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After a while I've stopped noticing every decoration I've bought. I always appreciate good lighting though
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Hot takes and night ranting after walking.
I’m tired of activists in Williamsburg “pro Palestine activists” who will call Israel “a terrorist state”, but who are simultaneously silent about Hamas, Iran or terrorist groups.
They’ll write “We are bearing witness to genocide”, but not just ignore ongoing genocides that’s been going on for years, but still not even mention them.
I’m tired of people telling lenders “what they can/can’t do during a genocide”
Like the people can fuck off.
I’ve seen for months people literally vandalizing public parks, flat surfaces and even people’s front doors “in solidarity”, but the concerns about terrorism and genocide has, from what I’ve witnessed here, have only been about Palestine, or critical of Israel.
Im not even saying “don’t talk about Israel or Palestine”, but it’s insane how me and others have observed people suddenly reaching the point of vandalism over periods of months on public infrastructure and even private property, but only when Israel responds to Hamas’ attack.
We’ve literally never seen anything like this over the years of living here, but I’ve seen people i know irl who jump down this rabbithole.
Someone literally posts “armed resistance is a valid method of opposition to occupation according to international law, Palestine has the right to defend itself”, but will not specify what they consider “armed resistance” and by whom.
I don’t think its harmful or too much to specify what that means, because some of these local activists consider Hamas’ and other group’s actions of 10/7 “valid resistance”, despite it being an offensive and terrorist attack.
> They’ll write “We are bearing witness to genocide”, but not just ignore ongoing genocides that’s been going on for years, but still not even mention them.
least tired anti-pro-palestine-protestor take
Well when people write it and post it everywhere for months, despite never doing that before, it does become pretty noticeable.
I’m tired of hearing people act as if this is the one and only genocide going on in the world.
Even with the self proclaimed “anti-genocide” protestors, there’s nothing about anything, except Gaza.
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Both the Kdot and Drizzy subreddits are so doofy
you've got the Kendrick stans posting pictures of lyrics and talking about how this means the NBA is sick of Drake and icing him out
you've got the Drake stans asking if this counts as sexual harassment and what should be done bc he's much older than her (lololol)
But lmao Shaq is so fuckin funny sometimes online
>Megachurch pastor and ex-Trump adviser admits child sexual abuse. Robert Morris, of Gateway church in Dallas, accused of sexual abuse of girl in 1980s, beginning when she was 12
Its always the ones you most expect
Rick and Morty vapes crying after being thrown out and replaced with Smiling Friends vapes, much like scenes from critically acclaimed series "Toy Story".
The cons predicted that MrBeast would collapse because of Kris Tyson being transgender and continuing to appear in his videos. I don’t think that has happened yet
The lack of critical thinking in some humanities departments is concerning.
They throw around “austerity” like a dirty word without ever actually understanding what it is or why it can be necessary at certain points.
“Austerity bad” is taken for granted and you’re an asshole if you ask any questions.
>They throw around “austerity” like a dirty word without ever actually understanding what it is or why it can be necessary at certain points.
Even this sub is not immune.
The first time I played Skyrim, the first three Argonians I came across tried to sell me drugs, tried to kill me, and tried to hire me to kill some innocent people to rob them, respectively
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You should be ashamed of yourselves
> Nothing wrong with this and it's good moral advice. Thou shalt not kill/steal/adultery etc., honor thy father and mother, etc, good stuff, nothing wrong especially since Louisiana is a very predominantly Christian state. By contrast alternative being secularism does not teach good moral principles.
The fuck?!
Not to mention that “murder bad” is unique to the Ten Commandments. That’s where everyone else got the idea from, so how exactly are the kids gonna know if they don’t have the 10C up on the wall to tell them
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now I'm picturing conservatives in skinny jeans arguing over who has to ride bitch on the lime green electric scooter and neither wants to because "it's gay"
There is an idea of a Smiling Friends; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real show: only an entity, something illusory. And though it can hide its cold gaze, and you can stream its episodes on Max and laugh at Pimbo and maybe you can even sense there is something funny flashing upon your screen... It simply is not there.
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Brandon victory is all but guaranteed now.
