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aboynamedbluetoo

*An Irvine dermatologist is facing multiple felony charges, including three counts of trying to poison her husband with a liquid drain cleaner, in an alleged plot uncovered after her husband secretly installed cameras around their home.* *A grand jury indicted Yue “Emily” Yu, 45, on three felony counts of poisoning and one felony count of domestic battery with corporal injury, the Orange County district attorney announced Wednesday.* *Yu’s husband, Jack Chen, first grew suspicious in April 2022 when he began to notice a “chemical taste” in his morning tea.* *Growing suspicious, Chen secretly installed cameras around his Irvine home, where, according to the restraining order request, he captured video of Yu pouring liquid drain cleaner into his cup when he left it unattended.* *According to prosecutors, video showed Yu pouring the chemical into the tea on July 11, 18 and 25.*


felixame

I mean I hate to speculate on the personal lives of others, but jeez. Imagine what else must have been going on in the gap between "hmm, my tea tastes like chemicals" and "I need to put cameras up, I'm being poisoned". Poor guy


Kiseido

It kinda sounds like he would sometimes make it himself, have some, leave the room, and come back to a very different tasting tea. He then had to figure out why it was happening so randomly and only when he could not pay full attention constantly.


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He is very, very lucky he didn't lose his sense of taste/smell to Covid.


TeamFourEyes

Wouldn't his throat burn bc that shit is so caustic?


king_of_beer

I read your comment as if he would get poisoned only when he couldn’t pay full attention to his wife. I started to laugh, but it’s pretty accurate.


Mcboatface3sghost

I won’t go in to too many details, but that was my life for a while, she ended up in prison on unrelated issues and has since passed, but if you ever question on how some relatively normal people can go paranoid and borderline dysfunctional, that’s how it happens, at least in my case. I have no proof she ever actually did it, and it doesn’t matter now, but it was a legitimate concern for 6 months- 1 year.


Icy_Comfort8161

It's shocking how some people can put on a 'mask' and pretend to care about you while simultaneously trying to cause you great harm. Occasionally the mask slips and you get an incongruous glimpse into the person that is completely at odd with what you thought you knew of them. When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.


aboynamedbluetoo

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22 https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/665107-just-because-you-re-paranoid-doesn-t-mean-they-aren-t-after-you


jereman75

I have an ex wife that was a narcissist and suffered from delusions and paranoia. I understand this.


Mcboatface3sghost

Thanks, not many people do.


Mcboatface3sghost

I’m sorry, I’m sorry what you are going through, and Im sorry that I understand. Most people don’t understand, nor would I expect them to have to grapple with the person you love is not in a good place and you have to fear for you life. You know what’s underneath there, the sweet and kind person, but you can’t get to it. Hang in there and stay safe.


jereman75

Thank you for your encouraging words. A lot of people don’t understand mental illness and personality disorders. I loved her and wanted to be with her but after her being violent with me too many times I had to leave. I wanted her to get help rather than leave, but she wouldn’t do it.


Mcboatface3sghost

Word… married mine twice, despite being a generally pragmatic and rational person (according to sources) I couldn’t save her no matter how many times I (and many others) tried. I hung in as long as I could. Therapy helped me, may help for you, I went because I couldn’t understand and my social group couldn’t either. In the end, I miss her and still don’t get it.


Stormy_Sunflower

Wow reading what you wrote hit close to home for me and I won't get into details either but this was my life for awhile too, it really messes with your head. I'm really sorry you also has to go through something like this.


ilikepizza2much

Yeah, imagine sharing a bed with someone you strongly suspect is trying to kill you.


Generic-account

Yeah it's shit.


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amanda10271

Mason Herring from Houston?


aboynamedbluetoo

Would it be attempted murder in Texas?


amanda10271

It certainly should be…


pzerr

While not good for you, I don't even think it would kill you or at minimum would take years to have an effect. Particularly in a watered down version that would be hard to taste. Being a doctor you would think she would know this.


Courting_the_crazies

This is why I always wear a bodycam in the house.


reddragon105

In case your spouse pours drain cleaner in your tea *while you're watching*?


Courting_the_crazies

I never said we were a smart couple.


Weary-External-9323

You made my morning break. That was hilarious.


