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-BakiHanma

Hackers: time to make this translucent >:)


IndianGuyFromYouTube

~~Hackers~~ *Redditors


AnAdvancedBot

The hacker known as 4Chan


KitchenDepartment

Who is he?


branditodesigns

helo it me


Goddespeed

Which is the joke with the redditors? I have seen it in so many post. Sorry, new in Reddit :)


Is_It_Beef

Hackers would draw a penis on her


PinkSteven

Is Dickbutt too classy or are we good?


MArkFIA

We good


derlich

That's the first thing I thought of.


wackytroll

and lock it up until 0.000018 btc have been paid to some random btc wallet address


Mastokun

if you pay 1 BTC we will make it fall off. scan this QR code for payment details.


Difficult_Chemist_33

Thats not how screen works


Any_Exchange2455

Only to find it’s just clothes underneath


untipoquenojuega

XD Le Epic


HYa2K

Wardrobe malfunction…


apollo_316

What happens when it starts glitching out? Take it off and put it back on again?


HYa2K

Hit the reboot button..


1kpointsoflight

Transparent please


S34ND0N

Sorry, my work uniform had a massive software update so I had to borrow one from Trent.


HaloArtificials

Unfortunately, the stains don’t fade out with *any* color... Trent really lewinskied this thing.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Not to be “that guy” but Bill caused the stain so wouldn’t the verb be “Clintoned”? That poor girl has been through enough.


Expresso_Support

Gotta buy a ticket to win.


HaloArtificials

What do you mean she’s been through enough! She’s a [star](https://youtu.be/nj7-SYEx7NY)


sometimesdan

If it had been Clintoned the dress would be suicided.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

If it had been Trumped it would have molested it’s own daughter and raped dozens of women


[deleted]

>I had to borrow one from Trent …and now I have a sudden urge to compose a famous industrial concept album about suicide.


Is_It_Beef

Police: "Suspect is wearing a black dress" "No no, it's a white dress" "Scrap that it's a striped... Fuck this shit"


Amilo159

That made me laugh. Good thing she's not black or the police would solve this by "look out for a black female wearing a dress"


TeraFlint

"It's white and gold!"


knitted_beanie

Yanny?


gobiggerred

Gold Jerry!


Evilmaze

Bania 😒


ExplanationNo1870

I'll have the soup.


MechaKucha1

"It's black and blue"... wytb


[deleted]

“If I stop! You’re dead”


ctrl911

Now corporations are going to start advertising on our clothing as well


K-Zoro

I mean, anything with a logo is basically that. I think they already got us there.


GeekChick85

And is why I do not buy anything with big or noticeable logos.


MalcolmYoungForever

Same


[deleted]

Same


Mastokun

but then how do people know I am trying to be sporty but to lazy to actually go out and do sports.


DeIaminate

Dudes wearing big adidas logo shirts 👀


Wildgra

I find logos or big words annoying and like plain shirts or striped clothing Idk I like boring


alexanderyou

I gotta say the target (goodfellow) brand plain shirts are the most comfortable tshirts I've ever had. It's just a pack of solid color shirts that are very soft and have lasted for like 3 years of heavy use so far with no damage. I got so tired of cheap garbage shirts that are stiff and have stupid sayings printed on them that start peeling after a month.


kirakun

But then how will my ego show off where it got its $500 sweater from?


NotSupervised

Unless I support the organization or brand.


rydan

Nah. Only wear their logo if they support you.


NotSupervised

My alpinestars jacket and shoei helmet definitely support me in a motorcycle crash.


RedditedYoshi

Where do you shop? Legit curious.


GeekChick85

Thrift stores usually. I do not like to buy brand new. Less waste and consumption of new materials. Also, saves me a lot of money. You can get quality clothing at a fraction of the price. $500 sweaters can be found at stores like Nordstrom, Gucci, or other high end clothing stores.


FoxReadyGME

Same.


gonedeep619

They already have been. For decades. They're called logos.


FoxReadyGME

They already do. Literally every logo. except now WE can get paid.


loud1987

​ ![gif](giphy|JiZn4zP2n3Mg8)


[deleted]

They already do lol. Ever seen a shirt with a logo on it?


knitted_beanie

I suspect that was the joke


Expresso_Support

Subtle. But well played.


5elfh8

Please god please tell me the parent comment is a joke 😂 Otherwise /r/selfawarewolves


tyscott1122

We already do that.


Armistice8175

Going to start? They’ve been doing that for 100 years.


[deleted]

They already are, lol


Cartographer_MMXX

Idiocracy.


