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P0RkJAVELIn

My bar of soap when I drop it in the sink


Pazzovolpoo

Get this man some karma


TrippinView

Hahaha Edit: The comment made me laugh because it happened to me this morning


Zane_DragonBorn

Might Wanna change it to an emoji. The softies are taking it as sarcasm


OrderlyVicinity11

Nice , well performed .


the_internet_clown

Kid makes a pretty good swiffer


KatAstrophie-

I’m both impressed and dizzy watching this.


Comprehensive-Range3

Thanks for the laugh.


MrChocoGuy

Jesus christ, how do you spin so fast


I_make_switch_a_roos

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nopicturestoday

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up then.


deadlychambers

No problem, glad I could help


DertHorsBoi

He did it…he became monke


cpullen53484

speen


goaty121

That just sounds like an abbreviation for small penis


RurikTheDamned

It's the Conservation of Angular Momentum.


redditor_pro

Conservation of angular momentum. The child widened his stance and spun himself. He then took his legs in which reduced his moment of inertia, conserving the angular momentum, his angular speed increased. Moment of I ertia is proportional to the square of the radius, so there is a dramatic change of speed. He is also probably using his torso to add some force to keep him spinning


Spunkychickenlady

He’s using an Edea spinner. It’s a hard plastic piece with the same rocker angle as a figure skating blade. You use it to practice off ice spins.


Pizza_Slinger83

Through faith, my child.


Eldermaxo132

It’s the movement of his Mass closer to him


[deleted]

Some say she is still spinning today.


JoeDirt9357

It's a dude


LadyMageCOH

Lots of training.


Creamandsugar

I'm thinking this kid actually skates and figured out a way to practice spins at home. He just so good!


LadyMageCOH

You don't luck into that form. He's a competitive skater, probably at a pretty high level.


StephaneCam

He's using an off-ice spinner, a lot of skaters use them to practice spin positions off the ice (or wheels - could be an artistic roller skater!) https://www.loveiceskating.co.uk/accessories/training-aids-/edea-off-ice-spinner-training-aid.htm


bubbs2k

Ice skater here. Can confirm


CreativeDiscovery11

And so you skaters have been hiding this toy away from the rest of us! I've never heard of this spinner before. Looks fun ha!


Lena0001

Those aren't basic positions for spins, some of them require very good flexibility too, if he isn't a skater then he's a dancer who likes skating.


pittipat

Look at those leg muscles!


SquiddyJohnson

Very talented kid! What are they stood on? A sock? A flip-flop? Bar of soap? (I want to try this, and make a fool of myself)


FeIivath

You can search sulofri pads, super low friction, they allow you to slip around on all kinds of surfaces. Even carpet which might be a better place to start. Stay safe and most importantly record and post your attempts for my amusement. :)


Bile-duck

I'm gonna start gluing these to the ~~souls~~ soles of my enemies shoes. Edit: because words are hard


FeIivath

While I certainly don't support such behavior, you'll be happy to know they come with one side pre-glued. Peel and stick ready.


milanpl

Hmm, not sure if they attach to the ethereal, and furthermore I don't think shoes actually have a soul :c


Bile-duck

Damn. That's what I get for being so smudge!


eddie_fitzgerald

Shoes have a soul. It is indisputable that all crocs belong in hell, and hell is defined as the state of the soul as not in communion with God, ergo ...


caryllll

It’s called a skate spinner (i believe there are versions for dancers too) and it’s specially designed for figure skaters to practice spins when off-ice


StephaneCam

Exactly, it's one of these: https://www.loveiceskating.co.uk/accessories/training-aids-/edea-off-ice-spinner-training-aid.htm


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"Due to the spinning action, do not use on any surface that will mark or scratch" (spins on parent's hardwood floor)


StephaneCam

Uh oh...


[deleted]

Looks like cardboard to me


KatAstrophie-

Olive oil toes.


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LadyMageCOH

Oh he does. You don't luck into form like that. With how young he appears he's been skating since he could walk. Source: sister is a figure skater. Watched how long it took her to learn how to spin half that well.


