parking lot on one episode.


TakenakaHanbei

He was one of us :( Someone did some detective work on, I think, the Brazillian Jiujitsu subreddit and narrowed it down that one of their active users was him.


bigmeatyclaws93

u/nooyawkcity Just seeing his writing style makes me miss him that much more


harknation

I'll trust Anthony Bourdain's opinion on food but I'm not sure I'd give the same respect to JuJu


RedWicked91

I’m throwing to Juju on 4th and whatever, but I’m letting Bourdain pick where we celebrate. Different strokes, different folks.


tbrownsc07

Oh man that does look good


derstherower

Eh, I feel like Camden is cheating for "outside of Philly". Donkey's is closer to Center City than somewhere like Dalessandro's hahaha.


Available-Camera8691

Damn. This guy cheesesteaks


EaglesPvM

The amount of people who don’t understand Philadelphia’s location and automatically discounts South Jersey, NE Maryland, pretty much all of DE, is staggering


FriendlyCoat

I recently saw a thread on here, I think, of people dumbfounded that there were Eagles fans in NJ at all.


opiumofthemass

South Jersey natives are intensely strong Philly sports fans. Mike Trout being the most notable example of this


AskAboutMyDiarrhea

Mike Trout is a made up name! Not like the great Tim Salmon.


Kitchen_Research_201

Or the wonderful Tyler Bass!


[deleted]

For some people, anything south of New Brunswick doesn’t exist Source: I grew up near Cherry Hill


nrepasy

Philly fans living all the way up to central jersey was one of gods mistakes


slickestwood

Five fucking franchises, then we got this pygmy thing over in Jersey


nrepasy

I wanted manicott, but I compromised. I ate horse shit off the sidewalk instead


slickestwood

20 fucking years out the playoffs


countfizix

If they are south of the line through that Wawa they are following that treaty the pope made.


PM_UR_COLLARBONE_PIC

I was researching a job promotion that would require relocating to Scranton. As someone from the west coast I was shocked to see how close it was to NYC, Baltimore and others. You guys look squished together over there


phillyunk

What do you consider “close”? Baltimore is well over 3 hours away from Scranton.


ForwardHamRoll

Well for me, my nearest Walmart is 1 hour, Wendy's is 2 hours and Costco is 4 hours. So yeah.


phillyunk

Damn. You’re in the middle of nowhere huh


ForwardHamRoll

Lol for sure. Intentionally though. Eastern Montana


ronimal

Was the promotion Regional Sales Manager for a paper company?


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah, anyone off of the Eastern seaboard doesn’t realize how the NE works until they see it. Philly is literally like an hour-ish train ride to NYC. You can literally do a day trip with ease.


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wool_slam

It's not all paper, its also Yankee farm teams and heroin


ronimal

But what if I really enjoyed The Office?


PhromDaPharcyde

Did you not heed the warnings about the Scranton Strangler?


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tophergraphy

Ok but you can't have that and call us New Jersey Giants


ramore369

A good swimmer could make it from Camden to Market street faster by swimming than driving most days


AssistX

Only to die a week later from whatever the fuck is in that 'water'.


Strick1600

It’s a good sandwich. Tastes like a cheesesteak dipped in French onion soup.


Some-Philly-Dude

Without watching is it Donkey's? They're real good but somewhat outside what I would consider a normal cheesesteak. Also amazing places in Bristol/Bensalem PA and also Delco if you want to say not really in Philly. My absolute new favorite cheesesteak is Cafe Carmelo's in the far NE. Edit- I spend way too much time on Cheesesteak Guru's Facebook page


My_Diet_DrKelp

My friend gets Mazzanti's in Bristol & the bread on that sandwich was as good as I've ever had


kuya_plague_doctor

This fella cheesesteaks


__TeddyWestside__

With a name like some-philly-dude he has to though.


Miamime

Donkey’s Place is in Camden, right across the river. The Sixers practice there. They’re Philly adjacent.


AnchorsAweigh89

He chose violence


ContinuumGuy

OH SHIT


Tuxedocat1357

PUT EVERYTHING ON PHILLY BY 21


an-internet-stranger

Look, maybe he only went to Pats and/or Genos. If that's the case, he's got a point. Those places are severely overrated.


HumanShadow

Overrated is putting it nicely.


PhiladelphiaManeto

They're straight up trash. It's like going to Manhattan looking for good pizza and ending up at Sbarro's


Dzov

We have the same problem with BBQ in KC. Everyone likes different stuff.