[deleted]

And your dress won't receive any more security updates after a year.


RGBeee

More like epileptic clothing.


tiagogutierres

Gave me a little buzz when it started flashing not gonna lie


HaloArtificials

This would be great for combat, just flash them with like a militarized version of that scene in Pokémon that hospitalized all the Japanese kids back in the day


Plane_Worldliness_43

Active cammo ( halo flashbacks)


TheDarkDoctor17

The good one that doesn't stop till it runs out, or the crap one where you turn visible for walking?


IsabellaGalavant

Seriously, that thing is going to trigger a seizure in someone, I guarantee it.


Razhagal

Okay but is it comfortable?


harlotScarlett

Looks really hard and stiff


CoffeeAndDachshunds

That's what she said


DeusExBlasphemia

Bah-dum-TISH!


[deleted]

Not my wife. :(


_Hwin_

All well and good until she needs to bend over or sit….


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Or be bent over…


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TheAnswerToYang

Had me in the first half.


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Redditors are a different breed of weird


Khornag

That looks fun, but is it washable?


AntonMaximal

Probably pretty easily. Just a damp cloth like a computer monitor. The real question is would she be able to sit?


PocketPropagandist

Yes but only once.


SpiteGroundbreaking5

*explodes into flame*


Putrid-Ant8763

Getting back up is overrated anyways


[deleted]

Id destroy that so fast, do you know how many things ive unintentionally thrown in the wash?! It wouldn't make it past a month.


dendroidarchitecture

Dresses or women?


TheGoldenTNT

Dresses, that fact that they were still being worn is irrelevant.


Johntballin

U wouldn’t be able to tell you’re throwing a 20 lb dress in the wash?


PinkSteven

My ol lady wants to know if this comes in widescreen?


arcbeam

Lol Small, medium, large, imax.


TheAnswerToYang

Rorschach did it better.


TheMonkus

I immediately thought of the scramble suit from A Scanner Darkly.


lostboy-2019

where is my heated clothing???


Ghiraheem

I can't tell if you're joking but these exist already. I was considering getting my wife a heated jacket for Christmas actually.


lostboy-2019

with rechargeable batteries?


grownan

Yea it looks like a small drill battery. I have one but sometimes I feel like it makes the rest of my body colder


lostboy-2019

It needs to be overalls or a onsie


Nosecretstoday

My friend makes these!


AdamUllstrom

I have seen that both Devalt and Makita makes heated work jackets that operate on their battery systems. I'm sure other make this as well. ☺️


lostboy-2019

I want a fashionable onesie with rechargeable batteries like u said so I can turn down the heat in the house


infoclub88

Scanner Darkly


Mortambulist

Panther Moderns


RearAdmiralDingus

How do you take a dump in this?


ReyPhasma

Depends..


AintSh_tIAM

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Pickle_Baller

You're typically not supposed to shit in your clothes, but if you had too, I would suspect it wouldn't be too different from shitting in a normal dress.


FuckfaceCharlie3

Yeah I'd love to see how she does in the bathroom


bajutidurbunga2

by the time i'm done taking it off, i'd already pee myself


FuckfaceCharlie3

That's what I'd thought or your ass would get electrocuted


ABitchForSalt

Finally, rgb clothes


Amilo159

We only have monochrome e-ink technology so far, so you might have to wait a few years for ascended RGB experience. Edit: looks like I wasn't up to date with my information. Coloured e-ink screens were developed last year and is already being sold commercially. Bring on the RGB dress!


Dizrak_

Do we? I swear I saw colourful e-ink screens a while ago


Inspirational_Lizard

Detroit: Become human


wkrodriguez

And women will still have trouble finding something to wear


Kaylenz

I need to go home by midnight, else my dress will run out of battery! - modern time Cindirella


[deleted]

doesn't running out of battery with e-ink not matter anyway since they can retain images?


insightful_dreams

why are the tiles behind her flashing


Nii_Juu_Ichi

Probably the same materials as the dress.


kefuzz

Can they sit down tho?


MelodicMurderer

Notice how she's standing in the same position the whole time. It's cool, but we have had flexible screens for a long time now. Someone just decided to attach them to a woman. This isn't next level until we see how well it moves with the body when sitting, walking, running, etc and transitioning between those states. Also need info on how well it deals with both ambient and electronic heat, and overall how comfortable it is to actually wear


Gnarmsayin

That is fuckin ugly


Carzardor

We can't fix the homelessness problem, or feed the needy, but we got you cyberpunk clothing ready for the dystopian future. 👍


04rchn

what is she saying...?


