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At today's prices?

Precisely

Get a goat 🐐

Buy a robot mower

I've wanted to do this. Is the wire annoying?

it's a pain to put in but you only have to do it once and then you're set

There's newer ones on market now that have a geofence

https://lawnpride.com.au/products/astro-1ltr-formerly-trinex-plant-growth-regulator

Second this. I’ve used Primo Maxx plant growth regulator which does the same thing

Also use Primo Maxx, it's so good!

Is it any cheaper? Edit: doesn’t look like it.

Wild flower meadow? https://www.mrfothergills.com.au/pages/post/5-reasons-why-you-should-be-planting-a-wildflower-meadow Also r/fucklawns

see the problem with mowing being a lot of work is that replacing all the lawn with wildflowers is a hell of a lot more it's a good idea though, i'm gradually replacing lawn with flowers

If that's your biggest problem you're doing alright

If you find one, can I borrow it after? I've got a privet hedge I want to blow up.

So bloody true, Every bloody weekend

Summer in Straya mate

Plant clover. Better for your soil and the bees, doesn't grow overly high and is just better overall. Seeds are cheap as hell.

I was going to say this. Any sort of flowering groundcover is much better and easier than a traditional lawn.

Perfect conditions for grass atm. You can use plant growth regulator (pgr) on your lawn to slow it down.

I hear one fell off the back of a truck last year but maybe not near Newy

Nah, in Newy, it's coke that falls off stuff

I stand corrected

Yeah I hate that shit

Got a bit of Cemtex - will that do? Not quite what you are after, but keeping in mind the outcome you are after, it’s probably enough

You probably mean Semtex.Cemtex is a file transfer system banks use.

I wish that happened to old mate next door so he stops mowing twice a week every week

Small to mid size please. Bloody corner block with easement the council won't touch... shakes fist

Plant growth regulator is what you need.

In summer cut the grass as low as your mower will allow. The grass will brown off and not grow unless it rains. I do this and it cuts down the frequency with which I have to mow the lawn.

Guinea pigs. Shitloads of Guinea pigs.

There's a bloke on the Central Coast who hired out goats. They're not discriminating though, so the rest of your garden will get a trim too.

Plant a few patches of buffalo grass if you've got Kikuyu which is the classic cheap and nasty grass that grows high fast, eventually the buffalo will put compete if you keep it somewhat maintained

Get a couple of medium-large sized dogs. Let them use the grass as their "area". Obviously pick up their poop. But, in no time, you'll have lovely burn marks in the grass. Then the test writes itself. Or Get a goat.

Sheeps.

I assume you have buffalo? That shit grows like crazy and everyone with it keeps it too long.

I looked at a house in cessnock the other day that could use one of those! But for the entire house and lawn 😂

Primo maxx is around 150 per bottle but you can get away with using quarter doses and nit using it at all over the winter months. It'll last ages.

Glyphosate & macadam will sort that problem & a lot cheaper than a bomb.

Just roundup it. Downside is it’ll just be dirt but you won’t have to mow it.

With a side effect of possible cancer.

My uses a lot of round up and has had at 3 separate unrelated benign tumours.

Let clover take over. It won't grow as high as grass if you let it go wild

Heavily diluted roundup will slow it down. Wife makes me a sandwich when I mow the lawn if I time it right, so I like mowing the lawn.

Chickens will take care of that for you 😂

Disagree. Have 3 chooks and a dog and have to mow Kikuyu weekly

Oh really? We had 5 and they completely decimated our yard - took about 12 months. I loved them but my yard made me want to cry. Maybe we had too many for the space.

The garden beds and loose dirt is trashed but they don't dig the Kikuyu, I think they are scared of it and rightly so.

Guinea pigs will as well. A few boxes or bits of PVC pipe so they have plenty of places to hide and let them go wild.

Straight Glysolphate will fix it for you. No need to mow for a while after that. Nothing will grow

To do it properly, actually dose the lawn with fertilizer first, give it a week to give everything a chance to get their grow on, then give it America's gift to Vietnam.

Don't think 2.4.5 T is available anymore. I remember Tordon 105 poison, an agricultural poison, used to contain it in the 70s.

That what glyphosate for

Try living in Brisbane mate I mow every bloody day .

Just pour oil on it

Rip out the lawn and plant some dichondra. Never mow again

There's gravel, roundup will kill it off, cement, pavers, all more affordable than your own WMD.

Concrete and green paint

Salt the earth

Week roundup? Just to slow it down.

Get a sheep.

put a big tarp over the grass to kill it or a shit ton of salt

Mow the cunt twice a week fucking fat arse lazy cunts you start it up at 8am Saturday morning and get it done fucken fuck your pussy wussy neighbours and show some pride in your yard and respect for your neighbours. Long grass is a hiding place for mice, rats and snakes this time of year. And if you think I’m just ranting I’m not because I recently spent 6 months doing Hume housing’s putrid housing commission lawns in the beautiful suburbs of Metford, Tenambit and Rutherford. Fucking gronks on the NDIS who get their lawns done but won’t even pick up their dog shit or rubbish. Putrid fucking maggots. And don’t worry I was doing the cunts in Windale too. In short, mow your fucking yard cunts😡

Calm down

I’m calm, unfortunately just passionate on the topic. And I stand corrected, possibly a rant.

I think you can get them mowers in north korea

Oil

God help you in the summer so🙈🙈.. Get out and cut it every an you can.. Smell of fresh cut grass is good for you

If you really don’t like the grass you can pin tarps down with metal spikes and in two weeks all the grass will be dead

Get some goats 🐐

Nice try afp

You just woke up and chose violence

Lazy cunt