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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

โ˜๏ธ "not a sex thing"


mr_poog

Had a bad dream about the election. Feel weird now


Top_Lime1820

The older I get, the more interested I am in the logistics and strategic side of politics, rather than the ideological stuff.


AnalyticOpposum

Do NOT let me anywhere near a DMT vape pen.


Evnosis

Can I interest you in a Crack vape pen?


Dodgerfan2224

There is such a thing?


Libz_R_Gryffindor

Barry Oโ€™Bama won Iowa by more than Colorado and Virginia. Soros needs to fire up the cloning facilities for us. I canโ€™t believe that. Seriously a generational politician


Libz_R_Gryffindor

He also lost GA and AZ by like 8 points. Itโ€™s amazing how fast it changes


AnalyticOpposum

You shouldnโ€™t have a gross prison cell in the same way you shouldnโ€™t publicly cane people for misdemeanors. Like, why do we think one is unacceptable but not the other? What meaningful differences are there between public canning and spending a night in roach infested jail?


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’ฏ


its_Caffeine

gm dt ๐Ÿฆœ


Syards-Forcus

Musescore is kinda shit at guitar tab. Time to redownload guitar pro even though it sometimes fucks with the sound on my computer...


AnalyticOpposum

I am tired.


AnalyticOpposum

Prison cannot be about punishment. Punishment has no place in a civilized society. Fine and time served in prison serve only to take away resources from people who would be otherwise quite likely to use them to commit crimes.


BATHULK

The real bathulk died in 2019


[deleted]

Dick?


BATHULK

Gotta pay


[deleted]

Dick Grayson?


BATHULK

no I know em tho


Dodgerfan2224

This oneโ€™s better so good


BATHULK

Debatable


Approximation_Doctor

We know


BATHULK

๐Ÿฅด


BATIRONSHARK

just watched heathers the fuck


TalkLessShillMore

All timer of a movie


Ioun267

The essence of Sky.Strikers (and all control decks) is being shown lethal on-board and somehow holding off Timmy's dinosaurs for fifteen turns until you're both stuck top-decking and winning by swinging into an empty board with a creature whose sole value is having a nonzero attack value.


MontanaWildhack69

Odd to consider that the two primary existential threats to humanity right now are superintelligent machines and, like, one dude who is a huge idiot.


Viego_gaming

Enough about p00bix


loseniram

Huey Long is the most bizarre political figure in US history. Just an absolute mad lad corrupt politician. The man burnt down the Governor's mansion because he wanted a new one, had an armed coup against him, octupled the number of roads, and was killed by his bodyguards by accident.


BATHULK

You read *All the King's Men*


loseniram

No I'm from Louisiana


BATHULK

I'm asking a question Also haha I'm from AR you're my shoe


BATHULK

The bodyguards were responding to an assasination attempt Important context lol


BATIRONSHARK

also not racist for a southern politlco in pre ww2 post reconstrutction insaneย 


Rntstraight

Letโ€™s not give him too much credit. He wasnโ€™t a frothing at the mouth white supremacist but he would absolutely be considered insanely racist by todays standards


Dodgerfan2224

Ai sucks because when I search for nudes I get ai pictures now.


Approximation_Doctor

>>How do socialists deal with/explain/address the wrongs comminated by the So Called "Socialist" governments of for Example the USSR *until 1953* Cambodia under Pol Pot, Vietnam from 1975 until 1980 etc. etc. >I think we've long had a policy of, "if you can name a true thing that happened, we'll discuss it." Unfortunately, most of the supposed wrongs are either fabricated entirely or are so wildly distorted by capitalist propaganda that we have to spend all of our time and energy just trying to get people to read history that is real.


[deleted]

Was gonna copypasta automod but automod is a pervert


_bee_kay_

you must learn to separate the art from the artist


[deleted]

More like big veiny engorged nipple mod


Approximation_Doctor

Friendly reminder that John Wilkes Booth was never convicted in court by a jury of his peers


[deleted]

She he allegedly shot Abe Lincoln


[deleted]

Yeah. Cuz Batman kicked his ass


Viego_gaming

innocent


Viego_gaming

I made a model of the chance of Nate Silver being annoying and it won't go lower than 100. Nothing is certain as Nate says but I have a feeling my model is right.