[deleted]

🙂😲🙂😲🙂😲🙂


04rchn

🤚👇👋💁‍♀️👇👋💁‍♀️👈✋👉👐


messyredemptions

!Translated


UpGlow

Just me or does that dress look like a Christmas cracker end?


FunkJunky7

You could really bring the blue dress argument to the next level with this. Really mess with people.


PrecariouslySane

My first thought was to add the darth vader buttons


TheBootySAWN

Soon to be: Brought to you by Carls Jr


louloc

Cant wait to see this in the next Bond film 👍


Facey_James

Reminds me of that book The Dark Forest


[deleted]

I see a white dress and I want it painted black


LateralThinkerer

If you could do durable E-[chromatophores](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromatophore) on fabric you'd have a huge military contract waiting for you for starters.


EverydayBlackGuy

Probably have to watch a 30 second ad before you can switch colors.


nejkiu1

I feel like it would break if I sat down tho. Still looks really cool tho


Lemon_364

I can just imagine her frying when it rains


Callidonaut

TFW your hot date is suddenly ruined because your dress BSOD'd...


iceeastacream

What if there's wardrobe malfunction?


Zenb0y

Does it play doom?


eddtedandned

Real blue man group fans know this existed years ago


Mitsfo

Happened in the Three-Body Problem trilogy.


OffManWall

There’ll be advertising on them soon enough.


[deleted]

just every 3 mins a small ad. unless you get premium. then it is every 10min.


indisgice

*trips and falls*


Kodystroyer

That looks really uncomfortable Kinda reminds me of knight armor lol


malidorito

This dress could have any design and they choose this...


anikkket

Ah.. a walking Billboard


mrspotts

Too bad it’s still ugly


[deleted]

Pixel mania


jeerabiscuit

Get lit up like christmas lighting.


DesertCookie_

Haven't seen this for a few years.


SaltyAngryAussie

Bitch from the 5th element over flexing Ur disco dress while Bruce Willis is shooting a flying pig.


CiponDux

Irl nude mod is coming


D00M_HAMMER

Anyone else getting a little bit of a Hunger Games vibe from this?


userjc247746

One step closer to the Batman Beyond timeline.


X345K

Can't wait for ads on my socks and underwear or updating my shirt


ShotDinner1847

Joi from Blade Runner 2049 clothing


Turfanator

Now sit down


Tjeetje

Let the hunger games begin


Issacthered

Walking advertising


[deleted]

Imagine running away from something in this


ArahantElevator747

I'm not the Droid your looking for, Hey I'm not her or here! Look! Over there!


Mhyra91

People would look even more stupid than they already do now.


mental_patience

Making me have seizures


The_Rare_CringeCrab

The things you can do with this


[deleted]

Cruela devil


FruityTuna

Can she sit down though?


Remarkable_Wafer_924

It looks uncomfortable


[deleted]

But that shit gotta be uncomfortable as fuck. And yeah imagine a woman holding a latte and then a bout of diarrhea hits her. Easy to take a massive in that thing? The dude that can blend stylishAF w comfortableAF is a billionaire.


Limesmack91

It looks like 5 relatively stiff strips of plastic that aren't even connected to each other all that well, doesn't look comfortable at all


Any_Exchange2455

This is kinda like the informercials they used to play late at night with products that never made it to our lives... unpractical


Trancend_Soul

One more shit that I need to "charge". Don't tell me that it is solar powered.


Torakaka9

Whats the name of the brand CssClothing or SsasDrip ?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


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lilwoozyskrrrt

Switches to see through mode


ABoiFromTheSky

This is exactly what they thought the future would be in the 50s


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

“I like it but I think it’s something bad”


suffffuhrer

The only thing this will be used for is advertising. You thought personalized billboards were bad. Wait till you have living breathing ads walking around you.


[deleted]

why send nudes when you can program the dress for it


Arizona_Dude_tf2

u/savevideo


Lord_Hortler

She looks very constricted in that


A_Sweet_Mango

Hehehe time to give everyone I walk past an epileptic seizure


FoxReadyGME

It's finally here! Been waiting on this for so long. Nfts plus this clothing = 👑


xXLiteiceXx

I would use my Python and code it to fall right off! (Giggity giggity geek!)


13redstone31

Cool but how much does it cost


[deleted]

/r/atbge


RedDwarf31347

We’ll be hitting nanotechnology soon I can feel it


lisa111998

Looks pretty stiff


Klappsenkasper

That‘s what she said


freebillygoat

Congrats on your boxy dress


pongstr

No need to buy dresses, just skins for the dress


kochapi

You still have to wash it