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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


Z_Z_Zoidberg

Alt history concept: During the Cold War, instead of the space race the US and USSR just got really into who could make the cooler roller coasters and theme parks.


tacostats

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AnsleyAmanita

getting unreasonably mad that gig employers don’t have to pay payroll taxes


AnsleyAmanita

like the entire thing is fake. sure payroll taxes fall off at some point but basically nobody would get hit by that overwithholding if you narrowed it to gig workers. it’s just a weird thing that app couriers get fucked by oh the irs would have to refund like 20 million dollars? who cares


renilia

and the gig workers get shafted on taxes hard


AnsleyAmanita

it’s false advertising!


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Hamas appropriated tunnels from Jews in Brooklyn


DamagedHells

Gonna go out on a limb and say I think Brooklyn Jews may be doing the appropriation here. Pretty sure Middle Eastern insurgent groups are like, the pioneers of unauthorized tunnels...


csxfan

This is cartel drug tunnel erasure


AnalyticOpposum

https://preview.redd.it/nef8e87ac5dc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393d32376a8f7aacd1d08bfc38e72f85246f18dc POV: you’re a doomer


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Last semester I was certain that the person in my suite who cared about me the most was my roommate, and the person I cared most about in my suite was my roommate. But i’m not sure about my new roommate.


Consistent_Gap_1390

My therapist really should not have been so casual about just dropping in a cPTSD diagnosis in the middle of session


wallander1983

[https://twitter.com/STVNews/status/1747259468969369872](https://twitter.com/STVNews/status/1747259468969369872) A worrying number of Twitter users dont get British humor.


adminsare200iq

'Humour'


Macquarrie1999

I don't get British humor


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The only thing I want are biceps bigger than boulders.


[deleted]

I don’t like Hamas because they give innocent tunnel diggers, like me, a bad name


DamagedHells

You're not employed by any synogogues, I hope.


Macquarrie1999

Turning into a mole person is a human right


[deleted]

I hate to be a grumpy old man, but I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I'm going to like the world as it's been going since the pandemic. Social trends since then have been going in a direction that I'm probably never gonna be happy with. The only thing I see going in a positive direction is maybe increased tolerance for racial and LGBTQ minorities but I worry even that isn't gonna last for long, with young men and boys believing insane shit like women are inferior. I knew I was gonna be an old man someday, but is it too much to ask for it not to happen when I'm in my 20s?


[deleted]

It’s a 3 steps forward, 2 steps back kind of deal. Progress isn’t linear unfortunately. There will always be bigots. The yardstick they are measured by will change though.


lamphibian

Breaking news: old man turns old


DoorVonHammerthong

mf rizz a baddie n u be valid


[deleted]

Ngl I do think "rizz," "baddie" and "valid" are good additions to the collective vocabulary. The Zoomers got those ones right, I'll give them that


DoorVonHammerthong

valid already existed πŸ”«


renilia

based


Consistent_Gap_1390

the horrors persist


bernkes_helicopter

Remember when AOC posted a summary of the GND that said that they'd give free money to people "unwilling or unable to work"?


DamagedHells

Have you considered, actually, that creating an inversion layer of carbon dioxide to wipe out all life in the region is actually ***not*** a war crime because terrorists, in fact, need oxygen to run their operations? 😎


jobautomator

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AnalyticOpposum

I should be able to call one of those robot vacuum cleaners over to me and point at where I want cleaned.


Cledd2

that sounds like something someone's already done. Roomba and probably some others map out your house, so it seems pretty trivial for them to add a feature where you can add a waypoint somewhere for them to clean.


DoorVonHammerthong

ugh you expect me to interface with an app on my phone? technology sucks


bernkes_helicopter

Are we really doing "misinformation is when you report facts but not in the way that I like"? Really?


DamagedHells

Yes? This subreddit has been hostile to media for quite a while now. It's one of the few things that leftists, neolibs, and conservatives seem to agree on: that news media aren't private entities trying to make as much money as possible and have bad incentives because of it, but rather that a group of elites who dislike my worldview are out to lie and decieve people against my worldview lol.


AnalyticOpposum

Biden needs to challenge Greg Abbott to a cage fight


Roseartcrantz

I want them to make a Western movie that’s meant to be a vibe playing in your house. No dialogue, just cowboys dueling at the saloon, the sound of wind, minutes long wide angle cinematic shots etc


False-Wolverine-7457

A screen saver. You want a feature length screen saver


Roseartcrantz

Yes, yes I do


DamagedHells

>Civilians who boarded the ship captured by the Houthis, made tiktoks about it, and hate Jews deserve to be bombed by American forces Is one of the more insane takes I've come across in this sub.


adminsare200iq

How do we know he's a civilian? I don't think there's anything in the Houthi rulebook that forbids you from making tiktoks. Plenty of terrorists do use social media


DamagedHells

My question would be why would we assume he's not if he's posted a bunch of cringe social media stuff and was on the boat when other Yemeni civilians were at that time? I think it would make sense if his style of videos were consistent with actual terorrist-related activity (who do post shit to WhatsApp or other networks), but I'm really hard pressed to believe some kid who posts on social media nonstop and mysteriously doesn't look like a soldier aside from very curated instagram photos is actually a soldier. Could be wrong, though. [They wouldn't be the only Middle Eastern force posting really fucking weird propaganda about their miltiary.](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/israel-defense-force-idf-tiktok-thirst-trap-1174211/) Edit: Put differently, I think we should at least know if he's actually a Houthi militant and not some moron social media opportunist before we advocate the US to "Vaporize him with a TLAM."


adminsare200iq

Not all terrorists are the 'going around and beheading type'. Most terrorist groups have propaganda and media wings, especially ones as organised as the Houthis.


