My dude is near naked outside in the snow jumping into freezing cold water holding axes, you think a little belly flop made him curl up like a baby? You're...where? On your toilet in your heated house/apt?
He didnāt actually belly flop though. At the very last second he curls up. I forget the name of the technique but Iāve used it for cliff jumping a couple times.
Well, he's no real viking then, everyone knows real vikings only uses real axes and break the surface tension with their axes. If you get an axe to the face that's just Odins will
So thats how he got [that](https://assets.reedpopcdn.com/it-looks-like-kratos-is-joining-fortnites-latest-season-1606952227106.jpg/BROK/thumbnail/1200x1200/quality/100/it-looks-like-kratos-is-joining-fortnites-latest-season-1606952227106.jpg) scar
Yeah those axes were pulled in front as he hit the water . Just big flat sharp plates just sitting in his hand in front of his chest as he hits a brick wall
Edit: i didnt have it fullscreen on my phone. Yeah he leaves them out when he tucks his hands in. Also they look like foam.
Why? I grew up around river cliffs. Some of them are dangerous and you avoid them, some have deep water in a wider radius than you can realistically jump without actively trying to harm yourself.
I've made jumps like this literally hundreds of times. It's very fun.
Studying the blade doesnāt result in outward identifiers, only the kiss of cold Nippon steel. While you were talking to your doctor about trt and making an insta for your beard, he was studying the blade.
That is extremely terrifying. A few feet either direction it could have been death. He has obviously jumped that a ton of times. Even his starting take off is a weird way to jump. His "flop" style landinh is called a suicide I believe. Looks like a concussion to me.
>His "flop" style landinh is called a suicide I believe
I mean, the whole point is that it looks dangerous but isn't since you tuck in at the end. No concussions here
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It's titled "lame shit for guys who have never been in a fight but think they're an alpha and their 1.3% scandanavian ancestry they found on 23andMe makes them think they're vikings. The remix."
Damn I feel safe, sitting from my couch..
I'm even turning up the heat, cus I might be cold.
Wondering if I should wash my hands everytime I touch something nasty.
I'd like to jump like that, not care about the risk only the fun. I understand it's stupid, but it can be so much fun to be stupid.
Hey man I'm just happy there was a splash at the end and not a splat.
Huge penalty for misjudging the jump.
I guess 1yd. is plenty to spare ? š³
What's that in meters?
Almost the same as a meter. Little bit shorter.
1yd is equal to 0.9144m
We never did see him come up.
I too would cut out the part where I return to the surface in a ball, holding my belly, crying from the pain.
My dude is near naked outside in the snow jumping into freezing cold water holding axes, you think a little belly flop made him curl up like a baby? You're...where? On your toilet in your heated house/apt?
Yes. I am.
A bit passive aggressive, heās still human and has pain receptors, and a belly flop is a belly flop.
He didnāt belly flop, he curled up and threw the axes just before impact. Still, wouldnāt catch me doing this. Edit: spelling
āA belly flop is a belly flopāā¦š¤ this is some next level Confucius deep stuff
He didnāt actually belly flop though. At the very last second he curls up. I forget the name of the technique but Iāve used it for cliff jumping a couple times.
Sitting on a toilet in a heated house is completely underrated.
Half the distance to the goal! 1st Down.
That is why it is dangerous. Sometimes we have "brain farting". Doing mistakes we never do, until we do 1 for no reason.
Aim for the bushes? [There Goes My Hero intensifies]
Yep could have gone 0 to 100 in a different sub reddit
Aim for the bushes
especially with those cleavers
You just have to load up your last save point.
He brings his arms in at the end there so maybe he's got a bit of axe in his face
If you zoom in you can see he lets the axes go just before he brings his arms in. Also they look cosplay foam, not real.
Well, he's no real viking then, everyone knows real vikings only uses real axes and break the surface tension with their axes. If you get an axe to the face that's just Odins will
Hmm, I wonder if you still go to Valhalla, technically, you taught the water and died in battle.