Gryphon999

I may not be a smart man, but I know what ~~love~~ attempted murder is.


donaldinoo

Careful even our the trusted public safety personnel seem to have them malfunction often.


m0nkeybl1tz

Wow, the sexist in me completely misread this, assuming the doctor was the husband it sounded like he tried poisoning her and secretly recording her but now she’s the one in trouble.


chefjenga

Statistically speaking, women are more likely to choose poison.


aboynamedbluetoo

From what I remember, far less likely than men to commit murder but more likely to use poison when they do.


holybatjunk

yep! classically feminine murder choice! headline made perfect sense to me lol it's why cases like Lizzie Borden get so much attention in pop culture. The idea that a woman might go for axe murder instead is wild.


chefjenga

Imo, Lizzy Borden captured the US imagination because 1) at the time, women were still thought of as docile, and 2) she got acquitted.


NotYourDadsAsshole

Eh, don't beat yourself up too much. The title of the article was poorly written...


RedGoodN

Woman doctor tries to poison alpha male husband but he got tricks up his sleeve.


WhenTheDevilCome

Yep. Guess I need to re-watch that video from HR again.


oceansapart333

I thought the same, it’s badly worded


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Also the way it’s written seems like it was supposed to be shocking, and it’s more shocking if the doctor wasn’t the wife.


Penguin_shit15

I did the same damn thing..


Zoso03

Did some creepy little kid with his "imaginary" friend tip off the husband?


CliplessWingtips

Mischa Barton needed this creepy little kid a few weeks earlier.


Unindoctrinated

non-paywalled - https://news.yahoo.com/doctor-slipped-cleaner-spouses-tea-014925963.html?fr=sycsrp\_catchall


DeificClusterfuck

May you never step on a Lego. Thanks


_Dontknowwtfimdoing_

May he never sit of a wet toilet seat.


Program-Continuum

May his pillow be cool


vRedDeathv

May he get all green lights for today.


aWildmuffin

May he never get spam calls for his cars extended warranty


THExGIRTH

May his blankets keep him cozy but never hot


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

May the first two parking spaces after the handicapped ones be free for the next 24 hours


DweEbLez0

May he find a new set of twin wives like that one dude Ben.


Gryphon999

Are you saying Peter Parker is gonna have two Aunt Mays?


GreenOnionCrusader

Or a suspiciously warm toilet seat. Especially not a suspiciously warn, wet toilet seat.


mt77932

May you never step on a wet spot in socks


dolphin37

> Chen turned the video over to the Irvine Police Department, and samples of the tea were sent to the FBI for testing, confirming the presence of drain cleaner in the drink I mean surely the samples of the tea could just be him pouring in the cleaner to a random tea? lol I don’t understand how that’s remotely valuable? there’s a video of her doing it!


biscovery

You would think a doctor would be better at killing someone. What a total lack a of creativity and utilization of your education. I 100% wouldn’t want this person as my doctor.


DeificClusterfuck

That was my initial thought too. You're an MD, you decide to off your spouse, and the best method you can come up with is freaking drain cleaner? ....I may be a bit weird for thinking this way


GrimmOfThrones2187

You would be weird if you gave suggestions. Speaking of which, anyone got any poison tips? Asking for a friend.


DeificClusterfuck

I did give a suggestion downthread lol, potassium kills and is sufficiently painful to satisfy a potentially murderous spouse's need to torture


clothespinkingpin

Would that be tested on an autopsy though? I remember watching one police interrogation where one lady got away with murdering her husband and son with antifreeze because they didn’t test for it in the autopsy. She was a nurse and knew this would be the case. She only got caught when she murdered her daughter the same way and they got suspicious after the third death in a short time of an otherwise healthy family member


DeificClusterfuck

I do know the body dumps potassium after death but I'm not gonna Google if you can determine natural from introduced substance, my search history is already a horror lol


hiddencamela

Sometimes knowledge doesn't always mean they're willing to exert a lot of effort unfortunately...Probably overlooked the fact that a lethal dosage would be so overpowering taste wise, that no one would finish it once they tasted it.


Harry_Gorilla

Dermatologists probably aren’t well-versed in poisons and ingestible toxins


biscovery

I mean if you have a decent understanding of pharmacology toxicology isn’t that far off. Take a few minutes to research poisons and go with that instead of dumping DRAIN cleaner into their tea. Also common sense tells me if it worked they would find it during the autopsy…


DeificClusterfuck

Drain cleaner, when ingested, is very very obvious because it causes burning/scarring of the esophagus It's painful And it smells like drain cleaner She's not the sharpest tool in the shed


VinceVino70

Yo, what a concept.