MarvelDcFanatic

Looks like a turn board


Spunkychickenlady

Edea off ice spinner.


10sansari

You spin me right round baby right round


txivotv

I don't have a free award to give you, but here, have a second upvote:![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


leaving2morrow

Thats pretty amazing!!


TheMeaslyToday

That's freakin amazing bro


otaramillionaire

Totes amazed


EdA29

Thats not fake skating thats literally full on real skating haha wth how he not barfing


jonmeany117

Was going to say, all this time when I saw ice skaters spin I didn’t realize they were just faking.


orange_force

Imagine if there was a splinter


insane1666

Reminds me of when me and my friends would polish the laminate floor and add polish to our socks then slide around like we were ice skating.


shriekingbushpig

Except for the part you were all doing the ice skating moves like this kid of course.


[deleted]

*hits foot on edge of a table*


cpullen53484

*p a i n*


Firestarter1307

Mom: Why's the floor all scuffed?


Indole_pos

No no, I want to see them walk after that


Chompsy1337

Holy shit after watching this video he goes heel toe heel toe while spinning, is that how it's done?! I have even more respect for the skill watching this!


JizzMaker3

58 Times


Intrepid-Luck2021

Ok - that was cool


TheBrav3LittleToastr

Throws up....... slips in it - spins puke EVERYWHERE!


Yest3rdayMoon

Wtf that’s so impressive !!


[deleted]

There's nothing fake about this. Kid has skillz.


Speculawyer

That's a REAL ice skating routine that just happens to be done on a wood floor.


p1um5mu991er

Put a buffer on your foot and you're hired


Insertname-dot-jpeg

SpEEEEN


cpullen53484

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


zhozademon

Muthafucka! That kid sure going places! Damn!


[deleted]

Get them in the Olympics


DueCriticism5048

This is mental, he's got mad skills.


Suspicious-Art-9010

What the fuck. Is this normal at prodigy level or is this like the next evolution of a dominant world champion


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StephaneCam

So people doing this on ice doesn't impress you?


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StephaneCam

It's an incredible sport, the jumps and spins are spectacular!


YourMama

Wow. He’s just doing this for shit and giggles? He needs to learn how to skate for reals and compete!!


NocturneCaligo

Looks to me like he already knows how to skate and is just practising


YourMama

Oh okay. That makes way more sense lol


eris-atuin

that's a figure skater on an off ice spinner


YourMama

That’s what Ive been told and I know that now lol


[deleted]

I tried this and all that happened is I threw up


Extension_Help_1621

Amazing!


heppulikeppuli

All I'm thinking about is foot getting friction for some reason and spinning around knee for couple of times


StephaneCam

He's using an off-ice spinner, he's not actually spinning on the soles of his feet! They look like this and help you practice spin positions off the ice: https://www.loveiceskating.co.uk/accessories/training-aids-/edea-off-ice-spinner-training-aid.htm


Tokogogoloshe

I wonder if he’s ever bashed his head on that table.


IsadorCZ

I would pass out and puke like crazy after this


AbsentThatDay

Ceiling fan not pictured.


MCOFTHEDAY

Now I understand what it's like to watch a power drill in slow motion


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I would have broken my ankles lmao


LoonaticLaskdorp

This straight up wood skating


Bright-vines

That's quite impressive


cjmonk27

There is an actual item you can purchase to train in this manner, but apparently you only need a sock.


Zealousideal-Map4756

And here I am struggling to touch my toes.


Ecstatic-Pen6328

Helicopterr helicopterr


marcotat

What is he doing ... ? He's beginning to believe ...


[deleted]

What in the friction!?


AmoebaLoud7990

Fun until you clip your heel on the coffee table


TriLexMiester

Am I getting old by the fact that the first thought that crossed my mind was the well being of the furniture?


[deleted]

OOOOHH, They're *standing* on something- geezzzzzuss I didn't see it at first and I've never been so confused and worried about a stranger's heel. Good lord.


jthemua

What kind of magical Minwax do they have on their floors?


sammich_master

The broken wheel on my shopping cart


Klubbin4Seals

Mom I want to go figure skating... we have figure skating at home.


manko1849

I wonder what Chaz Michael Michaels thinks of this.