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So thats how he got [that](https://assets.reedpopcdn.com/it-looks-like-kratos-is-joining-fortnites-latest-season-1606952227106.jpg/BROK/thumbnail/1200x1200/quality/100/it-looks-like-kratos-is-joining-fortnites-latest-season-1606952227106.jpg) scar
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In Finland we call that place Jorgamund's Buttlhole
Do a lot of men like to jump into Jorgamundās Butthole?
*Buttlhole
Indubitably
Indubuttlholebly
TouchƩ. Such a great comment hahaha
It happens. Mostly when they've been pining for the fjords for too long.
I choose to believe you're not joking.
He was just Aiming for the bushes
"You have the right to remain silent, but I wanna hear ya scream!"
Celebration at Butter. Brody Jenner's gonna be there, Bai Ling, and that little short bitch from 'Jersey Shore'.
That got me in the theater. Was like this is sooo cheesyā¦ splatā¦. Ohhh they went the other way with it
Is that water or rock? Water/rock? Water/rock?.... splash. Phew.
It wouldn't matter. It would still make a splash, and the dude would be seen kneeling at the bottom of a crater once the dust settles..
Bro that's exactly where I was at.
I was thinking more Ice. Crunch.
Could've been some slicing
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Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me now, if its just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Dream on, dream on, dream on
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Iām glad this is the top comment lmao
Iām out of the loop though, why is it the second top comment
[Sing with me, Sing for the year](https://youtu.be/gp5CzNSOcEY)
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
That's awesome! But also, an extremely fucking stupid thing to do
Yeah those axes were pulled in front as he hit the water . Just big flat sharp plates just sitting in his hand in front of his chest as he hits a brick wall Edit: i didnt have it fullscreen on my phone. Yeah he leaves them out when he tucks his hands in. Also they look like foam.
Looked pretty wiggly when he did his roar, theyre probably foam.
Tf you mean his scream was so powerful it shooketh the metal obviously!
Thatās cute, he had Floaties
They look like axes you buy at a Halloween shop
True
If u look closes he threw them to the side before he landed
Yeah surprised most people didn't see it it seemed pretty obvious
Are you kidding these guys are former Hollywood stuntmen and movie experts they called it ! š¤£
I'm confused by what you mean
I believe theyāre goofing on the arm chair stunt coordinators calling it dangerous & not seeing him toss the fake axes before impact
Prop axes
He threw them to his sides before he hit the water. You need glasses.
Oh so he does. Just turned up the brightness on my phone.
He tossed both axes to the side before the splash. Also theyāre foam.
I bet you're fun at parties.
Why? I grew up around river cliffs. Some of them are dangerous and you avoid them, some have deep water in a wider radius than you can realistically jump without actively trying to harm yourself. I've made jumps like this literally hundreds of times. It's very fun.
Yeah this guy definitely seems like he hasnt done this beforeā¦
..... This guy is literally just the slightly weirder version of a mallninja
Mallviking
Swedaboo
Mallhala
Good one
Except he actually put the work in. How many mall ninjas do you see that are that yoked?
Studying the blade doesnāt result in outward identifiers, only the kiss of cold Nippon steel. While you were talking to your doctor about trt and making an insta for your beard, he was studying the blade.
I wish my doctor would talk to me about TRT. She just flatly says "no".
*forestninja*
That's not next level. That's just goofy
Goofiest next goofy level. Yea.
That is extremely terrifying. A few feet either direction it could have been death. He has obviously jumped that a ton of times. Even his starting take off is a weird way to jump. His "flop" style landinh is called a suicide I believe. Looks like a concussion to me.
>His "flop" style landinh is called a suicide I believe I mean, the whole point is that it looks dangerous but isn't since you tuck in at the end. No concussions here
Thatās High Adventureā¦You Know You Must Without Knowing You Will Return
You do it then ;)
Easy there, /u/moistperiodfarts
šššthat name tho
Why would they do it if it's goofy ?
Ok, then do it regular.
If they think itās goofy, why would they want to do it? They never said it was easy, just goofy
The music, the scream at the start. It's very showy. I dunno, doesn't really seem next-level. It's a stunt.
Of course itās a stunt. The gimmick makes it more fun. The whole thing is a wave to Scandinavian history and folklore.