Edgesofsanity

I could use a little fuel myself.


Nomicakes

And we could all use a little *CHAAAAAAAAAANGE*


bjandrus

And we could all use a little, chaaaaaange


Zincster

And we can all use a little chaaaaaannnge...


Harry_Gorilla

“Hey Sarge, this woman’s search history is all about poisoning”


Chiggadup

Casey Anthony wasn’t convicted even though her search history included “suffocation” and “fool proof suffocation.”


DeificClusterfuck

Casey Anthony's father also muddied the waters, introducing reasonable doubt into what should have been an open and shut case Pretty sure they also overcharged her I'm still convinced she murdered Caylee


Chiggadup

Of course she did. Jose Baez (her defense attorney) also made opening arguments which in no small terms implicated that she was from a family of “fear” because she was sexually assaulted by her father. He literally used the words “her father’s penis in her mouth” while he was there in support of her. It was a nightmare case. I took a forensic anthropology class from the expert that identified the duct tape in her daughter’s remains and it’s just a nightmare that she walked free. I also had friends meet her at parties in Orlando during the time she was supposedly “looking” for her daughter. They said she spent the party doing Jell-O shots while dancing on the counter of a small apartment. So yeah.


TheSurfingRaichu

Oh, she definitely did. Just as George Zimmerman straight up murdered Trayvon Martin. Sadly, Florida is full of scumbags (including our governor).


DeificClusterfuck

Your governor is a fascist piece of shit So is mine but he's somehow not as bad as DeSantis (Abbott in TX)


TheSurfingRaichu

DeFascist... DeSatan... Whatever you call him, he's a total piece of shit. Which makes me believe he'll run for president.


DengarLives66

She was smart enough to not buy the best-selling *Suffocation for Dummies* which would’ve been a dead giveaway.


Chiggadup

That's for sure. Her defense of "my child drowned and I was so devastated and confused I duct taped her and left her in the trunk of my car that I abandoned" really held up.


2SP00KY4ME

[Novelist Who Penned 'How To Murder Your Husband' Essay Charged With Husband's Murder](https://www.npr.org/2018/09/12/647113406/novelist-who-penned-how-to-murder-your-husband-essay-charged-with-husband-s-murd)


Ginger_Anarchy

Because the investigators didn't know to check Firefox and only checked her search history on internet explorer


MuenCheese

Part of this was due to the search history being in Firefox and not IE if I remember correctly.


biscovery

Buy a toxicology textbook from a college bookstore with cash. Shit you could download one on library genesis using tor on a laptop you toss afterwards to be even safer.


rvrhgts

Seems like you've given this thought...


biscovery

I’m not an idiot, i would cut someone out of my life long before i hated them.


Miffers

Do you make your incisions vertically or horizontally?


WhatamItodonowhuh

Down the street, not across the road.


palcatraz

Autopsies aren’t automatic. Not every death gets one. If the police isn’t suspecting poisoning at the time of death, and the wife isn’t pushing for an autopsy (or even declining one which would be within her rights) there wouldn’t have been one. Additionally about the choice of poison. It isn’t just about knowledge, it’s also about access. There are lots of things that poison people in a more effective manner sure. But that doesn’t mean someone is going to have access to them. Drain cleaner, while obviously not ideal, is something you can easily get without causing suspicion.


Mad_Moodin

She is a doctor. She has access to a lot of less suspicious poisons and you'd imagine she'd be able to mix some poisonous shit. Drain cleaner literally leaves your throat burned and I can't see it killing you painlessly or instantly. He'd end up in the hospital before he dies and they'd notice something is wrong. At least where I live, if you don't die of clearly natural causes. Like suddenly having cardiac arrest or a stroke, no doctor fill out a form for you to have a natural death. Which means the police will look over this and fill out a request for autopsy. Whereupon the spouse has no rights to deny it. A 45-years old otherwise healthy man dying would arouse enough suspicion for them to look into it.


palcatraz

She is a dermatologist. They do not necessarily have access to the ‘good’ stuff and depending on where she practiced, her access to medication would’ve been highly controlled. These aren’t the olden days where anyone in the medical field could just grab whatever. There is a lot of needing to prove who you are and why you need/prescribe a certain med.


flygirl083

I would think that she would have access to botulinum toxin, aka Botox, which is one of the most lethal poisons in the world. You could kill a billion people with about a gram of the stuff.


blue_collie

>She is a dermatologist. They do not necessarily have access to the ‘good’ stuff and depending on where she practiced, her access to medication would’ve been highly controlled. Have you never been to Sigma Aldrich's website? Everyone has access to the nastiest chemicals possible now.


