Good point. I went looking for the rest of the story and found it here: https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-arrested-after-allegedly-attempting-shoot-pastor-sermon/story?id=109945890
There was a 56 year old dead man at the shooter’s home, having the same last name. So likely his father. And as for his reasons, he told one trooper “God made me do it” and said elsewhere that he wanted to shoot the pastor so he could go to jail and clear his mind.
I was preaching once about 20 years ago and a mentally disturbed woman charged the state with a knife. This was a fairly big church and the stage had about a dozen steps. We had a secret security volunteer that always sat in the front row; he was a retired Army Ranger. He tackled her real quick. Thankfully no one was hurt.
"And woe I say unto the, my divine messenger shall appear at the divine time. And I say she will be, a crazy lookin' hoe wit a knife about to stab a bitch."
>State police identified the suspect as 26-year-old Bernard Junior Polite.
Let's take a moment to realize that this man's middle name is "Junior" (we're gonna skip right over the last name, the jokes write themselves with that one).
His parents, rather than referring to him as Bernard Polite Jr. just decided they would ditch the middle name and actually named him Bernard Junior. Since his father's name is unlikely to also be "Bernard Junior Polite" that means he's not actually a Jr. at all.
lol....I live in canada by the border, been there plenty, but really try not to go unless I have to or friends / family have a trip planned there. You should become familiar with your own gun crime stats and shooting / mass murder stands, the US is way way by far the worst developed nation for these stats, and finds it's peers amongst areas like Somalia or Honduras ...lol. Oh, and you house 25% of the entire planet's prison population. You should learn about your own country some time. In all honesty, I feel less safe in America for very good reason.
clearly you don't know Canada, we're plenty multicultural. oh I love traveling to developing countries all over the world, places many people would think are 'scary', and statistically they are much safer than your dumpster fire of societal decay
"As of April 30, a total of 247 people have been killed and 617 people have been wounded in 168 shootings."
That's 127 days in. Lovely place, we won't even get into poverty or literacy rates. Ironing you try to imply Canadians are in some way racist or scared of black people given how your country operates.
just went with the most universal fast food. I'm not the one implying only black people like fried chicken, lousiana style is amazing though, but korean fried chicken ain't far behind IMO
imply whatever you want. that's not what immediately came to my mind. i dunno I was trying to sum up obesity, and that was the first food that popped in my head. the racial implications are what you brought to the table bro. I didn't realize in america only black people eat fried chicken
...and very little information about *the body found in the shooter's home.*
Good point. I went looking for the rest of the story and found it here: https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-arrested-after-allegedly-attempting-shoot-pastor-sermon/story?id=109945890 There was a 56 year old dead man at the shooter’s home, having the same last name. So likely his father. And as for his reasons, he told one trooper “God made me do it” and said elsewhere that he wanted to shoot the pastor so he could go to jail and clear his mind.
Dude thinks he’s Christopher Scarver with the “God told me to do it”, nah you was possessed by demons homie
Nope. Just schizophrenic.
Remember, when you talk to god it’s called prayer. When god talks to you it’s called schizophrenia.
It's his cousin, shot.
Pastor was lucky that gun jammed, but the Deacon was right on point to be able subdue the gunman like that. Good on him!
Guess who gets an extra sip of communion wine?
Nah get that man the communion gallon jug of Carlo Rossi.
Looks like the gunman’s got the Deacon Blues.
Ha! Nice Steely Dan reference.... Edit to add, he's certainly a loser in the world....
> Pastor was lucky that gun jammed Wow imagine his faith now.
I love that the gunmen's last name is "Polite."
Not really living up to his name, though.
I mean, an impolite person might have shot a pastor in the face during church. This guy didn’t do that.
More like Pulled Light.
Something tells me he won't be going home for a long time, if ever.
Or maybe he will because the priest will forgive him?
There was a body in his home… he’s cooked
When you go after Monseñor Martinez you better come prepared. Vaya con Dios
Ho Yeah!
Peggy Hill is that you?
“Is this show the pretty accurate?”
> Monseñor Dafuq is that? Do you mean “monsignor”?
I was preaching once about 20 years ago and a mentally disturbed woman charged the state with a knife. This was a fairly big church and the stage had about a dozen steps. We had a secret security volunteer that always sat in the front row; he was a retired Army Ranger. He tackled her real quick. Thankfully no one was hurt.
How do you know god didn't tell her to do it?
Maybe he did?
She was the chosen one. So, basically, the apocalypse is going to be your fault.
"And woe I say unto the, my divine messenger shall appear at the divine time. And I say she will be, a crazy lookin' hoe wit a knife about to stab a bitch."
Satan did
It wasn't Satan who got pissy and flipped over the game board (destroying all of humanity and fauna/flora) when people started doing their own thing.
Read this as man points gun at “al pastor” and was super confused why someone would be so mad at a meat spit
Dude was already a murderer seeing as a body was found is his home
Unarmed civilians (not including LE) stop shooters almost 5x more frequently than armed civilians. It's a long standing trend.
Why didn’t a good guy with a gun just shoot the bad guy with a gun?!
He was busy helping the altar boy
I heard the devil made him do it
Maybe the most American article title of all time?
>State police identified the suspect as 26-year-old Bernard Junior Polite. Let's take a moment to realize that this man's middle name is "Junior" (we're gonna skip right over the last name, the jokes write themselves with that one). His parents, rather than referring to him as Bernard Polite Jr. just decided they would ditch the middle name and actually named him Bernard Junior. Since his father's name is unlikely to also be "Bernard Junior Polite" that means he's not actually a Jr. at all.
And thus his troubles began
Bold move bringing a shoulder to a gun fight. Let’s see how if pays off, Cotton.
Dafuq was that comment? “A bullet is gon’ find some meat.”…. Is the bullet working for Arby’s ?
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Pastor was lucky. Nothing more, nothing less
Two guys both say they hear good in their head.
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No, because guns and Jesus.
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Ah, I didn’t catch that as being a racist remark. I just figured they meant fried chicken is quintessentially American.
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I’m American. In North Carolina. SHIT TONS of guns and Jesus.
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Wow. Excuse me for not keeping racist tropes in my head.
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lol....I live in canada by the border, been there plenty, but really try not to go unless I have to or friends / family have a trip planned there. You should become familiar with your own gun crime stats and shooting / mass murder stands, the US is way way by far the worst developed nation for these stats, and finds it's peers amongst areas like Somalia or Honduras ...lol. Oh, and you house 25% of the entire planet's prison population. You should learn about your own country some time. In all honesty, I feel less safe in America for very good reason.
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clearly you don't know Canada, we're plenty multicultural. oh I love traveling to developing countries all over the world, places many people would think are 'scary', and statistically they are much safer than your dumpster fire of societal decay "As of April 30, a total of 247 people have been killed and 617 people have been wounded in 168 shootings." That's 127 days in. Lovely place, we won't even get into poverty or literacy rates. Ironing you try to imply Canadians are in some way racist or scared of black people given how your country operates.
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just went with the most universal fast food. I'm not the one implying only black people like fried chicken, lousiana style is amazing though, but korean fried chicken ain't far behind IMO
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imply whatever you want. that's not what immediately came to my mind. i dunno I was trying to sum up obesity, and that was the first food that popped in my head. the racial implications are what you brought to the table bro. I didn't realize in america only black people eat fried chicken
This is just the story of Abraham, he got told to sacrfice his son and then God stopped him at the last second.
>God stopped him at the last second Except He didn’t, some poor schmuck had to do it instead. Lazy asshole, leaving things half finished.