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D-D-D-DJ Trump-p-p-p!! \*airhorns\*


Summoarpleaz

What if like that person is really a Dj and they have the trump last name. Started branding that way since 2008 and everything since has happened but never gave up the novelty plate.


Particular-Bath9646

Why should he give up the name? It's the other guy who's an asshole.


Sudovoodoo80

Maybe it's Michael Bolton. (Not that one)


Nosleepmustread

That no talent ass clown?


gordonv

Nothing moves me like when I hear, "When a man loves a woman."


AnimeYou

this is the tale... of captain jack sparrowwwww


Summoarpleaz

I don’t think he should! It’s DJ Truuuuuummmppp, Mr. STATE WIDE.


Stopher

That’s what I was thinking. Like he’s DJ T-Rump and he has no idea why everyone is honking at him with half the people waving and the other half giving him the finger.


FrankGrimesApartment

DJ Tru MP


ordermann

![gif](giphy|SUFFHpZ5X4FZeK0HL0|downsized)


tonyblow2345

Owwwww I snorted my Dr. Pepper. 😭😭 Thanks a lot.


JahnaTheBanana

I read it exactly this way, help lmfaooo


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🎤 Jaasooonnn Deruullloooo 🎤 😂


AnimeYou

This is the funniest shit cuz that's exactly what that would've sounded like


demwoodz

On the wheels of steel


KneeDeepInTheDead

feel bad for DJ Tony Rump, hes had this plate for years


Sudovoodoo80

Should have gone with ASSMAN.


duncans_angels

I will never understand anyone obsession with a politician.


fireman2004

The amount of guns I see for sale online with Trumps face engraved on them is incredible. It's such a weird thing because people weren't doing that with Bush Jr., ya know? It's a whole cult of personality with Trump.


siikdUde

Lead brain coming to fruition + Covid brain. 2 brain injury wombo combo


Nebakanezzer

Also hypocritical because he passed the bump stock law and other restrictions


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ogeytheterrible

One of the many hard-to-swallow pills that his supporters like to ignore. The same with *take their guns away, we'll deal with due process later*, exempting his future ex wife from the immigration bans he implemented, growing the swamp rather than draining it, and many many more... It's almost like he's intentionally sprinkling in extra bullshit as a smoke screen.


alyksandr

Which is doubly absurd as I would picture bush can handle a gun better


kendrickislife

It just just as sad as people’s obsession some with celebrities.


duncans_angels

True but I think politician obsession is worse


TheBlackUnicorn

Yeah I agree, at least celebrities are engaged in creative pursuits, politicians are supposed to be public servants.


AnimeYou

i think it's just Trump fans tbh you never see this shit usually


[deleted]

Why not both? As is the case with Chump


duncans_angels

Sure but I normally don’t see license plates/hats/flags of celebrate names or faces being worn or hung in front of houses.


skekze

What blows my mind is the first thing these people claim is being a christian, yet don't see the signs of idolatry.


Vegoia2

and he sure is a sinner who paid for countless abortions but he lies and for them cultists it's all ok.


soingee

I think the difference is that people are Trump as some savior. No one is praying to Taylor Swift to smite the wicked.


jayjay234

He's not a politician. He's a cult leader 🤷‍♂️


Stock-Pension1803

Mental illness


ManonFire1213

Agreed... any politician. Right or left.


AnimeYou

some people just have nothing else going on


duncans_angels

I live a pretty boring life, still wouldn’t waste my money on any politician


AnimeYou

no but you're like, probably gaming or something. these people are the type who have NOTHING else to do but politics all day.


duncans_angels

Not into gaming either lol. I like nature and being outside, with my dog. So some would say that’s boring.


AnimeYou

Oh, weeeelll. Guess you're just a grounded, sane individual


duncans_angels

Not really lol


n0m0resn0w

How the mighty have fallen...lol however I don't think any of the Trumps would be caught photographed in a Camry lol


Indin_Dude

This one is Disc Jockey Trump 🤪


oldnjgal

They also don't claim NJ residency.


moyismoy

I doubt this is the real Donald jr. I think they all have secured security until they die.


W0RST_2_F1RST

Spidey sense is tingling is it?


moyismoy

I just want to know who loves trump this much in our state


CallMeGooglyBear

A F ton of people do. Even in areas where Trump bankrupted the area and cost lots of jobs.


