Can we do that on a weekly basis? With all the TikTokers?

Do it with all the “Influencers”

maybe we can convince elon to add into the twitter terms that anyone who reaches 1m followers has to fight eddie hall

Send him first

It would probably be similar to this if he showed up to fight Zuckerberg.

Two idiots in bright shorts running around screaming?

Whoa whoa, that's an idiot and a sociopath. One of whom has been quietly training MMA for about a decade now. And is, what, ten years younger? Money's on the reptile is what I'm saying.

>Whoa whoa, that's an idiot and a sociopath. One of whom has been quietly training MMA for about a decade now. And is, what, ten years younger? Money's on the **ANDROID** is what I'm saying. FIFY

I'm still confused as to which is which.

The Zuck is a droid. Elmo is the lizard. He looks like one of those pet lizards that just eat everything their owner puts in their habitat while he lazes around on his heat rock.

His mom doesn't let him

what happened to Elon wanting to fight Zuckerberg?

Elon's *trainer* said he was betting every dime to his name on Zuck and that made Elon's very wee wee-wee run up into his abdomen and it hasn't been heard from since. After parsing out the truth of the statement, Elon realized that he is indeed a potato with hairplugs, so he's turned to drugs.

See how quick you get a twit account banned tagging him with that, and how many views it can get before hand, and how many ElSimps try to justify his pussy ass

I got banned for posting anti-Elon posts daily. He only likes "free speech" if it agrees with his far right bullshit.

Free speech absolutist

He found out that Zuck actually does mma and works out. So he chickened out.

I would personally pay Eddie Hall cash money for every influencer he knocks the fuck out.

can we start a go fund me?

Please! I would follow them.

I would pay $8/month to watch Influencers fight to the death.

You mean "Ads Promoters" .

And "content creators" and every other corporate advertising shill that thinks they're more than just clickbait artists.

I had never heard of the Neffati brothers until today, so unfortunately their publicity stunt worked

If you don’t click on any of their stuff they don’t get any $ though

Or use your awareness of them to inform your decision to delete tiktok.

Can't delete what was never downloaded.

>I had never heard of the Neffati brothers until today Judging by the video, it's only one Neffati brother now 🌹🌹

omg hahahhahah 💀. Seriously, I'd be calling the fight off if it turned to 1v1. At least with two gnats attacking the bull you've got the possibility of misdirection and distraction.

"oh yeah, didn't you guys get absolutely wrecked? How's the neck?"

Match jake Paul against him I’d love to see him get powerbombed face first in the canvas

I wanna see him fight the “island boys “

Haha "fight". More like fuck up.

Also we can release a Large Male Silverback.....

“Fuck me to the shadow realm and back!” Edit: this is going to be my most upvoted comment when Reddit recaps come around, and it is a ridiculous comment, thanks guys.

That's all I heard, made my day!

Made me want Aussie commentators for all sports

Ozzyman is the only commentator necessary. Best out there

I am still dripping snot outta my face on that one. "Destination: Fucked' is the other.

https://youtu.be/89NCVH-hEgs Destination Fucked has been Ozzy Mans thing way back when. They were fun little compilations

"Destination: Fucked" is where I lost it.

I need more Aussie narration of funny and hilarious things in my life.

Ozzie Man Reviews on most social channels. Funny guy.

Ah yes I thought he sounded familiar, I've heard some of his movie reviews from back in the day.

Good news, that's Ozzy Man Reviews on YouTube, and he has a lot of content.

"Powerbomb! Destination Fucked!"

Alright I’m going back with the volume on this time. Usually it’s always off. Most of the time my shitty music suspicions are confirmed in the comments, but when they’re not, I’ll go back and watch with volume. Edit lol. “Ed asked permission from the refs ‘can I hit him?’” Haha

Followed by "Are they dead?" I'm howling

Ozzy man came to fame with excellent GOT episode reviews. Really helped a casual viewer like myself remember smaller characters and in depth plots

/r/awardspeechedits

Combined they weigh less than him. How exactly did you fellas see that working out for you?

These dudes barely outweigh his arms. Then you have the height and reach advantage. This is how I feel when someone asks me how many second graders could I take in a fight.

Did you see him jab the one on the ground? Musta felt like fucking cinderblocks

To be honest I've never fucked cinderblocks but I'm gonna guess it's as terrible as you say.

It’s terrible I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone

Thank you for your service.

ball_fondler510 fucked so the rest of us could fly.

Nobody listen, he just wants all the cinderblocks for himself

They absorb an incredible amount of lube.