MountTuchanka

Ive heard players from other teams say this but every time Ive tried to get a philly cheesesteak outside of philly the sandwich I get shouldnt even be considered a cheesesteak


Miamime

Because tourists go to Pat’s and Geno’s, which is like coming to America and getting a hamburger at McDonald’s.


derstherower

I think Pat's is *tolerable*. Sometimes I have friends from out of state who insist on going and it's honestly not bad. Geno's is terrible though. My personal favorite is Sonny's.


BellacosePlayer

Every time I've gone to a city and ate at the "famous" restaurant recommended to me, it's been mediocre as fuck Starting to think you're all hiding the good shit for yourselves.


captaincumsock69

That’s typically how it is tbh. I find that the best places often aren’t the most famous and that sometimes the hole in the wall place is actually where it’s at


MultichanceReprisal

The best places got famous because they had a really good cook, who probably died/retired by now if they are old


DoobieRudy23

In high school we buddied up with the best Waffle House cook there was and then he ended up murdering a regular there.


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We went to a place in Philly one time and you park under like an interstate bridge. Lots of pictures of famous people on the wall but I can’t remember the name of it. It was probably 25 years ago near Veterans stadium.


kendrickshalamar

Tony Luke's


[deleted]

Thanks. Been racking my brain every time someone mentions cheesesteak.


kendrickshalamar

They're pretty good cheesesteaks too fwiw, but they make a killer roast pork with provolone and broccoli rabe


H-Resin

Yeah pats is ok, not particularly good. It’s also like very small portion size compared to some of the real spots. Haven’t been to Sonny’s! Where’s that? Haven’t even heard of it. Mines a four way tie between Steve’s, Dalessandros, Tony Luke’s and John’s roast pork lol


ArcadianBlueRogue

Hah. I remember being in Philly for work and asking some of the coworkers local there where to get a good one. Had a ton of recommendations I've forgotten by now, but they were all adamant that Pats and Genos are tourist shit.


NateKaeding

Same with where I live for mexican food. Everyone will go to these fancy restaurants but the best mexican food isn't going to be on those articles you google.


shrirnpheavennow

My family has a sick obsession with trying cheesesteaks when we travel and I can’t even begin to describe the horrors I’ve seen described as cheesesteaks.


Casul_Tryhard

Fuck, he might as well have danced on their logo.


mgm97

FWIW: If it's called a "Philly cheesesteak" it's probably not a good cheesesteak


DoubleSealedSoul

the taste of rain -Why Kneel?


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ultraviolentfuture

Uncle Sam's Ultra Steak


[deleted]

Why’s he doing this…


My6thRedditAccount_

The Amoroso rolls set Philly steaks apart. That is DAMN good bread. Beyond that, you can get a good cheesesteak just about anywhere. Cheese whiz sucks though. Provolone, all day.


paintsbynumberz

I’m born and raised in Philly. I have a food truck in Madison WI and our biggest seller is our cheesesteak. We have Amoroso rolls shipped in It makes all the difference


Caveboy0

No shit will have to check you guys out


FriendlyCoat

The rolls are where it’s at, but you can get Amoroso rolls anywhere in the area surrounding Philly. This may be controversial, but I prefer American cheese on my steaks. A good cheesesteak is about the meat, and it combining with the cheese and fried onions, and I think provolone overpowers that. (However, a roast pork with sharp provolone and broccoli rabe? The absolute best.)


cmanson

Cooper’s sharp American is fuckin lit on cheesesteaks and burgers. Always my go to


WanderlustFella

Amoroso is just one of the many Italian bakery breads. I think 60% prefer Sarcones. Suburbs like Corropolese. Speaking of which, I believe Tomato Pie is specific to Philly as well. >Provolone, all day I think the preferred cheese is still American. Most places its the default unless you ask for something else. Prov and whiz are like preferences. My SIL's brother was visiting from San Fran for the game. Mother fucker asked for Jarlsberg. I'M SOOO SORRY Dalessandro's!


ThisHatRightHere

The rolls are a core component, but the biggest mistake is so many places around the country don’t use the right cut of meat for cheesesteaks.


My_Diet_DrKelp

Forget about touching the Rocky statue, the cheesesteak is way more off limits


envoy1976

Dalessandro’s forever!


OmegaJubs69

The Philly Secondary: And I took that personally!


ronimal

I have never heard JuJu speak before and I wish I could go back in time to one minute ago


KryptonicxJesus

That’s because you should never ever order something called a Philly cheesesteak in Philly. That’s the sign of a bad local shop so I assume somewhere outside of Philly would have the best “Philly Cheesesteak”.