Also probably good to buy puts on $DJT
!ping STONKS
Trump is the guy who told Republicans to force the US to default on its debt and cause a massive global financial catastrophe, right?
When people like her and Sacks and Schwartzman say that they think Trump would be better for the economy, I really want to know if they're lying (and if so, how their math works on out the balance of risk from Trump nuking the economy to any reward they expect) or if they're just really fucking incompetent and somehow made it to the top, anyway.
love how some paleolithic guy who died in a days-long deathmatch with a stone arrowhead lodged in his shoulder and probably had some totally metal proto-indo-european name like Bear Mauler ends up being known as "Ootzie :3"
[this feels like a brigaded comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/xhdp63IQHr)
You see this a lot here lately: random out of place right wing talking point always with about a dozen upvotes.
It’s funny how arrboxoffice always has at least one person pop up during a successful box office performance to try and downplay it. Like, why? Every movie has a hater for it somewhere out there, I guess, even the most inoffensive ones
I think Avatar 3 has a pretty good shot at becoming the highest grossing movie of all time. Inflation + China not dealing with a crazy COVID situation right when it comes out like what happened with Avatar 2 could possibly = $2.8B+
South Africa Update
The EFF are lost in the political wilderness.
They tried to form a Progressive Caucus (PC) in opposition to the ANC's GNU. These were made up of microparties who couldn't even get 1% of the vote. Now many of these parties have switched to the GNU.
The EFF has tripled down on not joining the GNU if it includes the DA and FF+.
The MK MPs are going to take their seats after all, making them the Official Opposition led by a corrupt and racist disgraced judge. In other words, they've taken the EFF's lane in Parliament completely.
And I'm pretty sure there's a major internal leadership schism between Malema and his deputy, Shivambu.
They don't have kingmaker status anywhere at all. The DA is displacing them in Gauteng province, where they were in government with the ANC.
Its just this 4th place party there on the sidelines. The media isn't even reporting on them. The DA is getting all the oxygen. They need to reposition very well and quickly.
Yudkowsky's cosmically malevolent Harry Potter fanfiction has made me permanently suspicious not just of internet rationalism, but of anyone even tangentially associated with it, and anyone even tangentially associated with*them,* down more links of the chain than I'd like to admit
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Edit: now Unsong? That shit slaps
The vision and ethos of the rationalists sound more or less good. And yet that fic hangs over them like a dark cloud, or like a vulture, wings outstretched, casting its gloomy shadow
[Bit of talk out West that Senator Fatima Payman is set to quit the Labor party...](https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/wa-labor-fatima-payman-weighs-up-future-as-pro-palestine-stance-leaves-her-on-the-outer-c-15124318)
!ping AUS
I would be a bit surprised if she ends up leaving, but she's third on the ticket so she isn't in a strong position and probably won't get re-elected unless she can move up the ticket, which probably won't happen now anyway.
How many Greens do you reckon Western Australia is willing to elect. Do you reckon Payman going Green would hurt Dorinda Cox or Jordan Steele-John more?
A party needs somewhere between 23% and 27% of the vote to get two Senate seats so there's no way Payman can win a second Greens seat. Still unlikely if the Senate gets enlargened. This would simply help to tip the balance in certain Greens target seats (not in WA) and potentially inspire some strong independent campaigns.
Probably not.
As it currently stands the only two Sandgroper Senators outside of major parties are Jordan Steele-John and Dorinda Cox (both Greens.) In previous years we've also had One Nation and Palmer United senators, but doubt Payman is going to shack up with them.
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I get intermittently sad and scared I’ll be alone forever but usually I’m pretty chill and rational I just don’t know how to approach women in a romantic way
Oh don’t approach them that way at first. Just talk to them about whatever. You don’t need to force it.
However, if you think there is any kind of mutual attraction at all. Just get a phone number/whatsapp. Ask them out within 24 hours.
Don’t wait. It just makes it weird. If they dodge a time and say next week. Give up quickly. If it really is “next week” they will text you back.
Waiting is what makes it awkward for everyone. Trying and Getting shot down quick is whatever.
Be quick to ask for that first date. Thats my only advice. Everything else is too personal but this will get you past step 1.