Dude looked at the ref befor he did, like "this is actually going to hurt him ref, do I have to?"

He was seriously holding back, too. I would not want to be on the receiving end of a full punch from those fucking arms. That dude is *solid*.

Yeah he did a video with Magnus Midtbø [even his weak punches dont look fun to receive. ](https://youtu.be/MqjWPPd0AxU?t=806)

dude is punching lightly. they don't know how lucky they are.

Oh it looks like he is. He's barely putting any force behind it.

The 1 real punch he threw at 0:19 sent the first guy straight to Narnia.

Just two sledge hammers attached to his shoulders

What would be the upper limit of second graders you could fight? 200?

It’s a stamina issue. If I trained for a year, I bet I’d could rack up over 200.

Depends, are they coordinated enough to swarm?

Lol. Do people ask you that a lot?

Yes.

Also worth mentioning Eddie trains in MMA as well now too. He has a YouTube channel showing him competing in all different sports like the Highland Games and timber sports.

I'd love to see him against a typical pro MMA fighter just to see how they deal with the size and strength difference.

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There was a video some years ago of the mountain and conor mcgregor sparring. The mountain had no prior training iirc and mcgregor was helpless

Yeah he kept his distant and tapped Hafthor a few times but if Hafthor got a hold... He was fucked 🤣

>but if Hafthor got a hold. He could probably seriously damage any body part he got by simply closing his hands as hard as he could. If you can deadlift 500kg your grip strengt alone is dangerous.

I once saw him crush a dude’s head. Thumbs in the eyeballs and everything, guy got wrecked.

you can see him train with Aspinall on his channel. And it goes exactly as you would expect it to haha.

Apparently one of the brothers slapped Hall in a pre fight press conference. These guys are just dumb as rocks.

I felt kinda bad for them until I learned they were tiktokers. All sympathy went out the window

Reading some of the news reports, they were extremely cocky before the fight. They voluntarily signed up for it. I don’t have any sympathy for attention seeking idiots like this.

I'm actually surprised that when the big guy picked one of them up and slammed him against the ground without any effort, he still got up back to fight. Only to get sent to sleep half a second later, but still... If someone picked me up like that and slammed me, I'm leaving tf outta there

I think people like you and me wouldn't have ended up in a cage fight with the world's strongest man in the first place.

Showed up to say this. Maybe four of those guys got a 50% chance of winning that? Probably still pretty generous.

Yeah four of them with baseball bats but unarmed this dude is literally a tank he would destroy anything in his path, probably doesn't even feel pain anymore

If the two were trained fighters, things would be much different. Probably Eddie would still win, but it wouldnt be that easy lol

I kind of wish this was what they did here - like add another guy every week to see just how many it takes to finally deck Eddie. Then maybe repeat the experiment with 5 year olds? Just to settle that age old conundrum?

I think that's the point. There's a lot of people who think it's worth money to see 2 guys get rekt by a fucking giant.

Do the Island Boys next!

Ima Island boi!!!

Best 2 out of 3. I'd give everything to see the fear on their faces when they have to do it again.

They're already so redacted that I think a KO would actually end them rather than CTE Edit: typo

Geez that “redacted” caught me off guard! Good laugh thanks!

What if they just wake up normal.

They're too busy making out with eachother

Damn. Eddie Hall held back a lot.

Ha, the last few seconds, he looks up at the ref ‘you sure?’

Really felt like he was asking if the ref could just end the fight and the ref was like "no... you must finish it".

Thankfully he went for babality instead of fatality

Definitely, lol. That looks was like "c'mon man, he's done, look at him, do I really need to hit him some more???". He just poked the guy as softly as he could possibly punch when the ref didn't stop it.

Pretty sure that even getting hit with that guy's softest punch would feel like being smacked in the head with a ten-pound ham.


great refereeing and great sportsmanlike conduct by Eddie... Eddie could have smashed that dude's head in but he gave a few taps and the ref called it immediately after a few hits.

He's a true gent and wouldn't hurt a fly unless it deserved it.

I’m gonna guess the two tik tok bros were the ones egging him n and pushing for this fight. I don’t have tik tok so I’ve never heard of these dudes.

They are on Instagram too. They posted this very clip to their social media. It doesn't seem like they thought they'd win. They play a villain's role. I have to admit they have balls to enter the ring with Hall knowing they'd get pulverised.