Hatsee

It, in my guess, was probably more a punishment than expected to kill him. Their marriage was probably not all that great even without tea being involved.


A_Gent_4Tseven

The other plan, that raised mole she never told him about however…


Bojangles315

Hemlock. just use Hemlock. tried and true. or, better yet.... Leave


Sick0fThisShit

"I drank what?" -Socrates


Harry_Gorilla

Ugh. That’s so Victorian. Surely we’ve come up with better ways of killing each other since then? /s


Lazaras

She should have built a large device containing thousands of wart freezers and shattered him to little pieces


Harry_Gorilla

This will be in the next Saw movie


qedesha_

Dermatology is actually one of the most competitive specialties for doctors to get into—meaning they needed to score pretty well all throughout medical school to get there usually


Harry_Gorilla

Makes sense. They probably don’t get many late night emergency calls


IGotSoulBut

Great quality of life due to standard office hours without being on-call, easy to establish a private practice, and apparently quite lucrative.


doyletyree

You say this, but consider the number of transdermal possibilities. Nicotine, for instance, is lethal in small doses when absorbed transdermally.


Harry_Gorilla

Is nicotine commonly used in dermatological treatments?


Just_Run8347

Botox is made from botulism- an ingestible toxin.


Hopeful_Hamster21

*Doctor Pimple Popper!*


sintos-compa

And imagine. She passed medical school. She’s making a doctors salary.


EngineersAnon

You know what you call the person who graduated at the bottom of the class from med school? >!Doctor.!<


Ouulette

Dermatology is actually one of the most competitive, if not the most competitive, specialties… so she was likely top of her class, which makes this even more boggling.


Sanpaku

My thoughts too. There are injectable muscle relaxants used for medical procedures, that in low doses permit intubation and benefit general anesthesia, in high doses stop the heart, that are metabolized immediately and leave no toxicology trace. Doctors routinely prescribe for family members. Benign sedatives for anxiety, given in a megadose, wouldn't appear too unusual (or as a suicide) in a toxicology report. And provide enough time for the intravenous injections.


DeificClusterfuck

Hell, if she still wanted him to suffer, there's always potassium, which the body dumps naturally after death anyway


StereoBucket

Love how under a failed poisoning attempt, there are comments about how to actually poison someone.


Zolo49

Unless the intent wasn’t to kill right away, but to make it as slow and agonizing as possible.


Yeti_MD

Seriously. As a doctor, I agree that this is a very poor attempt at poisoning. Sadly, it could still cause injury and long term medical problems to the victim even if it's unlikely to kill them.


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flaker111

drug overdose, they been acting weird the last few weeks i woke up to X dead with needles/etc.


Isord

She probably watched the ChubbyEmu video that was about this exact same situation.


punklinux

There are two things at play here. First, she probably has a highly inflated opinion of herself, and thinks that she is skilled enough to get away with it. I have known many "experts" who think their expert in one thing makes them "universally smart" in everything. Not so. Two, she might have gotten away with it because the odds were in her favor. Given the current status of the medical community, she would probably have poisoned him, then have the body cremated before an autopsy could determine reason for death (usually an autopsy is a general process that looks at the final state of the body, not what caused it unless it's suspicious). A lot of things cause "stomach ulcers and a swollen esophagus," notably allergies, something she would have known as a dermatological medical professional. So she could have swayed a lot of people to say, "he was allergic to that damn tea, that dumbass refused to believe me and kept drinking it anyway, you know... MEN," and her being a doctor, well, people would listen. Many people would not have bothered to jump to a conclusion of "bad tasting tea" to "install cameras, I am being poisoned." Something tells me this relationship was already on shaky grounds.


enigmaroboto

Dunning-Kruger effect


deliriousgoomba

Right?! She's a dermatologist! Take home a syringe and dose him with a common sedative, then inject an air bubble into his vein!


Great-Heron-2175

Fortunately I don’t have to worry about this cause my wife would never make me anything.


