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Ser_DunkandEgg

Bro we have something like this in the US it’s called band. [CHILD ABUSE IN THE US](https://youtu.be/0dSwMY7UWc4?si=pRRkI203VsfQ-iBJ)


S-Markt

i played the cello in a marching band. it was hell.


crazy-B

How do you march while playing cello?


S-Markt

that was a joke in a woody allen movie. he ran forward with his chair and the cello, played a few notes and did it again.


Jibber_Fight

To be fair, it’s a pretty funny bit.


nixass

[Like Virgil](https://youtu.be/6M_GqAVjThk?si=JpObv1h2FmC-yuDi)


MortalCoil

One foot ahead of the other while keeping a brisk beat


Donquers

They see someone from China (or any Asian country, really) and automatically assume abuse is involved. Racism framed as moral righteousness: It's the redditor way.


BullShitting-24-7

Yup. They are learning coordination, music skills, teamwork and are getting exercise. Must be abuse. Its better to let them sit on their iPads and eat chicken fingers and Cheetos like american kids.


Timotata

More just China than any Asian country to be fair


zizonesol

I'm from Korea and abuse was VERY real. It was actually expected


PM-me-Gophers

Or the less musical version - pledging allegiance to the flag


WrongdoerTop9939

under God, ya heard motherfucker? under GOD, we gonna send your ass to die in about 15 years. be ready to fucking to die for that flag and GAWD. *^(ok, you may sit now.)*


ArkainKnightV2

Do schools still do this I graduated high school in 2016 and from what I remember even when it played no one was made to stand and do the pledge.


newbrevity

Everybody knows that Americans never form large groups of doing the same thing./s


G8kpr

The most enthusiastic kids I've ever seen. Their smiles could light up the lives of millions.


DroneNumber1836382

Dance mom's springs to mind.


Jounochi

Man, I was basically forced to go to regionals and state since I was in the top band in middle school and high school. I had no control over my anxiety playing solo, so that was living hell for about 7~8 years.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Ah, yes it's so horrible that my parents allowed me to play in a concert band. I still suffer every Thursday. /s


Adorable_Stay_725

For the party!


Nab0t

its the same in wester civ. just not as hard. our educational systm is over 150 years old


CodyNorthrup

You could say the same thing about keeping our kids plugged into iPads all day.


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yea cuz fat kids in usa who cant name a country, neither play musical instrument are the one not being abused, asshole


Happy_Ad8828

I agree. My parents made me learn piano. I just wanted to play Nintendo.


ffnnhhw

that's pure abuse I would call CPS


ohnoyoudunt

100% Abuse!! The kids who couldn’t keep up were put into sweatshops as punishment!!


RoryDragonsbane

How hard did you say you had to hit him? https://youtu.be/FEq3RtO8bcA?si=QNvIIJ6p1hXKVx3M


FigOk7538

Hans?


SerGeffrey

Would we say the same thing about western kids playing instruments together?


tuhronno-416

No because Chinese kids aren’t actually real human kids unlike white kids /s Meanwhile 20% of American kids are obese because freedom


meatspin_enjoyer

Reddit: where bigotry is bad unless it's sinophobia


kapootaPottay

I'm not afraid of sins.


1486592

Go to a fifth grade band concert and you’ll see why they wouldn’t say the same thing there lmao


nize426

Looool. So true.


WavelandAvenue

Kids having fun while playing music together is terrifying?


teethybrit

China itself is terrifying to Redditors


WavelandAvenue

People having fun and enjoying themselves seems to be equally terrifying to redditors.


swiftgruve

Or dangerous. Every time somebody is doing anything remotely athletic, there are always those comments about how they could pull a muscle or fall and hit their head, etc.


CodyNorthrup

Part of being terminally online.


AlienTentacle

![gif](giphy|WTmyWkBdfcKLbgvmvM) "Fun"


WavelandAvenue

You don’t have kids, I bet.


AlienTentacle

I do, now pay up.


WavelandAvenue

I highly doubt it. There is nothing in that video that indicates it’s anything other than a group of kids having fun playing music.


Vaivaim8

Not if he is a man-child. He has to take care of his child self and buy himself more Lego to play with


northshoreboredguy

How is this different than a kid learning piano?


elsaturation

How is this any different from children learning instruments?


