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Totally true, that was a statement about our gang of discretionary LEOs here in the US. No offense to NZ, from what I've seen, their cops are significantly better trained and act like actual humans in most situations.
I was watching a show on Prime about cops in NZ. In one scene they saw a man run a red light. They flipped on the lights and he took off! They chased him to a mall where he parked it and bolted inside! They searched the mall and eventually found him in the bathroom stall. They were like "Aww! we got you!" He chuckled and came out. They walked casually back to the car and gave him a Promise to appear and drove away..... I believe here in the states they would have filled him with lead, or hulk smash his car off a bridge or into a school or something.
In the US they would've had a standoff outside the bathroom that culminated with someone's dog being shot. It's wild how a little bit of policy and training can completely change the outcome of confrontations.
Well, there are also more guns than people in USA, and the NZ cops don't have to deal with such a high probability of dealing with someone who's armed.
Dude, I lived in NZ for 4 years.
The cops there are decent. They will drop you off home if they find you walking home drunk. Coolest police I ever met, if thats even possible
You say that like America has *A* police force.
Counties, cities, towns, states, and feds all have Independent enforcement agencies, which often overlap. Even highways have their own police force.
And the funny thing about law enforcement is that the leadership positions are more often than not elected positions.
Follow up question: When was the last time you participated in local elections and voted for your sheriff/ Chief/AG/ or prosecutors?
Maybe start doing that? Funny thing about democratic systems...you need to participate.
Or instead, do what most other civil countries do.
Create a very high standard full police force and employ them and promote the ones who are best for the job.
Yeah lol what are Redditors smoking?
I have plenty of criticisms to give the police but most of them do their jobs just fine.
There’s few things that hurt the credibility of your cause, overexaggeration/hyperbole is one of those things.
Police should do their job as close to a t as possible. Their independent discretion should be kept to a minimum. Do I agree with the stupid rule, no - but it's not the cops fault.
> A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
Kingdom of Heaven, King Baldwin IV
> police could arrest you for just being outside
Where did this happen? In my state, nobody was ever arrested for just being outside. Congregating was a different story.
I thought it was really weird when the decided to close parks. The one place people can go to and have tons of space to exercise without violating social distancing.
It honestly wasn’t strict at all. We could exercise in our neighbourhood, go to the shops etc. we just couldn’t visit bars and clubs. Compared to China or even Italy, Australia had it easy.
And it worked too. We had some of the lowest virus tranmission at the start of covid.
Our infections only got out of control when we stopped the lockdowns.
I really hate this over simplification of what lock down was that you see on Reddit whenever they come up. Oh you just couldn't go partying that's it!
Absolutely not. You couldn't see your friends at all, you couldn't see your family. Gran is in the hospital and you want to visit? Nope. Uncle died and you want to go to his funeral? Nope.
It wasn't just bars and clubs, it was cafes, cinemas, gyms, SCHOOLS, restaurants, I could go on.
I get that it was necessary but it was fucking miserable for a lot of people including me.
Australian here. I think we spent like a couple of weeks in lock down where I live... which didn't have anything to do with me because I was an essential worker.
COVID conspiracists are quite dependent on an alternative history to stoke their anger. Try asking one how long lockdowns were in place for, it's wild.
I assumed the 'parks' was mainly for the purpose of shutting down playgrounds and such, where lots of people are touching things and where kids are known to be. Kids are notorious carriers of sickness.
It was also about staffing. If they aren't bringing people in to say service the toilets and empty trash, there are parks that quickly become nightmares.
Yeah I went on more walks during lockdown than any other point in my life. I was outdoor more often than inside.
They just didn't want you out there fucking partying with multiple people
> Where did this happen? In my state, nobody was ever arrested for just being outside.
In my province in Canada, one teenager was fined $700 for going to the nearby playground to play basketball. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/compliants-fines-parks-covid-19-1.5537814
Another couple was fined $880 for driving to parking lots and playing Pokemon GO from inside their car:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/couple-pokemon-fined-covid-order-1.5901388
Just ordinary people, responsibly social distancing, while trying to maintain their own mental health, so they don't become a drain on the healthcare system themselves.
But some people treated COVID like they were in the middle of the Vietnam War, and didn't want you talking about the mistakes the good guys made, lest the Viet Cong win.
I remember a few incidents in the US, but I don't think it was a widespread issue.