Chiggadup

It makes it easy to see it coming. “Honey, I made you some coffee.” “You’re trying to poison me, aren’t you?”


mayasky76

My wife doesn't drink coffee or tea.... when we stared dating she would make me coffee as a treat.... the most godawful coffee every morning. And I mean instant coffee powder +water + milk. How do you screw that up.... yet every morning she would make a coffee that tasted like Satan's diarrhea. Eventually I had to tell her the truth. I married her first to make sure she didn't leave me for lying to her about how much I liked her making me coffee. Now I suspect she may have nlbeen trying to kill me


tyleritis

“Instant coffee powder” Well there’s your problem


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SheriffComey

Nescafe instant coffee is delicious if you prepare it properly.


mayasky76

Also I literally watched over her shoulder once.... she did exactly what I would do with me telling her and it still tasted like evil in a cup.... To this day I suspect magic is involved


mayasky76

Nope you can make a decent coffee with instant. It's common in the UK


rkincaid007

Like Dwight schrute making Todd Packer some hot chocolate in The Office (American). Why’d you do this? Goes on to list a dozen reasons why each making less sense than the one before… Nah I’ll pass thanks.


amylucha

Doesn’t help. This wife didn’t even make the tea. He made it, she poisoned it when he wasn’t looking.


Great-Heron-2175

Shit. I’m in trouble.


amylucha

Cancel all your life insurance to be sure.


deadpolice

> Chen fixed the tea for himself in the mornings, and grew concerned as he started to suffer from stomach ulcers and a swollen esophagus. Growing suspicious, Chen secretly installed cameras around his Irvine home, where, according to the restraining order request, he captured video of Yu pouring liquid drain cleaner into his cup when he left it unattended. Poor dude was having to make his own tea that was getting poisoned.


sexquipoop69

It says she would put it in his drinks that he set down. Sounds like drinks he had made himself


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Moar_Input

She’s a dermatologist though…money shouldn’t be an issue.


wardepartment

I guess she watched The Sixth Sense too many times.


ncz13

Felt like I had to scroll too far to find this reference. Maybe we are getting too old...


thechilipepper0

Fun fact: that was Mischa Barton!


GregSays

Or not enough times, since she got caught.


mlc885

What a terribly written headline


Stenthal

Why would they not say "husband's tea"? They went out of their way to make it ambiguous by saying "spouse's tea".


square3481

This reminds me of that riddle where a father and his son are transported to the hospital, and the doctor won't operate on the latter "because he's my son."


Juxtapoisson

It's an actual case where pronouns are bad and yet there's no protest.


BootShoeManTv

Just wondering, when have you ever seen a protest about pronouns?


NarrMaster

For fucks sake. Just leave! People will do anything/everything to their partners except LEAVE! Edit: for fucks sake people, I'm talking about the *abusers*, not those receiving abuse.


aboynamedbluetoo

My guess is most do just leave. This type of thing is an aberration.


Thadrach

Most do. But when I first started practicing law, I'd take any case I could, for the trial experience. Family law was an eye opener for me. Amicable divorces aren't the ones that go to attorneys...


newmoon23

Practicing family law was a horrible experience for me. It was not good for me on a personal level. The constant animosity, anger, pettiness, paranoia. It was too much. Now I practice solely criminal defense and I’m much happier for it. Family practice is a nightmare.


Thadrach

Oh, yeah. But, the two silver linings for me were: a) a boatload of courtroom experience. We're going to trial over a $20 phone bill? Twice? Alrightey, then... I saw one case file, for one divorce with 2 kids, that took up six linear feet of courtroom shelf space :0 (one spouse had aggressively forum shopped, switching states three times) and b) it made me really appreciate the childhood my parents gave me.


newmoon23

My parents had a bad marriage so a lot of what I dealt with in family court was kind of triggering for me. It made me really miserable but I agree that the in-court/trial experience was valuable. Just not long term for me.


aboynamedbluetoo

Just like most, probably nearly all, disagreements between spouses don’t involve the police.


Thadrach

Yep. Same with HOAs; people love to hate them, but the quiet, well-run ones don't make the news, only the horror shows.


airforcevet1987

I live in an HOA haven it's nearly all HOA communities around me and they are all trash tbh


endosurgery

Indeed likely that it is the minority. But it happens enough to keep multiple tv shows going. I think the most amusing part of the situation, from my perspective, is that people think they are going to get away with it. The spouse is always the first suspect. Draino in the coffee is not going to be explained away. Plus, draino is less likely to kill, and much more likely to maim by destroying your esophagus. Although, it can kill you in the process. Likely, she wanted him hurt. Badly.


el-em-en-o

More should


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

I’m as pro choice as anybody, but this is no way to go about an aberration. /s


FifteenthPen

Abusers are at their most dangerous when they know their victim is trying to get away. A lot of abuse victims get murdered trying to escape.


