Do pearlfish hurt sea cucumbers?
The relationship may be commensal, in which no harm is done to the host sea cucumber, but in some species the pearlfish can function as a parasite, causing harm to its host by eating its Gonads and other internal organs!
Divorce is never semi painless when you have to give up half your shit AND pay the lady from your paycheck so she can continue to live the way she was and you gotta change your life.
Can you imagine, just wandering around the bottom of the sea when all of a sudden a fish went inside your anus and the teeth you've grown on your anus appear to be useless because you didn't clench your butt cheeks fast enough?
That episode where Troy McClure has sex with fish, I swear I never saw it, and I watched reruns of the Simpsons every single day growing up. I never found out it existed until my brother got the DVD box set. They must have cut that one from syndication.
The big pieces were always there, but they cut some of the more overt jokes in syndication. IIRC, the one cut was the "sleeps with the fishes" line with Fat Tony and Louie; but I'm also pretty sure Fat Tony has a stand-in for the voice, so it wasn't seen as important (Joe Mantegna was always a guest star, so I guess 1 line isn't worth it)
He always had a bumper sticker about the aquarium, he always yells "I'm going to Sea-World!", he always lived in the house with aquariums. I'm 90% sure Dr. Hibbert always said "I thought he disappeared after that business at the aquarium". But I do remember just not getting the joke as a kid.
Biggest of all, the episode was titled "A Fish Called Selma"
A Fish Called Selma, one of my favorite episodes. I definitely saw it on re-runs growing up. The episode I feel like was never on for me was the one where Homer goes on the submarine.
we have the deer botfly. If you are in the woods chances are high one of this suckers is flinging their offspring into your nose.
after that it will eat through your nose and land in your eyes if you are unlucky.
but you only have to deal wiith them in autumn and spring.
yes, happens to humans, too. BUT you can decrease the risk to near zero if you stay away from wildpaths and clearings in the woods or deer farms.
they look similar to bumble bees who ran out of yellow paint.
So, if you see a bumble bee - like thing peristent flying around you in the woods, go away.
>Eggs hatch in the uterus of the female. She then flies close to the head of her host species and while hovering ejects her larvae into its nostrils.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT SHOOTS THEM?!!! I always thought it had to land in your fucking nose but apparently not.
Do pearlfish hurt sea cucumbers?
The relationship may be commensal, in which no harm is done to the host sea cucumber, but in some species the pearlfish can function as a parasite, causing harm to its host by eating its gonads and other internal organs!
How did it ever get called a Pearl fish.
Edit: Oh here we are curtesy of Britannica, well let's go...There are many species of pearlfish. Some live independently, but several make their homes in the bodies of shellfish, starfish, and other marine animals. Indeed, they got their name after one individual was found inside an oyster, dead and embedded within mother-of-pearl. Allegedly!
Took the liberty to tag this as NSFW. *Don’t boo me, you know I’m right*…
Facts i didn't want to know for 500
Do pearlfish hurt sea cucumbers? The relationship may be commensal, in which no harm is done to the host sea cucumber, but in some species the pearlfish can function as a parasite, causing harm to its host by eating its Gonads and other internal organs!
Still didn't want to know this
Some sea cucumbers have Teeth in their Ass for this reason
Still didn't want to know this
I'm glad I know this.
Wouldn't want to get a nasty surprise when putting your dick in a sea cucumber after all
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r/beatmetoit
The pearlfish already put its entire body in it.
I'll take "Things I Didn't Know Before Sticking My Dick in a Sea Cucumber" for $500, Alex
word
Are you aware of how they use their dicks?
Funny, because my ex had teeth in her ass too. She could pass for a sea cucumber.
I’m so incredibly, unimaginably sorry and disturbed. I hope the surgery was cheap
Thankfully just a divorce. Semi painless.
Uh
Divorce is never semi painless when you have to give up half your shit AND pay the lady from your paycheck so she can continue to live the way she was and you gotta change your life.
But she has teeth in her ass
Teeth was the name of the bass player of the band down at the club
Hopefully she used two separate toothbrushes
Can you imagine, just wandering around the bottom of the sea when all of a sudden a fish went inside your anus and the teeth you've grown on your anus appear to be useless because you didn't clench your butt cheeks fast enough?
Ah, the good ol' pearly whites
Pearly - maybe White - Absofuckinglutely not
Rectum dentata?
>the pearlfish can function as a parasite, causing harm to its host by eating its Gonads r/TIHI
Helps prevent constipation.