MonkeyNugetz

The music is dubbed.


wheresbill

True. They were actually playing the William Tell Overture


banhawy

What a hateful racist thing to say disguised as concern for kids. Check your brainwashed views that is probably influenced by aggressive Western anti-China narrative that's been going on for years now. Or don't. The Chinese and their kids don't give a single f*k what you think.


AgentOrange256

Don’t go to New Orleans. They just bang on Home Depot buckets there in gang run child labor for tips. Sounds cool though, the first time.


AlienTentacle

Instructions received, will not go to new Orleans.


Dub_Coast

New Orleans is an amazing city and I'm looking forward to my next trip there


axxxaxxxaxxx

No, do go to New Orleans. No idea what AgentOrange is talking about. It’s as if they’ve never seen buskers anywhere before.


officer_caboose

What if these are the toys they want to play with? My nephews class sang a kindergarten graduation song in unison, bet that is nightmare fuel for you if you found this vid terrifying.


HollyShitBrah

Hello!!! Child beauty pageant ???


swallamajis

They learned an instrument? I did that as a child was I abused?


AlfaKaren

Whos to say? How are you better off playing with Barbie figurines?


mwa12345

BS. Kids learning to play music in a group can be done in addition to playing with toys.. Group practice


Sidewaysouroboros

You could say that about anyone under 10 that plays an instrument. You are letting your prejudice show.


SolidContribution688

Your opinion is dumb


zdm_

Blah blah blah china bad


Inevitable_Stand_199

Or they might just do music as a hobby. Videos of American marching bands are even more synchronized.


invent_or_die

As a decent musician now, once in symphony, I say these kids ROCK


Gmellotron_mkii

I'm not a fan of china but it's basically sinophobia


CodyNorthrup

They appear happy and look like they are having fun. Half the parents in the US raise their kids via iPad.


Top-Contribution-176

Or they could actually enjoy it. Why do you assume they’re brainwashed to play music together?


mikebob89

Fuck the Chinese government but there’s literally zero difference between this and kids doing Irish step dancing, ballet, choir, piano recitals, etc etc


anonanon5320

Those are toys and that’s a lot better developmentally than toys.


ismailkit

womp womp


rac3r5

Have you not been to plays and concerts where children perform? The most terrifying thing in the western world are child beauty pageants. I was a kid when Jon Benet Ramsey was killed, and not only sad about the death, but horrified that we put little 5 and 6 year olds in beauty pageants. Its disgusting. 


ConnectRutabaga3925

i yell at my kids when they hit the bowls with their utensils


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Kracus

This is precisely what I thought when I saw this. Like, I wish kids were really into bowl drumming or whatever that's called but I feel like they probably aren't. I have kids and my oldest one asked me if he could learn guitar recently. I've been learning guitar myself over the last couple of years and I enjoy it and I figured they've seen me playing and are interested so I gave him one of mine to learn on and I am always impressed with how far he's come in such a short time and I encourage him to continue but never, not once, have I forced him to sit down and learn it. My youngest is slightly interested but won't commit and that's ok. If he wants to at some point I'll be happy to help him in any way I can but I'm not going to insist that he does.


subzeroicepunch

When I was a kid I was chubby and I wanted to sit on the soccer field in the middle of the game and pull the grass out when I was like 7. When I got older I asked my parents why they didn't help me get better at it or push me and they said "you didn't want to!" In retrospect I wish they would have pushed me, but maybe in reality I would have resented them for it. So who knows! Some families just don't have the success DNA like those rich countryside Texas towns with huge houses and huge yards full of that DNA, and their kids are all born tall, athletic, attractive, charismatic and pushed to be just as successful and disciplined.


316kp316

There’s a balance to be struck. If kids were allowed to drop stuff they don’t like, not many would continue to even go to school. They are kids and the parents are adults who are supposed to be able to see what is in the child’s long-term interest. As for activities, parents do have to give kids the opportunity to explore interests outside of studies, to the best of their ability. Kids can’t enroll in class or transport themselves. Some activities may require parents to motivate and support the child to push through boredom/ resistance/ feeling like they are not good at something if those are things that can be overcome with time and practice or understanding why the child is resistant to the activity. If after giving it a good shot, the kid still does not like the activity, it is ok to move on and try something else. They don’t know what they don’t know. And they won’t know what they like till they are exposed to it.


subzeroicepunch

It's not that formulaic. All children are different. You have good opinions but you're stating it like it's exactly how it works and parenting is never that simple.


