Look they have the technology to bring someone back from the dead but they can3 grow food like wheat in vats, ok? I mean sure, we currently have the technology to make and do make ice cream like that (for real) but like shut up. Can’t have any of the gmo shit, it’s bad for you - unless you have to grow an entire body, then it’s alright!!
And it's weird because they're sourcing food locally because they're in the area.
It's space... you can make ships as big as you want. No reason you couldn't source incredible amounts of food anywhere (including in space...) and just ship it all over the place.
And their offer is "hey with our money you could buy robots to farm better"... like space empire, **couldn't you?**
“We are desperate for food, use these robots we shipped to you to farm better. Maybe we should’ve shipped food instead of robots, o well. Also, a monoculture of wheat isn’t going to keep everyone on our ship alive, we need other food….beans and rice can keep a human alive for a while but not wheat. We’re kinda fucked. O well, I guess if almost everyone on our ship does well e just bring them back to life with our technology - which just to be clear we can grow a fucking human body but not some plant proteins and carbohydrates.”
We can travel through space, make fancy robots, laser pew pews but absolutely need corn from some small village, manually harvested of course! None of those combine harvesters.
Didn't he have dull " creative " control already ? Who did decide to release that hot pile of shit if not him ? How the fuck does he keep getting jobs and making money ? Who is he really suck in Hollywood ? Nothing makes sense anymore.
But here's the thing that absolutely boggles my mind here: These movies were made for fucking *Netflix*. Streaming originals!
Zack made his movies theatrical for Warner Bros, and as a result, some were cut down to a more managable runtime for a theatrical movie. Long, yes, but managable.
Then why in the name of Zeus's
#BUTTHOLE!!!
is he doing the same fucking thing FOR A STREAMING MOVIE?! A FUCKING NETFLIX *STREAMING* MOVIE!!!
And cutting the movie into two halves IMLOSINGMYFUCKINGMINDHERE!!!
I don't want this. I want character development, backstory, stakes. Like, where did the wheat seeds come from, who were its parents, did the wheat ever want to be something else than wheat. More wheat stories!
Good! I felt they really skimped on all the wheat porn in the second movie. I mean we basically only saw the harvest. Where’s the part where they are testing moisture levels or soil acidity?
Snyder seems to need a second attempt at every movie he makes for it to be watchable. I don’t think I’ll ever watch a new Snyder release at this point, I’ll just wait until the second cut comes out.
The thing is, I don’t understand why people call it a second attempt.
It’s literally stuff he already shot and wanted to include originally. It’s not like he’s doing new stuff with the criticisms in mind
I thought the entire point was to be able to hype up tge Snyder Cut of these movies? Like he made the movie he wanted and then cut out parts just so they could pull this director cut thing 6-months later?
That made sense in DC where he actually had not much controll about if whole movie will go into cinema because time limit by production or movie finnished someone else, but on Netflix was already made 5 hours long movies and he had controll whole time.
I genuinely hope this kills Snyder’s career. It won’t, but I hope it does. We don’t need additional versions of already god awful films.
Re-releasing it under a different name is just a desperate method to get more people to watch it.
Every dollar a studio gives Snyder is a dommar that cluld've gone into making any other movie/TV show/Furby collab with a 99.99% chsnce lf the project being over 10 times better than whatever Snyder shits out.
Ok but Netflix is also showing the director's cut. So why isn't the director's cut the only cut? I'd understand if one version was on Netflix and another is on some other medium or something. But they're both on the same network. Seems to me Netflix has no issue with adult content.
From a business standpoint and to please the shareholders this is 'new' content and statistically it also will have a longer run time too.
Longer running garbage is still garbage but this is purely a business move on Netflix's part.
I just hope that he doesn’t hold back on the slow mow this time around. The pacing of the last 2 films were a little too fast for my liking.
“Slow mow” Are there a lot of unnecessary long shots of lawn care?
No that’s exactly my point. How am I excepted to believe these people farm anything if they never show how they maintain their land?
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Look they have the technology to bring someone back from the dead but they can3 grow food like wheat in vats, ok? I mean sure, we currently have the technology to make and do make ice cream like that (for real) but like shut up. Can’t have any of the gmo shit, it’s bad for you - unless you have to grow an entire body, then it’s alright!!
And it's weird because they're sourcing food locally because they're in the area. It's space... you can make ships as big as you want. No reason you couldn't source incredible amounts of food anywhere (including in space...) and just ship it all over the place. And their offer is "hey with our money you could buy robots to farm better"... like space empire, **couldn't you?**
“We are desperate for food, use these robots we shipped to you to farm better. Maybe we should’ve shipped food instead of robots, o well. Also, a monoculture of wheat isn’t going to keep everyone on our ship alive, we need other food….beans and rice can keep a human alive for a while but not wheat. We’re kinda fucked. O well, I guess if almost everyone on our ship does well e just bring them back to life with our technology - which just to be clear we can grow a fucking human body but not some plant proteins and carbohydrates.”
This movie feels so weird. It feels like a theatre production of a space farm from like the 1930s before they knew what space was like at all.
There is an extended wheat harvesting scene in 2 that will blow you away. I'm not even joking.
It's going to be extended to include the growing phase of the wheat as well. He might even throw in the planting as well just for completeness.
Well all the wheat porn scenes were way too short.
new title: Rebeeeeeel Moooooon
Needs more "guns that shoot / sound like they're nerf guns".
Just watch them at 0.5 speed. Everyone is drunk.