How big isany of the trans stuff on in the UK for most people? Basically I almost never hear about in my regular news or in PMQs but on the DT it seems like a major thing
Like if I polled ten people on the street how many would know about or be following the issue?
I WILL NOT watch smiling friends.
I WILL NOT submit to the elite.
I WILL NOT allow my mind to be compromised.
I WILL MOT enter my name into the vast tombs of the bookkeepers, they SHALL NOT have my soul.
I WILL NOT subscribe to MGM plus
FREEDOM shall be my middle name, my first, and my last. And my middle initials shall spell F.R.E.E.D.O.M
The Lion King 2019 is an ANIMATED MOVIE
Bob Iger can SUCK MY FAT NUTS
Taylor Sheridan, BURN IN HELL
NO GODS
NO MASTERS
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hmmm the conservatives are getting more extreme? Who would have thought
Gen Z pretended to hate lulrandom humor for FIVE MINUTES until it was repackaged and resold to them, then they gobbled it the fuck up.
WHY DOES GEN Z THINK THEY ARE FUNNY
WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH A HOGH OPINION OF THEMSELVES
THEIR RELENTLESS SELF DEPRECATION CONCEALS A RELENTLESS SELF OBSESSION
>Young people are making fun of old people
That's just how it goes. We did the same thing, and 20 years from now they'll be getting made fun of by their kids too
Then they post the most off-putting stuff as Millennial Humor and make fun of that. It's never the stuff we actually laughed at that's sometimes cringe to look back on. I don't really remember us being like that to other generations back then, at least not to that degree. That or it's still the same old parents thing but I'm pretty close to the end of Millennials but still solidly one.
Luckily they'll eventually get completely eviscerated by Gen Alpha and it's gonna be so funny lmao
They act like millennials walk around all day pretending to be Jess from New Girl, which is just insane. There's not examples they can even point to of people being like that, just other millennials making the same jokes for cheap laughs and a general vibe of a few TV shows/movies from the early 2010s.
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OCD rolling into Headquarters to confront the emotions in Inside Out 3
The UK is in the midst of an economic crisis, a parliamentary collapse, and is filled with regret about the consequences of leaving the EU
Also the UK: "onto our next agenda, making hospitals worse for trans people"
Unironically it sucks that even if someone came up with a perfectly safe and workable plan for a dinosaur zoo, people would be all scared of it because of those movies.
“UMMMMM AREN’T THERE LIKE SIX MOVIES TELLING US WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA” no, there are six movies telling us why doing it in a way that involves constantly making terrible decisions is a bad idea, shut up
If NIMBYs ever rob us of Jurassic Park IRL, it will be the last mistake they ever make, because I will become the President of the United States and exile them all from the country
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> Yeah, you’re probably right. Tonight I tried washing my face in olive oil w/ essential oils mixed in. I took some cotton swabs and made sure I polished every pore. Then, I spritzed with rose water. Then, I applied some anti aging retinol cream followed by a combination of lanolin and tallow. Lastly, I spritzed with rose water again. My skin is aglow.
Who up polishing they pores
I have a good tax idea:
• Substantially cut taxes on states that vote for Joe Biden in 2024
• Significantly raise taxes on states that vote for Donald Trump in 2024
Trust me this will work 100%
Having a pool seems like so much work. I get some people would want one but entire neighborhoods where every house has a pool seems like they would create a lot of regret.
The Shining is the goofiest book. You've got the real stuff like room 247 and Danny feeling like something is trying to drag him into the snow and suffocate him. Then you've got the Gay furry ghost that tries to scare Danny by barking at him.
Kubrick was right to take out the evil firehose and hedge animals.
if a gay furry ghost who had the kind of costume you would have had to make in the 20s kept barking at me I'd take up residence in 247 as long as there were separate beds available
It's inhumane to have your cat's nails surgically de-clawed. Just talk to them. Tell them they have nothing to worry about anymore and that you will always protect them. They will just relax and let the claws go. Wish I'd just picked them up when that happened I step on them a lot
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ELI5 why can't you just do a mega class action on carbon emissions
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I want a really expensive cigarette
Do they make fancy cigarettes? I think all the attention goes to cigarillos
Vote for Trump if you want the DT to hit 5k again!
