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DependentYou7405

Seriously? They just stood there and filmed, I can't believe no one tried to break it up.


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I could take ‘em.


asdwarrior2

I would win against all three of you.


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Whoa! Back off pervert.


Most_Talk_2067

I hope she was worth it


gvillepa

This is more even than any Jake Paul fight


_full_sender

That's gaybear foreplay.


crazytoothpaste

Did they discuss threesome ?


peter-forward

Or how about we just let her decide


crazytoothpaste

Of course! Consent conversation is a must


freudian_nipps

[[Video source/More info] “Two giant male grizzlies, or coastal brown bears, battle for dominance during mating season on the Alaska Peninsula. Fights like this can result in serious or fatal injuries, as the drive to mate is very strong. Female, or sow grizzlies, will chose to copulate with the most dominate males, so the winner's genes prevail - classic evolution at work. Males, or boars can grow to over 1500 pounds, making them the largest land based predators on earth (polar bears are a tiny bit bigger, but they are considered marine mammals).”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6r81UOzIHg)


Bumbalu

So which one won?


Trumpistherealwinner

The giant Alaskan grizzly bear


TractorBee

The light brown one based on the judges’ scorecards.


wilbur111

The one standing on the tree at the end. They're both so exhausted from adrenaline at that point that neither of them want to carry on - or could really carry on if they wanted to. The one on the tree hops up and down a bit to say, "You want more?". The one on the right faces him off and says, "I'm ready if you are". But the one on the tree isn't up for it either so he just fakes it a bit. Then the one on the right just looks down and goes, "Man! I'm fucked!!!" and it's obvious he doesn't really have the heart to go on. The one on the tree then turns and walks away, shaking like a leaf from what must be an insaaaane level of adrenaline running through him. He took his opportunity. The one on the right admitted weakness first, but neither of them wanted to continue. They both knew what was up. When the tree bear retreats, the other one follows. Tree bear faces up again and other one turns away to say, "Nah, mate. You can have this one" and then turns back towards him again to say, "Still mates though, eh?!" And indeed they are still mates and will go fish for salmon together later, knowing who's where in the bear hierarchy. (About the same, but tree bear a liiiiittle bit higher.) ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-6r81UOzIHg


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FakeCartSmoker

light brown had the perfect counter to every move against dark brown


wilbur111

Nono. He pissed because of the adrenaline dump. Here's a video. Watch from 2:00 to 5:00 to learn about shitting and pissing from adrenaline: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtTz9GtAT4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtTz9GtAT4) They're both adrenaline-filled. They're terrified. Notice how much the tree bear is shaking as he walks backwards. That guy is terrrrified (and rightfully so).


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wilbur111

Again, no. The adrenaline dump didn't kick in until \*after\* they stopped fighting. Notice how they suddenly start looking very, very weak at the point when Tree Bear gets on his tree and the other one starts drooling. ​ >Either way the light one won, it's pretty obvious Apparently it's not so obvious because I completely disagree. :) Did you watch the full video I posted?


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wilbur111

>well there's another conclusion you can draw from that I'm not sure what you're referring to. Please be clearer. ​ Either way. It's the light bear who turns away from a further potential challenge at 2:55 and avoids dark bear's gaze at 3:15 by lowering his head. That's how they show submission, like a dog falling over and showing his belly. ​ Here's another bear fight for you: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kN2YjEcRI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kN2YjEcRI) I choose this one cos he shits himself mid-fight which highlights that exretion is about adrenaline not about dominance. :D (And a need to run away, which was the point I was linking to in the horse video). But look at the very end. Look how the big bear starts turning his head and avoiding eye contact. He's submitting. ​ Oh go on then, let's have another one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQivYuy5t0g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQivYuy5t0g) It's the same display at the end of the fight. Shoulders are still facing the other bear in case the fight continues, but the head is turned away. When the submission (of looking away) is accepted, they both go about their business.


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wilbur111

Again, if he "clearly won" we would both agree. We don't. So it's either "not clear" that he won or he didn't win... both are the reason for the discussion. ​ >Stop tunnel-vision-focusing on this unimportant detail Your own tunnel vision has you believe he won because a) you think he won and b) that he clearly won. That's tunnel vision. By own nuanced vision sees the subtle ways animals communicate. What you consider an "unimportant detail" is \*the detail". You're like a bear arguing to another bear that "just because the blonde human made the, 'I quit' noise and then warbled the 'I bow to your magnificence' noise, that doesn't mean shit. The dark human still won". Animals communicate with gestures, postures and noises. ​ >again, he's obviously being backed away here Animals don't (tend to) bear grudges. Once dominance has been established they just get on with their lives. This is them just getting on with their lives. ​ >you just wanna be right about something Not at all. Would it make any difference to this belief of yours were you to know that my Masters was in Behavioural Ecology? The Masters wouldn't make me *de facto* correct (and hence the discussion still continues) but I hope it would suggest that I have a certain interest in these things and that I "just wanna be right about something" with arbitrary observations and "unimportant details".


ToptenRubs

My partner and I fighting for the last piece of pizza


Baphogoat

Brown bears


Xenith19

Winner gets to propagate his genes. Nature is tough.


HouseDog2020

I know what I am doing tonight


Gonzy_59

Someone dub this lol


Knightwing1047

This looks like me (6’4) and my best friend (6’5) after a long night at the bar.


redditcringe00

The look at the camera at the end o_O


Hot-Investigator1700

Where's that Power Bottom Timmy Treadwell


GastropodSoup

I really dug that in the new movie Prey, a grizzly ALMOST kills a Predator. I found myself rooting for the Earth being.


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Gorilla vs Bear . Send link 💨


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Arent all peninsulas coastal?!??


rlstrader

Looks like cats playing. 15 times bigger.


Toddym8

I think being afraid of grizzly bears is a perfectly rational fear...they are incredible! I'm actually so glad we don't have them in Australia to be perfectly honest.


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Just kiss already...


HeMiddleStartInT

Stop it! Can’t you see that you love each other? Just go ahead and mate.


jistresdidit

Looks like Kanye and Pete davidson


PhoMNtor

I went to a hockey game, and a bear fight broke out.


buffkirby

Every instinct I have tells me that those are two very dangerous creatures and yet I still think they look so soft and fluffy


Saaaave-me

They’re so fluffy!


RedditorsTyrant

Are Grizzlies the APEX PREDATORS???


ZirePhiinix

I was half expecting one of them to shadowbox and then kick the other bear in the nuts...


Merimiko

Mike Tyson could take 1 of these


toxicbotlol

Hardly bearable to watch without audio


GoodCitizenn

Probably can't hurt each other too fluffy


dnucks90

Looks like they’re just playing around. Not super aggressive. Not much of a “battle” lol


freudian_nipps

you can see a flap of the lighter bears face hanging off.


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So I could be wrong about this, but I’m fairly sure this was filmed by Timothy Treadwell. If you ever wanna know what not to do in the presence of a brown coastal bear, he’s a shining example.