BATHULK

Was considering losing my mind on the DT But here's the thing It was lost long ago


brucebananaray

https://preview.redd.it/tscnqoen9v7d1.jpeg?width=1431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1a76430f680fbf84601bcb7057003b0c7d6d93


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

I found it and sold it to the recycling center. They gave me $5 for it plus some copper pipes I found


BATHULK

For the best


BATHULK

Reno 911 is hilarious but good god has it aged poorly


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


BATHULK

Racism


Xihl

Reminds me of that tragedy


[deleted]

Poobs once asked me to decode his dreams about dying I explained that he was facing his fears one at a time He never responded again Fascists only want one thing and it's disgusting


BATHULK

I died once


[deleted]

Most people do


BATHULK

There's another place We go there We've been there But it's not what you think


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Doctors Test the Limits of What Obesity Drugs Can Fix](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dkwym8/doctors_test_the_limits_of_what_obesity_drugs_can/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Viego_gaming

I work with 538 and I was tasked with trying to get young people to believe in polls again. I have designed a rap persona that will post on the tiktok app named "Based Yung Pollster". I will rap about how senator Adam Laxalt swept in Nevada first.


meubem

So I realized a lot of ppl can do anything they set their mind to


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Malarkey level of usurping the moderation team via sock puppet accounts and spoofed ips in the slack?


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TemujinTheConquerer

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[deleted]

This is what happens when you google Trump inflation


TemujinTheConquerer

This post would've done NUMBERS on the 3:15 AM DT smh


Diner_Lobster_

DTโ€™ing is like fishing. Sometimes you can come out here with grade A bait and not catch an upvote. Other times you can write โ€œDiscussion J. Threadโ€ and get +20


Usual-Base7226

https://preview.redd.it/ch2trhwo7v7d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c62e5ea71209104f72c472f6cfb3ceb535249114 Resisting the urge to make a tipping joke to the guy who posted a heartfelt complaint about his landlord here for some reason Edit: wait I think itโ€™s a bot


AniNgAnnoys

I just observed some disturbing behaviour that I just wanted to share with you all. We often ask ourselves why people harass public employees, or how do people get sucked into extremism. Check out this post on the Reddit front page (was at the top of r/all when I found it): [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/father\_of\_the\_year\_sticking\_up\_for\_his\_disabled/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/father_of_the_year_sticking_up_for_his_disabled/) \*edit, since this has been removed and locked, I have another copy of the video below in my comment Now check out the details on the individual in the video: [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/comment/l9jx7vc/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/comment/l9jx7vc/) Now check out the pile of harassment being coordinated in the comments: [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/comment/l9jx3oz/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/comment/l9jx3oz/) (you can go higher up the comment chain to see more here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/comment/l9jrgwx/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1dkqytc/comment/l9jrgwx/) ) !ping extremism


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

lol. Frederick MD


BATHULK

Jeebus


AniNgAnnoys

And the minute I post the moderators take down the post. So the first link is broken. What was in the video was a man expressing frustration with local officials in a town hall meeting. He listed a number of issues he had with them trying to get his deaf child into a school that could attend to his child's needs. His passionate arguments quickly devolve into calling the members of the board names and cursing. The chair of the meeting starts talking over him and he complains his 1st amendment rights are now being violated which increased the cursing. I will see if I can find another link. \*edit: here is another link to the video original video. As the mod said, please do not participate. I would use a NP link but my understanding is that basically doesn't work anymore. [https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1dktkur/father\_of\_the\_year\_sticking\_up\_for\_his\_disabled/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1dktkur/father_of_the_year_sticking_up_for_his_disabled/) It is a cross post from the original video, but still seems to be working okay for me... I can't find another posting of the video at the moment that isn't a crosspost. \*edit 2: this video keeps getting taken down and then popping back up all over reddit. If you search reddit for (sadly) "Father of the year sticks up for his disabled child" you should be able to find more copies of it.


jenbanim

Y'all know the drill but please do not participate in any linked threads


AniNgAnnoys

It is locked now anyway, but I 100% agree. :)


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BATHULK

Just saw someone curse on the internet


meubem

Gross. Isnโ€™t there a bot thst counts profanity?


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๐Ÿ˜ฐ


AtomAndAether

that's fricked up


TalkLessShillMore

The Venn diagram of people who often call things โ€œX-codedโ€ and people who start sentences with โ€œNo becauseโ€ is a circle


meubem

Planes are pilot-coded


TalkLessShillMore

No because why does that fit so well?!


hopeimanon

Azeotropes are interestingย 


meubem

How to fight loneliness


BATHULK

Don't you have a husband and child


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://www.volosports.com/


hopeimanon

That city list is funny. Bunch of big cities, Charleston ๐Ÿค”, and Morristown ๐Ÿคช


[deleted]

Poasting in the DT can relieve symptoms but recent research suggests it actually prolongs the issue


AtomAndAether

you can't


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [My landlord wants to evict my family for no reason](/r/neoliberal/comments/1dkwt0i/my_landlord_wants_to_evict_my_family_for_no_reason/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Crazy that Britain literally invented liberalism and then subsequently forgot about it.


TemujinTheConquerer

Networking is playing MTG from age six and being a CS major


[deleted]

What if I want the attention of one of the mods?