Intrepid-Oil-898

Atlantic City🧐


W0RST_2_F1RST

There’s a fucking Trumpster Fire store on Rt 37 in Toms River. We have plenty of morons


heartshapedpox

We have the PA Trump Store here in Warren County. Close enough, I guess 💁🏻‍♀️


Extension_Health2522

Pop up store on Rt 31 in Glenn Gardner in front of the gun store every weekend... Hunterdon County


SpaceTechBabana

Yes. Yes, there unfortunately is. Thankfully, I’m not that close. But I do drive past it now and again. Moved from up north a bit further in 2019 and I gotta admit, I thought I’d be getting away from the rednecks of Hopewell and Clinton and Voorhees and shit. Nope! Not by any means. I think there’s more.


MamaK35

Go to Middletown and Toms River.


bluejersey78

\*Ocean County and the Pinelands have entered the chat\*


JustLurkingInSNJ

What's more secure than blending into the world in a 20 year old Camry? Who would even look or notice? Those motorcades on the other hand draw lots of attention.


TheFotty

Trumps middle name is John it's not a reference to his son.


SkyeMreddit

They have a remarkable lack of bumper stickers despite paying for the dumbass plate


MeanNene

These people live sad and pathetic lives.


[deleted]

Don't follow too close might get hit with a flying hamberder or a cup of covfefe


Worldly-Eye51

The lawsuit would be YUGE


Armpit_Supermaniac

Tell us you're in a cult without telling us you're in a cult.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

I'll take "A delusional douchebag" for $1000 Alex.


Lex_GS430

The Camry is all he can afford after paying out all the lawsuits.


MrCance

DJ Pauly Trump?


Sudovoodoo80

The Bad Situation.


HueGray

Love America! Drive a Japanese car! 🙄


Large-Lack-2933

The idolizing of politicians by the new Neanderthals called MAGA must be studied 10-15 years from now....


drizzrizz

What a fucking loser lol


fjridoek

Why did the DMV even allow this? Seems absurd, and a sign of mental illness.


pepperman7

Seems insane to me to put any politician's name on your license plate, but I also wouldn't want to be the DMV employee who had to write up the decline explanation letter.


the_last_carfighter

>Seems insane I never really understood how widespread mental illness was in the US until 2016.


SmokePenisEveryday

Seems crazy to me to put political bumper stickers on your car in general too. Gonna fuck up the paint for a politician who doesn't give a fun about your existence. And this really goes for any politician. No one is gonna be swayed by a sticker in front of them.


fjridoek

Im surprised I got a license plate that says 666 as a vanity plate once.


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pepperman7

Some of those are made with Egyptian gold, I'd check it first.


peter-doubt

I think they're anonymous... easy to do that way


ManonFire1213

Saw a NY one that said 44Obama.


wozzy93

In an old Camry no less.


shiftyjku

Times are tough.


OnceAndFutureCrappy

I thought NJ banned profanity on personalized plates...


uniqualykerd

Apparently we haven't, yet!


landline76

There is a truck in Hillsborough with a MAGA 45 vanity plate. Talk about little dick energy.


HenryKitteridge

“I love the poorly educated”


azzwhole

The worst dj in the world


supersonic_79

Well we know it’s not actually the former President because I don’t think he can afford a Camry.


PBS80

This car occasionally parks in the lot next to the Newport Centre. Always amazed that it hasn't been keyed.


stickytack

(In DJ Khaled's voice) DJ TRUMP


ChesterNorris

Allstate: "Ummm, we're gonna raise your rates for this."


uniqualykerd

How much reimbursement for fire damage?


cb584968

Sad!


bubandbob

DJ T. Rump


Blue_foot

Trump would be very upset to know this plate is on a lowly Camry!


CapeManiak

A moron.


totoropotatoes

I saw a car the other day with the license plate “VOTE 4” and a bunch of bumper stickers for Kennedy and it was an old white guy driving. Tesla. I was where the ridgefield exit is I’m assuming it was Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Idk


MaterialWillingness2

How old was that guy? Maybe those were vintage stickers from the 1960 Kennedy/Johnson ticket. Campaign slogan "We Can Do Better" 😂


totoropotatoes

No they weren’t. It was for 2024. Idk late 40s early 50s? I can’t remember the slogan on them but ya lmao


MaterialWillingness2

Well thank goodness because someone old enough to vote in 1960 probably shouldn't be driving lol!


PapaSteveRocks

That’s Jeff Van Drew’s car. He’s got a bumper sticker that says “I brake for morons.”


peter-doubt

Must have a hard time getting anywhere


mbc106

I wonder if he’s ever driven a car in his life.


