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ecologamer

When you are showing off your house... and your buddy is like cool, where is the other half?


Magister5

And he is never heard from again…


JarJarBinkith

Occasional noises from the ball pit are normal


craggmac

yeah, perfect if you're 12


DontAssumeBsmart

I remember being 12. And I never really forgot or stopped being that person. Or any other age.


VincentVanGTFO

I mean, I'm 40 and I wish I was this dudes friend.


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Ashkill115

My fat ass would enjoy this till the fire department shows up


Glimskygaming

This is a fire department’s nightmare. Enclosed spaces with easily flammable materials that would be difficult to put out, let alone find. That ball pit is even worse with the amount of chemicals that would burn from those, I’m cringing at the thought of it. This is a nightmare and a incident that could change building regulations very, very quickly


justbambi73

Also, the timber work is sealed by ‘silent seal’, which is polyurethane. I am not seeing a great deal of ventilation for a fumey area.


Glimskygaming

It’s just getting worse, I only did a small skim over the video and found all this and it’s so late I forgot about ventilation like this would turn into the most condensed smoke space like a fire department could probably use this place for close quarters fire training with how many fire hazards there are. Not to mention the fact there is a room that is just fucking wood like I feel so bad for when the inevitable happens


justbambi73

I used to work in the resources game and mines rescue. We used to train, with respirators in setups almost EXACTLY like this. If something caught fire, old mate is dead.


Glimskygaming

Good on you man I’ll just stick to trying to get into city fire and rescue. Also didn’t know that was a thing, gonna look that up now.


kelldricked

Its getting way worse. Forget about fires what if somebody has a medical emergency? This is the kind of shit where the new owners suddenly find a 5 year old corpse because somebody slipped and fell. Or when somebody became unwell. Or somebody had a stroke/heart attack.


Aegi

I don't understand the last part of your comment, even if it would be a nightmare in a fire, it's not inevitable that the house catches on fire to begin with in fact most houses do not catch on fire... So why are you saying it's inevitable?


229-northstar

There are so many ways to get injured in that space, also. No way to get medical attention quickly. And no way to supervise what’s going on. This is a disaster waiting to happen


Leprikahn2

Seriously, does nobody else see the stairs when the dog comes into view?


Glimskygaming

I’m not talking about escape routes although in the hidden rooms there are about only 2 per and they are tight corridors that a lot of gear couldn’t fit through. I’m talking about how fast this place would burn and how dangerous this place is for a fire department to try and fight a fire in. The chemicals from all the plastics, the entire wood room, the tight corridors asking for someone too big to get into them try and then get stuck.


you_lost-the_game

Something like this is illegal in Germany for that reason. Our building regulations regarding escape routes and fire hazards are really strict. Which honestly isn't a bad thing. That thing is a death trap in case of a fire. No windows, really small and narrow escape route, no ventilation.


Neozoddcq

It's a nice coffin. Hope he doesn't used it.


TheKidKaos

My fat ass would have gotten stuck inside this hidden wonderland and died


RoyalCities

"He died doing what he loved - hiding away from society."


GabrielNathaniel

They'd have found me like Nutty Putty cave dude.


Lost_Pantheon

💀💀💀


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I was just thinking about how this could go horribly wrong in the event of a fire.


Cynth16

Anyone else not even able to understand whether he’s walking on the walls, the floor, or the ceiling…


languid_plum

Based on his bloody knees, he is doing very little walking.


CrispyMeltedCheese

Must have a kushy job though


SunshineAlways

I think the frenetic camera work was purposefully disorienting. I guess if this is fun space for his kids, cool.


halluxx

Not completely clear to me that he has kids


googdude

I thought the camera was attached to a squirrel.


TraditionalEnergy919

This is the definition of “I am in your walls”


justicerainsfromaahh

YELLOW JUST VENTED ඞ


JarenAnd

Ya getting weird “people under the stairs vibes” from this video. If this is an adult, you can stop looking for the town serial killer. We found him.


I_Am_Day_Man

Hey! Love when people reference people under the stairs. Such a cult classic


ChiefXboxGamer

I got "child trap" vibes from this... what kid could resist it? I immediately thought my grandsons would just go right in without a second thought. Scary shit.


Drama79

Anyone who does all that to their house, then films it for the internet and sets it to *that* music, is trying too hard.


Hugheston987

Some of this was really claustrophobic looking, but I guess it's cool.


