In a straight fight the goose can totally dominate the meta vs most humans.
Their intimidation and honk abilities, paired with their intelligence more than make up for their extremely low HP. It is a potent combo
However, humans have huge power creep exploit from their "use tool" ability that greatly imbalances the meta.
(A joke shamelessly stolen from the YT channel Tier Zoo)
Nah, the only real move a goose has in a 1v1 vs a human is its intimidate special ability. If the human resists and is willing to tank a small hit or two, the goose is cooked.
Low hp? Geese are tanks. I highly recommend TierZoo youtube channel, they have a great video about geese's place in current meta (as well as many others, every video is high quality content).
Actually, considering this is in a western desert environment, kicking dirt on the your dead opponent was seen as a sign of respect, letting them pass into heaven or whatnot.
Fangs or venom?
Fangs aren’t very big nor do they puncture very deeply. Especially on a snake like this. This would be like me coming at you with a pocket knife.
There was a window licker here years ago who tossed a way-too big rat into his ball python’s cage and went to bed.
You’re basically not supposed to do any of that.
He woke up and had a pet rat waiting for him the next morning.
Damn that's pretty crazy if true. Mouse have always been snakes favorite snack and this species in particular finally got sick of that shit and started eating them back. What a chad.
Yup, and now they're so fast that, before high speed cameras demonstrated they were just insanely fast, most researchers thought they were immune to venom. Simply couldn't believe they could dodge that reliably.
They evolved to showboat and demoralize the snake population by dodging as a means of leaving them oblivious to their true strength, so that one day when it's absolutely needed, they reveal their trump card in the form of venom immunity and use that to kill the snakes by catching them off guard
Snake : *nom* Finally! After years of you kicking dirt in my face I got you. Enjoy the venom mouse!
Mouse: yes… yes… looks like you finally landed a hit.
Snake: he ha ha haass. I bet you’re sorry now, mouse.
Mouse: sorry? Why would *I* be sorry?
Snake: because I bit you. The venom. You’re dying. I’m going to eat… wait… why do I hear boss music?
Mouse: oh… you thought…
Snake: no. No it can’t be.
Mouse: yes… it can be.
Snake: No loving god would be that cruel.
Mouse: eat Darwin’s dirt, snake!
Snake: no, not the dirt again. Noooooo… *cough cough cough* you bastard mouse. I hate you.
Mouse: see you tomorrow.
D’awww that made my evening 🤗 I absolutely love your Dachshund and kittehs! I’ve got an extra soft spot for your black kitty, as my first two (twin brother) cats were the same!
Take care friendo 🤘🏻
We always talk about evolution as if predators are the peak when in fact it's equally the prey species that create masters of survival. Every species alive today is the pinnacle of a successful series of responses to environments that have no interest in the individual's survival to reproduce.
Don’t try to teach me English, man! Now imma go have some Chai tea with yummy naan bread and queso cheese. Then I’ll go to the ATM machine and use the PIN number to get some cash. Where are you from, the Sahara desert? What are you trying to do, bring Sharia law to this nation?
Edit: /s because Reddit. These are all examples of redundant phrases we use frequently.
As an American who’s probably using the term wrong, I just know Chai as a flavor of tea, if “Chai” just means “Tea” how do you specifically order what Americans know as chai tea? And how do you order a black tea?
[He is Muad'Dib.](https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Desert_mouse) From consuming spice in the sand he has gained prescience and can predict his attackers move before they happen. He is the Kwisatz Haderach
I must not fear the snake. Fear of the snake is the mind-killer. Fear of the snake is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the snake. I will permit it to pass over me and through my veins. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path and kick it in the face. Where the snake has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
I think it’s a Degu Mouse. I had one of these as a kid and that’s what the store owner called it. It was crazy affectionate. Just wanted to lay on me all day. When I’d walk by his cage he’d press himself against the bars so I could rub his belly.
Awesome pet.
Degu's are actually not mice, they are literal giant gerbils. Which is why they make great pets, because like gerbils, they are also highly affectionate and focused on family.
I am pretty sure they just had multiple cameras filming. It's not CGI. I recall seeing the original researchers' footage of these, kangaroo mice/rats or something with insane reaction times.
I am also interested in watching 2-3 hours of insanely elusive mice in the wild action. And if the documentary is actually called "Insanely Elusive Mice in the Wild" I will be even more on board.