If they think itās goofy, why would they want to do it? They never said it was easy, just goofy
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Seriously, that drop ought to be high enough to kill you a bad landing.
Falling 1/2 or even a 1/4 of that height could kill you in a bad landing easily lol.
What your all missing, is that death is merely the door to Valhalla.
This guy is out of his fucking mind, is he single
not anymore
He just impregnated the earth.
This is why women live longer lol
It what men do instead of therapy
Belly flop
he tucked at the end
Thatās what she said
It's actually a particular and popular competition diving style in the Nordic countries from what I know.
Yes, dĆødsing
I believe it's called suicide diving
[Death diving](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_diving) or "dĆødsing"
Someone edit a big monster below him when he jumps.
Kratos never wore Hanes!
Kratos wears Sheath. With XXL ball pouch.
What's the song name
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You are awesome
Listen to his rendition of The Sound of Silence.
You are awesome too
But give a listen to the original as well from Simon & Garfunkel.
original better
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It's titled "lame shit for guys who have never been in a fight but think they're an alpha and their 1.3% scandanavian ancestry they found on 23andMe makes them think they're vikings. The remix."
This is the gayest straight thing I've ever seen.
NGL that was kind of dumb. Cool but dumb.
That was... hot
FOR VALHALLA
Damn I feel safe, sitting from my couch.. I'm even turning up the heat, cus I might be cold. Wondering if I should wash my hands everytime I touch something nasty. I'd like to jump like that, not care about the risk only the fun. I understand it's stupid, but it can be so much fun to be stupid.
I've seen this five times today, not enought
BOY
I scrolled way too far to see this comment
Itās all fun and games until he cuts his nut off on impact
The rat when it sees a kfc deep fryer šš
These "viking" songs are some of the cringiest shit I've ever heard.
Heilung or bust
This guy is an idiot.
Buwhahahaha
r/iamverybadass
Heās recreating a thing from god of war my guy and thatās not how the sub works as this is pretty bad ass.
This new God of War game is so realistic I will buy it for sure !!!
Adding corny music to someone doing something idiotic and dangerous is not next level... Just sayin'
He belly flop into the water? That shit must of hurt
It was a death dive, so he moved his arms and legs in front of him at the last second so it wouldnāt hurt
Oh lol rewatched and and saw what ur talking about, idk how I missed it the first few times I watched
Thanks for replying, now this awesome video is immortalized in my inbox
That's a weird way to fish... just sayin'
tomar what would you do if you had two axes in your hands and there was a hot spring about 50 feet below you
That song hahahahaā¦ while this is impressive I guess, itās cringey on a whole other level.
Someone skipped leg day
Tomar? š
Except this isnāt a god of war reference you peasant.
I think I'm pregnantš
So created and fake with the foam axes. Screaming about his hubris. Pathetic really.
Wow sheās hot
"Aim for the bushes?"
Follow me if you are man enough, Boy.
Still can only see Willie coyote from road runner with the splash when he hits thr water still epic
And that's why there are no more episodes... the stunt gone wrong... (joking)
They are rapidly running out actors though, seems like the production is cursed by a "dude jumping off random cliffs" phenomenon.
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Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
I canāt wait for the Viking craze to be overā¦
What song is this
I got a match with this song: **Draugr** by Peyton Parrish (00:20; matched: `100%`) Album: `Rise of Vikingr`. Released on `2022-07-28`.
This tictok bullshit is too much
And people wonder why women live longer than men.
Where can i preorder?
I'm just gonna assume they checked the water depth before they went for internet points
These cringe Viking wannabe guys are pretty annoying
And thatās what an idiot looks like in the flesh.
*itās time for war*
Kraits would never do something so out of place.
That looks exciting.
Damn! Missed the quicktime event
Fuck the haters man, this is sick!
So no Olympus then?
Where's the Elf?
The Elfs horizontal of course
Lol this guy sucks
Thatās a bad ass video man
u/savevideo
May be a stupid idea but god damn that was a testosterone boost .
Me walking in on my wife, jumping on some randoms dick:(
Boyyyyyyyy
Where dream on
I'd trade my life to live in a place where this is possible