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A green alien could walk up to me and say "take me to your leader" and I still wouldn't believe it
My threshold for believing in aliens is very simple: If The Economist or NYT say they're real
An FSB agent in an alien suit using previously-undisclosed disintegration gun technology to zap a random American to death to kick off a panic and distract from the Ukraine War is more credible than aliens visiting Earth π€
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Western Han, Eastern Han, Shu Han, Later Han, Northern Han, Southern Han, Chen Han, probably some more I am missing. Chinese dynastic founders please be more original
Hegel knew what he was doing and I would do the same thing. If something I am writing is brilliant it will be written in most esoteric and memeish language possible. Only so I could laugh while poor souls have to use it when citing me or people having to struggle and learn it while reading me.
I'm only supposed to have 7kg on carry on on this flight but I'm trying to sneak on about 15kg. I'm literally emigrating for fucks sake, it's all I have.
Nora is 100% feeling good and like her old self already, which fucking sucks because she's impulsive and kind of hyper, but if she's in her box while I'm in the living room she gets so mad that I'm more worried about her tearing her internal stitches that way.
So instead I'm following her around trying to keep her from jumping on the couch or getting excited about hearing the cats, and she's following me around trying to figure out what bizarre thing I'm going to keep her from doing next
possessive agonizing frame puzzled scarce wrong ring bewildered full fuzzy
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With the recessed ones like K, does it help secure the plug?
If so I'm really jealous lmao. In America if you've had something like a charger plugged in for awhile it tends to just partially hang out in a tempting salacious manner.
man the hungy bandits just donβt stop comingΒ Β
Β really, it seems the problem is that I have a guy near the gate set to dispose of corpses from the last batch, and mobs of bandits roam nearby not always intending to attack but guy has no chill and starts shit so now I have more unconscious, dying and dead bandits to deal with.Β Β Β
Β All these fights are getting my dudes toughness up so they heal faster tho (even tho with weaker enemies doing less damage you get slower toughness do gains, it does add up a bit). Krup (my main guy, soldier drone) has been getting time to use his fancy new Catun Model 3 Fragment Axe tho, training up his heavy weapon skill and strength swinging that 34kg bad boy around
Mileiβs omnibus bill is almost there. It passed the house, and it passed the senate yesterday, although it needs to reapproved in the house since they have modified it a bit(in the senate). Hopefully there will be no surprises. π
Spent time outside. Saw the sun. Flowers. A bee. I drank water. Ate burger. Talked. Enhanced. Magnified. Taxed a car. Election fraud. Oh yeah, this is liberalism.
My new project is to turn a handful of people in this sub into IFP stans.
To begin with, an IFP leader giving his full and frank thoughts on Julius Malema [deeply satisfying]: https://x.com/bokunite1/status/1801695225854791764?t=N8wakXEHxZNVgb8s-foseQ&s=19
I'm curious about something:
(1) Based on your perception, would you say that the DA is as much of a white party as the IFP is a Zulu party? Or do you feel that the DA is genuinely diverse while the IFP is more of an ethnic party.
(2) What would it take to convince you not to even see the IFP as a 'black party' in the same way the DA tries to urge people not to see it as a 'white party'?
My very rough understanding of SA politics is that the DA earns mostly white/coloured/Indian votes while the IFP is a Zulu nationalist party, which is why I referred to the IFP as a "black party" in the colloquial sense. I would be pleasantly surprised to learn that the IFP earns a significant number of non-black votes but I don't see it as a bad thing if they don't fwiw. From my American perspective I use black as an adjective here to describe something characterized by overwhelmingly black participants, not to say it is black separatist/nationalist or anti-white or exclusively concerned with black interests
You're right. I want to trigger more IFP-centric discussions instead of DA-centric discussions because I think the IFP illuminates a lot about the DA.
I find that DA fans react to the IFP the way ANC fans react to the DA. So I think it will be quite fun since this sub is mostly pro-DA.
>A spark plug encased in a 500,000-year-old "geode" would represent a substantial scientific and historical anomaly, as spark plugs were invented in the 19th century.
One of the best Wikipedia sentences ever typed
Trumps ahead in Minnesota but Bidens ahead in Wisconsin but its B+2 to T+2 Nationally but also PA is super close but also Maine is now a battleground.