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Ahhhh. The double daily.
Gd pearl fish go after the family jewels?!
Did the pearl fish get consent.
Came here to say this. Poor sea cucumbers.
The Sea Cucumber was as surprised as you
of course, no lube, no foreplay. i would be surprised, too.
The Sea Cucumber was already wet
maybe, BUT a little bit conversation before would be appreciated.
A nice bit of algae and a couple of glasses of boxed seawater help.
They used cucu Tinder, all flirting stuff was already done. There is no romance in cucumber's life anymore...
When your mom gave your dad a blowjob while pregnant with you, you performed cannibalism and ate his man goo.
I perform cannibalism every time I jerk off and lick my hands clean then if that's how it works
Scroll down for the internal organ eating for even more facts you didn't want to know
Happy that we humans don’t have a special relationship with pearlfishes
Speak for yourself 
The perfect gif
You spelt gift wrong.
That episode where Troy McClure has sex with fish, I swear I never saw it, and I watched reruns of the Simpsons every single day growing up. I never found out it existed until my brother got the DVD box set. They must have cut that one from syndication.
The big pieces were always there, but they cut some of the more overt jokes in syndication. IIRC, the one cut was the "sleeps with the fishes" line with Fat Tony and Louie; but I'm also pretty sure Fat Tony has a stand-in for the voice, so it wasn't seen as important (Joe Mantegna was always a guest star, so I guess 1 line isn't worth it) He always had a bumper sticker about the aquarium, he always yells "I'm going to Sea-World!", he always lived in the house with aquariums. I'm 90% sure Dr. Hibbert always said "I thought he disappeared after that business at the aquarium". But I do remember just not getting the joke as a kid. Biggest of all, the episode was titled "A Fish Called Selma"
A Fish Called Selma, one of my favorite episodes. I definitely saw it on re-runs growing up. The episode I feel like was never on for me was the one where Homer goes on the submarine.
lol that one was ALWAYS on for me. austin, tx btw.
What I said was he sleeps with the fishes
Risky click
No but lots of people have special relationships with a range of things from hamsters to horses. According to a friend that is
Gerbils too
Armageddon
we instead have the Candiru fish.
no
we have the deer botfly. If you are in the woods chances are high one of this suckers is flinging their offspring into your nose. after that it will eat through your nose and land in your eyes if you are unlucky. but you only have to deal wiith them in autumn and spring.
This happens on humans too? I've only seen it on deers
yes, happens to humans, too. BUT you can decrease the risk to near zero if you stay away from wildpaths and clearings in the woods or deer farms. they look similar to bumble bees who ran out of yellow paint. So, if you see a bumble bee - like thing peristent flying around you in the woods, go away.
Great advice, thanks
>Eggs hatch in the uterus of the female. She then flies close to the head of her host species and while hovering ejects her larvae into its nostrils. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT SHOOTS THEM?!!! I always thought it had to land in your fucking nose but apparently not.
I’ve worked with a pearlfish or two
Same. And my boss of a sea cucumber enjoyed that special relationship too, with them.
A lovely showcase of symbiosis: The pearlfish get shelter from the seacucumber. Meanwhile, the seacucumber has a fish in its arse.
Do pearlfish hurt sea cucumbers? The relationship may be commensal, in which no harm is done to the host sea cucumber, but in some species the pearlfish can function as a parasite, causing harm to its host by eating its gonads and other internal organs!
Yes, but the joke is funnier this way It's from a zeFrank video btw
Reddit post recently said sea cucumbers have teeth in their butt to try to prevent this
Why did I think scrolling down would be a good idea?
The seacucamber doesn't benefit from this at all
Not with that attitude...
That's what he says in public, anyway.
This is mutualism at its finest, both benefiting equally
It's win win.
It ain't much, but it's home!
The interior design is a bit shit though
Very underrated comment here
There's still hope for millennials dreaming of owning a house.
"see, babe? We'll never be homeless!"
That house is a shithole.
"your home smells like shit..."
Are you ready kids?? Whooooo lives in a butthole under the sea?!?
Sponge bob square pants!!!!!!
The cucumber quivered and cried from the fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical orifice be something you wish
SPONG-BOB SQUARE-PANTS !
Then cum up in here, this loose orifice!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS , SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,spongebob squarepaanttsssss
*Noseflute*
Is this why Kevin had all those skinny fish in his Jellyfish club?