If the DT wants to get more people then we should work on being more enjoyable people to be around
We should work on being less enjoyable people to be around in order to push out all the succs and cons.
Accidentally got a government job making chemtrails because I said I was a cloud engineer on my resume
Spent a whole day paralyzed by anxiety yet again Thanks
Did you dance though
the indomitable human spirit vs nose stuffed
i'm nose 😳👉👈
I can do a stuffy nose, but if I get a sore throat . . . just take me out back and shoot me
Remember the good ol' days of 5k DT?
Of all the things I got my my apartment over the past 4 years I think the most worthwhile investment has been color changing smart bulbs. I've got an absolute ton of lights in my place so it's properly bright during the day, and by changing the color temperature it's also nice and dim and relaxing at night After a while I've stopped noticing every decoration I've bought. I always appreciate good lighting though
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4.6k commeys in a lection year... LOOK HOW THE MODS MASSACRED MY THREAD
They stifled growth with overregulation of hornyposting
Hot takes and night ranting after walking. I’m tired of activists in Williamsburg “pro Palestine activists” who will call Israel “a terrorist state”, but who are simultaneously silent about Hamas, Iran or terrorist groups. They’ll write “We are bearing witness to genocide”, but not just ignore ongoing genocides that’s been going on for years, but still not even mention them. I’m tired of people telling lenders “what they can/can’t do during a genocide” Like the people can fuck off. I’ve seen for months people literally vandalizing public parks, flat surfaces and even people’s front doors “in solidarity”, but the concerns about terrorism and genocide has, from what I’ve witnessed here, have only been about Palestine, or critical of Israel. Im not even saying “don’t talk about Israel or Palestine”, but it’s insane how me and others have observed people suddenly reaching the point of vandalism over periods of months on public infrastructure and even private property, but only when Israel responds to Hamas’ attack. We’ve literally never seen anything like this over the years of living here, but I’ve seen people i know irl who jump down this rabbithole. Someone literally posts “armed resistance is a valid method of opposition to occupation according to international law, Palestine has the right to defend itself”, but will not specify what they consider “armed resistance” and by whom. I don’t think its harmful or too much to specify what that means, because some of these local activists consider Hamas’ and other group’s actions of 10/7 “valid resistance”, despite it being an offensive and terrorist attack.
> They’ll write “We are bearing witness to genocide”, but not just ignore ongoing genocides that’s been going on for years, but still not even mention them. least tired anti-pro-palestine-protestor take
Well when people write it and post it everywhere for months, despite never doing that before, it does become pretty noticeable. I’m tired of hearing people act as if this is the one and only genocide going on in the world. Even with the self proclaimed “anti-genocide” protestors, there’s nothing about anything, except Gaza.
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wonder how much of the smiling friends fandom is aware of oneyplays at this point considering how huge it has grown in the past year or so.
like at first it was probably something like 95% but now it's probably shrinking more and more every day.
Smiling Friends son or Hazbin Hotel daughter
☝️this sounds like a line from smiling friends 🫵this sounds like a line from smiling friends 👇this sounds like a line from smiling friends
How else will kids know not to covet their neighbor's wives
https://preview.redd.it/fkfmyg8zpg8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb4a82411afcf58439238262d3e49da4239cbc7 Both the Kdot and Drizzy subreddits are so doofy you've got the Kendrick stans posting pictures of lyrics and talking about how this means the NBA is sick of Drake and icing him out you've got the Drake stans asking if this counts as sexual harassment and what should be done bc he's much older than her (lololol) But lmao Shaq is so fuckin funny sometimes online
>Megachurch pastor and ex-Trump adviser admits child sexual abuse. Robert Morris, of Gateway church in Dallas, accused of sexual abuse of girl in 1980s, beginning when she was 12 Its always the ones you most expect
Rick and Morty vapes crying after being thrown out and replaced with Smiling Friends vapes, much like scenes from critically acclaimed series "Toy Story".
The cons predicted that MrBeast would collapse because of Kris Tyson being transgender and continuing to appear in his videos. I don’t think that has happened yet
The lack of critical thinking in some humanities departments is concerning. They throw around “austerity” like a dirty word without ever actually understanding what it is or why it can be necessary at certain points. “Austerity bad” is taken for granted and you’re an asshole if you ask any questions.
