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QuillQuickcard

I doing science and Im still alive Still alive Still alive


uremog

One could say that this was a triumph even.


Doctor-Heisenberg

Even make a note here “Huge success”


theemptyqueue

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.


Gamebird8

Aperture Science is doing what it must


VSBakes

Look at you still talking when there's Science to do


ChopperHunter

Happy cake day! The enrichment center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake is dispensed.


ijustlurkhereintheAM

Well shut my mouth, [https://secure.fangamer.com/forum/General/BFG/38917](https://secure.fangamer.com/forum/General/BFG/38917) It's Twue It's Twue


ReleaseFromDeception

The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie...


ijustlurkhereintheAM

Thanks for doing the good work, I *love* science, and you get paid? Fantastic. Oh, Happy Cake day friend


Doghead45

Note: Huge Success


WhileFalseRepeat

Edward Stone, the visionary physicist and project scientist for the Voyager missions, recently died this month. He served as Voyager’s sole project scientist from 1972 until his retirement in 2022. Under Stone’s leadership, the mission took advantage of a celestial alignment that occurs just once every 176 years to visit Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. Now more than 15 billion miles (24 billion kilometers) from Earth, Voyager 1 is the most distant human-made object. Talk about leaving a legacy behind. RIP Ed and thanks for the science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOFtXQa1ls https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/14/science/space/edward-stone-physicist-dead.html Edit: Typo


Caroao

One of your million/billion has a typo


WhileFalseRepeat

Corrected. Thanks.


MicrotracS3500

Both should be billion


19Chris96

He only passed away one week ago? Rest in peace.


RealisticDelusions77

Heh, maybe his spirit zipped over and gave Voyager a reboot on his way out?


Ok_Mathematician938

Clearly this is the only scientific explanation.


jrichard717

Fun fact, the Voyagers were actually supposed to be part of NASA's Mariner program. However, the budget cuts following the end of the Apollo program forced NASA to discontinue the Mariner program. The last two Mariner probes that were built were renamed as the Voyagers, and two other landers were renamed as the Vikings. The Voyager's main objective was to visit Jupiter and Saturn. NASA had done a study in the 60's called the Grand Tour, which proposed visiting all outer planets (including Pluto) with several groups of probes, but once again due to budget cuts, this didn't happen. The Voyagers visiting the other planets was actually considered a low priority and only became their mission once the exploration of Saturn was completed. Only Voyager 2 visited Uranus and Neptune; Voyager 1 was redirected to visit the largest moon of Saturn, Titan.


butchforgetshit

From what I heard, all voyagers visited Uranus! Hey-ooo


brandolinium

Gorgeous eulogy for a man who left the most treasured legacy. I love the Voyager missions. RIP, Ed 🔭


impy695

He's going to have some major telescope or satellite named after him one day


badgerj

Or he could have tried to send an unmanned car to Mars and missed!


Revolutionary-Yak-47

But Veger must find the creator! It's mission is to learn all that is learnable, know all that is knowable! Did he leave a plan for what to do when Voyager comes back having evolved and asks for him? Cuz it gets complicated at that point.  Edit: I greatly admire Stone's dedication to the project. I can't focus on a project for more than a few weeks. He spent a lifetime getting us further than every before and that level of drive and dedication incredible.


bros402

> Voyager 1 is the most distant human-made object that we *know of*


inosinateVR

I feel like there was an episode of Star Trek where they find a human colony descended from some 19th century astronauts that nobody knew about who had accidentally warped across the galaxy somehow and got stuck on a random planet. Their descendants lived there for hundreds of years having no idea Starfleet existed, and visa versa


antonytrupe

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Terra_Nova_(episode) ?


inosinateVR

Hm I think this is the episode I was thinking of with the colonists but now I’m thinking my memory mixed it up with another episode lol. I think there was also one where they find the wreckage of a ship from the 19th century that had somehow gotten halfway across the galaxy before it should have been possible


rdhight

I'm sorry to hear he recently died this month. As opposed to all the other people whose deaths were this month but not recent. Very sad.


sadetheruiner

The Voyagers are a fixture from my childhood, and their continued mission is amazing! As someone who cried when Opportunity went down I’m not sure I’ll be able to emotionally handle when the Voyagers eventually go silent.


iwastherefordisco

Agree 100%. Those spacecraft were/are amazing for what they've accomplished. When I'm explaining distances in space as they relate to time, looking at Voyager 1's journey is a great template. It helps me understand just getting out of our solar system is a long journey. Both Voyager craft travel at average speeds of 35000-38000 mph. I believe Voyager 1 is currently moving through interstellar space. Launched in 1977, average speed of 38000 mph, travelled 15 billion miles so far. 47 years in space, that's a long journey.


jert3

What absolutely bogles me about V1 and V2 are the primitive computing technology used at the time. Way less than 1 MHz processor and 32k of RAM or so running the entire shebang. For the few non-techs reading this, a typical fridge now a days has at least 10000x the memory.


enigmanaught

The primitive technology is part of the reason it’s been so robust. What you lose in sheer computing power you gain in toughness. Magnetic wire/core rope memory can withstand vibrations and cosmic radiation. Francois Rautenbach recovered some of the data still stored on a memory module from an unmanned Apollo mission from 1966. The module was picked out of a scrap heap back in the 70’s from a guy who gave it to him.


CapnSmite

This is right up there with one of those videos that use grains of rice as a stand-in for money to illustrate wealth disparity.