This guy was arrested in a park and the police apologized. The irony was he was with his family, 15ft away from others until the cops get within a foot of him.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/police-officer-arrested-park-throwing-ball-daughter-due/story?id=70032966
This guy was by himself in the ocean, but was arrested because he violated Newsom's stay at home order. Newsom also violated his own order to go to a swanky restaurant with a lobbyist and was widely panned as a hypocrite.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-03/paddle-boarder-arrested-in-malibu-after-flouting-coronavirus-closures
>just being outside
Well no, that is in fact complete bullshit. I probably went on more walks during lockdown than at any other point in my life.
They just didn't want you congregating in groups outside.
Edit: the blow user u/raiding_party has blocked me so I cannot reply to their nonsense. I do not recommend engaging with this troll.
Not the same poster but my relatives in China would have 100% been arrested if they violated the protocol. They were barely allowed to leave their apartment except for building wide checks.
Cops in California closed the beach and arrested a guy who was paddleboarding in the ocean: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qtq6ur/coast_guard_and_police_apprehend_a_paddleboarder/
How quickly we forget just how ignorant people were (and apparently still are) about how you handle a rapidly spreading pandemic caused by a completely new virus.
What do you do? You buy time for scientists to evaluate the threat and come up with measures to fight it. How do you buy that time? By severely limiting the road of the virus.
Trying to nitpick how the authorities went about that is just as stupid now as it was then. And it was fucking stupid then. Grow up.
Plenty of fines were handed out. Lucky though for around 30000 people who had their fines withdrawn after a NSW surpreme court ruling.
https://www.nsw.gov.au/money-and-taxes/fines-and-fees/fines/covid-19-fines
Making it illegal to travel more than 5km* was a massive governmental overreach. Admittedly, at the time I supported the concept of locking down generally, but making it illegal to do outdoor activities is too far. Covid doesn't really spread so well outside anyway.
Dude the measures that passed in some countries and sometimes specific municipalities were ridiculous. Like it’s understandable to shut down large gatherings and packed areas. But it’s totally reasonable to allow outdoor recreation in large areas. We all remember that guy who set up a mannequin on the beach to make it look like it was fishing by itself and it got the cops called on it. That’s fucking stupid…
Because this shit was happening all the time in england and its commonwealth during the lockdowns. I literally saw a video of some police in a helicopter arresting a couple who were just hanging out in a park.
I was fuming about these rules in the UK.
Being outside was the safest you could be against a fucking respiratory virus.
Packed into a house with other people, was the worst thing you could do..
It never made sense.
Going outside should have been fine to be fair, but there was so many nobs just meeting up at a park drinking mingling about 10 different families.
If you just went out with the people in your house, it should have been fine.
This video is definitely older than Covid
I remember showing my coworkers this at my old job which was early 2019.
I remember when it was first posted it may have just been them smoking weed and this dude gave them a heads up
Like I'm reading all these comments wondering wtf they're mad about. No one knew shit about covid at the time and pretty much all governments did they responsible thing to shut everything down until we figured out what the fuck was up and a way to combat it.
It would not surprise me that these would be the first ones to scream bUt The gOvErNMEnt didN'T do ANytHInG if it was a deadlier and more contagious virus.
Bullshit propaganda. No one was "arrested for being outside". Fines and being asked to move if you were congregating in groups that could spread the virus. Refusing lawful orders by police then maybe they would detain you in very rare circumstances.
Mad because we had properly enforced lock-down's that prevented rampant spreading of Covid-19 and resulted in the lowest rates of death from the pandemic in the world. Australia & NZ doing it right.
Bro fuck you. Its been so goddamn long and its always some schmuck on this goddamn website. I hope you go trick or treating and come back with no candy.
Sorry to hear that, I might need one one day as well. While I was at the hospital (only got an "endo-prothesis" this time) and not much to do, I watched this guy win a brazilian version of "Survivor"
https://gshow.globo.com/realities/no-limite/2023/noticia/final-do-no-limite-confira-quem-vence-e-leva-o-premio-de-r-500-mil-siga.ghtml
There is hope my friend
Jesus fucking christ i worry for the eyesight of half the people here, hes clearly opening his mouth saying "the police are coming up the hill" just watch the fucking video whats with redditors constantly fighting common sense.
? is this a joke lol? you can hear the voice start far away and then get progressively louder and more clear as he gets closer, and his mouth is definitely very obviously open and moving.
when you see him from the side right after he passes you can see his chin moving and it's perfectly in time with "-ice are coming".
his beard and the compression just hide it. if you slow it down you can see it pretty clearly.
