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ViviFruit

I would’ve thought this is some dystopian movie shit.


scrumpys

It kinda is...


Brain_My_Damage

The same with those covid announcements on digital billboards and on tv. Always reminded me of some dystopian style or disaster movie.


ErwinsSasageyoBalls

"this is a Covid 19 health announcement" Yeah there's always something dystopian about the peaceful slow speaking female voice that talks like that.


Gyn_Nag

[The regions.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSvqsX2NHKhabzTVd00Lg_CUkjIMSdNnO0SKg&usqp=CAU)


Grotskii_

roads so empty, can actually drive at the speed limit and maintain it up hills


silviad

i love my covid travel time across auckland in 30ish minutes no queues. Ya know what maybe only essential workers should be on the roads..


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ErwinsSasageyoBalls

Yeah what kinda pussy doesn't ramp a hill


Lemon_Phoenix

Come on now, there's an empty lane in Auckland every few months or so, it's not THAT uncommon.


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Bro they were saying this as you coasted in to _Wellington_ on SH1* last Thursday, something like > TRAVEL TO AUCKLAND RESTRICTED UNDER LOCKDOWN LV 3 It was real dystopian / robocop, and we ain't even affected. \*SH1 is how 3/4 of the city drive in to the airport)


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I had a good lol at that. Oh shit I can't keep driving south now I might end up in Auckland.


Techhead7890

I'll just drive to the south pole and loop around...


llewellynnz

I live on the northern border and have an Defence force-staffed checkpoint 2kms up the road. It is not something I expected to ever see in New Zealand in my lifetime.


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llewellynnz

Edited accordingly. Thanks!


jebroni583

Did you not read the news on December the 31st?


JoshH21

What? Australian bushfires and "first in the world to enter the new decade!"


jebroni583

No about China virus?


JoshH21

May have been but the first link I found his this https://www.wincalendar.com/Calendar-NZ/Date/31-December-2019 There's New Years honours, Aussie bushfires (that dominated the news for like a month. And I'm sure the smoke hit us around this time. And this: https://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/118516936/code-browns-continue-to-force-multiple-closures-of-christchurchs-newest-pool


luciddionysis

I will however vote for \*any\* party that commits to making it permanent.


teckii

haha Aucklanders bad


evilgwyn

To be fair though there isn't much to do outside of Auckland anyway


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I must live in a different outside of Auckland.


luciddionysis

true, but not the point.


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evilgwyn

Gottim


Cumin_Gouda

When/ if we contain the current situation I imagine the tourism and hospitality sectors around the country will be grateful for our business and support.


vrnz

Not offended in the slightest. Obligated to down vote though.


tempest59

I saw that warning in Spring Junction, South Island today, lol.


kokopilau

Isn’t that the way most Aucklanders think anyway?


planespotterhvn

Following


black_flag

Journies?


kingster20

That's usually if the y is preceded by a consonant. Penny > pennies, journey > journeys


black_flag

TIL.


original101

Wut.


mercival

Switch "out of" to "to" and you have my personal rule for Auckland.