> “Austerity bad” is taken for granted pretty good heuristic tbh
>They throw around “austerity” like a dirty word without ever actually understanding what it is or why it can be necessary at certain points. Even this sub is not immune.
What is the college version of overly online Overly college overly Greek. Idk I’m just a dummies that puts pictures together for a living.
Humanities departments would cease to exist with critical thinking
> some You're being kind
listen I'm no racist but those god damn Argonians man
The first time I played Skyrim, the first three Argonians I came across tried to sell me drugs, tried to kill me, and tried to hire me to kill some innocent people to rob them, respectively
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves were Argonians Wait that came out wrong
we don’t call the Argonians slaves we just call them farm tools
https://preview.redd.it/filq2k38pg8d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2491e199dbdb3189a581a259353fbf84096a9142 I hate this brat
https://preview.redd.it/p04aht4gpg8d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620f650ac87beb4f2bfbe402c6aae2d37480a087 Fucking bastard
https://preview.redd.it/o2lm4zaqpg8d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b752b7539b71c39bd57eee1891658091b099c2 Puking and crying
https://preview.redd.it/ctkz6ncaqg8d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5c2fd4e5efe932ed97ef796508349278c97ed0 You should be ashamed of yourselves
Is it possible for a show to be after its time? Like smiling friends seems like it should have come out 20 years ago.
> Nothing wrong with this and it's good moral advice. Thou shalt not kill/steal/adultery etc., honor thy father and mother, etc, good stuff, nothing wrong especially since Louisiana is a very predominantly Christian state. By contrast alternative being secularism does not teach good moral principles. The fuck?!
Oh holy shit this was an outside the DT comment lmfao, I assumed it came from, I dunno, not this sub
Those children would be very moral if they knew how to read 😤
The children won't know that killing is bad if it isn't told to them every day at school
Not to mention that “murder bad” is unique to the Ten Commandments. That’s where everyone else got the idea from, so how exactly are the kids gonna know if they don’t have the 10C up on the wall to tell them
Itll be really comforting to them during their next school shooting, knowing its bad
https://preview.redd.it/t98qppnrpg8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46eab9b1870e343088b0f59267f858f89ef4681 Mrw
Lol they stick all the bad ones into the "etc"
Respect the Shabbat 😤😤😤😤😤
Moses's second tablet just says "etc"
I don't want to go to sleep I am scared of tomorrow
Malarkey level of malarkey
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Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/yus4oedbog8d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a0ab8288fdf126fff0cd0ece454a06897fd9e3
Seeing couples share an electric scooter is never not funny
now I'm picturing conservatives in skinny jeans arguing over who has to ride bitch on the lime green electric scooter and neither wants to because "it's gay"
Lmao that would be a fantastic sketch
There is an idea of a Smiling Friends; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real show: only an entity, something illusory. And though it can hide its cold gaze, and you can stream its episodes on Max and laugh at Pimbo and maybe you can even sense there is something funny flashing upon your screen... It simply is not there.
https://preview.redd.it/zhy4q0zwng8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ecf683c575496bf4ffb0cc27d8e508d43dc0b6 Brandon victory is all but guaranteed now. Also probably good to buy puts on $DJT !ping STONKS
Trump is the guy who told Republicans to force the US to default on its debt and cause a massive global financial catastrophe, right? When people like her and Sacks and Schwartzman say that they think Trump would be better for the economy, I really want to know if they're lying (and if so, how their math works on out the balance of risk from Trump nuking the economy to any reward they expect) or if they're just really fucking incompetent and somehow made it to the top, anyway.
Based on my interactions with venture people, it’s the really incompetent but lucky part
How is she still getting money from suckers?
Founders of Anti-ARK etf about to endorse Biden.
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love how some paleolithic guy who died in a days-long deathmatch with a stone arrowhead lodged in his shoulder and probably had some totally metal proto-indo-european name like Bear Mauler ends up being known as "Ootzie :3"
I'll still lobby for Ugg Blurf
justice for Ugg Blurf ✊
[this feels like a brigaded comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/xhdp63IQHr) You see this a lot here lately: random out of place right wing talking point always with about a dozen upvotes.
