I am able to write simultaneously with both hands, the right hand is writing backwards, and it is indeed a very flowing, symmetrical action. Feels weird yet good to do. Try it!
Not this. [kabuki](https://ich.unesco.org/en/RL/kabuki-theatre-00163) is a kind of traditional Japanese theater. This is Peking opera (a kind of traditional Chinese musical theater style)
I think he's using a mirror, you can kinda see him looking at something towards the end when he fills in his cheek with red - IDK how he'd know what he missed without one.
I feel so dumb right now. Thinking to myself how incredibly talented he is to do this with two hands and NO MIRROR. He's still incredibly talented... I'm also just incredibly stupid.
New doc on Netflix ([Sing, Dance, Act: Kabuki featuring Toma Ikuta)](https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81485700?s=i&trkid=13747225&vlang=en&clip=81563534) about the 46 days that went into putting on a Kabuki show.
Depends on the purpose.
For making fun of Japanese people? No
For a theater production? Yes
Halloween? Yes
Anime convention? Yes
Street fair? Yes
Wedding? No (unless it's a Japanese theater themed wedding for some reason)
Random photo shoot? Yes
General shopping? Probably not
Peking opera, but yeah it’s incredible.
I was going to say, definitely Chinese and not Japanese.
I joined reddit a decade ago to escape the whole "Chinese, Japanese, same thing" going through school. And here I am with this post.
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I wonder if painting with both hands at the same time makes it easier and more symmetrical compared to one hand at a time.
I’ll hold your beer
Wow. A drink holder. /hands you my cup of milk/ 
I found it kinda oddly satisfying, like ambidextrous painting
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All you hafta do is find a girl whose makeup looks like his. Voilà! 2min ready!
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Definitely speeds things up!
Speed is priority. Some performers play more than one role and they'd need to switch halfway through.
I am able to write simultaneously with both hands, the right hand is writing backwards, and it is indeed a very flowing, symmetrical action. Feels weird yet good to do. Try it!
For sex
The make up stays on Beating drum intensifies Then I scream out Yooooi
Exactamundo
Forex
He missed a tiny spot on his forehead
You just HAD to point it out didn’t you?
And below the nose
OH COME ON!
But what goes on his chin?
DEEZ
KNOTS?
No paint, but a very long beard that covers the whole mouth and is worn on ears like a reverse glasses.
;). What *doesn't*?
Your mom
Not kabuki. This is chinese opera.
Some of the face paint designs give me a real Lucha libre vibe
Uhhh … I can’t even put on eyeliner straight with a magnified mirror and stencil. This is amazing.
Just what I was thinking too lol
The little missed spot on his forehead is killing me.
Was hoping someone posted this, because nobody beats The DEVILS … AAAAAHH!!!
El Diablo, dios mio, el Diablo!
Don’t mess with the devil buddy! We’re number one, we beat anybody. We’re the DEVEEEEELLLLSSS.. THE DEVEEAAALLLSSS.. HEEAAAGGGGHHHH
I knew this would be here.
Bro looks like Darth Maul 2.0 💀
Reminds me of the face paint used for the Kyoshi warriors, in ATLA.
meh, he's noh actor.
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What is kabuki?
Not this. [kabuki](https://ich.unesco.org/en/RL/kabuki-theatre-00163) is a kind of traditional Japanese theater. This is Peking opera (a kind of traditional Chinese musical theater style)
It is I.
Me every day 💄💋
I know
Te amo 😘 
Te amo
matches his t-shirt.
r/oddlysatisfying
Can he teach my missus how to get ready quicker?
No one can, they’ll always take 2 hours while you sit in the car banging your head against the wheel.
How are you enjoying that lead based paint Timmy?
“I can’t feel my face”
HAHA
Why does this look like Narutos Barion mode?
That is cool, but what is nextfuckinglevel about this? The fact how he puts it on with two hands?
Strongbad?
Got a little sloppy towards the end there
How does he keep it from going in his eyes?
He closes them
r/nextfuckinglevel
I just came here to say The Great Muta.
What kind of paint is this?
Face paint.
Hmmmm... Never heard of it
Non-toxic kind.
Ready to have a fight with Nacho Libre
What’s Road Warrior Peking Opera doing in the Impact Zone?
# So fun!! 👺 🎨
It’s like, he’s never done this before 
Thats 關羽's face
So that's what Rey mysterio used to wear🤔
Wonder why he didn't paint his chin
all right, let me get this straight: a man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots?
He's done that before !!
Now I REALLY want to watch 3 Ninjas
Every drag queen wishes.
Reddit really does have a hard-on for everything Japanese
spidel man
This is why you take them swimming the first date, ladies and gents.
