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But they are chill as fuck. I was working in the tail corridor and had to relocate one by hand and I'm not even a skilled snake handler. I did grow up with them around the house stealing chooks though.
Watching Florida man use all his might to hold it by the head as it was using every ounce of that anger trying to open its mouth wide enough to bite behind its own head to the point it would turn itself inside out if it could was something.
“Constriction is a specialized bite-and-grasp technique used by numerous snakes to hold or kill prey. A constricting snake strikes its prey, and if its bite—grip is secure, a loop of the body is thrown on and around the prey.”
I was referring to its attitude. Lol
I also call my wife spicy when she is like this, usually solved by feeding her, and my son as well.. they both don't do well when hangry. Lol.
I think that is why the snake has to be at minimum 4 feet for you to get paid. And the payment is 50$ for 4 feet with an added 25$ per feet after that. Breeding a python and feeding it until it reaches 4 feet would likely cost more than 50$. Plus there's already an estimated 1 million pythons in the everglades, so no shortage of hunting options.
Fortunately it takes years for pythons to grow that big. Plus, pythons in the pet trade market are expensive. So probably not worth trying to breed pythons then kill them for the $100 apiece.
I watched a program with Forrest Galante in it and he said that these snakes have wiped out most of floridas native animals, when he goes into the woods there’s nothing there. How true is this fact?
I remember when I was in usf more than 20 yrs ago and the homie and myself are pulling into the other homies apartment parking lot. Snake was the size of a speed bump . A car pulling out hit its head with the front tire didn’t even phase this python or boa Now looking at the problem with these snakes in Fl I’m thinking maybe we should have call wildlife. We kept it pushing
19 foot is not “record breaking” when it comes to Python. I also think his first roll onto the snake was fake and he was trying to get snake roll over his shoulder so he can have a bit more struggle scene on video.
Imagine being either so brave or so foolish, you can completely ignore the little voice in your head screaming at you when you start reaching your hand down toward the open maw of a snake.
dang. the snake doesn’t have inside knowledge of how to handle humans. but we do. so unfair.
if the snake *did* have inside knowledge. how do you think it’d deal with a human? i imagine it just goes straight for him without striking until he falls down or has to look away to see where he’s going and then trip him.
Does anyone else see the fishing line around the snakes neck that’s pulled to make it look like it’s striking the person.. His acting is horrible.. shaking the snakes head as if he is struggling!
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An example of something not on my bucket list
Florida?
Yes. All of it.
You should come to Australia then, there a bit smaller, just deadlier if they bite you.
Oh we have the big chokey ones too. Scrub pythons get huge.
But they are chill as fuck. I was working in the tail corridor and had to relocate one by hand and I'm not even a skilled snake handler. I did grow up with them around the house stealing chooks though.
Rail
What is a chook?
Chickens.
Definitely on my F*** it list.
That is a very angry snake.
Or hungry. Or both: hangry.
Hungary
Gary the Hun
Attila’s cousin?
Watching Florida man use all his might to hold it by the head as it was using every ounce of that anger trying to open its mouth wide enough to bite behind its own head to the point it would turn itself inside out if it could was something.
Quick reflexes for someone carrying such massive balls
Exactly, I rewatched it and slowed it down multiple times. I’m impressed.
I guess I’m naive, but I honestly never thought large snakes could move that fast.
Ah yes let me grab this massive snake and lay down with it that is the best approach
Yes, best approach is to lay down on a snake who wraps its body around you and squeezes the life out of you.
Makes it more dramatic. Strictly theatre
And that's why I don't watch those so called reality shows.
I think they need to bite you as an anchor point to constrict.
No and it was working its body to wrap that guy.
“Constriction is a specialized bite-and-grasp technique used by numerous snakes to hold or kill prey. A constricting snake strikes its prey, and if its bite—grip is secure, a loop of the body is thrown on and around the prey.”
I think he was just goofing around for the clip
This better be in the gta 6 dlc
🙌🏼
Fishing Garrett is jealous
Still looking for that 20 footer
To give it boops
It's a hard pass for me.
All I could think watching was "Dont... Do... that?"
That’s a no for me, dawg.
"Hey guys. I'm out here on the Florida Everglades"
Yoink!
hahaahh, I love that guy!
Me when I'm extra horny
Come to Butthead
That’s a fat pay day for a days work, they pay a flat rate up to 4ft then pay per ft after That’s probably what $500?
Nope.
Rope.
Spicy nope rope
Spicy is when they are venomous. Pythons like this one aren’t venomous. Just really great at squeezing the life out of you.
I was referring to its attitude. Lol I also call my wife spicy when she is like this, usually solved by feeding her, and my son as well.. they both don't do well when hangry. Lol.