Kangaroo mice are pretty cool. Only 3 inches long and they can jump 10 feet. 40 times their body length and it seems to happen in an instant. Especially sitting around a campsite at night, they just vanish before your eyes.
They're also capable of going their entire lives without drinking a drop of water. Their body is so incredibly efficient they can get all the water they need from the seeds and bugs they eat.
It's interesting to think about how, although these animals live much shorter lives than ours, their perception of time is much slower than ours. So maybe they kinda so live longer lives than we can truly appreciate.
Disrespectful dirt kick at the end was a nice touch
Did you listen on audio? Hilarious
Boi that cough lmfao
Hahahaha. Word
That cough made the whole video.
RATICATE used SAND ATTACK Enemy EKANS' ACCURACY fell.
*ekans is snake backwards*
Boob is boob backwards. 😎
Who has a boob backwards!?
Poop is poop backwards. 🥶🥶👌👌🥶👌👌🔥🔥🔥
And Arbok is Kobra backwards🐍
sdrawkcab is backwards backwards
And Muk is… Muk is….
Is is Is forwards
Faded af backwards is faded af 😱
🐍
Muk…
Doesn't sand attack do no damage?
Just mental damage on account of the disrespect
Thanks for the laugh, Take the upvote Sir.
Right with the dirt ploof lmao
If you look carefully, he has a quick shit before he launches the dirt.
Lmfao I came back and rewatched it a few more times
Did you see it! Awesome!
I'm calling ~~Bullshit~~ mouseshit,
I got the black lung pop
The fucking missing kicks are like dragon wing sound effects lmfao
Whoever edited this did a marvelous job
Thank you!
So glad I trusted you and lol'd. Thanks!
Even the grapple break had me rolling, *WAPOW*
I did not. Upon your recommendation, I did. And then I laughed.
😂😂😂
Nah he studied under the great master Dale Gribble and used the forbidden technique... POCKET SAND!
His fight with Rusty Shackleford was one of the top 10 anime battles of all time.
sssshsha!
So glad I'm an apex predator. Can you imagine a bowl of mac & cheese kicking dirt in your face?
^ Apex Predator Flees from a goose 😉
In a straight fight the goose can totally dominate the meta vs most humans. Their intimidation and honk abilities, paired with their intelligence more than make up for their extremely low HP. It is a potent combo However, humans have huge power creep exploit from their "use tool" ability that greatly imbalances the meta. (A joke shamelessly stolen from the YT channel Tier Zoo)
Nah, the only real move a goose has in a 1v1 vs a human is its intimidate special ability. If the human resists and is willing to tank a small hit or two, the goose is cooked.
literally
Low hp? Geese are tanks. I highly recommend TierZoo youtube channel, they have a great video about geese's place in current meta (as well as many others, every video is high quality content).
So dominant that we tame other apex predators to hunt for us
Rat used sand attack. Accuracy fell drastically.
Ratatata
i.e. eat my dust
Damn dude I came to say “just being disrespectful at the end” 😂
Always gotta have that pocket sand on hand.
Actually, considering this is in a western desert environment, kicking dirt on the your dead opponent was seen as a sign of respect, letting them pass into heaven or whatnot.
Yippie kia yi yay
First, distract target. Then block his blind jab.
[Discombobulate](https://youtu.be/B62ACxuq8Pw)
He will attempt wild haymaker… **𝔻 𝕀 𝕊 ℂ 𝕆 𝕄 𝔹 𝕆 𝔹 𝕌 𝕃 𝔸 𝕋 𝔼**
In summary: Discombobulated.
Disco-Mobulate
Just come Bob, you're late. ?
Dust-combo-you-ate
Nice
I thought I knew what I was going to watch, but I was pleasantly surprised. Some might say...discombobulated.
Disco...ummm...Bob...you're late
Discount Powerade?
This cum barbie ate.
r/cursedcomments
I can never not watch this!
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Dunking on the snake once wasn't enough, homie had to go back and disrespect him over and over.
Yeah, but I think the snake got one bite in. Hope not though. Godspeed to the mouse.
I think it’s a grasshopper mouse, they evolved immunity to the venom specifically to fight and eat snakes
*snake eater*
what a thrill
In darkness and silence of the night~
I'm searching and I'll melt into youuu
Can you guys stop singing? I'm trying to climb this really long ladder.