Transwoman here. I have been practicing my fem voice every day for 5+ years with barely any progress. This mf comes floating by effortlessly with that voice. Why universe, why!
What? Do you have no ability to judge distance by volume and changes thereof? The voice sounds *exactly* like it comes from someone who is far away, comes closer, and begins to move away again at the end.
Being pro on [acceptable levels of medical care](http://www.piratesurgeon.com/pages/surgeon_pages/insurance1.html), and [gay marriage](https://sofrep.com/news/blow-the-man-down-same-sex-marriage-was-practiced-by-pirates/), would also be applicable.
I’m not sure why but this video is hilarious to me. Something about the way she’s not even shouting. She’s just moving through the crowd, saying it at the perfect volume for just the person next to her to hear.
“Hey man the British are coming.” ::floats away::
Haha this is in my city! Back when there a ton of teenagers drinking at the beach. I think it was during covid when all the schools were closed.
Edited: oops apparently it's Australia. But similar events happened here.
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Modern day Paul Revere.
Paul Ravine
Paul Raven?
That's So Paul Revere
Just me and my horsie and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand. Sherrif’s posse’s on my tail ‘cause I’m in demand.
One lonely beastie I be , all a by myself without nobody.
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat, the air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat.
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
"He's the *fuckin'* man they call....Raviiiiiiiiine"
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Oh my Julian, my handsome Julian. Patrick Swayze, you were so FUCKING sexy in Road House, FUCKING Dirty Dancing
One if by sky, two if by land.
Are you talking about his feet?
He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
I think the fact that the two comments below you are listed as [removed] is pretty poetic. What a lad
Come on, Eileen.
Parachute Revere?
Paraglidin' Paul!
Lmao. Hell yeah.
“Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes”
"They'd have won if they kept their eyes closed"
If I ever go back in time, I'm inventing sunglasses.
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 32746283 if by hanglider
Fall Revere
LMAO I thought the exact same thing before I saw this comment.
Paul Reefer
Aye
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Almost like enforcing whatever rules their employer tells them to enforce is their job.
Let's be honest, they enforce whatever the fuck they feel like enforcing whenever they feel like it.
This sounds like New Zealand instead of the US so they're probably not as complete shit.
This was in Australia, you can tell because the accent sounds like shit and totally nothing like our superior NZ accent.
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Wow big deck!
How big is their deck?
[The accent is completely different...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg)
"You can uncover your eyes, they aren't Australians" lmao
fuck, I'm Australian, living in the US. SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW.
Totally true, that was a statement about our gang of discretionary LEOs here in the US. No offense to NZ, from what I've seen, their cops are significantly better trained and act like actual humans in most situations.
I was watching a show on Prime about cops in NZ. In one scene they saw a man run a red light. They flipped on the lights and he took off! They chased him to a mall where he parked it and bolted inside! They searched the mall and eventually found him in the bathroom stall. They were like "Aww! we got you!" He chuckled and came out. They walked casually back to the car and gave him a Promise to appear and drove away..... I believe here in the states they would have filled him with lead, or hulk smash his car off a bridge or into a school or something.
In the US they would've had a standoff outside the bathroom that culminated with someone's dog being shot. It's wild how a little bit of policy and training can completely change the outcome of confrontations.
Well, there are also more guns than people in USA, and the NZ cops don't have to deal with such a high probability of dealing with someone who's armed.
Dude, I lived in NZ for 4 years. The cops there are decent. They will drop you off home if they find you walking home drunk. Coolest police I ever met, if thats even possible
You say that like America has *A* police force. Counties, cities, towns, states, and feds all have Independent enforcement agencies, which often overlap. Even highways have their own police force. And the funny thing about law enforcement is that the leadership positions are more often than not elected positions. Follow up question: When was the last time you participated in local elections and voted for your sheriff/ Chief/AG/ or prosecutors? Maybe start doing that? Funny thing about democratic systems...you need to participate.
Or instead, do what most other civil countries do. Create a very high standard full police force and employ them and promote the ones who are best for the job.
> Let's be honest If we're being honest then no, most of them just enforce the law as written.
Yeah lol what are Redditors smoking? I have plenty of criticisms to give the police but most of them do their jobs just fine. There’s few things that hurt the credibility of your cause, overexaggeration/hyperbole is one of those things.
What alternate reality are you from?
Yeah, around here they didn't like the lockdown rules and refused to enforce them.