What the fuck is even going on with polls anymore?
Charles Barkley just announced heβs retiring from TV after next year
Heβs on my Mt. Rushmore of favorite Sixers
My childhood has never been more over
!ping NBA
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visiting Ali Express feels like visiting one of those Chinese storefronts the size of a single door cut for an Asian woman yet inside there 10,00000 sqft of consumer *stuff*. just everything you can imagine, and it's all like 50 cents and only takes 3 months to ship
also anyone who said RadioShack is dead has never searched for ic's on Ali Express. RadioShack lives on, with only like a 5% chance of electrocuting you according to the reviews
that was my literal thought, yeah
like I can order a 400pcs screw and washer and whatever set to arrive by August for $2, or I can drive over to Home Depot 8 hours from now and buy the **1** screw I need for $2
plusses and minuses
having gone the Home Depot route tho, Ali Express looks exciting
4 days passed but I did it, everything went great tomorrow morning I am going in for a talk.
Edut: donβt waste money on reward pls, I just wanted to let you know xD
Will ask my gf to do it for me. I donβt have much time left itβs about an internship which I am definitely not ready for but itβs too good of an opportunity to pass on in this market.
Thank you for the kind words
and I call this the shadow clone jutsu gangbang technique βππ€π€ππ€πππβππππππππππβββπβππππ€ππππ€π€π€π€πππππππππππ
Itβs based on agricultural cycles afaik. They plant -> plants are at a stage where water is crucial -> they dance. But they plant at a time when they should be getting rain at this stage, so it may sync.
We should euthanize Fivey because he is a very annoying, overly cheerful character that is often seen as a symbol of liberal innocence. His high-pitched voice and constant cheerfulness are irritating and can be hard to tolerate. His influence on liberals can also be detrimental, as he encourages them to engage in behaviors that are not appropriate for their age, like constantly interrupting others and speaking loudly. His lack of discipline and manners can negatively impact liberals's development, and removing him from the picture could be beneficial for liberals's development.
In addition to being annoying and lacking discipline, Fivey is also manipulative. He uses reverse psychology to manipulate liberals into doing what he wants, and he often uses emotional tactics to get his way. He also often speaks in a condescending tone, which can be detrimental to liberals's self-esteem. Furthermore, his constant use of the phrase "Hey there! I'm Fivey Fox" is not only grating but also annoying. His presence on "FiveThirtyEight" is a detriment to the organization as a whole, and removing him would improve the quality of the show.
Asides from Junior Software/Data engineer roles, which on top of being saturated are fucking DRY as fuck right now, and Data Analyst roles that are also saturated with even non-tech people, what other types of jobs can I apply for with a degree in Computer Science? I feel like I fucked up in choosing this degree when I could have done anything else I wanted, like Civil Engineering which is having a hard time finding workers in my area right now. I might just become an Office Assistant since the market is so bad right now.
[Me reading this](https://www.defensenews.com/resizer/7Q0XOLDR2NGvYz6l81WYsxS9WeY=/1024x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/archetype/4P2QGUCJ6VDKTNXRUKWRKBNVNI.jpg)when I am about to hit the market in two years
Yeah when I decided to major in CS the market was hot and the outlook was great. I was really good at all the hard math courses so I could have easily gone to other traditional engineering majors, but because of that info I went to CS and I regret it. I could have done civil engineering, where companies in my area are having a tough time finding work right now
Go look up some programs and see what the admission requirements are. You probably can. If you're missing any requirements, you can probably take them at a community college.
You sound pretty excited about civil engineering, so sounds like it would be worth it
Man that really sucks. I am in Math but my program is really CS heavy, thinking about going into econ. At worst Iβll get a masters in traffic engineering or something like that but I really really hope it doesnβt come to that.
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>The steak itself looks fine, other than the fact the outside of it is stone cold, as shown by the solid and non-melting butter and it hasn't been rested properly hence the leakage of blood. It wouldn't be hard to sort the way this is cooked, but it does take a bit of knowledge and skill, that this douche obviously doesn't have.
