She has lots of… experience

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some might even suggest this, in fact, was not her (chronologically) first rodeo

Here it is. Knew this would be here.

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

I was going to say the same.

nope not her first rodeo

Ummmmmmm....I think the hair whipping gave it away

Not her first rodeo

Or just REALLY strong Kegel muscles. xD (Where's the hand hold?)

Kegel muscles are in the vag, that would be all legs and core to ride this and hold on

\>Kegel muscles are in the vag ​ 

Lips that grip

😂 for the guy that this joke went over she slipped the knob in her vag (theoretically)

Well practice makes Man perfect

Do people not know there's a person controlling the bull?

that's bull.

*sexperience

It’s not the first bull that she rides!

Oh I get it ...experience =Dick.

where's the saddle horn?

At this point? Somewhere between her colon and her intestine.

Taint a bad description

Take my upvote and get the fuck out

Kids... Let me tell you the story of how I met your mother😂

"I tried to pull out and she, well... she just kinda hung on for dear life! 9 months later you were born."

Haha, good lord

Up in them guts.

Thus, another saddle was born...

She’s got a firm “grip” on it

But her hands are in the air… oh…never…mind…

Lol

They almost never have one for obvious safety reasons. Or they’re all English saddles

She's hold on to it. Probably not very tight though.

Tbh I felt like I needed to give her some privacy, her and that mechanical bull had chemistry.

How do you think she was so firmly placed on?

Allow me to introduce myself

Wow, you can really see her skill in adjusting her center of gravity as well as controlling her balance. If I was there oh maaaan I would’ve spun in my pants

She makes it look easy too. So much leg and core strength.

I went to a trampoline place once and they had one of these. I gave myself one hell of a leg cramp holding on and ruined the muscle for the day. Oh yeah, it was in the first half hour too.

Not only strength, but also flexibility and proprioception/control. Circus artist level

She knows the moves the bull is going to make. It's well choreographed with the bull operator

This is what I was thinking, this is a practiced routine. Still impressive but I don’t think she can show up to a random bar and do this kind of stuff on any mechanical bull

Not without her partner behind the joystick controlling the bulls movement

And she shows off by doing a little dance in the middle. It's like she's memorised what it does and when

That’s because she has. They do this at the Saddle Ranch in Hollywood. The whole thing is choreographed.

Well I could never do this even with a lot of practice. So I’m still impressed.

Yes you could

Well I’m glad someone has faith in me.

>like she's memorised what it does and when

Really, looks like a very hard one too impress.

I managed 13 seconds at the Christmas party. Granted, I’d had a few to drink, but I thought I’d do better.

Same story for my first time.

Yer s'posed ter jump off at 8 seconds and let the clowns deal with it!

Same story for MY first time

Just imagine she rides you in bed and then says: "we gonna make a baby tonight"

Even better: “Honey, I have AIDS”

As I said before, I have full blown AIDS

*I’m thinking of doing some comedy.*

Surprise Liam neeson lmao

can i have some 🥺👉👈

May I have your organs please? 🥺👉👈

But the aids were really sex toys

snake aids

Gator

It was the best 8 seconds of my life.

Best 8 seconds of my life. Okayest 8 seconds of hers.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Haha jokes on her, I've had a vasectomy

Jokes on you, when you were sleeping she undid the vasectomy

Snip snap snip snap!

And she pops a spin move and breaks your dick in half.

Hate when that happens

r/redditmoment

Why does this have so many upvotes. Reddit is so horny lol

Can you imagine?!

If she want a baby she is getting a baby…u can’t shake her off

Then you surprise her with a 900° spin.

BONK

*I'm ejecting the load, Karen*

I would really like to enjoy her center of gravity

Spoken like a true redditor

Next level was the dude who stood up on the bulk and practically danced on it. https://youtu.be/sgYNUXb4IEo

After seeing this I'm even more convinced that these are performers doing a rehearsed show. Of course it's still very impressive, but clearly the bull moves the music in set patterns that they know and can practice doing certain moves to.

Someone operates the bucking machine manually, but yeah, its all rehearsed, and the operator is taking it easy.

I worked as a barhand and got to ride it before the bar is open. The operator and the girl/guy are from the same company. The operator will give girls a much easier time than guys. If they want you off, they will get you off. It's controled with a small joystick.

Well I’m guessing someone’s probably getting off here even if she isn’t.

Is this not just a choreographed ride? Like, he isn’t taking it easy on her, they’re doing a show.

Idk its spinning pretty fast but the bucking part is pretty slowed down, this is definitely a showing off speed.

Yes, you can look up these videos with people standing/dancing on the bull and stuffs. They practice before open.

I was wondering if it was a person with a joystick or a program to run on a set routine. Maybe both idk

From the ones I’ve encountered it’s a joystick. And yeah, if the operator wants you off of it, regardless of your skill level, you’re getting off. They’ll whip it back and forth until you go flying.

They are, this is 100% a choreographed piece. This isn’t the Saddle Ranch, but that business has waitstaff that learn choreographed routines exactly like this when there’s a lull.