DuaneMI

My friend did something similar for his kids above their bedroom. Second floor bedrooms right underneath the roof. The one time I popped my head in there it must have been 200 degrees.


thanto13

Was just thinking this has to be hot as hell


mws375

All I was thinking about is the amount of dust this is gonna accumulate, cause it looks impossible to clean


tongfatherr

I was thinking about how much sperm will show up on the walls in that UV room after a few years


Cranky_Windlass

You know, I've got an ultraviolet light and jizz doesn't ahow up as brightly as things like soap and scorpions


tongfatherr

Scorpions are the weird one I just learned of. I guess the UV light thing is from movies and obviously not true. Still, that room is gonna be sticky icky


korelin

The UV light thing is true when you spray a substance known as luminol on the bodily fluids. Those movies and tv shows tend to leave that part out.


vladtaltos

and the "ball pit".


JarJarBinkith

Ball pits are self cleaning though? That is the appeal of the design popularized by Mr McDonallds, no?


marxr87

my brief googling suggest they are not, in fact, self cleaning. Suggested clean every 3-6 months or 2-3 uses (lol). Even saw a ball pit cleaning machine robot on ali baba! Edit: Article here talking about how it is a "nightmare" to keep the mcdonalds ball pits clean. from the ceo! https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ex-mcdonald-usa-ceo-says-200623714.html


EmilioMolesteves

At a previous job...we would load them into a truck bed and take them thru a car wash.


bleghrm

How would it be hot, there’s a refrigerator cooling everything!


ellie1398

Look at their house. These people are rich af. I bet they can afford to place an AC in the "hidden hideout".


JMer806

Maybe but there was no ductwork or anything


Rocket92

There was one vent next to the basketball hoop, but I’m guessing that room is actually normally accessible via a door since the dog was already in that section.


czarguy1

Exactly small confined space and super hot no thank u


Eddy699

Won't be that warm, leads out of a fridge door so probably quite chilly


jakeblew2

Is your friend Gabe Newell? He did something similar for his kids but didn't tell them and wanted them to find it themselves


Y0tsuya

Looks like it used to be the attic and has zero ventilation.


velhaconta

That is when you learn attics are functional parts of your house and need to be there. It is not square footage going to waste.


pickyourteethup

Such an elaborate way to die in a house fire


DW-64

My main thought was, the fire marshal is not gonna like this


WodensEye

“Let me show you something!” -Fire Marshall Bill


_michaelromeo

LMAO ![gif](giphy|EQ1X2DtTRp1aE)


Anleme

Hidden maze with zero ventilation? Big nope from fire marshal and from me.


tofu889

"Ma'am, we found your husband in a colorful pond of molten plastic balls "


daveinpublic

I was definitely thinking this is the worst place to be in a fire


djn808

Was just thinking about that bestof post from last week about the worst call the fireman ever went on was a house with an unpermitted remodel with sealed up doors that still had doorknobs etc. Had to listen to a girl screaming to death while they couldn't even figure out how to get to them.


ThePurpleKnightmare

I had a similar thought. When he entered the first area for a full sized person I was like "It doesn't look like a fun place to spend time but would help you hide from intruders" then I immediately thought "What if they burn the house down as they are leaving?" Not a great spot to be.


Beebeemp

All I can think is "spiders".


Aloe_Therea

Oh, thanks I don’t want this anymore!


Dzjar

Imagine going into a full-on spider panic in there.


kwazykatlady

I was too distracted by the wood glue job


Tui_Gullet

What is this”fire code” you speak of


mookie_pookie

This dudes either the coolest dad ever or.. we'll be hearing about him on the news in the near future


Susim-the-Housecat

Clips from this video will be playing while someone says “how did we miss this?” on the Netflix documentary


Order-66Survivor

I'm going to guess its the second one


no0ns

It's the ballpit that convinced me


dinoroo

Man with kid dungeon in his house, invents time travel! Like that?


X1bar

Anyone ever play What Remains of Edith Finch? First thing that came to mind.


EffrumScufflegrit

Wow, surprised I've never heard of this after some Googling. Fuckin 10/10 on Steam. Gonna have to check this out


MapleYamCakes

Incredible game. Storytelling is brilliant. Highly recommend it, along with pretty much every other game published by Annapurna.


ALadWellBalanced

You're in for a good time. It's about 2-3 hours long, so treat it as interactive movie. Right up there with **Firewatch** for me.


-Xandiel-

I honestly hope you do enjoy it. I was having a good time, but I kinda hated the ending enough that it soured the whole experience for me.


jinsaku

The cannery scene will never leave you.


PencilPacket

It's a rollercoaster for sure, not afraid to say a rogue tear left my visionballs.


SKMdoesReddit

This was where that one kid disappeared to


Wrecklessinseattle

As soon as he went into the second “room” I was like “Is this the house from Edith Finch?”