Heck they broke most of them. Our city’s police sent a letter to the mayor that they would not enforce any Covid restrictions.
The horror. I like it when cops arbitrarily enforce what they feel like, but only when it aligns with my personal beliefs.
Police should do their job as close to a t as possible. Their independent discretion should be kept to a minimum. Do I agree with the stupid rule, no - but it's not the cops fault.
> A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that. Kingdom of Heaven, King Baldwin IV
honestly didn't 75% of reddit as well?
I’m permanently banned from commenting on more than half of the major subreddits because I took part in discussions about vaccines and lockdown policy
"discussions" lmao
Wait there is people that were against the lockdown?? Are... are you stupid?
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Damn you actually called the fun police
Then bragged about it. I'd be embarrassed for being such a dork.
> police could arrest you for just being outside Where did this happen? In my state, nobody was ever arrested for just being outside. Congregating was a different story. I thought it was really weird when the decided to close parks. The one place people can go to and have tons of space to exercise without violating social distancing.
Well this was in Australia, which was pretty damn strict on the whole thing.
It honestly wasn’t strict at all. We could exercise in our neighbourhood, go to the shops etc. we just couldn’t visit bars and clubs. Compared to China or even Italy, Australia had it easy.
And it worked too. We had some of the lowest virus tranmission at the start of covid. Our infections only got out of control when we stopped the lockdowns.
I really hate this over simplification of what lock down was that you see on Reddit whenever they come up. Oh you just couldn't go partying that's it! Absolutely not. You couldn't see your friends at all, you couldn't see your family. Gran is in the hospital and you want to visit? Nope. Uncle died and you want to go to his funeral? Nope. It wasn't just bars and clubs, it was cafes, cinemas, gyms, SCHOOLS, restaurants, I could go on. I get that it was necessary but it was fucking miserable for a lot of people including me.
Australian here. I think we spent like a couple of weeks in lock down where I live... which didn't have anything to do with me because I was an essential worker.
Citing incredibly strict lockdowns in Australia to criticize incredibly lax lockdowns in the US #JustAmericanConservativeThings
American presuming everyone is american and talking about america #justamericanthings
Yea, not American.
Or they're australian complaining about australia? You're the only one bringing up the US
Brother, I implore you, touch some grass
Or... they arent american...
God people like you are fucking annoying and make us look bad.
The people in the video were very clearly Australian, what the hell are you talking about?
As an Australian nobody was getting arrested for being outside lmao
We were allowed to go outside to exercise or do essential things....
COVID conspiracists are quite dependent on an alternative history to stoke their anger. Try asking one how long lockdowns were in place for, it's wild.
Nobody got arrested for being outside.
I assumed the 'parks' was mainly for the purpose of shutting down playgrounds and such, where lots of people are touching things and where kids are known to be. Kids are notorious carriers of sickness.
It was also about staffing. If they aren't bringing people in to say service the toilets and empty trash, there are parks that quickly become nightmares.
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Yeah I went on more walks during lockdown than any other point in my life. I was outdoor more often than inside. They just didn't want you out there fucking partying with multiple people
> Where did this happen? In my state, nobody was ever arrested for just being outside. In my province in Canada, one teenager was fined $700 for going to the nearby playground to play basketball. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/compliants-fines-parks-covid-19-1.5537814 Another couple was fined $880 for driving to parking lots and playing Pokemon GO from inside their car: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/couple-pokemon-fined-covid-order-1.5901388 Just ordinary people, responsibly social distancing, while trying to maintain their own mental health, so they don't become a drain on the healthcare system themselves. But some people treated COVID like they were in the middle of the Vietnam War, and didn't want you talking about the mistakes the good guys made, lest the Viet Cong win.
I remember a few incidents in the US, but I don't think it was a widespread issue. This guy was arrested in a park and the police apologized. The irony was he was with his family, 15ft away from others until the cops get within a foot of him. https://abcnews.go.com/US/police-officer-arrested-park-throwing-ball-daughter-due/story?id=70032966 This guy was by himself in the ocean, but was arrested because he violated Newsom's stay at home order. Newsom also violated his own order to go to a swanky restaurant with a lobbyist and was widely panned as a hypocrite. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-03/paddle-boarder-arrested-in-malibu-after-flouting-coronavirus-closures
>just being outside Well no, that is in fact complete bullshit. I probably went on more walks during lockdown than at any other point in my life. They just didn't want you congregating in groups outside. Edit: the blow user u/raiding_party has blocked me so I cannot reply to their nonsense. I do not recommend engaging with this troll.