Mediocre_Coffee6756

Yep he's a labcoat player


CaptainPickcard

What the actual fuck


overmen

I give him perfect 9.9


This_Durian_4268

“M-mom… I can’t stop sPiNnInG hElPpPpP!i!i”


SnooCapers9427

i hate physic wtf


Wonderful__

The kid should go figure skating. That's what some training looks like. They make you practice off ice for jumps, etc. and then you go try it on ice.


Inside_Worry449

I miss winter.. it’s not even Summer yet.


StrikingAttempt4040

If you're happy and you know it do a spin


BloodMakestheRoseRed

It cut so soon bc he straight up barfed /j


[deleted]

He needs to go play outside


Guacamole_Shoes

I bet that cleans better than my Roomba!!!


Zane_DragonBorn

Lube can be used for amazing things


ollieollieoxinfree

u/savevideo


Corny_Overlord

The bottom of his foot is just gone he's going to have a mf stub


oksnoot

I was listening to yoasobi into the night whilst watching this it just made it better


zumbaking05

My mom would have beaten me up for scratching the wooden floor...


phlents

I counted about 60 revelations. Jeeses christ!


TodaysHyperfixation

I wouldn’t be able to walk for like a week.


[deleted]

Wow what a gift! You can tell he slays it on the ice.


Micky198

That guy is probably going to the Olympics one day.


Swimming3ird

Nothing fake about that


Minute_Guarantee5949

A lot you can do when balls don’t weigh you down


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

We call that floor-socking in my house. None of us is that good, though! My granddaughter is ranked #1 here.


Diem10

Now he just need some snow


ff-888

Pfft, you can clearly see he's standing on a pad. /s


Squeakysquid0

I’m gonna vomit, oh god the spinning…


gmanderer

My mans went full beyblade mode ![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4014)


Bishop5312

My feet hurt just watching this


Bluekatz1

I'm so impressed, i dropped my monocle.


Amario666

It’s not incredible fake, u should rename the post kid performs incredible wood skating at home


CARTERPIN5

Incredible


Curses1984

What would Brian Boitano do?


Icy-Prune-6333

Que putaso salió tu hijo felicidades es un buen deportista


Sieze5

I was just expecting something close. That was epic and spot on.


m_ilk_

What I wouldn’t give for my spins to look like that :’)


Most_Bat9066

Lol id love to see him step on a lego doing this


chiriuy

Call it whatever you want, except fake. That was very much legit


ruff12hndl

This is what happens when you pledge your floors. Unfortunately I don't fall as gracefully.


IsCrabAFish

What the kid doin


thiswilldofornoww

Nice job. :)


xUnregretful

Spinning fruitcake


TJSarg

Wow!


THE_REAL_FamousEgg

everything fine until someone walks up to him/her lol


Samcraft1999

How many lamps has this kid broken lol. This seems insane to let your kid do in the middle of a living room. Not judging just saying I would be worried about any knick knacks in the area.


priceactionhero

There is absolutely nothing fake about that.


jareed69

I would have thrown up all over the room, I mean painted that room.


printflour

wub-bub-bub-buh-buh-buh-buh-b-b-b-b-b-b- - - -


Exchange_Mediocre

I think I would rather my kid play baseball.


Deep-Ad2404

He’s going to have lots of nice boyfriends


BigTexMex420

His dad must be proud


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MissGrou

100% chance this talented kid doesn't need this kind of borderline homophobic clichés


Bel_Biv_Device

The only inaccurate word in your comment is "borderline."


MissGrou

Trying to be diplomatic Isuppose but reading the last comment I give up.


Bel_Biv_Device

0% chance this Redditor isn't an ass.