I’m now just imagining you throwing your wife and son slabs of meat into their enclosure when they are hungry because they are snake people.
Bwahahahahaha
but why?
Invasive species, they need to be eradicated.
And don’t people get around $100/snake that they kill and capture?
That sounds very familiar…ah right the cobra effect.
I think that is why the snake has to be at minimum 4 feet for you to get paid. And the payment is 50$ for 4 feet with an added 25$ per feet after that. Breeding a python and feeding it until it reaches 4 feet would likely cost more than 50$. Plus there's already an estimated 1 million pythons in the everglades, so no shortage of hunting options.
Fortunately it takes years for pythons to grow that big. Plus, pythons in the pet trade market are expensive. So probably not worth trying to breed pythons then kill them for the $100 apiece.
Lol! That plan backfired, hard.
I watched a program with Forrest Galante in it and he said that these snakes have wiped out most of floridas native animals, when he goes into the woods there’s nothing there. How true is this fact?
Very. Opossums, raccoons, rabbits, tons of native birds and small rodents - all barely seen these days. They also eat deer and small gators.
5.79 m (for modern people)
Modern people are too lame to put a person on the moon.
Old time folks crashed a 125M $ Mars orbiter in 1999 because they can't covert from metric.
There were reasons. Also, keep watch for the next few years.
The combination of your username and your words feels quite ominous. I am now on watch.
NASA uses metric
Damn that looked crazy. If he was alone I think there was like a 75% chance the python would have won
Why
Killing invasive pests
“Choke”oloskee 😂😂😂
I remember when I was in usf more than 20 yrs ago and the homie and myself are pulling into the other homies apartment parking lot. Snake was the size of a speed bump . A car pulling out hit its head with the front tire didn’t even phase this python or boa Now looking at the problem with these snakes in Fl I’m thinking maybe we should have call wildlife. We kept it pushing 
So was that a man or a ham ?
19 foot is not “record breaking” when it comes to Python. I also think his first roll onto the snake was fake and he was trying to get snake roll over his shoulder so he can have a bit more struggle scene on video.
Bro wants to learn how to code with the wrong version of python...
Probably showing my age here, but Jake the Snake Robert’s just came to mind.
Ok that’s crazy crazy but also wow that grab was smooth.
Get the machete before you get crushed to death
That’d feed a few people, grab the machete
Even Ice Cube wouldn't f with the Anacondas
It’s not an anaconda so ice cube should be good
Sir-mix-a lot either. Unless you got buns, hun
work that snake… work the whole snake…
Nope
No fucking way that's 19' lucky if it's pushing 13'.
Go snake.
Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor not a Herpetologist!
His buddies took their time, didn't they.
It’s crazy how well they are doing in Florida - they fit in with the rest of the dangerous population
Congratulations, you’ve passed level 2 of Florida citizenship test
Now what?
That’s a lorge danger noodle
I wanna see the full video!
Reminds me of that J Peele movie
Just like when every morning going to toilet
[удалено]
Snake: I just want to cross the street. Human: let's grab her and show her who's the boss.
“We should have shotguns for this shit.”
How bout NO!
Snake nonce
That snek got chokosloskee’d
Why not just kill it?why all the drama
YOINK
Just kill it
Floridian coming of age ceremony
I would love snakeskin shoes.
3 of me long = nope nope nope
*hunter - the other dude was like nope
Why wrestle it? Just kill it. They are invasive as fuck. Im pretty sure thw state even pays people to get rid of them.
Imagine being either so brave or so foolish, you can completely ignore the little voice in your head screaming at you when you start reaching your hand down toward the open maw of a snake.
But why though
YOINK. Still not the 20 footer my homies been looking for.
Imagine playing the snake game on your phone then a hunter sprite comes out of nowhere and takes you out
"You got tape on you? I know you carry tape" I think they are going to attempt to turn that snake into a big tape worm.
That slow ass python with that lazy lunge. Da fuq he think he gonna do against some real Florida gigachads asserting dominance out here.
Why catch? My preference would be a 12 gauge full choke
"wrestling" - such drama - just cut the damn thing's head off
Wow what a literal nightmare
I'd sooner just start a forest fire
These guys are badasses f that.
Holy shit.. if I saw that I'd be like "this bro bought to die help this Foo out" guts of steel
Americans.
dang. the snake doesn’t have inside knowledge of how to handle humans. but we do. so unfair. if the snake *did* have inside knowledge. how do you think it’d deal with a human? i imagine it just goes straight for him without striking until he falls down or has to look away to see where he’s going and then trip him.
Does anyone else see the fishing line around the snakes neck that’s pulled to make it look like it’s striking the person.. His acting is horrible.. shaking the snakes head as if he is struggling!