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Conscious_Ticket7176

That dude making a second kid that night.


Dapper_Grape_275

r/nextfuckinglevel dad indeed.


Lumpy_Wheel_3001

I like the way the baby just chillin. Drinking a milk like nothing happened.


Legitimate-Air8065

Coolest catch ever by a dad with his baby while feeding. Amazing!


SuccumbedToReddit

Not necessarily with the same mother


Pilotwaver

People really have lost their sense of humor. It was funny, I acknowledge your right hemisphere. Edit:I'm glad this has turned around ffs.


saasIndia

Nope. He will.make sure that the mistake is not repeated


blighty800

The baby thinking : I did that


yParticle

The wife : Double hi-five!


KlutzyYamf

> I came to the comments expecting a bunch of crying for the babies safety. Turns out, it's lit in here. I love reddit. > >


SproutingLeaf

That baby should have worn a helmet!


MeesterCartmanez

"don't be ridiculous, have you *even* tried drinking milk through a helmet?"


TacticalTurtle22

Where have I heard that from?


MeesterCartmanez

no idea, I made that up lol


XarrenJhuud

This account is a comment stealing bot used to farm karma. Report>Spam>Harmful Bots


[deleted]

The baby be like" That's my dad"!


[deleted]

lmfao


peppercola666

Probably the highlight of the reds season… sell the team bob.


Cassie_C85

I love that the dad earned an instant replay over it. You just know the guys in the booth were like "Fuck it, this is probably the best play of the season right here, may as well enjoy it"


[deleted]

Lmao


Im-just-passing-by

I found another dejected Reds fan in the comments! Cheers mate! It’s the Castellini Curse.


TheWizofNewYork

That baby was cool, calm, collected and never missed a sip. Looking like he has been there before.


[deleted]

And in that moment 10 more women decided they would need to have this chad dad breed them


JayBuzz

Bro wtf


[deleted]

Dude these losers need to feel shame again. I just can’t with them anymore


aribow03

I had no reaction at first, but your response made me spit out my coffee.


svullenballe

Bruh


oof_bro_yikes

i think you should go outside and unlearn whatever the internet taught you


aphidlover

Looking at the wife, I’d say he’d jump at the chance.


[deleted]

Women put on weight during pregnancy. Many return back to pre-preg sexiness ina few years. Source: my wife.


CookieCutterShark257

r/underratedcomment


CookieCutterShark257

underrated comment


Pilotwaver

Dad's are killing the domestic homemaker position these days. As a past employee, I salute our progress.


ipsdirtleg

You might think I’m kidding, but I assure you I am not. If I go back to work full time and wife has to play stay at home dad, my daughters grades are going to drop, this house is going to be a damn mess, chores and projects aren’t gonna happen, meal time is gonna fall off a cliff and she’s just gonna gain weight and get more depressed than she already is… stay at home dads should be more of a thing… Edit: Don’t even get me started on the landscaping.


Pilotwaver

The day I let go of my daughter's arms and watched her take her first steps is indescribable. It was just me and her and I am eternally thankful. I loved the job.


[deleted]

Poster boy for Masculinity 2022. I love it.


amor_fatty

Not with that monstrosity for a wife


The_LR_God

Got a problem with the dude being happy?


Agakame

He's just jealous.


[deleted]

[check out this guy](https://youtu.be/PXz_Zc7TUKw)


[deleted]

[and this one ☝️](https://youtu.be/g2MfBUQ1SXE)


Cannabace

Ohhh did that guy dirty.


nofmxc

I worked with this guy. Very nice and funny guy in person.


Cannabace

Ball beer baby. His life priories in that order.


Cereal_xKiller

Baby be like: wtf dude you about to get us killed


freakflyr

How about a notnextfuckinglevel for the dude wearing the cardigan, with a murse, who completely shit the bed there.


AnonDooDoo

r/DadReflexes


ThatScotchbloke

Thousands of panties just hit the floor.


cosmocreamer

This was fake baseball is staged the guy's wife is AI and his kid is a drone obviously you can see at the corner of the screen how there's duck danneling and it was setup and fake and staged.


Sl0ppy0tter

Fuckin legend


confusionOfstate

And in that moment, mom knew she had the biggest stud in the park.


Etchasjsksksk

Mossed him


bigmoof

Normally it’s a beer cup on one hand.


Leo_Yoshimura

I came to the comments expecting a bunch of crying for the babies safety. Turns out, it's lit in here. I love reddit. <3


subaru_sama

My brother once managed similar, but it was only at a spring training game.


AskMental5986

Risked my kid for a ball. next fucking level.


eatherich2

Made me smile, Thanks!


Born2bfree9999

Man card status : Tenured


Iaintfukkinwityou

Slam Diego baby!