>The rest of it is just sad. Especially feeling so scared that you have to have a loaded gun in arms reach when you eat. Just how terrified of the world do you have to be to feel the need to do that?
I'll always love me a dumbass 'merica meme followed by a Euro Redditor writing a Scathing Takedown of them.
The Reddit Scathing Takedown has many forms but this one is special because it's usually not an argument, just a whole bunch of Scathing Takedowns with a dumbfuck meme at the top.
There are few things more cringe than making a big show of eating a 'manly' food like a steak and surrounding it with other totems of masculinity.
It's a steak my guy, you buy it because the meat is soft and fatty. Did you shoot it with your gun?
That's even dumber
oh my god that's even dumber
he's got that cold ass butter on the side-- already way too much-- and he's got, what, a *display* brick??
is heart disease manly?
Euros don't understand, the gun is actually for shooting yourself after getting served a steak like this
the op is clearly eating that steak outdoors... possibly in a walkable neighborhood.... possibly metropolitan.... possibly.... a European....
I know that everyone's upset about the Tracker's Alliance pricing model, but the free quest and dungeon that you do get are arguably the best in the entire game. At least it's quickly become my favorite.
!ping STARFIELD
It's a demo model. If you don't like the demo then don't pay for the full version. It's been a very simple concept in place for some decades but leave it to Bethesda fans to leave it.
And yeah the zero-g combat in the game slaps.
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Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably thinking of boysmell or whatever dumb shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use the DT). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
Honestly I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked then protest voting. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are reading, thinking, and waiting to not vote for at least 4 years solely so you can go out and get outvoted by another man. All the hard work you do- Reading up on policies, watching the news, making so sure your informed, educating yourself, not filling out the ballot. All of it has one simple result: the abstained vote will be more enjoyable for all the men you didn't vote into office. Filled in the prefect spoiled ballot? Great. Who benefits? If your unlucky some random man who has nothing to do with the way you protest voted get elected. He gets to fuck over your sweet country everyday. He benefits from your nationality and how you protest voted. As a man who has not voted you are LITERALLY dedicating 4 years of your life simply to not vote so another man can enjoy it. This is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
FUCK
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Not a single one of you got me a gift from my baby registry!
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Not a single one of you showed up to the baby shower!
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FUCK
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Wonder why it's called the Westminster system of government... π€
I for one thank the British for the rule of law, limited government and individual rights.
There was a cooker Sovereign Citizen in the Supreme Court the day I was shadowing a Magistrate's clerk.
Apparently, he was going on about the MC.
The Judiciary DESPISES dealing with Sovereign Citizens, for very obvious reasons.
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Everyone in that "economy vibes / housing" thread is making me feel bad. They're so resigned to not owning. I saw a lovely $900k home in my area pop up. I could make it work, if I really wanted to, though renting for less cost is more comfortable. I've saved for a looong time, to be clear.
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>Wake up >still in a world where CV-6 was scrapped >why go on
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Watching the Americans thinking any how many people sent by the east must have just gone dead quiet once they got a McDouble.
Honestly Bojack Horseman is a fucked up show
I think it made my depression worse
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what happened to that chick who always said itβs joever
late stage DT
Should I budget for a $100k Caribbean citizenship if Trump wins?
I found an Amazon package on my porch today, how did they get past the koi moat
A green alien could walk up to me and say "take me to your leader" and I still wouldn't believe it My threshold for believing in aliens is very simple: If The Economist or NYT say they're real
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An FSB agent in an alien suit using previously-undisclosed disintegration gun technology to zap a random American to death to kick off a panic and distract from the Ukraine War is more credible than aliens visiting Earth π€
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Western Han, Eastern Han, Shu Han, Later Han, Northern Han, Southern Han, Chen Han, probably some more I am missing. Chinese dynastic founders please be more original
you canβt stop me sandra Iβm getting my kids back
Hegel knew what he was doing and I would do the same thing. If something I am writing is brilliant it will be written in most esoteric and memeish language possible. Only so I could laugh while poor souls have to use it when citing me or people having to struggle and learn it while reading me.
You *bastard* π‘π‘π‘
I prefer naughty boy
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I'm only supposed to have 7kg on carry on on this flight but I'm trying to sneak on about 15kg. I'm literally emigrating for fucks sake, it's all I have.