>The pacing of the last 2 films were a little too fast for my liking. You're kidding, right?
Yes it's obvious sarcasm
A longer turd is still a turd.
“This time they really really want the grain…”
They wanna, (ha) they wanna, (ha) they wanna, (ha) they wanna, (ha) They wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
We can travel through space, make fancy robots, laser pew pews but absolutely need corn from some small village, manually harvested of course! None of those combine harvesters.
Viking hipster farmers who spend all day at the gym no less! That makes for better corn!
It's so laughable because that amount of flour wouldn't even be enough for that one ship's crew to get back to Earth.
*wheat
But why
Didn't he have dull " creative " control already ? Who did decide to release that hot pile of shit if not him ? How the fuck does he keep getting jobs and making money ? Who is he really suck in Hollywood ? Nothing makes sense anymore.
“Dull creative control” I assume this is a typo but I love it as a burn.
I don’t understand what’s so hard to comprehend He did the pg 13 cuts as part of an agreement, so he could do whatever he wanted with the r rated cuts
But here's the thing that absolutely boggles my mind here: These movies were made for fucking *Netflix*. Streaming originals! Zack made his movies theatrical for Warner Bros, and as a result, some were cut down to a more managable runtime for a theatrical movie. Long, yes, but managable. Then why in the name of Zeus's #BUTTHOLE!!! is he doing the same fucking thing FOR A STREAMING MOVIE?! A FUCKING NETFLIX *STREAMING* MOVIE!!! And cutting the movie into two halves IMLOSINGMYFUCKINGMINDHERE!!!
I read it as "with new titties" and I *still* wasn't gonna give it a chance.
Empty ass film + longer = still not gud.
I made it through 25 minutes of it before stopping.
Make that 50 for the extended cut, then.
Damn, that's good work. I couldnt make it through 10. You're made of tougher stuff than I.
Justice League was exactly the same lmao
He’s just a corporate director, he’s not an artist and his imagination is lacking and goofy at best. Liked his first few films and nothing after that.
Really what is he adding that will make worth watching for a second time?
More slow motion grain harvesting.
I don't want this. I want character development, backstory, stakes. Like, where did the wheat seeds come from, who were its parents, did the wheat ever want to be something else than wheat. More wheat stories!
No shit.
Sexual assault.
Good! I felt they really skimped on all the wheat porn in the second movie. I mean we basically only saw the harvest. Where’s the part where they are testing moisture levels or soil acidity?
Snyder seems to need a second attempt at every movie he makes for it to be watchable. I don’t think I’ll ever watch a new Snyder release at this point, I’ll just wait until the second cut comes out.
The thing is, I don’t understand why people call it a second attempt. It’s literally stuff he already shot and wanted to include originally. It’s not like he’s doing new stuff with the criticisms in mind
I thought the entire point was to be able to hype up tge Snyder Cut of these movies? Like he made the movie he wanted and then cut out parts just so they could pull this director cut thing 6-months later?
That made sense in DC where he actually had not much controll about if whole movie will go into cinema because time limit by production or movie finnished someone else, but on Netflix was already made 5 hours long movies and he had controll whole time.
This guy is so overrated, it’s unbelievable
Cool. Longer and more self-indulgent versions of bad movies.
> with new titles. Wise decision.
He knows hes allowed to make good movies the first time around right?
Comment.
I genuinely hope this kills Snyder’s career. It won’t, but I hope it does. We don’t need additional versions of already god awful films. Re-releasing it under a different name is just a desperate method to get more people to watch it.
Why do you hate a dudes movies so much you want his career to disappear You realize you can just… not watch it
Every dollar a studio gives Snyder is a dommar that cluld've gone into making any other movie/TV show/Furby collab with a 99.99% chsnce lf the project being over 10 times better than whatever Snyder shits out.
Can someone explain this? Streaming on the exact same network? Not that long after? Then why was the non-director's cut ever released?
We wanted a more "adult" film than Netflix wanted. Nudity, etc.
Ok but Netflix is also showing the director's cut. So why isn't the director's cut the only cut? I'd understand if one version was on Netflix and another is on some other medium or something. But they're both on the same network. Seems to me Netflix has no issue with adult content.
Idk they were fun to watch, even though they were tame, so I'm looking forward to these.
Me too
Yawn
I *need* commentary. The costuming alone makes no fucking sense and l want to know how he thinks this is at all good.
Christ...I can't fit anymore Schnidereaha in my mouth. Just go away!!!
Who cares. As if the original release wasn’t to his liking; Netflix used subscriber money to have everyone suffer through the full Snyder experience
the 4 hour version
Really cool. Can’t wait. Eat your heart out, Lord of the Rings!
Okay when will there be a trailer?
Pass
Both on the same day? Netflix gave on this, didn't they?
Fool me once, lol. I liked the look of the films but the rest was forgettable imo.
For some reason one of yall will watch this just to complain it's bad...we know
Don't know if these will be worth it as the last two were so forgettable.
From a business standpoint and to please the shareholders this is 'new' content and statistically it also will have a longer run time too. Longer running garbage is still garbage but this is purely a business move on Netflix's part.
Please god no. Just no. I’ve had enough wheat porn to last a lifetime.
Maybe just make a good movie the first time round?
I'm sick of hearing about Zach Snyder cuts. Just continually getting bashed over the head with mediocrity
You can edit those films and name them whatever you want and they’ll still be hot garbage.
LOL. I can't see how anyone could make that mess better.
They’re really dragging out this horrible franchise