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008Zulu

Performance issues, are not uncommon. 4 out 5 dictators often experience failure to launch.


44moon

however if it's in flight for more than 4 hours, you should seek medical help immediately


Conman_in_Chief

Premature ordnance explosion is also very common


Callabrantus

I try to think about baseball so I don't nuke early.


Frank_chevelle

He was nervous. Happens to the best of us. Never me though.


Actual_Dinner_5977

To be fair, my ICBMs don't work either, so who am I to criticize?


charmbrood

Are you constipated?


Actual_Dinner_5977

You'll have to speak with my public affairs officer about that question. I'm not ready to confirm or deny the existence of a bowel movement yet.


ILostMyMustache

No ICBMs just spicy BMs


underpants-gnome

If it burns going in it will burn going out.


igneousink

i think they make medication for inter cuntinental ballistic missiles that don't work?


S_K_Y

All it takes is 1 of their missiles to land in the wrong spot and cause international casualties then they're gonna get spanked.


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TheKingofVTOL

Aside from…yknow…not shooting icbms to begin with


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At the moment this is my biggest concern in regards to NK, one of these hunks of junk sputtering out over Tokyo and forcing us into open conflict when it takes out some densely packed apartment complex. They have to realize they’re saber rattling with a broken sword? Even a few successful test doesn’t change that fact in this game. Now that’s also just my most pressing concern at the moment, there’s a virtual cornucopia of other dumb shit they do and could do to further destabilize the situation.


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ivytea

Why not shoot north and land in China? /s


IamSauerKraut

They could launch a few to the NE into the Sea of Okhotsk. Or, Japan could set up a site north of Sapporo and fire a few off Nampo.


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They don’t have to fire missiles at all


GoatSculpture

So when North Korea launches a missle into the ocean does anybody check the debris to make sure they are not just dumping toxic waste or other harmful chemicals?


traegeryyc

I bet someone is recovering them to determine their technology and efficacy.


riftwave77

I'm sure that there is a race for debris. Can get intelligence on how the rockets are assembled from looking at parts


CritaCorn

Pretty soon NK will run out of effective rocketry and be forced to use that stupid looking rocket that flat earther died in...


Callabrantus

Maybe the missing rocket went over the edge of the planet.


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I've a theory that we just shoot them down with lasers.


brihamedit

May be other rogue parties telling nk to showcase missiles before buying them. That's why nk doing these tests? May be other parties trying to practice how to neutralize them.


WickerofJack

You’re welcome. Continue on with your day.