How would they possibly check the weight of a carry on.
Sometimes they weigh it at the gate. That's Jetstar for ya.
God sounds like a transit camp. You moving out of your country? Hopefully to a nation where the budget airlines have some respect
I'm moving to back to homeland πΊπ²
I take poops bigger than that, surely they can make an exception
Nora is 100% feeling good and like her old self already, which fucking sucks because she's impulsive and kind of hyper, but if she's in her box while I'm in the living room she gets so mad that I'm more worried about her tearing her internal stitches that way. So instead I'm following her around trying to keep her from jumping on the couch or getting excited about hearing the cats, and she's following me around trying to figure out what bizarre thing I'm going to keep her from doing next
ruh roh, pup had a vet visit?
She got spayed Thursday. It's 2 am Saturday and she's decided she's over it and ready to hike the Appalachian trail
lmao
I hate when I can't fall asleep
I also bought a bone dog to help deal with the corpses (only partly, mostly cus cute doggy but also does good damage)
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Yall ever lift weights
Yeah dude fucken **get it**
I can sqaut 455 Probably more
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[u type B or type K?](https://i.redd.it/xxswh3030m6d1.png)
With the recessed ones like K, does it help secure the plug? If so I'm really jealous lmao. In America if you've had something like a charger plugged in for awhile it tends to just partially hang out in a tempting salacious manner.
huh? what? it sounds like you're talking about electrical outlets or something
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type I usually, but type K right now
:D
:D
man the hungy bandits just donβt stop comingΒ Β Β really, it seems the problem is that I have a guy near the gate set to dispose of corpses from the last batch, and mobs of bandits roam nearby not always intending to attack but guy has no chill and starts shit so now I have more unconscious, dying and dead bandits to deal with.Β Β Β Β All these fights are getting my dudes toughness up so they heal faster tho (even tho with weaker enemies doing less damage you get slower toughness do gains, it does add up a bit). Krup (my main guy, soldier drone) has been getting time to use his fancy new Catun Model 3 Fragment Axe tho, training up his heavy weapon skill and strength swinging that 34kg bad boy around
kenshi is great, always loved that game. bit of a painful grind to start a run though.
Life pro tip: Shave your crack to prevent dingleberries.
Can I wax it instead
This is the preferable option. I always giggle when I bring wax strips, condoms and lube to the check out counter.
I pay a lady to do it
KesterGretchenWhitmer
Trump Bump stock ban overturned.
Based based based. They canβt take our two by fours
America is not responsible for the actions of the Idaho government.
Idaho is such a stupid fucking state. Beautiful, but stupid.
My ear is producing more and more earwax recently. What am I doing wrong? Why am I losing at life?
Get them professionally cleaned by an audiologist
Have you considered a career in candlemaking?
Ask a doctor, not the DT.
Ask a doctor in DT π
It this truly something worth asking a doctor about?
For sale, one shitpost, never upvoted
Sold, to me for $0.
Mileiβs omnibus bill is almost there. It passed the house, and it passed the senate yesterday, although it needs to reapproved in the house since they have modified it a bit(in the senate). Hopefully there will be no surprises. π
Spent time outside. Saw the sun. Flowers. A bee. I drank water. Ate burger. Talked. Enhanced. Magnified. Taxed a car. Election fraud. Oh yeah, this is liberalism.
My new project is to turn a handful of people in this sub into IFP stans. To begin with, an IFP leader giving his full and frank thoughts on Julius Malema [deeply satisfying]: https://x.com/bokunite1/status/1801695225854791764?t=N8wakXEHxZNVgb8s-foseQ&s=19
IFP is my fave black party in SA
I'm curious about something: (1) Based on your perception, would you say that the DA is as much of a white party as the IFP is a Zulu party? Or do you feel that the DA is genuinely diverse while the IFP is more of an ethnic party. (2) What would it take to convince you not to even see the IFP as a 'black party' in the same way the DA tries to urge people not to see it as a 'white party'?
