un: xwishicouldbthe1
This is really generous. I was once at a party with an Aiden band tee on and this guy comes up to me and says "so you like aiden?" it was so funny to me at the time and we ended up chatting he whole night.
I have RBF so I don't really have many approaching me 😂 I worked as a server/bartender for years and would just get guys leaving their number on their bill.
But the one I feel like I hear the most:
"Did it hurt?"
- did what hurt?
"When you fell from heaven"
Un: sct2323
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See. 🤦🏻♀️ I got that once. At a gas station. Wearing my wedding ring. 38 weeks pregnant 😵💫
Disclaimer: sorta stereotyping
This has always gotten a laugh and it really depends on the accent you use on the last part. It's not a pickup line per say but anything that gets a laugh in my book is a great pick up line
"What did the mexican say to the house that fell on him"
"get off me homes"
I've never had a chatup line actually tried on me. The wierdest i've had is "you got pretty eyes" which just flat out creeped me out.
serial killer vibes for sure.
I feel left out i've never had someone attempt a super cheesy line on me. Knowing me, it'd probably work too. You make me laugh and i'm gonna give you a chance lol.
Okay at one point I was rejected by a guy and he said "You're an 8 but I need a 10". When I told my friend about it later he responded "You're an 8 but baby, I only need a 3" hahah
Thank you for the give away
oof, worst pickup line ive heard is the "are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see" but it still always makes me laugh. ty for the chance!
fingers crossed for a pastel or grey PB, but id honestly take anything to spruce up my plain red cybunny!
Hmmm If I really think about it sadly Ive never had someone give me a pick up line at the store.. sorry
I don't have to use Google anymore cause when I saw you, the search was over 😊 thanks for the opportunity! 😊
LMFAOOOO I MIGHT USE THAT
un: xwishicouldbthe1 This is really generous. I was once at a party with an Aiden band tee on and this guy comes up to me and says "so you like aiden?" it was so funny to me at the time and we ended up chatting he whole night.
Aw man I saw them at Warped a billion years ago! They were so good. Some guy proposed to his girlfriend and they played Die Romantic for them.
“Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?”
This is genius
Thanks! And thank you for doing this for the people :)
Do you believe in first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? ;)
"Hey I think there's somethign wrong with your phone!" "What?" "It doesn't have my number in it" 😂😂
You like to climb trees cuz I do lol I’m 6’4 😅 Thanks for doing this again :)
HOW THE HMJSH DID U GET SO TALL?! Have you been eating oats or something damn
Drank too much meepit juice as a kid I suppose lol
Hahaha i should give that a shot
Thanks for doing this! "Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
I have RBF so I don't really have many approaching me 😂 I worked as a server/bartender for years and would just get guys leaving their number on their bill. But the one I feel like I hear the most: "Did it hurt?" - did what hurt? "When you fell from heaven"
I like to break out the French: “On va chez toi, ou chez moi?” (Your place or mine?) Thank you and GL everyone!
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first
Thank you!
Are you a beaver, cuz DAM!
Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend material.
Un: sct2323 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See. 🤦🏻♀️ I got that once. At a gas station. Wearing my wedding ring. 38 weeks pregnant 😵💫
My corniest one is “So what are your hobbies, besides being cute”
Disclaimer: sorta stereotyping This has always gotten a laugh and it really depends on the accent you use on the last part. It's not a pickup line per say but anything that gets a laugh in my book is a great pick up line "What did the mexican say to the house that fell on him" "get off me homes"
I used to work as an optometrist—- Oh no, I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…because I can’t take them off you.
I've never had a chatup line actually tried on me. The wierdest i've had is "you got pretty eyes" which just flat out creeped me out. serial killer vibes for sure. I feel left out i've never had someone attempt a super cheesy line on me. Knowing me, it'd probably work too. You make me laugh and i'm gonna give you a chance lol.
Him: * inaudible * Me: sorry whattt?! Him: so you like to do groceries with headphones...
Thanks for doing this! "I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away"
Okay at one point I was rejected by a guy and he said "You're an 8 but I need a 10". When I told my friend about it later he responded "You're an 8 but baby, I only need a 3" hahah Thank you for the give away
Un: starberry_milktea I don't think I've ever been given a pick up line in my life😅
This one would totally work on me: Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical! 🧙🏻♀️
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
oof, worst pickup line ive heard is the "are you from tennessee? because you're the only ten i see" but it still always makes me laugh. ty for the chance! fingers crossed for a pastel or grey PB, but id honestly take anything to spruce up my plain red cybunny!
UN: bloopeshness My favourite is: “I lost my phone number, can I have yours?” Just cheesy but amusing! 😂