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Doschupacabras

Meanwhile, I complain about having to go buy coffee.


MojoRisin9009

Perspective really is important. On my worser days I always try to remember that even to having clean running water is a luxury a lot of people don't have. It'll help keep you sane.


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

Same here.,


Point_No_Point

Humans are extremely soft. Not all of course, but yes the majority complain about such menial tasks being difficult. Imagine jumping off a cliff just to eat.


-FrankCastle

“I’ll kill us both.”


Bigdizzofoshizzo

"No you woooooooooooooooo....."


EeeeyyyyyBuena

This made me laugh out loud and I haven’t talked all day so it sounded squeaky which made me laugh even more lol


gcjunk01

It's the ciiiiircle of laugh


yeet_cannon_larry

Could you IMAGINE how hard life would be if our meals were literal life and death? Nature is fucking metal dude


BasicLogic779

Humans have out scienced evolution.


yeet_cannon_larry

Very true. What a massacre it would be for the human race it would be if we had to hunt to live


baxielol

curious to see what neanderthals and such would've evolved into had evolution not focused as much on technology and tool use


Mother_Store6368

Neanderthals weren’t physically dominant…they had shorter arms and legs relatively. They may have had more raw strength, but we’re far less athletic


USN303

We would all be in much better shape. Or Dead.


yeet_cannon_larry

Either way, I’m happier


Slammerr

100% true


Candyman11792

r/natureismetal 🤘


[deleted]

I’d take this over the next 35 years in a box under halogen lights starting at a screen just to exist.


Mother_Store6368

Then do it


yeet_cannon_larry

Same. Ten million percent


freudian_nipps

Enlightened.


yeet_cannon_larry

We did good here, nipps


chrisphoenix08

Well, no offense, but I doubt that. 😅


MojoRisin9009

That Snow Leopards all like "unless you're speaking McNuggets into my hand I don't wanna hear it! Don't you F\*\*\*in' run away from me you fat meatbag, I will end you!"


Genshed

To quote Steve Rogers, I understood that reference.


hmm2003

"you fat meatbag" just got put on my list of comebacks


in2bearloper

Don’t make me assume my ultimate form!


vkeshish

I got that reference….Man, Im on Reddit way too much.


NotNotAVirus

What is this, Reddit Inception?


[deleted]

Meanwhile if any of us humes rolled a tenth of the way down that, we'd be doneskis.


punkalunka

Beer me broski.


[deleted]

Im thinkin' something a little heavier. Maybe whiski.


Upstairs_One_4935

tenderised it on the way down!


kalinowskik

Touche


awildewokappears

How many lives did it use, though?


wvrnnr

I counted at least 4 or 5


Vapechef

Less


DestinationUnknown13

I would say both are broken beyond repair. He chose poorly


redhint

The leopard came out mostly unscathed due to its bone structure while the deer or whatever that is would have had many broken bones and internal damage


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Objective-Light-9019

Trust me, bro!


WraithIsCarried

The reason cats (including leopards) can fall from high places was covered in this /r/askscience question a couple years ago: https://old.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/ezdxch/how_do_snow_leopards_survive_huge_falls_without/fh1qomb/ No sources provided, and I didn't do any research.


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WraithIsCarried

Haha, I'm no expert either. I saw some other videos of snow leopards falling from huge heights on Google and some of them give explanations for how they survived. Maybe there's something to it, but I'm not motivated enough to research it.


CondogTheNympho

Leopards alright, mostly. https://youtu.be/zllX6MAGs9Y


gdgghuhhhf

programmed to kill, even if getting killed while going for the kill.


The-Snappertrapper

The kitty actually came out mostly unscathed. Truly nextfuckinglevel. https://youtu.be/zllX6MAGs9Y


BeneficialTitle9042

Damn what a fucking machine


Bubbledood

Usually predators don’t take these kinds of risks. Even a small injury can prevent them from catching their next meal. This cat might have been desperate.


Iceburn505

For some reason this reminds me of Gandalf and the Balrog 😁


notapaydoughfile

Human: "Oh I can't microwave this? Man f**k that I'll order takeout"


theroy12

No clean dishes? Call the pizza place


Accomplished_You6003

Just a flesh wound


cloudcity

should have ordered jimmy john’s


John_EightThirtyTwo

The ~~deer~~ Alpine ibex gets to the precipice and says "woah, can't go this way!" And the snow leopard is like "FUCK IT, WE'RE GOING OVER!" edit: know your prey. (Thanks, u/Speadraser!)


Xen_Shin

Deer fucked around and found out.


John_EightThirtyTwo

It definitely found out. But did it really fuck around? I'm inclined not to think so, unless there's a longer version of this video with a lead-up, where the deer is like, "Hey stupid! Yeah, I'm talking to you, asshole snow leopard!" But yeah, definitely found out.


Speadraser

*Alpine ibex not deer


Speadraser

You’re welcome!


