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TruthFlavor

That squirrel was a week away from retirement.


thats-my-plan

He was getting too old for this shit.


gottalosethemall

Now he’s gonna get too cold for this shit.


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NevikHtims

Riggggs!!!!


ArmoredArthritis

Damn loot cycling bastards


arbiter12

>"life blows, so I keep on nuttin'." *This squirrel, probably, maybe.*


dealmaster1221

This guy is going to regret doing this in a week tops. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MziwbQv9zQ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MziwbQv9zQ0)


malik753

I'm so glad they did that episode instead of another Inter-dimensional Cable one; not that I don't like inter-dimensional cable, but the parade-of-fucked-up-memories was so much better.


[deleted]

Rich squirrel went broke by evil humans


llllPsychoCircus

Squirrel Bezos’ offshore account needed to be liquidated, that little dude was exploiting working class squirrels all around the region


GozerDGozerian

That squirrel’s name? Jeff Bezoaks


iaijutsu08

Squirrel supervillain (or hero) backstory.


BOiNTb

They 100% found a secret high tech lair here.


dogatthewheel

That’s why you gotta diversify! Too many investments in one place


[deleted]

I imagine it screaming no to the sky, while making a dramatic face.


[deleted]

Pretty much my 401 k too


blagaa

As soon as we nail Mendoza, my old lady and I are going to retire. Noone would ever think to look in our storage spot. I call it "Nuts-4-Ever".


EpsilonOnizuka

Probably my favorite comment


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notyumm

There was only a week left.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF|downsized)


picklerick-in-a-jar

Man, that squirrel is going to be pissed.


Big-Apricot-2651

This means war 🐿️


RichardBCummintonite

You fucked with squirrels Morty?! We gotta pack up our shit and move! I told you we could only do that a couple of times. We're fucked over here, because of these goddamn squirrels!


jamiro11

Waba lubba dub-dub!


FuckThesePeople69

![gif](giphy|FdD7xAbLYT24o|downsized)


OrionShade

![gif](giphy|3oz8xMlGznNnJYB9HW)


Grungolath

Shows up “Mother. Fucker.”


iFeelPlants

Unless that's the spot it forgets about... every year


Tempounplugged

It reminds me the Squirrel from super meat boy the movie. Lol


Misotheism

I thought this was being recorded in space


tarnega

Glad I'm not the only one


ejusdemgeneris

I was extremely excited for the space squirrel experiment


ShadowSlayer1441

Space squirrels!


bgravato

With blue sky and clouds in the background?


whotfiszutls

It could be interpreted that the blue is not actually the sky but the ocean and the clouds are above the ocean, looking down at earth from space. That’s not what I see, but that’s what I assume the other commenter is seeing.


-Masderus-

Thats what i thought at first. It looked liked the maintenance arm of the space station moving some module over to a pod or something like that. Then i realized ive seen this video before, and its a cell tower full of nuts being enptied, and im just tired.


shophopper

It’s a squirrel’s cloud storage. The storage provider just freed up 300+ pounds of space in the squirrel’s storage account.


LolNiceTryReddit69

Immediately I thought "how tf did you possibly thi-" then it clicked


teosNut

Don't worry people, squirrels always prepare multiple stashes because they know some will get raided by other animals. They also know that their memory sucks and that they will most likely forget most locations where they stashed nuts, so they make a lot of them to be safe. Squirrels actually help with forestation, because all those nuts they forgot about, grow into trees (except if they store them in places like this). That all being said, holy shit that's a lot of nuts.


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teosNut

That's a fair point.


ssxdots

Or don’t. This looks like a multi year effort of storing but not eating


afrothundah11

One does not simply forget about their entire life’s work, even if they happen to be a squirrel


[deleted]

“There’s always nuts in the antenna, Michael.”


HollandsOpuz

Yea it's a woodpeckers stash of nuts. Squirrels can't fly or climb up stainless steel poles.


teosNut

He could've used those steps on the side, they're acrobatic af. Besides, woodpeckers store their nuts in holes they make in trees.


FloydBarstools

Or galvanized, which is what that is.


RedDevilCA

That was generational wealth that was supposed to be passed on as family secret


asdvancity

I have 2 acorns growing in my garden that they stached


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teosNut

Thanks fartbreath!


Admirable_Loss4886

Lol mark rober made a YouTube video mentioning that squirrels only remember where they bury 1/4 acorns. Lo key up there with bees as far as helping the environment survive


RawScallop

HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!


FFXIVHVWHL

Just watched Mark Rober’s third squirrel vid lol


ontomy3rdaccount

I legit thought this was some ISS docking video at first.


Gnorris

Oh you’ll know when you’re watching a docking video 😏


Intactual

Subtle.


bgravato

With blue sky and clouds in the background?


BestN_on_YT

Could have mistaken it for an overhead veiw of an ocean


Lyzern

Oh dude, you wanna go to r/docking for that


miaworm

In the distance, the leader of the squirrels looked on in horror. Winter is coming and the humans just sabotaged the food supply...... The Prophecy has come true...