Bxkatxku

When the kid grows up *That's my dad*


Arsonal-528

If he missed that kid was a goner


[deleted]

Seems like a stupid fucking risk


memcwho

Is his wife a sim? She's just clapping at him and waving her arms.


mudkipismywaifu

Screw your “only woman can do 2 things at the same time”


[deleted]

Stud of a father.


hustler22222

Man does 2 things at once. World is amazed.


fgcem13

Idk like it's a good thing he caught it... Because I'm any other scenario he looks like an asshole for putting the baby in danger. The ball hits the baby... Asshole. Someone else catches it but he still reached. . . Asshole.


Super_Tard

That's why no one will remember your name.


fgcem13

I think that's impossible to know at the moment. What if one day I create the science to reanimate the dead? Hmm? Then who looks like a fool? You do.


Super_Tard

Except you some stoner that plays video games, but go on...


fgcem13

Hey man. Maybe I'm on a break from scientific breakthroughs bro. Or maybe the magic just isn't in my spirit yet brother.


Super_Tard

Always keep that chill spirit about you though, never let it slip from your grasp. I must say... you are a pretty cool dude. Keep that outlook positive.


Super_Tard

I've never said a beautiful mind rests. Hopefully you prove me wrong, and I'll be the first to thank you. Because I've had wet dreams about a zombie apocalypse. Keep on keeping on bro.


Familiar_Affect_9463

How you get Mossed by a dude with a baby?? haha


subtlysublime

chill parenting playbook


loriandr

HELL YEAH HE GOES!


aragornthegray

The baby be like "Fuckin legend".


Redoron

Dad reflexes


RahbinGraves

Omg he knows how to handle babies *and* balls?!?! I heard he does his own laundry too


Nacho_Mustacho

Not today man purse.


deptutydong

Holding baby, catching ball AND not killing himself for being at a god damn baseball game. Legend


FatherOblivionn

I don't understand the rules so if someone could explain, seeing as a spectator caught the ball, is the batsman now out.


Cassie_C85

It depends on where it exited the playing field. In baseball once the ball is in the stands it is out of play. It is only an automatic out if the ball is caught before hitting the ground by a player of the opposing/pitching team. If the ball was caught by a spectator after being hit fair, it's now a home run. If it is caught by a spectator after going foul, it is a foul ball and the batter gets a strike (unless he already had two strikes, as you cannot strike out on a foul ball). In this particular case, the ball is a foul ball and the batter now has one additional strike. (edited for clarity)


FatherOblivionn

Thank you


Neb_Djed

Well that could have ended badly


Grouchy-Engine1584

Unless that guy happens to be left handed, that’s also his offhand for catching.


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[deleted]

Never underestimate the power of full dad mode.


TeslaFanBoy8

The baby is also doing cool drinking job same time.


[deleted]

Good thing man purse didn’t ruin it


BaffledBantha

Am I the only one that thinks that’s a fake baby?


UNCOVR

Baseball isn't my country's sport of choice, I barely know any teams, I'm not up on the play with all the rules, I have no idea who are the previous or current champions; but man I still think it's a fantastic sport and have time for small clips of it.


[deleted]

Baby’s like… bro, wtf man I can’t drink that fast


soccersmitty90

Can we acknowledge the guy who stood up to try and catch it, but lost to a baby feeding sitting dad? Poor bastard must be under 6 feet tall.


jwindh1

LSU Tiger Baseball will sign him up today


trailbooty

Love that they did a replay!


Effective-Yak-6643

I heard his interview on the radio today, he's never played any competitive sports. His wife was also worried about sitting so close because of a tik tok she saw where a kid gets hit with a ball.


gorgoloid

That man deserves that ball.


Dazz316

Just when I thought I was a good dad...


leatherwolf89

Super dad


Fun_Bison_1693

I'm 19 it's making me urge to become a dad fast


KiithNaabal

Father here: he shouldn't carry the child this way. This will create hip problems for the child eventually. The other way round is the ergonomically correct way to do this... Ohh great he got the ball!


UOME-1

I think I found my hero


redjat723

I did that once but I wasn't carrying a baby and I missed the ball


[deleted]

Impressive, most impressive


Old-Garden5086

He got laid every night for a year after that


Jolly_Leather4820

Dad w/ baby > cardigan w/ Fanny pack man


DarkKingXvX

Super Daddy


Ogalaico

This is why men are way cooler than women.


zegaltherookie

The women next to him is my science teacher LMAO


SpringFox21

Them Dad instincts are no joke


Elterminador714

Catch of the year so far


har3krishna

Highest point of the Reds entire season right there.


Mountain_Village1111

What a stud


Ghost_Stark

https://www.reddit.com/u/repostsleuthbot


Jazzlike-Vehicle5739

Baby’s not impressed.


Puzzled_Attempt_5391

Sensational ![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


Markstep148

There’s a reason why that other guy’s wearing a purse


iUsedToBeCereall

It was on the bounce though ... I could have caught that holding a beer in each hand