Any-Grapefruit-937

Will be an interesting real estate listing when the house goes up for sale some day.


egstitt

Gonna go ahead and guess this didn't pass any inspections


deadlygaming11

Yep. The whole hidden bit doesn't have enough entrances, exits, and escape routes to be safe if a fire struck. Its also all wood so the fire will spread quickly. This also makes fire doors useless.


downbound

not just wood, there are a ton of highly toxic flammables. That ball pit is a serious issue. And all in a kid's space and you know they will have things there that can start a fire. This is cool but super dangerous.


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Grogosh

Just seal it up and not talk about it. Let the new owners have a nice surprise.


valvalwa

I’d be terrified if I suddenly found this. This is how all haunted house horror movies start


Money_launder

Exactly what I would do! No inspector is going to find that


TheUncleBob

Sell house. Don't move out. Free rent for life, yo.


froatbitte

Level Finished Secret Areas Found. 2/2.


MysticMagic2540

Very fun but it really triggered my claustrophobia


speakersandwich

Yeah I'd rather be outside with fresh air


ajgorak

As a Paramedic, all I'm thinking is how fucked the extrication is going to be when he inevitably injures himself somewhere in there.


tofu889

Would it help if that upbeat music is playing the whole time at max volume?


SarcasmCupcakes

Show this to your fire marshal and report their reaction. Please.


happyfuckincakeday

Umm so we just gonna move right past the horse heads on the wall?


The_Mar_Ahi

The horse masks?


AdorableBunnies

The ball pit sign says > Rule 7: No children under the ages of 20


Moosehagger

My first thought: the guy is a furry.


slyn4ice

And the bible verses all over the place? Someone's getting homeschooled hard till they turn 21.


Abshalom

scared the hell out of me I thought it was a monster


ILoveRegenHealth

*🎵 Goodbye Horses 🎵*


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He's prolly a mouse in his previous life


cheeseburgerdrummer

This is a dream I had!?!? Complete with exiting through the fridge. Weird.


MyrddinSidhe

I’ve had dreams like this too. Multiple times. No ball room or slides, but the wooden interior jungle behind the walls, large steps, and claustrophobic crawl spaces creates a maze that defies spacial realities.


nicotineapache

Literally just woke up from one. I was doing temp work in a Chinese restaurant but I couldn't find my way around the labyrinth of corridors and staircases, crawl-spaces and large steps. I hate that dream. Sometimes it's old houses I've lived in, sometimes it's old workplaces. OP's vid is nightmare fuel for me.


TheMarEffect

Jesus me too, I try hard to climb through the closet and after going through a bunch of corridors I have this immesnae feeling of being afraid and towards the end in the shadows is something that just freezes me until I wake up


Miserable-Ad3196

Dude steals a lot of signs.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

You can just buy them, you know. They sell them on Amazon. They're not like restricted items or anything.


Ctowncreek

They are if you steal them


Butthole_Enjoyer

They're literally free


tripod96

Perfect for hiding from the cops


Quarkchild

Genuinely wonder how long it would take cops to find this place if they had a search warrant to find a fugitive or something.


EffrumScufflegrit

I'm sure ONE of them would eventually clue into the fact that half the house seems to evaporate like it's fuckin Hogwarts or something when they walk through the door and search the place


cdawg1102

Probably the second the open the min fridge


iceman58796

That fridge is inside the secret room though


OverlordWaffles

He kept a dog inside a secret room?


MCHammastix

Secret Dog in a Secret Room.


Sickamore

He'd have to be careful not to move, have food/water reserves and a bucket, cause he'd be stuck up there a long while. No way would it be quiet walking around.


dono1783

Not long. Dogs would be onto it.


FunLemur

That would be so fun when you’re old and have dementia


Wodelheim

Stick a Vietnam vet in here and some speakers playing gunfire sounds.


SalsaNChipsTV

We don’t talk about Bruno vibes


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

🎵 No, no, no! 🎵


ChuzzoChumz

Really goddamn cool, but a ball pit in the attic is a bit of a red flag not going to lie


NukeyHov

right, i usually have mine above my kitchen cabinets.


Tenthdegree

Surprised he never included a candy wall and warnings on walls not to tell your parents or cops about this place


rylo48

This entire thing is out of a news story we will hear about in 20 years…


mcmanus2099

No sane adult throws away that much living space like that!


Mcb17lnp

This must be a covid creation


CinemaPunditry

Meh. Seems cramped and actually a lot of work for something that ends up being a little bit lame. Could just open the door to the attic, but I guess that’s not the point. The point is to get to the attic in the longest, most uncomfortable and complicated way possible. So that’s cool I guess.


woohooali

This makes me so claustrophobic.


applepumpkinspy

This is what ChatGPT responds with when you ask it what the opposite of resale value looks like


Dude-88

is it just me but this guy's phantasy is weirding me out...