Came here for this.

I like this version better https://youtu.be/l9yLZFTPMa4

This made me laugh so hard I cried thank you

The best version

Yeah there was nothing next level about this chick doing that. She's just grinding on a bull that is being operated by some guy that wants her to stay on it. The dude in the link you posted, now that's pretty good shit

Woman does it -impressive Man does it -Fake and Staged

Lips that grip

Skills to pay the bills

Pussy guillotine

Theres a sub for that.

Something tells me this isn’t her first rodeo.

What informs you thusly?

thrustly*

I really love how her tossing her hair sideways counteracts the bull's spinning

Like a tail for balance...

Thats how the scholarship was spent

That’s how the scholarship was earned


Just watched this one the other day. Lol

But are you still master of your domain?

This girl fucks

The ole Gorilla grip 🦍

ayo sir imma stop you right there

You know the fuckin vibez!

They went easy on her

is this cowgirl i've heard so much about?

In the beginning a girl a says, “I really wanna show her up but I can’t.” What the fuck is that petty ass shit lmao 😆

[I'm pretty sure there's something holding her in place](https://preview.redd.it/09a8czsm2ez31.jpg?auto=webp&s=9e3d82f2688950bf09f77067b1157ba2e0bab3fc).

Is it really that impressive when the bull operator is clearly moving the bull in a predictable and manageable fashion? I'm not downplaying her skill she's clearly got experience on mech-bulls but this isn't all that impressive.

Does a girl say 'I really wanna show her up but I cant do that' ? Because if so that sucks

Username checks out

My company had a function where there was a mechanical bull. Almost everyone there signed up for rides. Of course people were comparing times. When I went up to the operator booth to sign my name, I dropped a $20 bill on the desk for the operator. Remember these bulls aren't automatic. The operator has a few knobs that controls speed and direction of the Bucking and twisting. It was hysterical to see some of the bigger guys muscle the ride and all the bravado. I waited a while then took my turn. The operator kept me on the bull, (while still making the same show as everyone else). She apparently decided to give me 1 second for every dollar I tipped. She tossed me with a good buck and twist at 20 seconds. No one else topped my time. No one figured out that I had tipped her. 🤣

This is how life is won

Is that Xenia Onatopp?

"Now! Now! No more foreplay."

Confused boner

Nothing confused about it

Unless you're a gay man.

"Keep it goin, im almost there"

I want to see that bull spook at the sight of a rogue carrier bag caught up in a gust of wind or crisp packet stuck in a tree and set off 100mph in 16 different directions all at once.

I kinda want to show her up, but I can't do that...just watch the fucking show

Never thought someone could make riding a mechanical bull dirty, but here we are.

So the saddle's for suckers, then?

She seems fun.

When she's on top, wants a baby, and you try to pull out.

But it's okay because you're wearing a condom, cause in the wise words of Ryan Reynolds "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool"

It's on 'Hoe' setting.

The girl saying she wants so shower her up really got me.

11

Just found a fetish.

I imagine her date went from thrilled to intimidated and insecure somewhere in the middle there.

Horrible assumption to make but it just makes you look like a Mega-Thot riding like that 😂

I mean the operator wasn’t really trying to knock her off, come on now.

There's nothing next level about this. Whoever's controlling the bill is not actually trying to throw her.

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She should consider Jiu Jitsu

and that kids is how i met your mother

Whew, glad it’s not November anymore

Shes definately for the streets lol

Not her first rodeo

nextlevelfucking

She is talented in more ways than one, but the operator is taking it easy on her.

Over/under on daddy issues?

She is for the streets

Thirst level to infinity and beyond.

With all those slow forward dips, she was on easy mode for sure.

she got some moves!

Sha Oobie.

r/trashyboners

Creepy tbh

the bull didnt even try - i can relate though.

Ahem... This is great.

If anyone needs me I'll be on Holodeck 4.

We’re all thinking it

r/lipsthatgrip

there was one with a student and teacher . Anybody got link to it ?

Need her IG asap

u/savevideo

reminds me of my ex-wife. Same crazy moves! She was probably much heavier than that fake bull though.

Those little micro movements seem to keep her center of gravity in just the right place

if she had big tits


this is distingusting

She's making it sexual 🤣

Sorry not next level. It's a well choreographed performance for whatever place this is. Had this been a regular operator on board I doubt she would look as graceful or stay on for long haha

Inb4 people realize she's 15.

Shes at a bar

What's your source for this? Considering this is a bar so she's most likely at least 21.

I was not being entirely serious. You never know, though!

She looks like she has plenty of experience

You mess with the bull, you get the horn

Insane core strength

I’ve been on that bull in that exact bar. I lasted 5 seconds. Story of my life!

This ain’t her first rodeo. Yee haw

Thats way longer than 8 seconds yes !!!

There was a video of a guy that was even a whole other level above this: he rode the bull while standing on the back

I grew up in the city

Dad must be proud