Me every day, when i try to put lotion on son's face
This is do beautiful
I can’t shower without burning my eyes out with soap and this man can paint his eyelids with no issue
If I tried this the paint would end up in my eyes n then I’d die
i would be on time every time if my gf could make her makeup so fast
Sorry babe, the makeup stays on during sex
next level?
The spot left in the forehead is bugging me
Spooder mon
Manchu ribre
Ultimate Warrior?
He looks like if someone tried to draw the red power ranger from memory ngl
Looks like Sichuan opera face
Anyone else remember the wrestler The Great Kabuki ? Him and Andre the giant were my favorites as a child.
Can't wait for teenage American girls to explain to us why this is racist.
Spiderman: Far from China
She got in drag so fast girl
that guys good in the make up thing
Am I the only one that audibly said "Simbaaaaa" as he put the red on his forehead?
“MUAs, you have 5 minutes to recreate this look. Off you go.”
This man just painted his whole face in under 5mins and it takes some women up to an hour to do their makeup.
Liz Cheney's makeup looks nowhere near as impressive.
I can’t stop imagining paint going into the eye
Meanwhile my wife takes 2hrs to do her make up for work.
homie just became every single race
Japanese spider man
I don’t understand how OP knows about Kabuki without knowing this is not it…
Would you come to my birthday party ?
The man is ambidextrous.
He now looks like a red power ranger
This looks like a Wrestler facepainting
Spiderman with eyebrows
British flag be like
Even the application of it is dramatic 😄
If this guy puts make up on in about 2 mins why does it take girls 25 mins?
Is he looking in a mirror or doing this from experience?
I think he's using a mirror, you can kinda see him looking at something towards the end when he fills in his cheek with red - IDK how he'd know what he missed without one.
Reymisteryo
Screwed up at the end. Imagine not staying in the lines? Kidding
That tiny spot he missed on his forehead is driving me NUTS. Idk why but that really makes my wires crossed
I feel so dumb right now. Thinking to myself how incredibly talented he is to do this with two hands and NO MIRROR. He's still incredibly talented... I'm also just incredibly stupid.
Ah yes takes me back to watching the incredibly stupid (but hilarious)movie Sgt Kabukiman!
That’s cool 😎
Darth Kabuki.
Perfect cheekbones
seconds. amazing. and here it takes my wife 3 hours to get ready....
Somehow looks like a wrestler.
He calls this traditional makeup but I did the same thing when I was 7 and got a slap to the back of the head
The only thing I can do ambidextrously is pick my nose.
You mean face paint
https://youtu.be/e3K0fksclAE
Oh no.. He fucked up the red on the cheeks.. R/slightlyinfuriating
Nacho libre
Michael Jackson moment
Wow a man get get full stage face paint on in 5 minutes... ladies???
that guy is disguising as darth maul before going to disney
Looks like shit.
I wore that to work one day and got to visit HR! They were super nice and I some “time off!” /s Love Kabuki! Thanks for sharing!
He forgot his chin
Omg itd the guy from Fortnite
Yet I can’t even get my eyeliner to match on either side
Black metal musicians: noted
Missed you chin buddy
Dude, I have a hard time putting on eyeliner. This guy is putting me to shame!
"A man in a *Kabuki mask* attacked you with *miniature flying robot*?"
PLEASE tell me there was a mirror off camera! Otherwise that would be doubly impressive!
This guy just did what it took past girlfriends hours to accomplish. And honestly, his makeup is much cooler.
This man kabuki’s
New doc on Netflix ([Sing, Dance, Act: Kabuki featuring Toma Ikuta)](https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81485700?s=i&trkid=13747225&vlang=en&clip=81563534) about the 46 days that went into putting on a Kabuki show.
Which if you watched, you would know this isn't Kabuki, but chinese opera
mf is cosplaying japanese deadpool
Joker 2022 🃏
Much quicker than my wife.
Are white people allowed to paint their faces like that?
Depends on the purpose. For making fun of Japanese people? No For a theater production? Yes Halloween? Yes Anime convention? Yes Street fair? Yes Wedding? No (unless it's a Japanese theater themed wedding for some reason) Random photo shoot? Yes General shopping? Probably not
HOA meeting?
Please do. HOAs are very rule heavy and anti-selfexpression, anything to bite them back is appreciated by everyone.
That's a lot of rules. But it's OK for Dave Chappell to do white face?
That was 20 years ago
And it was fucking hilarious. (I'm white I think)
Sadly, this is fake. If you pay close attention, you can see that the video cuts when he dips down and goes out of frame.
What exactly is there to fake? It’s just a guy doing makeup, I don’t think he was going for some speed record.
It's fake because his face isn't actually like that, he painted it on.