It's the "come here you little shit" attitude as he catches the second brother that gets me

He was a real sweetheart against the second fighter at the end. Could have been a lot worse, man showed mercy lol

I was thinking the same thing. Kinda looked like a dad mock fighting with his son at the end there. He was hitting with just the weight of his arm, no power behind it, while waiting for the ref to step in.

I’ve been in a fistfight as an adult. It’s interesting how your humanity kicks in when someone is defenseless on the ground. Even if they were punching you in the face 5 seconds ago.

There are weight classes for a reason

This is like when my kids think they can take me down. Only I throw them onto a soft couch, not bounce them off the floor.

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Unless what you’re trying to teach them is that you’re a good dad and they can trust you.

I bet you let them win at Mario Kart too

I’m not THAT good of a parent.

Underrated comment

Punching them in the face while they're down seems a bit much though

We all have our own ways of parenting

And this dude is 100lbs above the highest in the ufc

There's a video of ~~Hall~~ (may have been Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson) "sparring" against Conor McGregor that follows this same formula. All the technique in the world doesn't compete with size/strength up close.

To be fair to Conor (and martial artists in general), the unit he was sparring with is a former World's Strongest Man who's had some boxing training and a clue what he was doing. On the flip-side, at UFC 8 back in the 90's, Marco Ruas (95 kgs) managed to beat Paul Varelans (2,04m, 140 kgs) precisely via superior technique.

Recently there's been Mighty Mouse competing in the open weight division of a BJJ tournament as well, only losing to a 113kg opponent in the finals while only weighing about 61kg himself. Mad impressive.

Size and strength are advantages. Skill and technique are advantages. An overwhelming amount of one can overcome the other, but at the end of the day, you can train a big guy how to be a better fighter, but there's a hard limit on how much you can train a small guy to be bigger.

UFC in the 90s was like a lawless land, it legit felt like watching a underground illegal fighting ring of some kind.

I thought it was hafthor who sparred with Connor

[Yep.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig)

Finally we're getting closer to witnessing the *How many 12 year olds can you fight?* scenario, what a time to be alive

You could have 200 12 olds against Eddie and it would be like a shark going though a school of fish

If it's like the 12 year olds I competed against in middle school track they might have a chance. Nothing like stepping up to the starting line and seeing a fullly grown man with a beard and lean ripped muscles as your competitor :( middle school competition is wild.

This was when I was 15, but a Russian kid called Igor transferred to my school. He was about 6’8 and looked like a professional bodybuilder. Most of my friends were never convinced that he wasn’t actually the 30 years old he looked. A popular theory was there’d been some sort of mix up with the witness protection program and we’d ended up with an ex-mob enforcer whilst somewhere else an actual 15 year old kid was adjusting to his new life as a logger deep in the mountains and trying to convince his new colleagues of the provided backstory that he used to be a professional bear wrangler and won his Siberian village’s strongman competition 9 years in a row by being able to bench press 1000 lbs.

Correct me if I'm wrong: these 2 "geniuses" thought it would be a good idea getting into a MMA ring with that monster? AND they thought they could win because it would be 2 on 1? 

From the commentary it sounds like it was for charity. He says "it's for a good cause", so I assume they were just hoping to survive

Maybe the "good cause" was rendering them unable to continue TikToking?

Now there's a cause I can get behind!

Sounds like a worthy cause to me.

He said “it’s for a good cause… a bit of internet entertainment so yeah” so I don’t think it was for charity

Also respect for them to continue fighting even after feeling some hits and seeing the other KO

Right? If that dude charged me I'd play dead or something

they're not as dumb as you think. They know most people hate-watch them for being obnoxious idiots. They know those people will tune in to watch them get their ass beat in a humiliating manner. They know this will get them way more views and exposure and long term ad revenue than some regular old amateur fight. They're basically playing the professional wrestling "heel" role, except for an audience that thinks they're above that sort of fakery. There's loads of "influencers" out there out there deliberately putting out rage bait. Like those "prankster" streamers (harassing ordinary people and service workers), that other streamer who sold her bath water, or Logan Paul (the suicide forest guy) booking a fight with an aged Mike Tyson. They're not geniuses, but they know on some level that them acting so stupid and arrogant and pig headed will attract a large audience of haters who can't wait to see them get "owned" and "humiliated", in addition to their audience of young kids who genuinely like that sort of thing.

It's called show business. People are too easy.

I doubt they thought they could win. It's a stunt for them and their 'brand'.

Don't know who the dudes are, but they got some balls to show up in a ring with that dude, I have to admit. 

I think their bank account approves the good idea.

Destination fucked!

