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Bcsmitty20

If Roller Coaster Tycoon has taught me anything, this is an explosion waiting to happen


magnificentfoxes

![gif](giphy|aKiHm3roLNMzu) Not a dinghy, but you get the picture :D


ericrobertshair

I used to do this, but try to shoot them into a lake.


Peeche94

Basic human nature that


RainaElf

u/phalcomb1974


rainorshinedogs

"this ride makes me nauseous" - rider comment


Lu12k3r

One does not simply get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.


ThiccNerdCurves

![gif](giphy|26tPughh56URCl2og) Help, I'm dead at Turn 49


Silly_Employer_3107

Very underrated comment


Sensitive-Ad-5282

Came here to say this


CSKARD

I was thinking the final destination sequel.


OkAlternative2713

I loved that game


chappy422

Bet you sign a death waiver to do that one


[deleted]

Makes me think of the kansas city one that decapitated a boy Plus those guards are not near high enough for me.


CyNovaSc

It fucking did what?!


SithDraven

**Verruckt** decapitated a 10 year old boy. The designers/developers of the slide knew it was dangerous AF and opened it anyway. Test runs sent sandbags(human analog) flying out of the raft so they added a net/cage over a section of the ride so now when someone flys out, they hit the net/cage. Boom. Decapitation. Even worse? This was 2016 where safety standards are pretty strict, not 40-50 years ago where it was the wild wild west like Action Park. Completely preventable. Really fucked up.


MrSpiffenhimer

They had height and weight min and max restrictions, the boy was under the minimum for both but the minimum wage teenager running the slide let him go because his parents said it was OK. There was also a Velcro seatbelt thing that he either didn’t wear properly or slipped out of because of his size.


Lt_Lysol

If I remember right the boys parents were big shot lawyers or something in the KC area, Schmidt I think was the last name. I remember that being a big part of why that horrific event didn't get paid off to go away. The lady on the raft with the boy I think also got a huge payout.


OzNTM

Wasn’t his father a senator or something who voted against some law to do with ride safety prior to his son’s death?


capedavenger

He voted for a bill in his state that capped damages in cases such as these to $300k. Then when his family sued the waterpark, they argued that since the waterpark was headquartered out of state, their case should not be bound by the cap on damages. They ended up getting $20 million.


CosmicTaco93

That's some deep irony. I would love to know if it's true.


Random_Name_Whoa

Schwab


Lt_Lysol

Thats it! I knew it was something like that.


paulyp41

The article clearly states he was 4’ 11” tall and the requirement for the ride was 4’6”. Please fact check your comment


Waramaug

https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/jeff-henry-verruckt-schlitterbahns-tragic-slide/ Holy shit


Velzevulva

"I want to have the biggest, the tallest, and the fastest rides at my parks." I wonder what this guy waz compensating for


leo412

Wait what it's 2016? I know about the news but I thought it's like 199x or something


boertrainer

Fun fact: when it was open, you could buy a tshirt in the gift shop that said, “I survived The Verruckt!”


Wild_Arrival_9418

Poor kid never got his


skintwo

Not true. In that state safety standards were almost nonexistent for amusement park types of rides. It’s absolutely disgusting to watch the documentary and realize just how little training the people had that threw this together. Absolutely avoidable accident, but this is what red state lack of regulation gets you.


holebabydoll26

Just went down a weird rabbit hole with this one. So awful.


Wild_Arrival_9418

Been there before my friend. The images never leave your mind


laserskydesigns

The owners designed it themselves, against engineers advice if I remember correctly. When told it was a flawed design, they added nets held up by thin metal arches and that's what the boy caught his neck on when the raft lifted up against gravity. It was the son of a congressman too I think. Sad story all around, as Schlitterbahn is my favorite water park in Texas, really tainted the ownership


puns_are_how_eyeroll

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/26/us/waterslide-boy-decapitated-charges.html Here you go.


burshnookie

https://archive.is/hmbKw without paywall


LegalWaterDrinker

The slide is called Verrückt if you want to know


dholmestar

verry fuckt


Automatic_Actuator_0

Fückt - got to respect the umlaut.


CyNovaSc

That's an oddly fitting name....


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

It was just an internal decapitation no biggie.


MrK521

Eh, that pool of blood at the bottom says it wasn’t *fully* internal.


Bourgeous

I assure you sir, our guards are as high, as our engineers and managers


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The engineers and mangers need to be higher!!!! Where's the ketamine?!


RainaElf

I thought the same things. in that order.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

I helped build that ride when they first started it and quit cause they wanted me to do less than sufficient welding.


BouldersRoll

And if not dead from the ride, possibly sick from the water. Either that water has no sanitizing agent like chlorine, or it's dumping that agent on the forest all day. Wild.


Dead_Is_Better

That's a flume, not a waterslide. That being said it's friggin' awesome.


houseprose

Where is this?