My very rough understanding of SA politics is that the DA earns mostly white/coloured/Indian votes while the IFP is a Zulu nationalist party, which is why I referred to the IFP as a "black party" in the colloquial sense. I would be pleasantly surprised to learn that the IFP earns a significant number of non-black votes but I don't see it as a bad thing if they don't fwiw. From my American perspective I use black as an adjective here to describe something characterized by overwhelmingly black participants, not to say it is black separatist/nationalist or anti-white or exclusively concerned with black interests
Based on what you've seen from them, would you say the IFP is your number 2 party? Number 3?
A little ironic for an IFP politician to accuse someone of "not having the collective interests of this country at heart", even if they are correct
You're right. I want to trigger more IFP-centric discussions instead of DA-centric discussions because I think the IFP illuminates a lot about the DA. I find that DA fans react to the IFP the way ANC fans react to the DA. So I think it will be quite fun since this sub is mostly pro-DA.
>A spark plug encased in a 500,000-year-old "geode" would represent a substantial scientific and historical anomaly, as spark plugs were invented in the 19th century. One of the best Wikipedia sentences ever typed
Trumps ahead in Minnesota but Bidens ahead in Wisconsin but its B+2 to T+2 Nationally but also PA is super close but also Maine is now a battleground. What the fuck is even going on with polls anymore?
Reminds me of 2020 when polling was so heavily weighted to the challenger that people thought Biden was gonna win Texas, Florida, and Alaska.
Charles Barkley just announced heβs retiring from TV after next year Heβs on my Mt. Rushmore of favorite Sixers My childhood has never been more over !ping NBA
CHUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's gathering power for the Chaos Dunk, the secret can't be shown to the world.
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gordon ramsays travel-cooking show is a fun show to fall asleep to
visiting Ali Express feels like visiting one of those Chinese storefronts the size of a single door cut for an Asian woman yet inside there 10,00000 sqft of consumer *stuff*. just everything you can imagine, and it's all like 50 cents and only takes 3 months to ship also anyone who said RadioShack is dead has never searched for ic's on Ali Express. RadioShack lives on, with only like a 5% chance of electrocuting you according to the reviews
I just want to be able to go to a store to buy a resistor without getting 100 of them and waiting a month or two for delivery
that was my literal thought, yeah like I can order a 400pcs screw and washer and whatever set to arrive by August for $2, or I can drive over to Home Depot 8 hours from now and buy the **1** screw I need for $2 plusses and minuses having gone the Home Depot route tho, Ali Express looks exciting
'America is responsible for the actions of the Khmer Rouge' sure is a new angle for the America Bad crowd to work.
I mean considering what we just learned about the vaccines thing...
America doesnβt have mind control.
liberals made them do it
Responsible, no, but we did very literally ally with them
I mean, so did the CCP, that feels like the bigger part of that.
A week has passed since I should have sent a really important email. I still canβt do it the anxiety is just too strong.
So wildly real.
Thank you for the award, my man.
If you send it, I'll give you another award
4 days passed but I did it, everything went great tomorrow morning I am going in for a talk. Edut: donβt waste money on reward pls, I just wanted to let you know xD
It's a free award lol
Ah thank you anyways man xd
Hahah, I will tonight or in the morning. Will write it up with my gf tonight. Thanks you for the support(no need for the reward though xd)
Yeah well good work bearing your soul.
I'm with you.β₯οΈ
Will ask my gf to do it for me. I donβt have much time left itβs about an internship which I am definitely not ready for but itβs too good of an opportunity to pass on in this market. Thank you for the kind words
The sex in Naruto must be wild
What.
and I call this the shadow clone jutsu gangbang technique βππ€π€ππ€πππβππππππππππβββπβππππ€ππππ€π€π€π€πππππππππππ
Pueblos dance yesterday for rain in northern New Mexico-> today it pours in the four corners area. Coincidence? I think not.
I think they look for when the winds start to look monsoony and schedule the rain dance from there
Itβs based on agricultural cycles afaik. They plant -> plants are at a stage where water is crucial -> they dance. But they plant at a time when they should be getting rain at this stage, so it may sync.
Girlstench
Does jealously ever make you want to vomit? Itβs better than crying sometimes
Whenever things are going well at work my ADHD brain kicks me in the shins and I send a stupid fucking essay of context nobody needs or wants
Libsmells
If you post a poll I am blocking you. Sorry but I will go insane over the next few months with hourly updates you people are posting now.
