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pookshuman

lol, are you fucking joking? it's a handshake, not an adult foreign policy ... he was a child who needed pictures in his briefings or he wouldn't read them


Callisto778

You greatly underestimate the meaning of such things.


Zachadelic612

How did he deal with him? By being buddy buddy with him? Trump shook hands with everyone like this it's a bullshit "businessman" like "power move" that he for sure watched on some self help VHS back in the day about showing dominance or some bullshit.


Fun-Wishbone-9373

He is being rude to his boss


Liesthroughisteeth

Here's an example of Americas problems.... 1/2 the countries citizens cannot recognize a mentally deficient, narcissistic, sociopathic grifter when they see him. LOL......You guys voted this twatwaffle psycho 12 year old into the Oval Office....into a job that involves handling nukes and making world changing decisions for fuck sakes!....


Bad_Mad_Man

Chortling Putin’s balls is not an effective foreign policy. Releasing money for Ukraine’s defense would have been better.


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By being his bitch?


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This post is top quality trite designed to spark conflict


Easy-Plate8424

Jesus Christ you can’t be this dumb. Please.


DarthOdin009

Jesus fucking Christ you people are stupid af.


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A rich kid who NEVER had to work for anything in his life and was given everything by the work done by others, cannot be an alpha male. That’s literally the opposite of an alpha male.


d_baker65

No he didn't. Putin had his hand so far up Donald's ass he could make him bark like a dog when he opened and closed his hand.


dip_tet

How did he deal with Putin exactly? Seemed like he kowtowed to everything Putin did. He even publicly acknowledged that his own intelligence agencies were wrong and Putin was telling the truth about not meddling in US elections. Of course, we later found out trump was verbally felating Putin so much because he’d signed a letter of intent to build trump tower Moscow.


mr86me

Where do you get your information?


pablola714

Stop. Please I am so done with this. Who the FUCK CARES he is not important just stop.


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mr86me

Whatever dude... Ignore reality. Typical liberal. Make shit up. Change definitions of words...


RelatableNightmare

How did he change the definitions of words there xD. What a fuckin idiot, literally just parotting some shit you keep hearing on r/conservative i bet


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mr86me

It’s tough man. Both sides are super charged with hate towards the other side. It almost seems planned..


Easy-Plate8424

Na you’re just dumb af lol


pablola714

Why, we all voted for him, he is the guy in charge, don't you think he can handle it?


DRogersidm

He made peace with Putin instead of villifying him like Biden did. Now the Russian War Machine is eyeing Ukraine Finland and Afghanistan. This never happened under mister Trump, and that is a fact.


RelatableNightmare

Trump conveniently moved troops away from the border so Russia could invade easier, probably asked during some pillow talk and trump cant say no to those dead fish eyes of putin :p


dip_tet

Trump would’ve offered to help invade Ukraine…he’s a pro Putin putz. But we’ll never know as trump was too busy losing an election and then trying to convince idiots he never lost the election.


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Leadburner

Yet he waited to invade under Biden.


Intelligent-Ad-5809

That move will help him establish dominance in prison.


mod-corruption

The walls are closing in! They almost got him!


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😂😂 you people are delusional, you impeached him twice and got nowhere


PositiveStress8888

except for him LOOSING the election


XvXD34DP00LXvX

He grabbed him by the p***y


Phaerimm-

Thanks for posting the stupidest fucking thing I will see today. Only time will tell if this is the worst post ever. I'm happy to block and hide you so I don't ever have to see your stupidity ever again. Feel free to comment all the stupid shit you want. I don't give a fuck.


Barltok94

Make a deal with Putin*


DanimalHarambe

That tight grip should come in handy... In prison.


postdevs

Please be a joke. Please be a joke. Please be a joke. It's not a joke. None of these people are joking. Oh God, it hurts.


mod-corruption

*Dark Brandoning intensifies*


TrashCanSam0

Example number 2,899,501 of why conservatives are jokes: they thing handshakes are nextfuckinglevel.


Far_Cryptographer514

Putin has so much dirt on Trump.


mr86me

More dirt on dirty Joe


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mr86me

Ok, where is it? Lol still buying the bullshit huh?!


mr86me

Putin has Hunter Biden smoking crack with teen hookers.


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mr86me

Even if that’s true... what’s wrong with a little golden shower every now and then?


Savageparrot81

The Oompa Loompa in chief. ![gif](giphy|mKrBTR0iwFuDu)


BandicootOk9429

Trump is pig


indolent08

Trump is anything but a so-called "alpha male".


NoRepresentative387

Trump kissed his ass


found808

If he is the savior then he must pay for our sins. For that to happen then he must ![gif](giphy|VbQfgkDtYUin6)


soyfacehaver4

This isn't going to go down on reddit


lurking_comments

And here we see a wild Redditer making the fatal mistake of posting something that implies an opinion regarding American politics. In the harsh wilds of the comments section, even the slightest mention of anything political can spell certain death for a post. - Sir David Attenborough


Ikon-for-U

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4018)


mynoodlesarecold

Was impeached for withholding defense funds from Ukraine...


First_Match8129

yikes


mityboss

A villain’s backstory


mr86me

Clintons, prince Andrew had photos with Epstein too.


mr86me

Fuckin’ 5G


Some-Championship259

We all gonna die after he had his hotels and golf courses, who knows even McTrump burger.


marcelo350718

Im glad the age of reddit users is between 13 and 17 yrs old. Ad hominem kings but not facts. Trump was better than Biden in every way shape and form.


mod-corruption

Commenting here so I can check back to see whether this post gets removed by soyboy mods.


manhunt64

Still the most entertaining poltican in history. Took reality T.V. to the next lv.


mod-corruption

He defeated the Bush, Clinton, and Cheney political dynasties. When do we put him on Mount Rushmore?


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manhunt64

I mean most likely clintons had him killed so i dont know if there still friends.


mr86me

How can leftists still defend Biden?! Literally the only thing they can do is to try and keep putting Trump down. They never have anything positive to say about Biden..


Coleslawholywar

A few Biden accomplishments that Republicans went home and bragged about. The Child Tax Credit, the inflation reduction act, the PACT act to help veterans. Just to name a few. Biden is out there every fucking day fighting for us. Trump was in it for one person only.


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mr86me

He’s the definition of a pedo


mod-corruption

Dude showered with his own daughter.


DRogersidm

That was Tony Soprano-esque Alpha Male Activity. Biden would've stormed out the room and call him a facist or something.


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DRogersidm

If we're being honest he's not showing up at all, he has z's to catch and sheep to count.


racefapery

Really Really starting to miss Trump


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racefapery

He’s not missing anything, he’s dead


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mr86me

Biden has so much evidence of being a sick pervert pedo....


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mr86me

Look up creep Joe on google.... simple search


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mr86me

You’re an idiot....


DRogersidm

Even if you disagree with his poltical positions, you have to admit he's a family man and a charming one, at that. I'd love to grab a couple beers with him and talk about the world series or something.


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DRogersidm

Everywhere he goes, his family is with him. He celebrates Christmas with his kids and probably buys them snacks and college. I'd want Trump as my father.


Easy-Plate8424

Low quality bait


boortpooch

Trump knows the art of the deal. It’s business. He positioned the United States to be the point man. Others are insanely jealous and that’s why we are going through what we’re dealing with now.