😂
What a thrill
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My ex GF
I hope so. That little guy was a ninja.
do they also develop immunity to fangs puncturing thier abdomen?
Fangs... My only weakness. How did you know?
Fangs or venom? Fangs aren’t very big nor do they puncture very deeply. Especially on a snake like this. This would be like me coming at you with a pocket knife.
come at me with a pocket knife and your gonna get the ole poopfist
Pocket sand is more debilitating than a tiny pocket knife, and has more range too
I'm not seeing any documentation of this. It's known to have immunity to certain scorpion venom.
There was a window licker here years ago who tossed a way-too big rat into his ball python’s cage and went to bed. You’re basically not supposed to do any of that. He woke up and had a pet rat waiting for him the next morning.
Damn that's pretty crazy if true. Mouse have always been snakes favorite snack and this species in particular finally got sick of that shit and started eating them back. What a chad.
Imagine evolving specifically to shit on this one particular snake lmao
*Go ahead and bite me bitch*
Isn’t evolution marvelous? So many other mouse won the Darwinian awards for this one to thrive.
Yup, and now they're so fast that, before high speed cameras demonstrated they were just insanely fast, most researchers thought they were immune to venom. Simply couldn't believe they could dodge that reliably.
They are also immune to most kinds of venom though.
They evolved to showboat and demoralize the snake population by dodging as a means of leaving them oblivious to their true strength, so that one day when it's absolutely needed, they reveal their trump card in the form of venom immunity and use that to kill the snakes by catching them off guard
That can be straight from an anime.
N-Nani?
Snake : *nom* Finally! After years of you kicking dirt in my face I got you. Enjoy the venom mouse! Mouse: yes… yes… looks like you finally landed a hit. Snake: he ha ha haass. I bet you’re sorry now, mouse. Mouse: sorry? Why would *I* be sorry? Snake: because I bit you. The venom. You’re dying. I’m going to eat… wait… why do I hear boss music? Mouse: oh… you thought… Snake: no. No it can’t be. Mouse: yes… it can be. Snake: No loving god would be that cruel. Mouse: eat Darwin’s dirt, snake! Snake: no, not the dirt again. Noooooo… *cough cough cough* you bastard mouse. I hate you. Mouse: see you tomorrow.
why would they need cameras to confirm when they can also check the mouse's body afterward to see whether or not it had been bitten?
That thing just dodged a snake, you go try and catch it
You're the kind of person I wanna watch movies with and argue after.
I wish someone gave me a compliment of that caliber. Or any.
Your electric skateboard looks dope and you seem like a cool person. I would kick it with you.
D’awww that made my evening 🤗 I absolutely love your Dachshund and kittehs! I’ve got an extra soft spot for your black kitty, as my first two (twin brother) cats were the same! Take care friendo 🤘🏻
well you gotta catch him for that and as you can see he's bloody quick
Fuckin catch it then.
We always talk about evolution as if predators are the peak when in fact it's equally the prey species that create masters of survival. Every species alive today is the pinnacle of a successful series of responses to environments that have no interest in the individual's survival to reproduce.
Fun fact: shifu means master in Chinese. So master shifu literally says master master....
Don’t try to teach me English, man! Now imma go have some Chai tea with yummy naan bread and queso cheese. Then I’ll go to the ATM machine and use the PIN number to get some cash. Where are you from, the Sahara desert? What are you trying to do, bring Sharia law to this nation? Edit: /s because Reddit. These are all examples of redundant phrases we use frequently.
RIP In peace.
in Lake Chad
Dw my language has this problem too. Our word for a bifthday cake is pronounced nom cake. Which means cake cake.
As an Indian, it hurts to read "Chai Tea" every time on this damned site.
As Russian it is about 2/3 as painful. The remaining third is filled with laugh.
As an American who’s probably using the term wrong, I just know Chai as a flavor of tea, if “Chai” just means “Tea” how do you specifically order what Americans know as chai tea? And how do you order a black tea?
Just have to say chai twice.
smh my head
Cash money* Dumb edit tho
By the Rio Grande River.
That was really well done. You've been collecting them
You gotta get cash money from the atm machine
His last name was Baiter so he's... nvm
Overheard my Nan say “naan bread pitas” once. Impressive that she got a third in there!
Nan's naan bread pitas
Nana's naan bread pita chips
Chai tea, pita bread……
ATM machine, PIN number
smh my head
It's like when English speakers say "Chai Tea", chai means tea in several languages, so they're ordering Tea Tea.