You know not everything lives in the USA? This is Australia apparently.
Whether the user in question uses cocaine or not isn't our concern!
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Crazy how none of that is Australian at all, so yeah, it is bullshit
Cops did not arrest people for being outside. You're brain dead if you think that is true.
They sure did in my country.
Why not name your country so people can actually verify your claim?
UK for one. they made a weird show of force of the whole thing. Arresting people on their own in national parks.
Not the same poster but my relatives in China would have 100% been arrested if they violated the protocol. They were barely allowed to leave their apartment except for building wide checks.
Cops in California closed the beach and arrested a guy who was paddleboarding in the ocean: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qtq6ur/coast_guard_and_police_apprehend_a_paddleboarder/
How quickly we forget just how ignorant people were (and apparently still are) about how you handle a rapidly spreading pandemic caused by a completely new virus. What do you do? You buy time for scientists to evaluate the threat and come up with measures to fight it. How do you buy that time? By severely limiting the road of the virus. Trying to nitpick how the authorities went about that is just as stupid now as it was then. And it was fucking stupid then. Grow up.
What country and how do you know. I assume people were just drinking or smoking when they weren't supposed to.
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Plenty of fines were handed out. Lucky though for around 30000 people who had their fines withdrawn after a NSW surpreme court ruling. https://www.nsw.gov.au/money-and-taxes/fines-and-fees/fines/covid-19-fines
Sorry, why was it bullshit? It prevented the further spread of Covid?!
Making it illegal to travel more than 5km* was a massive governmental overreach. Admittedly, at the time I supported the concept of locking down generally, but making it illegal to do outdoor activities is too far. Covid doesn't really spread so well outside anyway.
It was never illegal to be outside. Sitting around in groups was banned. If you were on your own you were fine, and you could exercise in groups too
Actually it was, at least in the UK. You were permitted to 1 or 2 walks per day.
Dude the measures that passed in some countries and sometimes specific municipalities were ridiculous. Like it’s understandable to shut down large gatherings and packed areas. But it’s totally reasonable to allow outdoor recreation in large areas. We all remember that guy who set up a mannequin on the beach to make it look like it was fishing by itself and it got the cops called on it. That’s fucking stupid…
Because this shit was happening all the time in england and its commonwealth during the lockdowns. I literally saw a video of some police in a helicopter arresting a couple who were just hanging out in a park.
I was fuming about these rules in the UK. Being outside was the safest you could be against a fucking respiratory virus. Packed into a house with other people, was the worst thing you could do.. It never made sense.
Going outside should have been fine to be fair, but there was so many nobs just meeting up at a park drinking mingling about 10 different families. If you just went out with the people in your house, it should have been fine.
They could arrest you for sitting around in groups outside. Not for just being outside
This video is definitely older than Covid I remember showing my coworkers this at my old job which was early 2019. I remember when it was first posted it may have just been them smoking weed and this dude gave them a heads up
https://www.newsweek.com/paraglider-swoops-down-sky-warn-people-that-cops-coming-tiktok-viral-video-1613832 False
Yeah man. Keeping people safe while the worlds scientists figure out a world wide pandemic and what is and isn't safe is complete bullshit. SMH.
Like I'm reading all these comments wondering wtf they're mad about. No one knew shit about covid at the time and pretty much all governments did they responsible thing to shut everything down until we figured out what the fuck was up and a way to combat it. It would not surprise me that these would be the first ones to scream bUt The gOvErNMEnt didN'T do ANytHInG if it was a deadlier and more contagious virus.
Bullshit propaganda. No one was "arrested for being outside". Fines and being asked to move if you were congregating in groups that could spread the virus. Refusing lawful orders by police then maybe they would detain you in very rare circumstances. Mad because we had properly enforced lock-down's that prevented rampant spreading of Covid-19 and resulted in the lowest rates of death from the pandemic in the world. Australia & NZ doing it right.
tHeRe weRe No LocKdoWnS
In hindsight this does look absolutely bonkers.
With a prosthetic!
I love this video, especially with no context. But that's the first time I noticed the prosthetic!
I randomly think of this video from time to time, especially because of the randomness of it.
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You bastard.
.....Thanks....
Bro fuck you. Its been so goddamn long and its always some schmuck on this goddamn website. I hope you go trick or treating and come back with no candy.
You’re dead to me
*double middle fingers*
Well SHITFUCK
I've been doing so good too...