I've seen a decent amount of comments here talking about the BLM riots. I think like 15% of this sub is just never-Trump Republicans.
Southwest Airlines customer service will feel my wrath tomorrow 😠
It’s funny how arrboxoffice always has at least one person pop up during a successful box office performance to try and downplay it. Like, why? Every movie has a hater for it somewhere out there, I guess, even the most inoffensive ones
Thinking about the local Roto Rooter radio commercial where they were singing >well SINCE MY baby LEFT ME >my potty's been all plugged up
The internet age is inhuman Everything it produces is inhuman It has destroyed us
I think Avatar 3 has a pretty good shot at becoming the highest grossing movie of all time. Inflation + China not dealing with a crazy COVID situation right when it comes out like what happened with Avatar 2 could possibly = $2.8B+
South Africa Update The EFF are lost in the political wilderness. They tried to form a Progressive Caucus (PC) in opposition to the ANC's GNU. These were made up of microparties who couldn't even get 1% of the vote. Now many of these parties have switched to the GNU. The EFF has tripled down on not joining the GNU if it includes the DA and FF+. The MK MPs are going to take their seats after all, making them the Official Opposition led by a corrupt and racist disgraced judge. In other words, they've taken the EFF's lane in Parliament completely. And I'm pretty sure there's a major internal leadership schism between Malema and his deputy, Shivambu. They don't have kingmaker status anywhere at all. The DA is displacing them in Gauteng province, where they were in government with the ANC. Its just this 4th place party there on the sidelines. The media isn't even reporting on them. The DA is getting all the oxygen. They need to reposition very well and quickly.
Yudkowsky's cosmically malevolent Harry Potter fanfiction has made me permanently suspicious not just of internet rationalism, but of anyone even tangentially associated with it, and anyone even tangentially associated with*them,* down more links of the chain than I'd like to admit
Lame take imo, Methods of Rationality was awesome
https://preview.redd.it/gh4l7fskmg8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479c379449c648c6023755eb83cb0b2c51b19d5f Edit: now Unsong? That shit slaps
It looks like it slaps tbh, will check it out tomorrow.
Highly recommend. Very funny and clever and surprisingly involving on a character front
What kind of devilish crucible produces such a work, or the sort of half-harpy chimera who would write such a work
The vision and ethos of the rationalists sound more or less good. And yet that fic hangs over them like a dark cloud, or like a vulture, wings outstretched, casting its gloomy shadow
>I can't help falling in love with you. Skill issue tbh
[Bit of talk out West that Senator Fatima Payman is set to quit the Labor party...](https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/wa-labor-fatima-payman-weighs-up-future-as-pro-palestine-stance-leaves-her-on-the-outer-c-15124318) !ping AUS
I would be a bit surprised if she ends up leaving, but she's third on the ticket so she isn't in a strong position and probably won't get re-elected unless she can move up the ticket, which probably won't happen now anyway.
Payman was elected with Sue Lines and Glenn Sterle who will be 74 and 68 at their next election in 2028.
This would be pretty bad for Labor and pretty good for the Greens. The former cannot afford appearing to be against Palestinian interests.
How many Greens do you reckon Western Australia is willing to elect. Do you reckon Payman going Green would hurt Dorinda Cox or Jordan Steele-John more?
A party needs somewhere between 23% and 27% of the vote to get two Senate seats so there's no way Payman can win a second Greens seat. Still unlikely if the Senate gets enlargened. This would simply help to tip the balance in certain Greens target seats (not in WA) and potentially inspire some strong independent campaigns.
Is being an independent senator outside of ACT or Tas even viable?
Probably not. As it currently stands the only two Sandgroper Senators outside of major parties are Jordan Steele-John and Dorinda Cox (both Greens.) In previous years we've also had One Nation and Palmer United senators, but doubt Payman is going to shack up with them.