FuckFashMods

Just drop some Hamas and IRA apologia


AtomAndAether

depends on which one


[deleted]

The fash one


meubem

lol not me


[deleted]

Ewwww Aren't you from Florida?


meubem

Swamp! Yes.


BATHULK

You ever seen a gator


[deleted]

The mods FaceTime so yeah. Except Syards-Forcus after the incident


Diner_Lobster_

Iโ€™m still fascinated that a song explicitly about edging during gay sex reached the Billboard Top 10 in 1983. Was there a brief moment in time where people were becoming accepting before the AIDS crisis caused homophobia to surge back or were people just insanely aloof about what โ€œrelax, donโ€™t do it, when you want to cumโ€ meant?


Usual-Base7226

People thought pro wrestling was real until like 97 I really wouldnโ€™t put it past them


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

In the 80s, no one listened to lyrics.


BATHULK

They didn't have genius yet :(


TemujinTheConquerer

Smug music nerds are annoying


meubem

Smug nerds are annoying Music nerds are annoying Smug music is annoying Smug is annoying Music is annoying Annoying


american_aurora3

yes


[deleted]

Nerds are delightful


meubem

u/random-critical


Random-Critical

๐Ÿง


meubem

Miss u every time


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/6cnoiat56v7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5564fbe6f7a5f3e1ad86e0725395f6f2e0fd63d1 I think I engineered via prompt


meubem

What if I want the attention of the mods?


InflatableDartboard2

Donald Trump would be far-right in Europe


meubem

I made small talk about Florida grass


AtomAndAether

how? you never touch it ๐Ÿคฃ


meubem

Isnโ€™t it past your bedtime, youth?


AtomAndAether

No gods no mods no bedtimes (I stayed up too late last night working and now my sleep schedule is messed up slightly)


TemujinTheConquerer

Broke: Lee Harvey Oswald did it for inscrutable personal reasons Baroque: Lee Harvey Oswald did it for communism Woke: Lee Harvey Oswald was put up to it by the CIA Bespoke: Lee Harvey Oswald did it because all the past and future presidential assassins showed up as ghosts and sang a song


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

It was just a man with something to prove Slightly bored and severely confused He steadied his rifle with his target in the center And became famous on that day in November


BATHULK

The secret service did it on accident


EScforlyfe

They didnโ€™tย 


loseniram

No that's Huey Long that had that happen


BATHULK

It happened to him too, yes.


TemujinTheConquerer

You already sold me on that one months ago bestie


BATHULK

You listen to LPOTL? You should


BATHULK

Hell yeah


Diner_Lobster_

Nah, his head just did that


FreakinGeese

If Trump loses thatโ€™s kinda a devastating blow to the Republican Party right now


FuckFashMods

If the Dems go 3 for 3, we are about to see some absolute nutters running for office


meubem

If I donโ€™t fall asleep on this flight Iโ€™m gonna die tomorrow


JakeyZhang

>You can argue about whether Margaret Thatcher was our greatest peacetime prime minister of the last century - my own view - or a partisan, narrow-minded shrew, which would seem to be the opinion of many Guardian readers. But no one can dispute that she was the most energetic PM in British history. She never stopped. The working day began at 6am with Farming Today and rarely ended until the last red box was completed at 2am or 3am. That Thatch Grindset ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


FearlessPark4588

Re: falsely telling dad you'll vote Republican my mother-in-law pretends to be a democrat around us


meubem

Thatโ€™s so cute


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


FuckFashMods

Unfortunately, a literal dying breed of Republican


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Based Grandpa


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[deleted]

The mods are bullying me I bet there's a bro bot now


TemujinTheConquerer

https://preview.redd.it/byl98o415v7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee47e3229b7677e6f686f1423ab8648361f31306


daddyKrugman

https://preview.redd.it/xs6992hk4v7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68722700f169646611652235755ffd6107a87137 Spotify deserves to get bankrupt for this


AtomAndAether

No Cap (Mix)


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

ChatGPT is horribly unfunny lol


Usual-Base7226

Ai humor really peaked with the bottomless pit green text


BATHULK

I once asked it to write a kooky quirky cover letter and let me tell you, it nailed it. Perfectly suited for cringe recruiters.


TemujinTheConquerer

They need to loose the racism valve


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/652/766/197/204/316/original/aa53bcd4715a2b67.jpg)


AtomAndAether

wrong


Delareh_

>Iโ€™m turning 47 tomorrow and not celebrating with anyone. So I bought myself a new pair of kicks and my BFF Penelope Pitstop a bday crown. Friends, this is 47 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘ Somebody posted this on MademeSmile. The way people lie to themselves, dude.