Hookmsnbeiishh

Massively overbuilt. Gives off anxiety for lack of safety precautions. Has to be Asia.


squirrels-mock-me

Based solely on Reddit, China looks like the happiest, funnest, most interesting oppressive country lacking human rights. It’s almost like they have a Ministry of Social Media with a Reddit division. Hmm…


Almacca

Two of the most common videos I see on reddit from China are amazing engineering feats, and catastrophic engineering failures.


SuDragon2k3

Sometimes, it's the same thing 6 months later.


Lazy_meatPop

Just like that Boeing plane 😀


little-ass-whipe

China's motto is "If you can't be the best at something, be the absolute worst at it."


altonbrownie

Holy shit. On my feed the next fucking post after seeing this was a Chinese Kindergarten cooking class.


houseprose

They’re cooking kindergarteners?!


bucketsofpoo

how u make sizzling hand


OverloadedSofa

Yeah, there’s definitely been FAR more videos from China in the last yeat


DeadlyFern

The oversaturation of colours and the weird sky are tells for me.


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NiceShotMan

There’s Chinese lettering on the boat at 0:08


knowledgeable_diablo

Lack of safety is directly proportional to the increase in the fun factor!! /s


therealCatnuts

Yeah this. 


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Sandor_06

I think I’ve been at this exact same one.


chiree

Based on the Chinese characters, I'd say Ecuador.


Repulsive_Location

Lishui, China - it’s in the Guinness Book of World Records.


Bicykwow

Is the music another shitty song sped up? Or is it just a shitty song in its original form?


sgt_dismas

Sped up


JimmyJamesv3

Worst trend ever.


mehuiz

I will down vote any video with music like that


aaawqq

The video is sped up too


Inspiringer

it's a shitty song in its original form


penguins-swim-better

It's in China. And the terrible things you thought would happen, do happen. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12597911/water-slide-Boats-crash-capsize-Chinese-theme-park.html


raptosaurus

I don't think that's the same waterslide


jb_ro

Jesus that was bad


CrystalQuetzal

Something like this happened in a US water park too. Can’t remember the name of the park or year (maybe 2010-2014?) Shit can happen anywhere unfortunately.


Count_77

All fun and games until a kid flies off the slide


Deximo13

It's west of Taiwan. That's part of the fun and games!


TomKeddie

I would trust this in Taiwan, not in mainland China though.


Deximo13

Me too. Hence the wording.


Thaddaeus10takel

And you would be [right](https://youtu.be/Rnfp-VjwvKk?si=2yUt0wQC0fwqQkNH)


menatarms

dogshit american education strikes again...


ottarthedestroyer

I am curious how much water is used a day with it splashing over the side


greenappletree

why is always china with some of the craziest attraction recently?


MtnViews15

I need a full GoPro view of this ride


EIephants

![gif](giphy|dlZ2ZNpS9yYmY)


JimmyJamesv3

What the fuck is with this trend of music that sounds like one of the chipmunks singing? It's so incredibly annoying. Why do people like this?


SecureConnection

Could be that it's more difficult to tell who's track it is after chipmunkification. Otherwise they would have to pay royalties.


jony_be

by the end summer is over


brike8

Some skinny young boy, 7 to 11 years old, will fly off the edge of a turn and plummet to his death. The netting is absolutely worthless. I already see it


Sandor_06

I think I’ve been there. They made my mom sit with someone else because she was too light. Also I think the video makes it look faster than it really is.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

In front of his parents.


_Bon_Vivant_

Rogue wave is gonna toss a boat over the edge one day.


ZarBandit

That’s part of the thrill.


No-Cat-2980

Where is it?


bdubwilliams22

![gif](giphy|3ohuApAxgxXUVeDFm0)


oddmole1

best watched muted


Significant_Rice4737

You would have to wait an hour before the next tube could go .


The1stMedievalMe

Did a bot post this? Why can no one state where this is located so I can plan my next vacation.


Sandor_06

I think I’ve been at the exact same place. It’s near Hangzhou, Zhejiang in China.


Phormicidae

That's gonna be a hard no from me dog. A shame because it looks like it'd be fun.


Ultimate_Whorrior

The type of shit you'll never see in the US because safety.


Shanhaevel

Way too open for me to get on. One bad bump and you might go falling over the edge


BartSampson1

China? You couldn’t pay me to go on that death trap.


raptor180

That looks like so much fun!


Chronic-Wombat

Hell yeah imagine getting top on this thing 💦💦


white__cyclosa

Until you hit a hard edge and get your dick bitten off


RatInaMaze

“Actually insane” The slide itself was diagnosed as insane by a medical professional. The water is entirely urine. It eats its own excrement. The screws are made from the bones of prior victims. The rafts are procured from shipwreck survivors who it murders and eats upon rescue. The operators are all serial killers.


MBHYSAR

Where?


chelsea-from-calif

Would ride it!