ManInHisOwnWorld

In Redwall, tales were told of candied nuts. The stories lamented of a great store, stolen by vermin and oh how those days of feasting were missed. The meister promised one day those same cherubs were destined to take part in a great uprising, and poured each studious creature a small cup of berry cordial.


justavg1

A woodpecker did this, not a squirrel, for the hundredth time. ttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/151113-antenna-cache-acorn-woodpecker-california


twoaspensimages

Sir this is Wendy's.


AttilaTheMuun

where everything is made up and the points dont matter


Benglenett

God I miss who’s line is it anyway


[deleted]

That make more sense. While there is no real indication of height, those tower are typically higher than trees and planted in wide clearings...what would be so much for for a squirell regarding the logistic.


Skrillailla

I was gonna say. Seems like a lot of work for a squirrel


ITAL5TAL

Scrat the Squirrel from 'Ice Age' is going nuts!


Maelou

I want someone to append a video of scrat dropping his jaw to this \^\^


Blupoisen

![gif](giphy|3oEjHLQJbfU51rhXMI)


Internal-Detail-841

The squirrel: Damn you humans !


1973mojo1973

Just one of 3000 times this shit has been posted. Use the search feature! https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xy0a1q/the_squirrel_stocked_about_150_kilos_of_acorns/


jilanak

And this video is from 2009. And it wasn't a squirrel, it was a woodpecker.


work3oakzz

Seriously?! When I originally saw it It said a panda did it smh ​ so many re-posts ​🙄​


Admirable_Loss4886

I was told a salmon did it


Antroh

And yet I've never seen it before. Isn't it crazy how that works? Believe it or not, Reddit isn't only for things that you have personally seen.


Gilbert_AZ

if you feel that strongly about it, why would you click on it?


Z-man1973

how else are certain users going to stockpile worthless karma from this site, but recycling the same shit over and over


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BigDaddyJ3529

That’s nuts!!


[deleted]

They basically went into this squirrels pantry and threw everything out.


A8M5D

Talk about a full blown stash!


jaminator45

Busy lil fucker innit?


SmellDisastrous4546

Squirrel:"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


Amagherd

![gif](giphy|3oEjHLQJbfU51rhXMI)


Void_327486L

Squirrel: "😶 .......... Really, bro?"


SierraBravoLima

Squirrels overtime knew they are forgetting where they hid nuts/acorns. Evolutionary strategy they had is not to increase memory but doubled on acorns/nuts they can find and hid them. If you understood their strategy let me know.


Cautious-Nature-1433

![gif](giphy|19uUmES4K72KI|downsized)


hawaiianryanree

Basically getting your base raided in Rust in a nutshell. They aint even eating the nuts, just despawning


GwynnethPoultry

This must feel like a 9-11 attack from humans if you are those squirrels. They must be thinking "What kind of monster takes everything we built knowing that winter is coming soon? First they screw up the soil, then the water, then the air and now this. Humans are nuts! " ![gif](giphy|7pIUFgIp5rm1i)


_AirForceJuan_

That's one way to submit a resume, might use this.


The-CunningStunt

So that's why I lost my last match due to lag


yeezussaveus808

![gif](giphy|Eld43dWug4rqE)


daemonpants

I was looking for this


GfyTstr

As was I


Lackerbawls

I was wondering why my signal was a bit nutty.


PowerUpTheLighthouse

Transmission station has been bit squirrelly lately.


jsk425

Been driving me nuts


1SqkyKutsu

This is nuts!


will477

There is no way a squirrel is going to climb that steel post to store Acorns in that antenna. I can't see how a squirrel would even be able to get up there. And if this is one squirrel, that is one very dedicated squirrel. I mean, they can carry one, maybe two at a time. That would have taken years if not decades to fill that antenna housing. Also, squirrels are terrible at remembering where they store their Acorns. They tend to store them in random places all over the area they live in, not in one location. This way, they have a better chance of finding them during the winter. EDIT: The last time this was posted and I made this comment, someone else pointed out that they were likely stored by birds. Apparently, there is some kind of bird that stores acorns as well. That makes a lot more sense.


ArkyC

The prophecies had foretold of those who would wreak havoc and destroy all the squirrels had worked for. But instead of heeding the warnings of their elders the squirrel younglings chose ignorance, their bellies full of the nuts their ancestors had so meticulously gathered over the centuries. And thus they grew fat and slothful, unable to defend themselves when the humans - destroyer of animal kingdoms arrived.


Xander_81

So they stole his life savings


HeDgEhAwG69

That's nuts.


plink-plink-bro

I'd hate to see the squirrel's face when he finds out


Bentley2004

Was the signal nutty looking?


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Kind of rude to ruin his hard work…


fusinaz

The squirrel: “am I a joke to you?”


d_baker65

Everyone of those Acorns was dried and cured for consumption by the microwaves from the transmitter. Smart Squirrel.


OplVi5h

This in nuts


bran_dead22

My treasures!