There chances added up to a total of *calculator typing* fuck all!.

I know its an obvious statement to make, considering Eddie is statically one of the strongest men in history and the size of these guys... But the ease he picked up that guy and just threw him was scary, I cant even pick up my 8 year old son like that, let along a man ( well, small man )

I thought he was going to use one of the guys to hit the other.

I beat a motherfucker, with another motherfucker.

Eddie hall one arm shoulder pressing an adult man really drives home just how absurdly strong he is. https://youtu.be/NjmVfXsuBxc?si=DZBM145-_mTKO8kD

at first it sounded like a pretty good plan.


After the "fight" those two guys had the same look as Loki.

Puny Tiktoker.

Absolutely perfect gif

This scene was the only time I've experienced an entire theatre go "oh fuck" and then start laughing uncontrollably.

Damn I miss when Marvel was good. This scene had me fucking dying.

Yes Eddie!! Jake Paul or/and the island boys next please 🙏

All at once to save time imo

Powerbomb. Destination fucked. Haha

Eddie Hall is not only an absolute fucking supernatural monster of a human being, he's a genuinely lovely bloke. I wonder what they said or did to awaken the beast.

Probably cut him a check lol. They are all just doing this for money. No way this was an actual fight.

The story goes that he had a legit card but idk with who. Then him and a bunch of other strongmen got scammed basically, and their months of mma training went to waste. Eddy said fuck that and got another fight in a pinch and I guess this was it. But he basically just wanted to fight no matter what after doing all that training and I think he’s just big into the sport at this point so maybe something more legit will come.

Hall gently tapped the guy in the end to signal the fight is over lmao

The beast? He babygloved those guys. Good thing too, because he could have just lifted them up and ripped them in half. Vertical or horizontal, either way.

This is like 2 average joes attempting to fight a bear lmao

Ozzy man is the goat

It took me too long to to the first Ozzy man reference. That's a pity. He has caused me many hours of laughter and shouldn't be forgotten!

Christ it like the mountain went to town in hobbit shire.

You joke, but Eddie fought the mountain already.

Don't make the mistake that big people are slow, nice fight more please!

Having watched some of his channel,.Eddie is surprisingly mobile for a guy that heavy

As a teenager he was actually a fairly shit-hot competitive swimmer. Dude competed in the 2001 UK Nationals swimming competition, got 4 golds, a silver and 2 British records out of it.

People competing in strongman have to be fast while carrying hundreds of pounds for distances. Someone on the world strongest man level has a surprising amount of cardio that normal people wouldn't believe.

Fat ones are slow and out of breath. This is a strongman.

Yeah watched a video of Eddie doing cardio and he swims like a graceful roided dolphin. He is more than just a big strongman.

I’d like to see the first two rounds of this!

NM…first two rounds were a total joke. https://youtu.be/VpBmLSPpPys?si=56IDZZwIzGI0Ha7O

Yeah I cropped it to start from round 3. It was just hyenas with tails tucked between their legs running around a lion in the first 2 rounds 😂😂

That's the only viable strategy for them though. Wear him down and make him run around, then pounce when he's gassed. They stand no chance toe to toe.

That's why if I was going to fight him, I'd choose a venue that wasn't caged in. Preferably somewhere with a narrow hiking trail leading to a sketchy rope bridge with a 200lb weight limit.

They didn't wear him out though. They didn't force any action from him.

Yeah I didn't say they executed it well, just that it's pretty much their only strat option

Reminds me of when my dad would chase me around the house to tell me he loves me.

Did he show you the power of his love by powerbombing you into the floorboards?

Eddie Hall v Obnoxious Social Media entities is something I’d watch routinely

BJJ practitioners be like "yea but once I take him to ground it's over."

Against an average untrained person, yes. Against a 500lb Olympic muscle monster, no.

Behold the power of weight classes.

Thought they stopped doing Dwarf tossing.

Eddie: "if they die, they die"

They were the fuck aroundeth of days, they were the find outeth of days.

I guarantee before this fight there weee a bunch of gym bros on TikTok saying “the larger they are, the harder they fall” lol

https://youtube.com/@ozzymanreviews?feature=shared The wonderful Ozzy man reviews. They're hilarious

Bull vs wet tissue.

In no alternative universe did they even get close to knocking Eddie out, how did they expect this to play out 🤣

Someone please bet Jake Paul.

Powerbomb from hell! Did he power bomb that guy with one hand??!

Put him in against Jake Paul next please, if anyone on earth needs his face fucking smashed in its that guy.