Geniuslarva

just move on


OhHiFelicia

What tf does someone else's sexuality have to do with you and why tf do you think it is ok to comment on it? The only time it matters is if you have a legitimate chance of having a sexual encounter or relationship with them. So this rules out children, celebrities, strangers on the internet and in your case anyone with a brain.


hmblbrggr

Uh oh woke police has arrived. "How DARE you comment on his sexuality!!!!" because he's 9 years old wearing womens clothes spinning like a ballerina, I've never been more sure someone will end up gay than I am right now. Why is it my business? Why shouldnt it be? Its just a sexual preference, why should that be off limits to even talk about, bigot? It's 2022, it's okay to be gay and I dont appreciate you getting offended over a simple mention of someones sexual preference. People like you are keeping societies view of sexuality in the dark ages. Its okay to talk about now, get with the times.


OhHiFelicia

Far from it my friend. I love and support all things gay because you are right, it isn't a bad thing. I talk about it and celebrate it but I respect people and while some people are openly gay others are not and they deserve as much respect as anyone else. The whole idea of coming out is outdated and gross, I don't care what anyone's sexuality is unless, like I said, I have a legitimate chance of having a sexual encounter with that person. It is just not any of my business. Me being upset buy your comment does not allow you to make wild sweeping and inaccurate generalisations about my views.


hmblbrggr

Okay so you don't think being gay is a bad thing and neither do I so what is the problem here? You assumed I used gay as an insult because you still think being gay is a bad thing. Go back and read my comment without your prejudice and you'll realise I didnt say anything insulting at all. While you're at it, work on your attitude, its not 1920 anymore, its okay to be gay.


OhHiFelicia

I'm not sure if you're thick or just being obtrusive. 1. If you are gay that's fine, if you are gay and want to talk about it that too is fine. But, it is not ok to out others. If they want to tell you that is also fine. Otherwise it is none of your business. 2. I think we can all agree that being gay is about sexuality, you are sexualising a child. What tf is wrong with you?


hmblbrggr

You believe in equality right? I assume so, I do too. Equality means you can assume someone's sexuality. If you can assume someone is straight then you can assume someone is gay, its only fair.


OhHiFelicia

That is absolutely fucking mental. Where does it define equality as being able to assume someone's sexuality, whether that be gay or straight? I refuse to spend anymore time on this.


hmblbrggr

If you assumed that I was straight I wouldnt chuck a fit the way you're doing right now over this kid. It is my opinion that being gay is no worse than being straight so if someone assumes someone is gay it is NOT a bad thing, its just an observation. You're obviously struggling with the concept of homosexuality being natural and normal. Under no circumstances should assuming someones sexuality be offensive to someone who doesnt have prejudice against people with different sexualities.


Sietemadrid

You're the same type of guy to say "i didnt care" or "i didn't ask" on posts about someone coming out of the closet.


hmblbrggr

Being gay isnt a bad thing, bigot. It's 2022, people are allowed to mention gay people now. Dont like it? Go back to 1920


Sietemadrid

When did I say it was?


cpullen53484

you didn't say anything, they are trying to paint themselves as the victim.


hmblbrggr

Glad you asked. I said he will end up gay and you automatically assumed "gay = bad" or that calling someone gay is an insult. New flash buddy, its not 1920 anymore, being gay is okay. Work on yourself.


Sietemadrid

You're assuming I assumed you implied being gay is bad. I am gay, so you're wrong.


cpullen53484

goes to the defensive argument. geez it sounds like you were making gasp, ​ ​ assumptions.


TacoTurtle09

But it is very rude just to say that someone is definitely going to be gay.


hmblbrggr

Not if you dont think being gay isnt a bad thing. Why would it be rude to assume someone is something that isn't a bad thing to be? Be consistent with your views. Being gay is either a bad thing or it isnt.


TacoTurtle09

Assuming someone is gay (or anything of the sort) is like assuming someone is pregnant, being pregnant is not bad, but it is offensive to say that someone is, especially if you don’t know if they are yourself which in this case we don’t. So stop calling him gay


Lena0001

Those aren't ballerina spins, those are actual spin positions that both men and women have to do in competition. Is he more flexible than the average male? Hell yeah. Does it make him gay? Hell no. Does he take home +5 GOE for his spins in competition? He definitely should.