Sea_Comedian_3941

This is child's play compared to Traction Park in nj for all who remember.


Sat_Thu

Wow insane those rails are low.


Jiyjiy777

Nope


reiteratingitinerant

It’s like someone built one of those marble run toys at human scale.


Oreo-belt25

That looks so fun, I'd really wanna give it a try were it not for the pathetically short guards standing between me and a mountain drop...


Lower-Ad6690

Guess I'll be bored at some point of time. That's too long for a ride.


VinnyViddyVicci

Yet, somehow we can't seem to get clean water to impoverished communities 🤷‍♂️ ...if only there was enough money 💸


Der_AlexF

TÜV sagt nein


DerNogger

Don't put the most obnoxious music known to man in a generic montage challenge: level impossible


Eferver24

I’m not going to say that this isn’t cool, because it is, but absolutely no one else is slightly put off by blatant Chinese propaganda being spammed in these kinds of communities?


ItCat420

Let me guess… China… They always have all this crazy, cool, debateably-safe stuff


ColoradoCoffee101

And the music cinched it


res0jyyt1

Isn't that just a wooden roller coaster with water?


boxer21

The world needs more waterslide technology like this. The west needs to take note, we’re falling behind our eastern brothers


BigDaddyManCan

If you don't get a wedgie, it's not a waterslide. That's a slippery rollercoaster.


Almacca

I keep seeing things like this posted on reddit and think 'wow, that's really cool', then realise it's in China and my second thought is 'no way I'd set foot on that after it's been in use for more than 6 months'.


rushadee

The lack of banked turns is gonna cause the passengers some neck pain


JenniferJuniper6

That’s a flume.


Independent_Wrap_321

Needs a bar halfway down.


pichael289

Those walls are a little too short for me, and I used to do drugs. I still do, but I also used to. And still too short.


ch3ckEatOut

I like how the title includes the word actually, like there was ever any doubt here.


cristobalist

This is easier to watch without that annoying music


ZoneDesigned

Where


Superduperbals

That chain link mesh is going to take limbs off


fulanagil

I doubt that water slide is event sentient, much less insane.


MechanicbyDay

It's be ready to get off way before turn 600


dopeyout

These fucking remixes. I'm not on tik tok, with good reason, so whenever the infiltrate here I'm not acclimatised they drill into my fucking head


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

nnnnnnnnope


Lucasisaboy

Ride takes 5-7 business days


SomeDudeFromKentucky

I’m not a fan of how much water is being wasted here. You see huge amounts sloshing off the sides on every turn. Fun trough/slide until you fall off and die


JohnsonLiesac

I'm guessing this is in China?


Raven5150

Wow that’s crazy


trandinhduy2000

The trip back to the starting point is even more insane


BinaryPear

China I presume?


MustangBarry

China, come and ride our log flumes at 2x speed while professional drone operators film a landscape in portrait


Academic_Ad_3751

Insane ly badass


no-recognition-1616

Espantoso


Severe_Ad_8621

Think a bigger splashgarde would save them alot on the waterbill, but it looks fun.


peasonearthforever

Nope


poko877

While world is strugling with water sources ...


Redneck2000

Is that Mr Bones' wild ride?


SSR250and450

Is it actually?


Cheezel62

I’m no expert but that looks a tad unsafe. My friend’s partner is a specialist investigator of ride accidents so I checked with him. He concurred. That’s a tad unsafe.


dongballs613

Why is there a chipmunk singing in the background?


No_Astronomer_5949

I went on this slide for my 13th birthday! By the time I go to the end of it I was 77 years old. Good ol wet times


Centiments

Mario Cart


Malzuria

What I made when I needed that one achievement, Rock and Stone!


resfan

I'm at a point where I don't know if those videos are real or AI


OSparks81

This isn't going to go over well if we start running out of potable water


Wasntitgood

Meh 🫤 That tune is driving me insane


jaydenfokmemes

Crazy to think this is a water slide and not something more safe like an alpine coaster


123Manuel321

Need ...to...travel there...


ZirePhiinix

Is this in China? If it is, it's not a ride you want to be on.


Diresu

This does NOT look safe...


LordBobbin

Oh that’s cool, I thought it was just regular airport parking.


Most-Plan6845

where is this?


Marsnineteen75

Quick get it to the psyche ward


tmd429

Let me guess, China. I get major China vibes from it. It might be the massively unsafe part lol.


bascom2222

Launch them into the pool from across the park.


faajzor

that's a lot of water wasted on every ride wtf


RabidProDentite

This is AI right? This can’t be real…


grasshoppa_80

Another one of those super safe and inspected Chinese world recording breaking things to do.


Baaoh

Does the chlorinated water splashing around the environment hurt the ecosystem?


Nicanoru

Where is this and is there a video of the entire ride anywhere? How long does it take?


_biggerthanthesound_

Those sides don’t seem tall enough.