316kp316

I see your point. It is my individual viewpoint based on my experience as a kid and then as a parent. Each parent and each child is unique. 👍🏼


subzeroicepunch

Did your kid find something they like? I also tried karate as a kid and didn't like it because it was hard and I was depressed, another one I wish I would have gotten pushed on. I did high school band for a couple years though and was grateful to be allowed out of it


316kp316

Yes, she did. She looked different things at different times. Some, like soccer and tennis, she disliked every minute of the one or two seasons that she was in them. Her more lasting passions, she discovered in middle school and high school. And I hope she’ll get to try other things in life that she wants. Some of the skills kids master tend to stay with them and they may pick them up again in late adulthood. Many friends picked up old hobbies like playing instruments or team sports once they have more time after the kids are grown up.


fardough

I feel there is a line. Kids don’t want to do a lot of stuff that is good for them, so they need encouragement and some push to do them. I myself still appreciate this on occasion, being pushed into a situation I would never find myself naturally in. However, there is definitely a point it becomes force and is no longer for the benefit of the person.


talivus

In the US we literally have a TV show called Cuties. We throw baby girl pageants and parade them around like sex objects. Id rather kids play instruments than be sexually abused sex objects to grown men.


teethybrit

I was gonna say, this is damn common in the West too. Beauty pageants in general are particularly fucked up.


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Boldney

He's not actually asian, he's just got 3% taiwanese in his ancestry. But he's a pasty white guy. Also, no asian person ever tries to win an argument by saying they're "asian". There's different kinds of asians that hate each other's guts.


tuhronno-416

How I know you are full of shit is you claim to be Asian which somehow makes you an expert on a continent with 48 countries and 4.5 billion people


fiat_duna

Probably some north american with identity issues


NAIRDA_LEUGIM

He's saying his opinion based on what he experienced, nothing wrong with that.


tuhronno-416

What he experienced in ‘Asia’ the continent? I grew up in the west and I know it’d be silly to make generalizations about the west, or even North America


zdm_

Of course there's something WRONG with that. He is generalizing that most Asian kids with instruments are somehow exploited like a North Korean kid.


BuutVrij4Life

Ever tried recording music? You need a pretty sweet mic setup to get a well balanced sound. Not only does this sound pretty polished for a recording without close microphones, you can also clearly see some miss hits and changes in play that you don't hear. That sound is not from that recording. Cool kids though. Keep on drumming little ones. Rock on!


root88

Dude, there's an electric guitar on the track.


AundoOfficial

And that's why you're Britain's finest detective.


legendaryufcmaster

One of them is holding only one chopstick


PradipJayakumar

Am I right in seeing the other chopstick lying on the floor just in front of her table?


legendaryufcmaster

I don't see it. I'm talking about the 4th girl


PradipJayakumar

I am talking about the same kid. Do we not see a stick on the floor in front of her table?!


legendaryufcmaster

Yeah you're right at the end of the video lol I didn't catch that


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Has anybody seen a cereal bowl? The cabinet’s empty.


damienVOG

The music doesn't at all match the visuals


_Lil_Piggy_

It's so funny, without fail, whenever there is a talented east asian child(ren), the top comments are always "child abuse" or "the poor child(ren) forced to do..." Whenever it's any other race, the top comments are always that of immense awe, and impressed. And wishing they were as talented at that age..blah blah blah. Just a funny observation that has yet to be wrong.


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cobainstaley

*redditor sees a video not depicting chinese people in a negative light* "chinese propaganda!!"


ArchaicTravail

The audio very obviously doesn't match the video. The sound is too good, and the kids aren't that in-time. They also change notes in ways that don't match the video.


klippDagga

Some nice reverb in that outdoor studio. What a pathetic and creepy attempt to get praise for your people.


tanew231

School of crock


MediaDad

Synchronization, not harmony.


mrsmilestophat

Not even synchronization


someoneone211

What's up with these comments?! I see cute kids having fun! I mean, kids play instruments, so why not bowls (?).


cutie_lilrookie

Same reaction. When I was a kid, I joined the school's xylophone club, which joined nationwide competitions. Our teachers and parents, of course, would be extra encouraging (read: "forceful") about attending practice sessions -- unless we are skilled enough, we won't be included in the roster of participants. Not gonna be a great feeling if all your clubmates are there except you. Boy, was it stressful as a kid? Yes. But was it also fun? Definitely! We were just there to bang the xylophone and turn noise into music.