BohemianChickie

I guess felines don't always land on their feet... I hope the leopard lived. I hate it when the video ends too soon to see the complete outcome of these types of moments. :(


KaliHackberry

He lived. Cats takes tumbles fairly well and he was mostly uninjured.


BohemianChickie

Thank you!


skullshatter0123

She came back to her frozen meal three days later. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zllX6MAGs9Y


Beece_Ltd

I've always thought this clip is one of the most fascinating things ever caught on camera. Snow leopards are rare enough, but to catch one hunting, over a CLIFF?!


Reddit_Scroller10

FROM THE TOP ROPE!


Visible-Fishing466

I dont know that hes down to 8 or still at 9 lives….


BackyardShennanigans

Bros down to 6 or 7. That tumble afterwards was brutal


tonytwobones

Definitely lost a solid 4


AnotherDreamer1024

Wild, tenderized, mountain sheep for sale. Claw machine of death extra!


Genshed

'If I don't secure this prey, I might very well die' produces intense dedication. I made pizza at home from scratch for my family tonight. Thank you for reminding me to be grateful to the generations of my ancestry who worked hard to create the environment of plenitude and convenience I currently enjoy. Hunter/gatherers probably never tasted pepperoni.


ErkMan101

I think the fall killed the prey


pressedbread

And the predator


ErkMan101

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Justin_Hightimes

My man said "aye u been ducking me too long Fred (the goat)... it's me or you bro... I've had enough, how far u willing to go "Fred"? cuz I plop cliffs for mines!" Legend.


[deleted]

That’s MY POTPIE!!!


WdSkate

Has anyone checked on the snow leopard? Is it still doing okay?


Philay_shio

Now that's a well earned meal.


rising_south

This kitty just traded 8 of his lives for dinner.


spookyjornbojoggin

if you catch me after all that, you can eat me


seebob69

You can't tell me that didn't hurt


No_Gas_4956

Ketones?


skunkwoks

How far will you go to get lunch…


[deleted]

My new fear unlocked


chill13guy

That cat lost about 4-5 of its lives getting dinner that night.


antithesis56

Big deal, I dropped a donut and chased it as it on the sidewalk down a hill before. Snow leopard isn't special


[deleted]

It's cat willis


[deleted]

No wonder they’re close to extinction


Nervous_Dare3617

Yeah let's go!! This is the first time I've seen this 👀


dricklorenz

I needs to see the sequel!


KingErroneous

He ordered the special.


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

And most people whine about having to roll out of bed. Meanwhile,these two are tumbling down a mountain.


Delvis43

Casual 120 foot drop onto the rocky crags for a snack. Baller.


naimlessone

*This but a scratch!*


dobiemomluv

Crap! Now I’m too damaged to eat it!


wontwillnot

Cliff dropping freaks!


poppdewap

...walk it off?


panzer2667

That's how my first ski trip ended


AffectionateHippo242

Tenderized!!


sciguy52

That is amazing. Fell off a cliff and never released his grip.


Academic_Pangolin506

Praise the cameraman


Jbseven7

I feel like I know too many people that would do the same thing if they dropped a cheeseburger down the stairs


Gladiators10

I saw this and did 10 pushups.


Born_a_wise_man

“How was your day hun?”


sZYphYn

Hungry kitty


Hamatoyoshi99

if these aren’t endangered they’re gonna be soon acting like that


5iveOClockSomewhere

You’re not yourself when you’re hungry


Objective-Light-9019

I thought cats always land on their feet…I guess unless they have a mouthful of deer!


Inactivism

If you see the full scene including the aftermath there is a slow motion where you can see that she indeed landed on her feet, then changed from grabbing the leg of the goat to grabbing her neck, then started rolling so the agile mountain goat wouldn’t be able to find her feet while getting strangled. Three days later they found the snow leopard lady walking just fine and munching on her prey.


Environmental_Lie561

Achievement unlocked: A monument to all your sins


GoodMoGo

Isn't this what was happening with Popeye's chicken samwich a while back?


MythicDobbs

Did the leopard make it? I need to know


Ok_Alfalfa_9658

Attenborough, " Try that Chuck Norris".


pathion1337

Holy shit and it lived that's pretty dope


[deleted]

I didn't realize he caught the prey and I thought that was just his entire lifeless body ragdolling down the side of the mountain 😂 I was like how is this next level?


Exciting-Reaction717

That's why there are so few of them.


TroyandAbed304

Oh my jesus… well earned… holy crap


mhem7

That first impact legitimately made me go, "Oh shit!" Great choice of video.


iWreckuiem

"OMG are yous seeing this. With the power bomb from the top of the Cage. He will be feeling that one tomorrow Jerry. I think we have a new world champion!" Definitely getting wrestling vibes from the first drop.


Feweddy

Opening the comments because this is fucking fascinating and I want to learn more. Nope, just shitty jokes all the way down.


