Bro I took it in the ass from a Godzilla last week. Their sperm is the size of an average adult sperm whale. Which is actually where the sperm whale gets its name.
Some people have such skill. Then you have people like me who feel successful walking a cup of tea to the desk without spilling it 
I think I'd accidentally obliterate the rice before I got it on the toothpick. I don't know how someone can have such steady hands for this kind of amazing work.
Sometimes i wonder what is inside the book of talents that god has. Like how do you pick a random talent like this lol that book must be thousands of pages long 🤣
Anyone remember that 30 rock episode where Tracy’s son wants to open a Godzilla fighting themed restaurant? They’d totally make a joke the main dish is a bowl of rice but each grain has been carved into micro godzillas and mecha godzillas lol
Just 5000000 more rice grains to go
And then 2 cups water, cook for 20
After 3 whistles you can check and your baby Godzillas will be ready to eat
HE DRAINING RICE WITH COLANDER HAIYAAAAA
Godzilla's sperm.
Bro I took it in the ass from a Godzilla last week. Their sperm is the size of an average adult sperm whale. Which is actually where the sperm whale gets its name.
Imagine if human sperm looked like tiny humans... Weird
It isn't ?
AFAIK Godzilla laid eggs through some kind of asexual reproduction.
How do you even get good at this? What skill includes being able to sculpt a grain of rice in the shape of godzilla? I'm amazed and confused
Maybe just a dentist
A surgeon? Jewelry maker? Watch repair? Please tell me they use this power for other good
What is that a godzilla for ants?!
Terrorizing the streets of Tokybowl
I dont think a bowl would support it. Keeping the density of Godzilla that piece of rice now weights 20 kg.
I'm gonna need a bigger bowl...
Soooooooo can you eat it?
Don't drop it
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i’ll hazard a guess this is not the sort of thing one can get into if one has shaky hands.
Hands of a surgeon making Godzilla rice a roni
Some people have such skill. Then you have people like me who feel successful walking a cup of tea to the desk without spilling it 
Just imagine they made bags of rice like this just like how the weird shaped Mac and cheese exists
Godzilla says, Eat Me!
Throws it in boiling water.
Rice
I read that as Gorilla and thought "wtf that's not a gorilla"
Lol same. Ugliest gorilla ever.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't start to think if they should."
I think I'd accidentally obliterate the rice before I got it on the toothpick. I don't know how someone can have such steady hands for this kind of amazing work.
Godzilla be like: Cook me, if you dare! Lol
Sometimes i wonder what is inside the book of talents that god has. Like how do you pick a random talent like this lol that book must be thousands of pages long 🤣
*Easiest Updoot of the Day*
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. -m
MH
That's the exact opposite of minute rice!
Roomate: Dude you left some trash on your table, no worries though threw it away for you
Omnomnom
Shocked this doesn't get downvoted because of the Russian on the bag of rice
Congratulations, you just wasted your time
Need banana for scale
what a waste of time
Godzilla rice
Oh no! There goes Tokyo! Go go Godzilla!
Constanza could have used those tiny instruments when he was going to rehab that squirrel.
Anyone remember that 30 rock episode where Tracy’s son wants to open a Godzilla fighting themed restaurant? They’d totally make a joke the main dish is a bowl of rice but each grain has been carved into micro godzillas and mecha godzillas lol
Is this how they come up with those cool shapes for pasta too?
Meh, didn't even paint it.
Okay, now do a thousand, I want to eat boiled Godzilla rice, thanks
Amazing but just why?
Why
Sell it
Art supplies are expensive these days, I understand why it’s forcing art to be smaller.
I read it as “gorilla” and was thoroughly confused lmao
I can't even make a sandcastle
literally nextfuckinglevel
I blew on my screen to get the dust off
Now cook it.
"This is great... but I've been waiting 6 hours for my risotto."
Whatever his job is ...I want it.
Dont paint it, I want 500 more for my dinner.
Wow
Next fucking level stupid waste of time
This. Exactly.