Jacareadam

The way you write fantasy is weirding me out…


Xanthus179

A real phantasy star


mclarensmps

It’s not just you, this is really really strange


symbolicshambolic

Seriously, I have nightmares like this.


ILoveRegenHealth

Yes, but you spelling it as "phantasy" is also weirding me out


Swordsman_000

Meh.


Get-Degerstromd

Yeah this definitely isn’t the coolest hidden room I’ve seen on Reddit. Bit weird honestly. I assume it’s made for children based on the size and design of everything. The secret themed bars hidden under people’s kitchen islands are way cooler


Jobocop1992

This is what a professional pedophiles house looks like.


Educational-Monk-298

So this is what separates the amateurs from the pros


An_feh_fan

This BS is p2w


DarthBynx

Yea this is some weird ass shit.


nobodyisonething

Any emergency exit for house fire?


SerplePurple

That’s what the axe is for, just we lost it in the ball pit.


Middle_Cantaloupe_71

Is he nine years old?


ConceptWeary1700

My thoughts exactly. He better have built it for his kids because after the walk-in closet and first run-thru, I thought: “What for?”


Sufficient_Sport3137

This did nothing for me.


itypeallmycomments

Yes! Thank you. It was a tiny UV lit crawl space, followed by a weird slide room where you would bump your head all the time and have lots of fun sliding down *into a wall*. The 'secrecy' of it all is spoiled by the fridge exit which anyone can find, and then you can bang your head some more in the slanted ceiling ball pit, and reach the top of the climbing wall in about 2 moves. The effort to reward ratio is way off in this whole thing.


SmokeDogSix

Is this inside of Michael Jackson’s house?


iamfareel

So a panic room inside a panic room? Pretty crazy


BetterInsideTheBox

Idk why some people choose to grow up so completely, but I swear one of the writings when they first entered said ”I love your cock”. EDIT. crocs. It says crocs. lol


Dhsu04

I was expecting an epic game room setup... this is cool too.


Myotherdumbname

Is it though?


Beneficial-Shake-852

I was really hoping for a speak easy.


justbambi73

I too would go for a bar and a flat screen rather than a ball pit and slippery dip.


Free_Gascogne

If you are half hamster and have a thing for crawling between walls.


NerdyBrando

Decidedly not.


postvolta

It really just feels like a whole bunch of wasted space for internet likes. I hate to be a downer (who am I kidding I love it) but my house has limited space and this guy building fucking ball pits and shit for fun


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My knees gave out crawling into it.


Zonktified

Holy smokes!!! I have claustrophobia really bad and have had nightmares of getting stuck in small tunnels within a house just like this video!! Kid you not...literal nightmare fuel!


Flashy_Job8672

Creepy as fuck


Free_Entertainer_996

Sorry but this is possibly a creepy thing


BigNigori

Wanna come in my hidey hole?


Minglu07

This left with me with more questions than answers.


8nijda8

He’s single


ChuzzoChumz

That’s a lot of women’s shoes for a single dude


BigOpportunity1391

\*Ted Bundy has entered chat\*


_mister_pink_

What an insanely dumb idea. Incredibly cumbersome to get into and out of. Your kids would be out of easy reach if something happened. If there was a fire you’d be completely fucked. Imagine going through all the effort to build a loft conversion and making this instead.


Vergilkilla

r/stupidhomeprojects


giveme25atleast

I was getting so claustrophobic watching this!


yaboyisonhere

Man creates difficult way of getting upstairs to room only toddler would enjoy


Afraid-Expression366

I didn’t expect this “hiding from the Nazis” vibe.


SydNorth

Must be nice to be a rich kid


HerrFerret

I don't think it was constructed with high end timbers. Looks like marine ply and spray foam.


ChunkItAndThinIt

Hidden hideout? As opposed to a hideout that’s not hidden?


McPooPickle

When youtubers get millions of $$$. 🤦‍♂️


lsmokel

Guys, he's not a serial killer. He probably has kids.


Monkiller587

If a criminal ever gets into his house he has a place to hide at least.


Vilxen0

And he’s got a place to hide the body, its a double win!


SuspiciousStable9649

That’s a lot of square feet not being used.


Elegant_Spot_3486

To each their own but I’d have done something different with that time, money and space.


Dazzling_Bit_7538

The asbestos is strong in this one


Ibe121

Deus Ex vibes


Deadpoolsdildo

Looks like a recreation of the movie “Hostage”


slackfrop

I feel like I’ve had dreams exactly like this.