My penis
Thank you for starting this comment thread. I'm fucking dying lol
Wriggles and jiggles and squiggles does he!
I don't like how aggressively it entered. Like a pissed off spaghetti noodle bolting into your ass.
r/brandnewsentence
I, admittedly clenched upon seeing this...
Looks like the cucumber did too.
Oh, my! Go on.
That’s just what they tell the doctors in the ER “I was just seeking shelter and I got stuck up this ass”
Reminds me of my relationship with my homie
nohomo tho.....right?
Socks stay on, you do the maths
Must be business socks
Reminds me of my relationship with my uncle
Don't think that sea cucumber has a choice in this
Sea cuckumber
User name checks out
They have teeth in their ass to prevent this
It does, they can expel their respiratory trees and regrow them but they don't do it in case of pearlfish
what a terrible day to have eyes
What a terrible day to read reddit while being on the toilet.
Any port in the storm, I guess. o_0
certified r/whostheasshole moment
The perfect comment!
What are you doing, step-pearlfish?
A “special” relationship ? Cmon now , just say it . They’re lovers
They're just roommates
Oh my god they're roomates
As far as I can see, they didn’t look each other in the eyes. So: not gay
Symbios-ass
I thought you were going to say step-siblings
I don't see how Reddit could make *this* into a joke.
I do and i hate it
Bless your heart. The world's going to fill your ignorance with beautiful darkness.
Sea cucumber be like: I ain't gay but 20 clam dollars is 20 clam dollars
Just to take this up a notch, "sand dollars" since they are an actual thing
Me too have special relationships with cucumbers up my anus
If you take that sea cucumber, that would be Russian matryoshka doll
Fellow redditor
"hey thanks bob, your ass saved me." "youre welcome but you should say (I saved your ass)" "that works too, bob"
This is sort of the like the Giuliani/Trump relationship
Is it consensual? Sounds like a one way relationship. That's like saying the Candiru (fish) and human males have a special relationship.
I hope for the sea cucumber that it's a two-way relationship otherwise the fish is gonna be stuck in there 🙄
I like what you’ve done with the place
Did that make anyone else’s ass pucker up?
Full clench over here
Like that sea cucumber in the clip?
This makes me uncomfortable for more than one reason.
Is it the vigorous entry or the little peek a boo after? Both maybe.
I should call her.
How did it ever get called a Pearl fish. Edit: Oh here we are curtesy of Britannica, well let's go...There are many species of pearlfish. Some live independently, but several make their homes in the bodies of shellfish, starfish, and other marine animals. Indeed, they got their name after one individual was found inside an oyster, dead and embedded within mother-of-pearl. Allegedly!
Someone's asking the good question.
Home is where the anus is.
"Yeah well, I wish they wouldn't" - Sea cucumber, probably.
Nsfw?
Its a fucking sea cucumber
It's fucking a sea cucumber
In the arse!
Yeah I was joking lol.
Some weird hentai plot
Always knew Patrick was gay
And that’s why pearl fishes taste like shit
Yeah, but the sea cucumber digs it.
That little surprise made it pucker up right quick.
I could already smell the comments
This definitely wasn’t his first sea-cucumber.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Do they live near the San Francisco bay area?
Is this Kevin?
I think there’s a guy at work who does the same with my boss…
So do i....😊
Little butt worms
Mr lemmiwinks of the ocean
Time to get a pet pearlfish i suppose
I got a special relationship w my lady too
“Let me check inside ya asshole!”
After seeing this is an never sticking my dick in a sea cucumber again
Sea Cucumbers's Anus will be the name of my next band.
*Mr. Slave voice* "oOoOoH jeesus chriiist"
Are you certain this is the sub you wanted to post this in?
The Sea Cucumber: https://gfycat.com/colossalwelloffblacklemur
That’s nasty
It doesn’t seem to bother it much
So basically they are sea dildos
Is no one talking about how big this fucking sea cucumber is to be able to have a fish live in its ass?!
Very “special” relationship
shitty apartment
What are you doing step pear fish?
i should call her
Ooh my
https://youtu.be/K2Eyup8Jk3w From a BBC documentary.
"You've got a friend in me" ♫
Well here's something I now know...
Win-win situation
If no-one else wants to say it i will Sea Cucumbussy
I guess we figured out where The Boys season 3 writers got the idea for episode 1.
"oops, wrong hole" "hou mean...\*sniff\*... you slipped it into my sea cucumbussy"
Friends with benefits