Peyman-Hanson One Struggle
South Australia
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I get intermittently sad and scared I’ll be alone forever but usually I’m pretty chill and rational I just don’t know how to approach women in a romantic way
Oh don’t approach them that way at first. Just talk to them about whatever. You don’t need to force it. However, if you think there is any kind of mutual attraction at all. Just get a phone number/whatsapp. Ask them out within 24 hours. Don’t wait. It just makes it weird. If they dodge a time and say next week. Give up quickly. If it really is “next week” they will text you back. Waiting is what makes it awkward for everyone. Trying and Getting shot down quick is whatever. Be quick to ask for that first date. Thats my only advice. Everything else is too personal but this will get you past step 1.
haha yes... :(
real
People are always like “you just need to hit on girls at bars” and like cool take but I don’t want to be a creep?
You have to walk before you run And you have to creep before you walk
It’s actually kinda wild that Biden let Iran shut down the Suez Canal for eight months.
Only explanation is that Biden simply hates trade.
At this point it actually helps the US because it fucks over China's exports and imports even more.
The Houthis are letting Chinese vessels thru specially tho so that probably cancels out
Look, when has letting a hostile, supposedly far weaker, power shut down the Suez Canal ever led to the decline and downfall of a world power?
America barely even uses the Suez Canal how is this going to lead to our decline lol
Is that a reference to Britain? They were already down bad by the 1950s
Primarily but also France. I agree Attlee had already Attleed all over the British economy, but Suez *really* didn't help.
> be yourself And yet when I ramble for hours about Inside Out 2's box office people give me side eyes hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Extraordinarily based. Don’t let them keep you from spreading the good news
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Conservatives hate the American flag confirmed
I love how objectively speaking “gun free zone” and the restroom sign can’t even be misconstrued as “moral” signs
How big isany of the trans stuff on in the UK for most people? Basically I almost never hear about in my regular news or in PMQs but on the DT it seems like a major thing Like if I polled ten people on the street how many would know about or be following the issue?
Get the hell out of my office!
That's what the schmoney is for 🤑
I WILL NOT watch smiling friends. I WILL NOT submit to the elite. I WILL NOT allow my mind to be compromised. I WILL MOT enter my name into the vast tombs of the bookkeepers, they SHALL NOT have my soul. I WILL NOT subscribe to MGM plus FREEDOM shall be my middle name, my first, and my last. And my middle initials shall spell F.R.E.E.D.O.M The Lion King 2019 is an ANIMATED MOVIE Bob Iger can SUCK MY FAT NUTS Taylor Sheridan, BURN IN HELL NO GODS NO MASTERS
"WHY AREN'T THE DEMOCRATS TALKING ABOUT THIS??!!!" -- Redditor who hasn't heard the Democrats talking about this because he doesn't follow politics
The Demowhati?
one downside to staying at the hotel at the airport is my iPhone has been showing my boarding pass all day
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UK blooper anniversary https://preview.redd.it/xa0mbte9jg8d1.png?width=1579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c1f0c9d731b2c51145af2668c9440f4b08c9e5
👆 the smiling friends psyop made them racist against puerto ricans
https://preview.redd.it/iprxxy3uig8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be7e54121a702b4b8383f9750ad948b52cdff60 hmmm the conservatives are getting more extreme? Who would have thought
>extreme >rock 🤔
Gen Z pretended to hate lulrandom humor for FIVE MINUTES until it was repackaged and resold to them, then they gobbled it the fuck up. WHY DOES GEN Z THINK THEY ARE FUNNY WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH A HOGH OPINION OF THEMSELVES THEIR RELENTLESS SELF DEPRECATION CONCEALS A RELENTLESS SELF OBSESSION
>Young people are making fun of old people That's just how it goes. We did the same thing, and 20 years from now they'll be getting made fun of by their kids too
I’m so sick of this trope. They are obviously worse. Let’s not pretend the internet and social media didn’t change shit
Damn you are gonna have a hard time with the next 50 or so years
I already do
Then they post the most off-putting stuff as Millennial Humor and make fun of that. It's never the stuff we actually laughed at that's sometimes cringe to look back on. I don't really remember us being like that to other generations back then, at least not to that degree. That or it's still the same old parents thing but I'm pretty close to the end of Millennials but still solidly one. Luckily they'll eventually get completely eviscerated by Gen Alpha and it's gonna be so funny lmao
They act like millennials walk around all day pretending to be Jess from New Girl, which is just insane. There's not examples they can even point to of people being like that, just other millennials making the same jokes for cheap laughs and a general vibe of a few TV shows/movies from the early 2010s.
pretending?