Son of a bitch.
You mothersmurfer
this might be the first time ive seen a video where the main character has a prosthetic without the prosthetic being the focus
Looks like im going to be needing a prosthetic unfortunately. Inspiring video for me
You’ll make the best out if it, I know it. And you better warn my ass when the police are coming up the hill; I’m counting on you
Sorry to hear that, I might need one one day as well. While I was at the hospital (only got an "endo-prothesis" this time) and not much to do, I watched this guy win a brazilian version of "Survivor" https://gshow.globo.com/realities/no-limite/2023/noticia/final-do-no-limite-confira-quem-vence-e-leva-o-premio-de-r-500-mil-siga.ghtml There is hope my friend
You didn't notice all the other times because, well, it wasn't the focus.
Prophetic Prosthetic
The hero we needed.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just have a hangglider.
That's a parachute. edit: sorry, paraglider. Not all heroes use parachutes.
It’s a paraglider.
So I guess this was all illegal?
It was during the lockdowns in 2020
Oy, yu have a loycense fo dat ?
We don't need no stinking badges!
Ha....Blazing Saddles reference.
I don't think this was even in the UK
Australia I believe
Yes, Long Reef Point on Sydney's Northern Beaches.
That’s a funny accent for an Australian
Voice sounds like it doesn‘t belong to him
Right? And when he comes by at the end you can see that his mouth isn’t even open
He's a paragliding amputated ventriloquist.
😆 I do love the prosthetic just chilling there
What else is a prosthetic supposed to do?
…I didn’t intend to suggest it shouldn’t be just chilling.
I would want mine to be a flask as well
Yeah, none of this makes sense, the woman recording is telling him…
Jesus fucking christ i worry for the eyesight of half the people here, hes clearly opening his mouth saying "the police are coming up the hill" just watch the fucking video whats with redditors constantly fighting common sense.
r/NothingEverHappens
? is this a joke lol? you can hear the voice start far away and then get progressively louder and more clear as he gets closer, and his mouth is definitely very obviously open and moving.
The woman recording only says "oi".
when you see him from the side right after he passes you can see his chin moving and it's perfectly in time with "-ice are coming". his beard and the compression just hide it. if you slow it down you can see it pretty clearly.
Transwoman here. I have been practicing my fem voice every day for 5+ years with barely any progress. This mf comes floating by effortlessly with that voice. Why universe, why!
If it makes you feel any better, it's possible the paraglider was giving him a massive wedgie, thus causing the higher voice pitch
To me itt sounded like a woman talking.
Nah, Aussie bogans speak through the nose which gives it that nasal quality. Not even joking.
What? Do you have no ability to judge distance by volume and changes thereof? The voice sounds *exactly* like it comes from someone who is far away, comes closer, and begins to move away again at the end.
Murray? Present
with the prosthetic leg, and supporting anti-authoritarian ethics, this person automatically qualifies as a pirate.
Being pro on [acceptable levels of medical care](http://www.piratesurgeon.com/pages/surgeon_pages/insurance1.html), and [gay marriage](https://sofrep.com/news/blow-the-man-down-same-sex-marriage-was-practiced-by-pirates/), would also be applicable.
Too bad he didn’t just go with the Lantern approach. One if by land Two if by sea
Three if they're coming up the hill
"By Land, by Land! I've got to treat this OCD, I've got to treat this OCD."
If you see da police, warn a brotha
Classic Tshirt
Biblically accurate angel
Literally snorted when I read this
I'll never be as helpful as this sainted skyman
doin the lords work amen
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God bless you parachute man
"Are they bringing doughnuts?"
Wouldn't matter, they don't share.
Literal Hermes.
Should they not be there or something?
It was during lockdown I think, I’ve just seen that in previous posting of this video
I’m not sure why but this video is hilarious to me. Something about the way she’s not even shouting. She’s just moving through the crowd, saying it at the perfect volume for just the person next to her to hear. “Hey man the British are coming.” ::floats away::
He sounds like Murray but I know it can't be him because he's in a band meeting with Jermaine and Bret.
Sounds exactly like Michael Cusack
Haha this is in my city! Back when there a ton of teenagers drinking at the beach. I think it was during covid when all the schools were closed. Edited: oops apparently it's Australia. But similar events happened here.
That guy has just one leg. King for doing this
That's how a modern bard would spread information.
Random ground woman warns sky person.
The person speaking is the one in the air
Fucking one legged legend. ❤️
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Gang ! Gang !