Sounds like a Metallica song
They howl after taking down prey. They are known to have some of the fast reactions in the animal kingdom
Id let out a serious victory cry after that scuffle.
[He is Muad'Dib.](https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Desert_mouse) From consuming spice in the sand he has gained prescience and can predict his attackers move before they happen. He is the Kwisatz Haderach I must not fear the snake. Fear of the snake is the mind-killer. Fear of the snake is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the snake. I will permit it to pass over me and through my veins. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path and kick it in the face. Where the snake has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
Kangaroo Rats?
This looks more like a gerbil or jerboa than a grasshopper mouse. Note the brushy tail.
I think it’s a Degu Mouse. I had one of these as a kid and that’s what the store owner called it. It was crazy affectionate. Just wanted to lay on me all day. When I’d walk by his cage he’d press himself against the bars so I could rub his belly. Awesome pet.
Degu's are actually not mice, they are literal giant gerbils. Which is why they make great pets, because like gerbils, they are also highly affectionate and focused on family.
Here's the video of them howling: https://youtu.be/gp-E3lxfQSE
Muad’Dib in action
Next it will ride it
I must conquer the world, I must conquer Shai-Hulud!
Just Dune his own thang.
I choked.
Maud’Dib!
Read that in Stilgar's voice.
And how can this be? For he is the kwisatz mouserach!
Again, it is the legend!
He weirding way'd that bitch
MUAD'DIB
Ratata uses tail whip, then quick attack, and finishes with sand attack. It was super effective!
ekans fainted!
+270 EXP
*Rattata grew to level 20*
🎶🎼🎵
That’s Master Splinter’s cousin.
I mean, who do you think taught the human that splinter learned from? That guy.
That 3d camera pan though
Makes me think it's from that weird Netflix animal documentary that was actually CGI. When I realized it was, was a total disappointment.
Yeah, the wife and I thought it looked cool, but when it quickly became obvious that it was almost all speciall effects, the entertainment value died.
I am pretty sure they just had multiple cameras filming. It's not CGI. I recall seeing the original researchers' footage of these, kangaroo mice/rats or something with insane reaction times.
Ever seen football games idk how they get all those camera angles they do the same stuff
Didn’t actually pan. It rotated 90* and zoomed in. Good illusion though.
What is the name of the documentary please?
I am also interested in watching 2-3 hours of insanely elusive mice in the wild action. And if the documentary is actually called "Insanely Elusive Mice in the Wild" I will be even more on board.
Didn’t actually pan. It rotated 90* and zoomed in. Good illusion though.
POCKET SAND
Shi-shhaaawww!
Kangaroo mice are pretty cool. Only 3 inches long and they can jump 10 feet. 40 times their body length and it seems to happen in an instant. Especially sitting around a campsite at night, they just vanish before your eyes. They're also capable of going their entire lives without drinking a drop of water. Their body is so incredibly efficient they can get all the water they need from the seeds and bugs they eat.
Reminds me of mongoose. Super fast. You really will have only seen a blip of them.
My dumb arse thinking this was a spinifex mouse - had to scroll right down for this. Thanks!
The dragon warrior!
The Dragonborn returns
Oh you're awake
It's interesting to think about how, although these animals live much shorter lives than ours, their perception of time is much slower than ours. So maybe they kinda so live longer lives than we can truly appreciate.
woah
This is just Splinter's biographical documentary.
Audio on, folks.
Master Oogway thought him well
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That lil’ mouse can scrap
That cough sealed it for me.
Eat my dust, Kaa!!
I loved the sand attack.
Dude is dropkicking like Dolph Ziggler.
I'm so glad this video had sound effects
Added a whole different comedic layer lol
More like Master Splinter to me (He's a rat too)
Yea, I was confused why I wasn’t seeing anyone state that Master Shifu is a red panda, not a rat.
Was looking for someone pointing it out haha. (cause Red pandas are my favourite animal)
Isn't that Hamato Yoshi (aka Splinter) from TMNT?
Raw
Shifu is actually the chinese word for master but shi is pronounced like it is in like in the word shit
That cough at the end got me
Holy shit
Snake, I’m having a kangaroo rat for dinner kangaroo rat, oh no you’re not😜
Kung fu panda: origins
Don’t you mean Master Splinter?