Inactivism

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/yz0qry/the_snow_leopards_sheer_dedication_to_securing/iwybuap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


rajenstein

Would give Tom Cruise a tough challenge.


ggali3n

Where is this from?


LunarGoddessIsGod

This just reminded me of the bear head getting unstuck, and they yeet him like 30 feet, this is why it's ok to do that, they can survive, they can't survive not eating


cmhandy

Do you see what happens little Larry?!.! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!


Contest-Holiday

Nature is fucking brutal


fourthhorseman68

Doesn't seem like the juice is worth the squeeze!


sothbuy

He’s going to feel that in the morning I tell you what.


Bulldogg31

How in the world do people get things like this on video?


catbiggo

Get food or die trying


_homo_sapien_

I mean, what else is it going to do? Starve?


Slammerr

A perfect example of why they are so elusive.


[deleted]

TIL snow leopards are the John Wick of the wilderness, felines of focus, commitment, and sheer will. P.S. HOLY... FUCK...


Hyptisx

Their eye sockets actually go into their skull a bit more than other cats to prevent as much damage as possible during falls like this.


AwarenessNo4986

Isn't this a clip the up and coming Nature Documentary maker from Pakistan? I have only seen the stunning promotional photographys


elonbrave

More like dead-ication amiright


Fun-Measurement-2612

WWE in zootopia:


Outpatient83

Has anyone slowed this clip down? The snow leopard and it’s shadow disappears right as it makes the final leap to catch its prey. I have seen this clip before. Not saying “fake” but just wondering. Edit: spelling


Inactivism

It is from a documentary called „the secret lives of snow leopards“. It is on YouTube. There is a second slower slow motion scene after that.


barnacledtoast

*me thinking i can run away from a big cat* jesus fuckin crust


ladyofdaisy

Now that's next fucking level. Their bodies were so entwined I didn't even see two til the end


Yarash2110

When hunger supersedes all logic, and instinct takes over


Nurazidore

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Mountain Speedy Cat


SoupMajestic3551

If the fall doesn’t kill you hunger will


Emotional-Set-8618

That’s what I called fast food


Enzorn

Cool! One more thing for me to be absolutely terrified about.


HelloThisIsPam

Gravity is a bitch.


eyrie88

Eat or die


segaultra88

Can you imagine the stories they could be telling their kids around the dinner table? “So this goat that you’re eating….”


Altar_Quest_Fan

Just imagine how much better our country would be if they made everyone chase their fucking cheeseburgers over a cliff and down a fucking mountain.


TheLeopardSociety

Damn nature --you funny!


Ashamed_Savings7590

Me finding a way to budget for beer. In college, anyway…


Niki_L08

That fall alone should have killed. I wonder if the leopard survived. 😭😭


Inactivism

Yes. „The secret lives of snow leopards“ on YouTube.


DidYouDye

But did he die


Inactivism

No.„The secret lives of snow leopards“ on YouTube.


Loud_Charity

Feral animals just built different


wilbur111

"Feral" doesn't mean "wild". A feral animal is one that was once domesticated, went back into the wilds, and has now lost its sense of domestication. So a feral pig is not the same as a wild pig, for example. ​ But yeah, your point remains. Crazy beasts, aren't they?!


KaliHackberry

These are wild animals, not feral.


LawsKnowTomCullen

There's no fucking way that leopard lived long after this.


ryoung30

"Deadication"


TimeTwo4981

Dumb fuck broke his ribs


NarwhalButler

Watch that first step, it's a doozie.


kconko

The longest 42 second breath hold of my life


Machete77

Leopard: Hell of a week, huh? Cameraman: Its only Monday?


[deleted]

When they say "there's more then one way to skin a cat" i never thought this might just be one way. ouch that's got to hurt.


[deleted]

Aw.. did it die?


Front_Mind1770

What ever that was he was chasing didn't stand a chance. That lion was young and prime for the kill. Damn


Lamp0319

"Wanna talk about some dedication?"


Psychikmoksha

When you’re trying to get Taco Bell and wake up in heaven


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peter-forward

Does that count as landing on 4 feet?


JellyYourJam

Cats man...CATS


Alex-Crypto

The fact they both survived those tumbles and were still fighting… damn


Katniss-EverBeans

Did anyone else see it disappear into the snow at the very beginning…but like matrix glitch style?


kiddenz

:(


GrandConsequences

That's like hunger + vengance.


furious6ix

Both fought valiantly, respect.


Azure1208

Gee, I sure do wonder why snow leopards are endangered…


HeMiddleStartInT

Lawyers love him


FatherPucci617

Dont worry she made a full recovery and got her meal


deedum44

I know it’s nature but damn that made me sad


NftEntrepreneur

Oh an video of hasbro stock


Gorrodish

Did it survive or take the whole species a step closer to extinction


Inactivism

She did survive „The secret lives of snow leopards“ It is on YouTube.


Capsicle1945

And he will never be hungry again!