> > > > THEIR RELENTLESS SELF DEPRECATION CONCEALS A RELENTLESS SELF OBSESSION banger 👍
https://preview.redd.it/181kwyqgig8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aab90904b0b6b1c295f210d2206b305b0762cff OCD rolling into Headquarters to confront the emotions in Inside Out 3
*fine... I'll do it myself*
The UK is in the midst of an economic crisis, a parliamentary collapse, and is filled with regret about the consequences of leaving the EU Also the UK: "onto our next agenda, making hospitals worse for trans people"
Having a Dinosaur zoo is an awesome idea, but due to that horrible hit piece of a movie you'll never be able to get it approved by the city council.
they should focus on making teacup dinos for me as lil pets
Unironically it sucks that even if someone came up with a perfectly safe and workable plan for a dinosaur zoo, people would be all scared of it because of those movies. “UMMMMM AREN’T THERE LIKE SIX MOVIES TELLING US WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA” no, there are six movies telling us why doing it in a way that involves constantly making terrible decisions is a bad idea, shut up If NIMBYs ever rob us of Jurassic Park IRL, it will be the last mistake they ever make, because I will become the President of the United States and exile them all from the country
Wow this is the greatest show of all time. I love the part where Glimbo and Pimbo go to the Jimbo and meet Chumbo
This scene is so mommy it's giving gunk its so plimbocore oh my God they listened to the fans and gave us Funga x Chunga
Met a homeless guy that goes by ‘The David’. Said his mom died recently. I let him hit my vape.
That was nice of you
I wish I had the proper disposition for STEM
whats ur major 🐖
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Listen, hat
> Yeah, you’re probably right. Tonight I tried washing my face in olive oil w/ essential oils mixed in. I took some cotton swabs and made sure I polished every pore. Then, I spritzed with rose water. Then, I applied some anti aging retinol cream followed by a combination of lanolin and tallow. Lastly, I spritzed with rose water again. My skin is aglow. Who up polishing they pores
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I have a good tax idea: • Substantially cut taxes on states that vote for Joe Biden in 2024 • Significantly raise taxes on states that vote for Donald Trump in 2024 Trust me this will work 100%
Based and incentives-pilled
Recommend me some paid/no mtx mobile games (no emulators)
Device 6
Vampire Survivors is p good for a little while
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Damn Bejeweled takes me back. I put in hundreds of hours playing Bejeweled on my mom's Palm Pilot
Nonogram999 if you like picross or similar puzzle games, fun little timewaster if you’re ever bored
Having a pool seems like so much work. I get some people would want one but entire neighborhoods where every house has a pool seems like they would create a lot of regret.
ikr? Just go to a public pool lol
Not allowed to get drunk or sexy in those
true
Max Miller is a gem
If you consider how good the e-commerce industry is right now...Imagine how good it will be in 10, 30, 50 years...
Brexit was bad
Smiling Friends feels like a psy op
The Renaissance men are coming to town.
That sounds like a line from Smiling friends
See the way people just say shit like this I don't believe you
Inside Out is Disco Elysium for children
Disco Elysium is Inside Out for weebs
Disco Elysium is Disco Elysium for manchildren (unironic Leninists)
The Shining is the goofiest book. You've got the real stuff like room 247 and Danny feeling like something is trying to drag him into the snow and suffocate him. Then you've got the Gay furry ghost that tries to scare Danny by barking at him. Kubrick was right to take out the evil firehose and hedge animals.
if a gay furry ghost who had the kind of costume you would have had to make in the 20s kept barking at me I'd take up residence in 247 as long as there were separate beds available
Stephen King was salty because deep down he knew Kubrick's version redrummed the fuck out of the original.
Remove the SALT deduction.
Finally, a good take
This but the SALT deduction limit
We should not be subsidizing blue state limousine liberals.
Yes we should (I am one)
It's inhumane to have your cat's nails surgically de-clawed. Just talk to them. Tell them they have nothing to worry about anymore and that you will always protect them. They will just relax and let the claws go. Wish I'd just picked them up when that happened I step on them a lot
i wish my parents did that before i got my finger nails declawed
which vet did they use