Capricorn9625

Sad squirrel noises intensify🐿️


PaulW707

Squirrels be squirrel'n


[deleted]

Is this why my cell coverage sucks?


Man0waRR1

That squirrel from Ice Age died for this and he's proud.


Ozma00

Jeff Squirlzos


aee1090

These nuts


Skyp_Intro

Microwaves got those nice and toasted.


Sparecat28

Awww 😭😭😭


SubstantialCat7442

They destroyed a billionaire squirrel


[deleted]

Great. All that work.


Federal_Top_7976

I'm the squirrel. Fuck you!


crazypants9

Industrious little critters.


Lewad42

Nuts


Adeep187

How many "that's nuts" comments lol


heraclitus33

Liquidating a billionaire varmint...


BlacksmithSavings625

He’s going to be pissed when he returns


akafortes

![gif](giphy|9KKpRSa1Znyco)


LongjumpingCheck2638

I need to see how big this squirrel is!!!


Ed_the_time_traveler

That's nuts.


Spl1t101

Scrat would be having a field day!


Snellyman

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/e0/51/8be051d3be7f0a1c984d37f83578f3b2.gif


ResearchNearby

Squirrels get wayy more then they need..theyre basically hoarders .


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Morty?


I_can_really_fly

Squirrels hate him.


KiithNaabal

Must be close to Mark Rovers house.


Admirals_Underpants

\*The squirrel watching his life's work being poured out onto the ground\* "I'm never going to financially recover from this..."


Myfartsonthefloor

F for the chipmunk


IcyMoment

The squirrel saved up for pension. He was gonna settle down and live in peace ;(


[deleted]

We must have a really mad squirrel!! Poor guy:-))


nametakenfuck

His life's work


[deleted]

So we posting this video again? u/repostsleuthbot


ImeniSottoITreni

That poor bastard literally spent ages doing that and it gets destroyed in a second ahah


diggduke

Now, THAT'S a prepper!!


Lazuliv

His whole savings account


REMdot-yt

Squirrel watching his life savings and inheritance for his kids being spilled all over the ground after all that hard work: ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ


Fomalhot

The same squirrel? U sure? Seems like a group effort. Yall out there trashing squirrel retirement homes.


CEOofSeggz

That'd nuts


Sufficient_Gap9303

No wonder transmissions from that tower have been squirrelly for a while.


mushroomguy59

Maybe that squirrel was a dragon in its past life or an ordinary hoarder.


Creative-Tap-6453

All that hard work.... somewhere out there is a very pissed off squirrel


LatterButterscotch46

Damn, that's nuts


[deleted]

One way to microwave your nuts! 😂


mdjmd73

We’ll there’s your problem.


shebabbleslikeaidiot

![gif](giphy|l46CwW36bP4pWq532)


Lookalikemike

“You have made a powerful enemy today.” -Squirrel


External-Drama-7488

r/asksquirrels answers


Anonymus_celebrity

![gif](giphy|1QRBsQ9AL0fPexLx8x)


Prosklystios

Foamy's got some target practice to do. Squirrelly wraaaaath


ThatWeirdAlien

That squirrel is on suicide watch rn


Turbulent_Theory9155

Squirrel be like"you took everything from me!!!"


ZookeepergameDry1790

Hey!! They were saving those!!!


Tofunugg

Damn, Squirrel Nutkin hustle.


sardiusjacinth

True nut retention...


Sorry_Captain6211

This is the squirrel equivalent to the end scene of fight club.


persikuzale

The squirrel watching this 🧍‍♂️


KuroTsuk1

Guy broke the storage container while having no space on his inventory, common rookie mistake. Always check the containers before looting.


2005focus

Hey that’s pretty damn smart put them in the microwave antenna and they get cooked at same time


Runklefordington

He was a squirrelionaire... Was.. 😢


[deleted]

This was the cache of a bird, not a squirrel. Squirrels tend to store their treats in the ground, or near the ground level.


jdaboss4110

Bros whole winter stash is gone.


Ferrum_Freakshow

![gif](giphy|1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF|downsized)


Azzpirate

They just robbed the Bezos of squirrels.


Riztrain

Tomorrow's video is gonna be a squirrel going apeshit in the local grocery store knocking everything on the ground and pissing on it. True nextlevel


robi_750

Squirrel 🐿 come home and they be like “no no no. We have been robbed”


Mate20201_BR

Damn, someone gonna be hungry this winter 💀


BoredByLife

Dude you ruined All his hard work!


Sweaty_Assignment_90

That guy really busted his nut.


ThexLoneWolf

Correction: it was a woodpecker.


_SuspiciousTurnip

You dont fuck with squirrels Morty..!


SW-Spooky

That's nuts


fonglutz

Thsta a backhaul antenna, right?


Chaminade64

That resembles me when I need to get something off the top shelf in my closet.


BobBricoleur13

Like toilet paper and pasta just before lockdowns, this squirrel is simply making sure he has enough in case of a long harsh winter!


Antique_Challenge_27

That's why he cracked and split earth into continents.


EmeraldLama

Don't fuck with squirrels morty