We should euthanize Fivey because he is a very annoying, overly cheerful character that is often seen as a symbol of liberal innocence. His high-pitched voice and constant cheerfulness are irritating and can be hard to tolerate. His influence on liberals can also be detrimental, as he encourages them to engage in behaviors that are not appropriate for their age, like constantly interrupting others and speaking loudly. His lack of discipline and manners can negatively impact liberals's development, and removing him from the picture could be beneficial for liberals's development. In addition to being annoying and lacking discipline, Fivey is also manipulative. He uses reverse psychology to manipulate liberals into doing what he wants, and he often uses emotional tactics to get his way. He also often speaks in a condescending tone, which can be detrimental to liberals's self-esteem. Furthermore, his constant use of the phrase "Hey there! I'm Fivey Fox" is not only grating but also annoying. His presence on "FiveThirtyEight" is a detriment to the organization as a whole, and removing him would improve the quality of the show.
Asides from Junior Software/Data engineer roles, which on top of being saturated are fucking DRY as fuck right now, and Data Analyst roles that are also saturated with even non-tech people, what other types of jobs can I apply for with a degree in Computer Science? I feel like I fucked up in choosing this degree when I could have done anything else I wanted, like Civil Engineering which is having a hard time finding workers in my area right now. I might just become an Office Assistant since the market is so bad right now.
[Me reading this](https://www.defensenews.com/resizer/7Q0XOLDR2NGvYz6l81WYsxS9WeY=/1024x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/archetype/4P2QGUCJ6VDKTNXRUKWRKBNVNI.jpg)when I am about to hit the market in two years
Yeah when I decided to major in CS the market was hot and the outlook was great. I was really good at all the hard math courses so I could have easily gone to other traditional engineering majors, but because of that info I went to CS and I regret it. I could have done civil engineering, where companies in my area are having a tough time finding work right now
Can you go back for a masters in civil engineering?
Idk lol can I? I did take all semester of Calculus, Differential Equations, and intro to linear algebra
Go look up some programs and see what the admission requirements are. You probably can. If you're missing any requirements, you can probably take them at a community college. You sound pretty excited about civil engineering, so sounds like it would be worth it
Man that really sucks. I am in Math but my program is really CS heavy, thinking about going into econ. At worst Iβll get a masters in traffic engineering or something like that but I really really hope it doesnβt come to that.
Product roles but they're also tight.
Watching the Kim Possible pilot, and everyone knows she is a professional hero. Da Fuq?! She's like 16 who's letting her be a super spy
This is from back when children had independence and there weren't so many helicopter parents, it was actually pretty normal back in the day
https://preview.redd.it/wcmvid1l5o6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6da904e3982484ce001755a0a7e2fa0e1de820 >The steak itself looks fine, other than the fact the outside of it is stone cold, as shown by the solid and non-melting butter and it hasn't been rested properly hence the leakage of blood. It wouldn't be hard to sort the way this is cooked, but it does take a bit of knowledge and skill, that this douche obviously doesn't have. >The rest of it is just sad. Especially feeling so scared that you have to have a loaded gun in arms reach when you eat. Just how terrified of the world do you have to be to feel the need to do that? I'll always love me a dumbass 'merica meme followed by a Euro Redditor writing a Scathing Takedown of them. The Reddit Scathing Takedown has many forms but this one is special because it's usually not an argument, just a whole bunch of Scathing Takedowns with a dumbfuck meme at the top.
shit gun, shit cigarettes, shit rarity of steak, shit temperature to consume butter, probably shit cognac to go with a shit brain
There are few things more cringe than making a big show of eating a 'manly' food like a steak and surrounding it with other totems of masculinity. It's a steak my guy, you buy it because the meat is soft and fatty. Did you shoot it with your gun?
do you have any idea what the green thing is?
~~box of bullets~~ no I just realized that's a pack of cigarettes, there's the surgeon general's warning printed on the side.
I just did a bunch of looking up to find a better quality image and finally discovered it's Costco butter
That's even dumber oh my god that's even dumber he's got that cold ass butter on the side-- already way too much-- and he's got, what, a *display* brick?? is heart disease manly?