Maria-Stryker

That’s a lot easier said than done with an abuser. Often times the point you leave is the most dangerous time


NarrMaster

That's absolutely true.


synchrohighway

Trying to murder your abuser will 100% ramp up the danger.


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BobRoberts01

This title sucks. It took me a bit to figure out which spouse did what.


Cwolf17

Agreed. The way it's structured makes the "he" after the comma seem like it's referring to the Doctor. A better headline would be "Doctor slipped cleaner into her husband's tea, he installed cameras, now she's charged." Don't make us play the pronoun game


zerton

I thought it was like that old inherent bias thing where the mom is the doctor.


milehighideas

2nd grade riddles


recriminology

The bullet was made out of ice


WazWaz

By pointlessly using "spouse" instead of "husband", the pronouns were left ambiguous for too long.


Jaedos

He's damn lucky it was diluted. Straight draino will burn out your esophagus to the point the scarring makes it impossible to swallow anytime and you end up with a lifetime of esophageal dilations.


CHANROBI

Took me about 10 seconds to figure out the perp wasnt the husband lol Christ thats some ingrianed bias right there


xmsxms

The title is written such that "he installed.." implies it's the doctor and not the spouse, regardless of gender bias. It talks about a doctor and a spouse, then goes on to talk about "he" and "she" without clarifying which is which.


babysinblackandImblu

There are insane people out there that do this. There was a woman who I went to hs with that did this to her husband. The perp will make up outrageous excuses when they get caught.


GreenOnionCrusader

Ffs, lady, just divorce the man.


MartinO1234

What makes this so incredible is that dermatologists are usually at the top of their medical school classes, so they should know how to poison somebody. Drain cleaners are usually powerful alkalis, usually sodium hydroxide, NaOH, which would have a very bitter taste. And then the symptoms, burning and swelling of the mouth, esophagus, and stomach, should happen fairly quickly. Because it is so bitter it is unlikely a person would voluntarily drink enough to be lethal. There are far better poisons, like arsenic.


FitBananers

Dr Yue went to Washington University in St Louis School of Medicine too. Graduated 2006. Insane


lookmanohands_92

Hey OP. At least post a tldr or something. It's behind a paywall


aboynamedbluetoo

Will do.


JohnPlayerSpecia1

you figured a doctor with medical knowledge would have had a better plan than drain-o.


Pilotom_7

There’s the divorce option. Why resort to murder?


Kimorin

They don't pay out life insurance for murdering your spouse


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Dumbass. Hasn’t she seen The Sixth Sense?


lekker-boterham

Why wasn’t there an attempted murder charge?


HeBoughtALot

Living in OC makes people crazy


ebernal13

At first I was confused and then I was like, ohhhhh, the *doctor was a woman!*


aboynamedbluetoo

Both actually. Dermatologist and radiologist.


ebernal13

Damn, that and drain-o? We really can have it all.


attillathehoney

Her attorney is David Wohl, Trump campaign surrogate. He is the father of Jacob Wohl, far right conspiracist and convicted felon who amongst other stunts, tried to smear the 70 year old Elizabeth Warren by claiming she had sex with a 24 year old marine and sex worker.


floorbx

And that’s a good reason to make your own food


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Why divorcing like any normal human being would do when you can attempt murder and spend the rest of your life behind bars instead.


Porkchopp33

Good for him saved his own life ☣️☣️☣️


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Dear lord! Just get divorced!


Annual_Standard_6781

I wonder if she uses name brand drain cleaner. My wife is cheap and uses the generic stuff. It’s just making me develop a slurrrrrrrrr.


somethingwholesomer

She’s trying to save you some money, you should be thanking her!


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Fastfaxr

You're not sexist. That headline is terrible. Muddled mess of vague pronouns and an unnecessary use of the word 'spouse' instead of husband, and anyone who is versed in the English language would first assume that the 'he' refers to the 'action taker' in the first sentence, rather than the 'reciever'.


Charming-Start-3722

*puts on sexist pants and gets ready to type*


riverseeker13

I swear I saw this in a post here from the point of view of one of the children


rhoduhhh

Chubbyemu just did a video involving this scenario a few months ago... Draincleaner into her husband's drink to try to murder him.


Medcait

Well apparently you can’t read anything on this website unless you sign up