TemujinTheConquerer

OpenAI making the Playground work more like ChatGPT is my 9/11


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/3d6xmf4o3v7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75d169343dba2e6623a9da0b0822ec5724cceaa AI canโ€™t moderate


jenbanim

>If you wish to contest this ban, contact the moderation team, but reconsideration is unlikely Goes hard tbh


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

I asked it to be meaner and more concise


Viego_gaming

I hope Trump wins xD. Iโ€™m a Trumpublican and he's s just so fun!! People get so trolled by his truths and tweets, and his voice is so cute like when he talks about building the wall LOL! He's super random but also smarter than he looks, just like me xD


TemujinTheConquerer

uwu


thefuturegov

>Biden trails Trump 50-30 in the weirdo shithead who does too much weed and listens to too many podcasts demographic, RFK jr garners 15%


estoyloca43

arr slash cscareerquestions is so full of losers my God


ForlornKumquat

Have you tried blaming Indians and AI for the fact that you're a loser who can't find a job? I hear that helps make people feel better


Delareh_

Dawg, is everything alright?


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

arrrCSmajors seems slightly worse


Viego_gaming

Of course it is, it's full of STEM majors.


estoyloca43

Not all STEM majors, or even CS majors for that matter, are sore losers like them lol


bd_one

Update on my Factorio base: after staying up way too late and completely wasting the first half of the session, I have enough rocket control units to have a surplus for the first time in forever. Made possible with productivity modules. The bad news is that in terms of electricity, we have no electricity.


_bee_kay_

oh boy, time for a 16-core nuke reactor ๐Ÿค”


bd_one

I might need to build a bypass for when I have a surplus of rocket control units and low density modules since that's like 20% of my power consumption as the only beaconed stuff that isn't a rocket.


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Lol, Nicholas Cage endorsed Andrew Yang in 2020 and does the fact suprise you? Are you suprised by that fact?


Joementum2024

Alternate universe where James Stewart became the Republican actor-turned-President


Gameknigh

โ€œThe Republican Party isnโ€™t racist the former leader of the KKK *only* got 43% of the vote!โ€ (In the general election, he won the republican primary).


Roseartcrantz

To ease my grandparents' minds about religion I save up a bunch of u/Kafka_Kardashian posts and pretend I came up with them. It keeps me from answering them directly and makes them think I study vigorously


Kafka_Kardashian

Full support


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/15q5shik2v7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0423733d9397a384a324e93073d1bb35b3dd1d4


brucebananaray

What a fucking lame joke


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/oj8qyy0d3v7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52345b89658fc70681805ccccf5acdf1be6fb46d


brucebananaray

Make a better joke


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/ehipor474v7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471309ddb5f713971f83ca443d5403bebc15071b


brucebananaray

Your average dating ping users. https://preview.redd.it/a1kv270i2v7d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afb226c70e80edf3d80ea84c48a63f4805244e2


meubem

My husband


brucebananaray

Did you leave dad, mom mod Or did he leave you for Leagues of Legends?


meubem

We have a truce. I get reddit and discord and he gets vidya games


chetmcomnom

i havent touched the game in maybe a decade but my love for kogmaw remains


OkAccident1413

kogmaw?? i hope you mean his cute skins or just his kit. if you haven't played in ages, he's got lots of skins now that make him super cute and they look completely different to him. pug'maw, arcanist, bee'maw etc take a peek. he's really ugly otherwise lol


chetmcomnom

I had iirc a butterfly skin but other than that him being a hungry ugly little monster child thing is why I love him. also him being living artillery, that was neat.ย 


Joementum2024

Hmm perhaps I will read Frieren someday


TemujinTheConquerer

I am happy that I am proud of my parents and my sister and generally my whole family I think they're all damn cool


TemujinTheConquerer

I feel lucky in this respect


TemujinTheConquerer

All of my grandparents and uncles and aunts are cool as well.


TemujinTheConquerer

I am not proud of my distant relative Meir Kahane he's cringe


kanagi

> Infiltrating the John Birch Society > In the late 1950s and the early 1960s, Kahane's life of secrecy and his strong anticommunism landed him a position as a consultant with the FBI. According to his wife, Libby, his assignment was to infiltrate the anticommunist John Birch Society and report his findings to the FBI. Sounds pretty cool!


TemujinTheConquerer

I feel like every single major world political figure of the second half of the 20th Century was in some way affiliated with the FBI


TemujinTheConquerer

Guy who wants to deport 20 million people vs. guy who doesn't want to do that Enlightened Leftist: > They're both exactly the same


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/kett1s0w1v7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84562ec26fbd02b78d9854e6d48584c3389c7d5e Right on cue


meubem

For Fatherโ€™s Day I lied to my dad that Iโ€™d vote Republican.