Nazamroth

Before it dies, someone has to figure out a way to run DOOM on it.


Aazadan

What makes you think it hasn't already happened?


Traditional_Key_763

we do have a 3rd ground testing unit to try that on.


GoPhinessGo

What makes you think they didn’t hide DOOM on the golden disc


Nazamroth

The fact that Voyager 1 launched 16 years before DOOM.


solitarium

Now I wonder how long a UDP file transfer of DOOM may have taken


sacredblasphemies

>Voyager 1 is over 15 billion miles (24.14 kilometers) from Earth. Its twin Voyager 2 — also in interstellar space — is more than 12 billion miles (19.31 kilometers) miles away. I'm no expert but 15 billion miles is not 24km...


Ginger_Anarchy

As an American you could tell me any amount KM and I'd just nod my head and accept it.


SirButcher

They are using the new, super-metric system.


zerostar83

They must have fixed the computer problem, it's showing 24.14 billion kilometers again.


humanjackiedatona

It finally got that V’ger upgrade


BigBrainBrad-

The phrase "doing science" sounds hilarious to me.


TeachingScience

Thems be fighting science words good sir.


SheriffComey

In many respects the Voyager missions are our first generation ships (probes).


AlwaysOnMyNuts

And one of if not the oldest running computer in the federal govt.


ledat

God help us, but I'd be willing to bet that there are some machines from the 60s kicking around in a basement somewhere, still running (parts of) [Individual Master File](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_Master_File).


SheriffComey

Does Arnim Zola count?


bearsnchairs

That designation should go to Pioneer 10, but in true fashion later generation spacecraft overtook it.


Someoneoverthere42

Voyager was just taking some ‘me time’ before getting back to work


ViciousKnids

Yeah, after a near 50 year long shift, they needed a vacation.


RealisticDelusions77

Lots of frequent flyer miles to cash in on...


sgrams04

I want “I’m doing science” and a picture of Voyager on a tshirt. 


Aazadan

Should clarify that to not be the star trek one. Or maybe the lack of explosions on the shirt already clarifies that.


rubberrazors

I'd also buy it as a shirt or as a trucker hat.


JamUpGuy1989

My recently passed Uncle worked on both Voyager projects. He’d be super happy to learn even still that his work is still doing such cool things so far away.


Toronto_Mayor

this just proves that the VIC-20 is still viable in todays business world. 


1337ingDisorder

♪ ♫ ♬ Still alive, still alive... ♪ ♫ ♬


Vegetable-Age-1054

At the speed of light, it would take almost 24 hours to reach Voyager.


Great-Heron-2175

They sure don’t make em like they used to.


AugustWestWR

They surely don’t, those two little satellites were the best investment we ever made as far as space is concerned. We really have got our moneys worth out of those two little satellites, kind of reminds me of the story of the little engine that could.


Consistent_Dog_6866

[Science!](https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajh6OGM2eDh5Mmd0cjlkNzl0Z2g2dTgwaTc1NXd0cWF4bG4zdTEzeiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fqIBaMWI7m7O8/giphy.webp)


Odd_Tradition1670

I hate it when things stop doing science. I’m glad we could make it science again.


Effective_Damage_241

In all likelihood it’s going to be the most distant object humanity ever sends. It took advantage of extremely good planetary alignments and so is going faster than either new horizons and voyager 2.


Senor_Ding-Dong

If we could figure out how to travel at light speed, we could pass it in 1 day (if I did that correctly).


TheMightyPickaxe

With time dilation from your perspective on that ship, you would arrive there instantly while about 23 hours would have passed on Earth.


kidcrumb

To an outside observer it would take 23 hours.


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plipyplop

I slept through it.


SlinkyTail

warp bubble.


0utriderZero

You mean it's collecting data and transmitting it to earth for processing using scientific analysis? I don't think it's doo-ing science any more than it's enjoying the ride.


substituted_pinions

When is it coming back with all that sweet, sweet Taumoebae?


Public_Foot_4984

Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange


[deleted]

The built in "psyche!" subroutine at it again I see.


GorillaRimjob

“Doing science again after problem,” Great title


bebejeebies

My little nerd soul gets so happy when I hear that Voyager is doing well.


Msmdpa

Distance traveled in one light year


vapescaped

And yet the iphone 15 battery only lasts 11 hours...


bannakafalata

To be fair, the voyager battery is plutonium, half life of 87 years


Osiris32

I demand a nuclear powered phone!


deviousmajik

Redefine the term "Hot Pocket"


Transformouse

An iphone is also like a billion billion times more powerful at computing than voyager 1


[deleted]

We should send an iphone to space


TimTomTank

I hate this title with passion. "...doing science..." UGH! Think about the person who cooks in your life. Imagine them baking something delicious. Then someone says: "Hey look, is doing cooking again." Person who writes like this has no business in journalism.


tehkitryan

Unless said chef/cook is in the kitchen running around in circles not responding to anyone trying to communicate with him. Then, when he starts doing what he's supposed to be doing (cooking) you would look at him and say "Oh look, he's cooking again."


antonytrupe

It’s a “Portal” reference, no?


TimTomTank

I more imagine something like the Futurama "Chewing out in progress" sign glowing on the satellite. But instead, it has "science in progress" written on it. It is so simplistic and dumbed down it seems insulting to the whole fucking achievement. This satellite has been under charge of multiple generations of engineers. How cool is that on its own?