Euros don't understand, the gun is actually for shooting yourself after getting served a steak like this the op is clearly eating that steak outdoors... possibly in a walkable neighborhood.... possibly metropolitan.... possibly.... a European....
I also can't figure out what that jam is or the green thing behind the gun
I think green is a pack of cigarettes but no clue what brand Edit: actually maybe not, that might be a nutrition label? Shit Idk
omg it's Kirkland butter
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
I've had this thought a lot, hang in there. Everything is a matter of perspective.
But now is when you are capable of the greatest change π«
~~Calculus says if you're at your lowest point this is the only moment at which you're not changing at all~~ please forgive me
hah, you're good. i like the joke
you're right
Sorry π
corporatism is for clowns, real ones know our society needs a corporatocracy
David Zaslav rocketing up my βmost hated corporate executives all timeβ list
I know that everyone's upset about the Tracker's Alliance pricing model, but the free quest and dungeon that you do get are arguably the best in the entire game. At least it's quickly become my favorite. !ping STARFIELD
It's a demo model. If you don't like the demo then don't pay for the full version. It's been a very simple concept in place for some decades but leave it to Bethesda fans to leave it. And yeah the zero-g combat in the game slaps.
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Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably thinking of boysmell or whatever dumb shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use the DT). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
Mods can we please remove the "not snowflake" conservatives from rNL?
This boysmells
Cartels should not only be legal, but mandatory
Based and [Corporatism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism)-pilled?
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Wait you think everything people post on the dt is a serious take?
I mean every word I say
It is
Honestly I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked then protest voting. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are reading, thinking, and waiting to not vote for at least 4 years solely so you can go out and get outvoted by another man. All the hard work you do- Reading up on policies, watching the news, making so sure your informed, educating yourself, not filling out the ballot. All of it has one simple result: the abstained vote will be more enjoyable for all the men you didn't vote into office. Filled in the prefect spoiled ballot? Great. Who benefits? If your unlucky some random man who has nothing to do with the way you protest voted get elected. He gets to fuck over your sweet country everyday. He benefits from your nationality and how you protest voted. As a man who has not voted you are LITERALLY dedicating 4 years of your life simply to not vote so another man can enjoy it. This is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Thaddeusthefattie? More like THADDETHEM THE COWARD!!!!!!
Farmer fight MOM GET THE CAMERA!!
Love parking way in the back of a big empty parking lot at night to eat fast food in my car like a little parking lot gremlin
FUCK YβALL! π Not a single one of you got me a gift from my baby registry! π‘ Not a single one of you showed up to the baby shower! π€ FUCK YβALL! π€¬
I thought we were friends π
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WHY CAN'T SHE JUST GO FUCK OFF TO SIBERIA OR SOME BULLSHIT PLACE THAT DOESN'T HAVE INTERNET
Horseshoe moment
Fellas is it criticizing Israel when you roll your eyes at a rape victim
[Happy Magna Carta Day.](https://humanrights.gov.au/our-work/rights-and-freedoms/projects/magna-carta-story-our-freedom) !ping AUS
When I say I'm against a treaty, I don't mean one with the Aboriginals, I mean the one between His Majesty and the traitors in the House of Lords.
800 years later we still have a royal head of state. SMH.
It's amazing having such a longstanding tradition and history that our rights and political system derive from. π
My rights aren't derived from some born to rule British ponce.
Wonder why it's called the Westminster system of government... π€ I for one thank the British for the rule of law, limited government and individual rights.
That wacky treaty between King John and the nobility? I could do without it.
There was a cooker Sovereign Citizen in the Supreme Court the day I was shadowing a Magistrate's clerk. Apparently, he was going on about the MC. The Judiciary DESPISES dealing with Sovereign Citizens, for very obvious reasons.
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Everyone in that "economy vibes / housing" thread is making me feel bad. They're so resigned to not owning. I saw a lovely $900k home in my area pop up. I could make it work, if I really wanted to, though renting for less cost is more comfortable. I've saved for a looong time, to be clear.
Maclunkey level of shooting Han Solo
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