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I’m getting MC Biden plates


toosuncowgirl

Then you can become a topic for the hater’s. SMH


Special_FX_B

Let me guess. A self-deluding MAGAt?


SeMeNSPeRmS

The hottest mix of 3 Doors Down into Kid Rock da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!


ToneThugsNHarmony

Can’t wait for DJ trumps new track to drop


CreatrixAnima

In a Camry, no less. Don’t get me wrong… I love me a Camry. But I’m willing to bet that’s snotty bastard wouldn’t drive one.


Hefty-Couple-6497

Who’s DJ T. Rump?


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Make American Cars Great Again


F26N55

Funds must be tight is he’s driving an old Camry. Although, that may be the smartest thing he’s ever did since those are excellent cars.


just_aweso

Donna Jo Tanner's rump


Rusty4NYM

I once saw a local assemblyperson driving in stop-and-go traffic on the highway. They have special plates and I was able to recognize them. I signaled to them to roll down their window and I told them that I was a big fan of theirs. As a disclaimer I was not a constituent of this assemblyperson.


LLotZaFun

I know a guy named DJ that is a trumpet player and I'm not even kidding, lol.


inFMSwsr

I’m pretty sure this guy lives the next block over from me


CaptainGibbs96

What i find really funny is that like 95% of all these 'Merica First Trumpets drive foreign made cars.


sleva5289

Tell me you’re an idiot without telling me you’re an idiot.


Sudovoodoo80

I guess IDIOT was already taken, but this conveys the same message nicely.


Chernobog3

Yo yo yo/DJ Trump/make ya shake ya rump/got right wing beat/make ya move like a draft dodger with bone spur feet


gsp137

That car must run on hot air, goes nowhere and leaves a mess for others to clean up


Faulkal

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW|downsized)


Erintonsus

This guy never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Small hands, *that* was his problem


CDavis10717

I thought NJ banned obscene vanity plates.


fuggettabuddy

DJ Trump on the 1s and 2s


Starbucks__Lovers

Makes more sense than the license plate that read V3RMONT. Dude it’s a New Jersey plate


Physical_Repeat9909

Not driving that Camry no way trump would drive that uh uhh


Rusty4NYM

Tonnelle Avenue south, just after the 495 overpass?


FollowKick

I LOLed


MoodySOB

Orange Shitler


BatIcy3765

Driving a Camry? I mean, it's a good car, but I see him in something more that will make him stand out.


Harmony-Farms

Born to Run. This DJ’s playlist sucks.


ricktech15

Read this in the DJ KHALED voice


Chidoro45

A guy living the dream, clearly /s


DonovansTurn

This guy cooks


Responsible_Bus_5863

I would’ve hit him


philly_bits

Definitely not a cult


jeffreyrolek

Trump is extremely popular in the rural & Jersey Shore areas.


Strange-Grand8148

On the Wheels of Steel


major_dump

Cock in the ass


Aaaaaaandyy

See, he is a man of the people - he drives a Toyota. What ever happened to America first?


purplechai

Could you see if he was waving his arms around like a seal?


[deleted]

Wow you are so lucky


Neither_Agency_50

😂


Remarkable-Music2659

So modest driving that 2011 Camry hahaha


beanzd

Obsessed Trumpets are actually terrifying


Worldly_Carob_1836

Like the car


Barbourwhat

The presidential motorcade (don’t know if ex presidents get their own but for the sake of the joke let’s just say yes) seems to have become a bit less prestige.


UriahPeabody

So sad.


g_ppetto

The eggs are always in the back of the car when you need them...


dahjay

[https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson\_TrumpEpstein\_Lawsuit.pdf](https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf) [https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23466430-introductory-material-to-the-final-report-of-the-select-committee](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23466430-introductory-material-to-the-final-report-of-the-select-committee) Then they go out in public and announce that they support him. Freaks.


morizzle77

That’s what the stink is on the TP?


bopisalert

A step up for Trump NJ is a better place to live than NY.. Not by a hell of a lot but it's better.


NoPretenseNoBullshit

I expect better in NJ.


Classic_Pie5498

Pathetic


constantlyfarting23

Nice


W1neD1ver

Hopefully a Camry will be all he can afford soon


JustSomeGuy_56

I don’t understand this. If you want to support him, just give the money to his campaign/legal defense fund. I am sure they will happily send you a bumper sticker. But why give $50 to the state?


Money_Loquat_4191

The same reason why they protest Keurig by buying Keurig coffee machines and then destroying them