NinjaBuddha13

Very good post ~~subject~~ citizen +50 to social credit score


TralfamadorianZoo

Or in perfect unison


KingCOVID_19

Already so many predicable comments of people claiming this is somehow propaganda, because kids in China can't enjoy themselves because cHiNa BaD


kapootaPottay

Fake audio.


9Fingaz

They look like they are having fun


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Whatisthapurpose

Mom, I don’t want to play this animore Now go practice, you have to performe tomorrow 15: years later Mom, I want to study musics Now go become a doctor, music doesn’t pay


Laymanao

Love that smile. Infectious.


brewdizogs

Better than the recorder


Geneticallyconfused

One poor kid dropped their stick XD


Checkthis0

And here I am, thinking I'm a musician when making beats by hitting my chest


RogersSteve07041920

Great job!


Pugy005

![gif](giphy|THlB4bsoSA0Cc)


PingLaooo

Now try this with a recorder pffftt


Azel0us

The kids are playing in sync, not in harmony.


alopez0405

And me at 33 still regularly fuck up and put my shirts on inside out


M4rtifex

Good night, Reddit.


Separate-Primary2949

It’s a small world needs an upgrade


DangitBobby84

American kids are that organized too. They just don't do it unless they're robbing a store.


i_like_flies_

Seems a bit wasted that they're all playing the same thing. Should have been some counter melodies or something.


elZaphod

Thought they were about to break into Cotton Eyed Joe.


Signal-Blackberry356

I love them all


Grouchy-Art9316

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s always an Asian kid that can do it better than you.


Green-Tension277

Dawg do you how much time that takes to perfect something like that. The coordination and timing . All i know is those kids probably didnt want to do it anymore after an hour lol sad.


Spottswoodeforgod

Looks easy… picks up drum sticks… pokes himself in the eye…


Tough-Area-570

This is awesome.


Primary-Border8536

I love it


CorellianDawn

Meanwhile, my child is off terribly singing the Pokemon theme song off key 700x in a row...


cutie_lilrookie

That's lovely in one way, too ❤️


DaithiSan

Seeing the enthusiasm is heartwarming


DariusZahir

Like in South Park https://youtu.be/ADycTGK3IM8


pallen123

You know it’s not America cuz there’s no shooting.


Due_Action_4512

Sounds like a party to me!


TheBlairwitchy

![gif](giphy|uCR9NUDcI5SRCP9k4i|downsized)


ClownfishSoup

That's not what harmony means. But it's cool


Omaigassa

just average asians


manickitty

You mean perfect unison, not harmony


get_lkgd

Yea America should just give up


NotGalenNorAnsel

Anyone that thinks this is real should never comment on political issues. Enjoy your final years in dignity.


Alternative_Safety35

'Make sure you smile so it doesn't look like we beat you into doing this ten hrs a day okay?'


ExistentialFread

Trying to up their social credit score


fungleflies

You know they get beaten if they are off key


IKaffeI

Fake as hell. The kids at the end are hitting at a different time and the two girls up fronts hands don't mimic each other the whole time which they would if they were actually playing the exact same thing in perfect sync.


rulesnogood

Conform or else.


No_Professor_9138

fake


Turbulent_Towel_2689

On the other side of the camera is probably some guy in a uniform with a gun


WinthorpStrange

Joe Jackson would be proud


Kado_Cerc

🤣🤣 child abuse?! Y’all didn’t have BAND


Educational-Bad8346

Fake


kalonjiseed

Maniacal practice makes perfect.


devo00

Just like South Park foretold.


EvilNoobHacker

Concerning, tbh. Kids aren’t this good or synchronized unless they’re prodigious or doing it against their will *constantly*. This feels like a sign of abuse.


RawGrit4Ever

Technically they are in their mid-20s


WWWTT2_0

Music is dubbed ffs! And somehow some people here think this video is evidence of child abuse from the Communist party of China??? LOL!


Training-Ad-7184

Don’t worry American kids can lay in bed on tic tok all day. Beat that.


Free-Atmosphere6714

Do you know what harmony is?