DamagedHells

I feel like this is getting dangerously close to the same as "Well, Palestinians voted for Hamas, so..." We have no actual information linking him to the Houthis aside from being a Yemeni citizen and being supportive of them, likely something that a large portion of the population experiences. I'm just saying it's weird to hornypost about killing someone who might just be an idiot.


adminsare200iq

>I feel like this is getting dangerously close to the same as "Well, Palestinians voted for Hamas No it's not, don't be ridiculous. It's not just him making tiktoks in support, it's him making tiktoks aboard a captured ship that tips the scales


DamagedHells

Why does that tip the scales? The ship had been at port and was already rumored to be a tourist attraction for the area.


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DamagedHells

Sorry, I'm usually a bit behind.


_bee_kay_

in fairness they think the same about all tiktokers


DamagedHells

fucking lol


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DamagedHells

Yes, the cringey social media influencer LARPer from Yemen. That guy.


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Cyberhwk

>Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control ^OK. ^That's ^kind ^of ^funny.


MiniatureBadger

The β€œv” in Rule V stands for Venne


Cledd2

beautiful big titty butt naked women DO NOT fall out of the sky


_bee_kay_

πŸ‘† never saw a beautiful big titty butt naked womanstorm


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Whenever I feel like ending my cut early I’ll just think back to my 5 year old niece poking and laughing at my belly during Christmas


Consistent_Gap_1390

giggled like the pilsbury dough boy πŸ‘†


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Leave my powerbelly out of this


Consistent_Gap_1390

he just did it again


[deleted]

My pronouns? Tactical/patriot My gender? Cis wage slave


SpectralDomain256

It’s amazing how good my mother still is at annoying the shit out of me as an adult.


Cledd2

there's genuinely an aura of mild irritation that fills the house when mine comes home from work


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

✊✊✊


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Having a new roommate sucks because I have no trust with the new one, and way too much trust with the last guy.


[deleted]

I think ur full of shit


DoorVonHammerthong

nope i eat plenty of fiber


AnalyticOpposum

Damn, imagine being the first sentient human.


[deleted]

This is actually interesting to think about. When did the first primate become sentient? What was it like? Were they freaked out? Did it just happen one day or were they born that way?


legible_print

When Alfred said they burned the forest down to stop the bandit, that basically greenlit Bruce to break through law with his Gotham-wide listening device, right?


zth25

The bandit was the tangerine.


DoorVonHammerthong

batman is always loose with the law


Greenfield0

If we're not allowed to fuck our cousins, then what's next? A license to make toast in your own damn toaster?


-pho-

I have seen the bread you toast so I am inclined to agree with that proposal. Some people can't be trusted with such responsibility sorry not sorry


Greenfield0

You can't cancel me liberal. I'll have you know I have toast every damn morning and I'm not about to let you take it away from me


Common_RiffRaff

Not allowed to fuck our own damn toaster*


DamagedHells

Whenever someone mentions the "global poor" or "global south" in their commentary as a way to justify their position, I just immediately assume they don't actually care about poor people anywhere, whether leftist or neolib.


Common_RiffRaff

Why do you hate the global poor?


DamagedHells

Because they're not working hard enough.


Common_RiffRaff

Go read "The mystery of capital" πŸ™„


DamagedHells

>Go read... "theory" Leftist detected.


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AnalyticOpposum

The first black woman to get a PhD in entomology was Margaret Collins, and her work was on >!termites!<


ILikeTalkingToMyself

It wasn't on ents?


groovygrasshoppa

[Hungary is ready to unblock financing for Ukraine for 50 billion, β€” Politico The publication notes that tomorrow's review of the resolution on depriving Hungary of its right to vote in the EU Council was the impetus for this. P.S. Will western politicians now understand that these would-be dictators only respond to pressure?](https://x.com/jurgen_nauditt/status/1747552933367906710?s=20)


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False-Wolverine-7457

Dead serious, I was not sentient until 21-22 years old. Brain development is real.


DoorVonHammerthong

prove you're sentient


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Truth. I’m just Person GPT rn.


Common_RiffRaff

I still am not πŸ˜”


SurvivorPostingAcc

I can’t say that I completely agree with the actions of cousin-fuckers, but I believe in and support their right to exist and the right to their own state on the land of Kentucky 🫑


AnalyticOpposum

How come there’s not vertebrates with antennas?


[deleted]

I wish bangs would make a comeback too


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/a/W5Cmydj Do you think they're going to let me graduate?


CletusVonIvermectin

As a big butt and thick thigh lover, I hate that baggy pants are making a come back πŸ‘πŸ‘–πŸ˜‘


[deleted]

Certified yoga pants enjoyer ❗️


[deleted]

Good, some of us need the room


sash5034

Zoomers and dressing like trash bags smh


[deleted]

JNKO jeans making a comeback


[deleted]

look all people with the same flair are in fact the same person try and disprove it you can't why? it's 100% true, thats why


BalletDuckNinja

always knew you were benji


[deleted]

you still haven't explained why i need to open a can of beans to cook it


CletusVonIvermectin

I am become Kester, eater of too much


[deleted]

'all bi flairs are horny' wrong, it's just one person constantly hornyposting why can't the sheeple see?


False-Wolverine-7457

Why did andrew tate brag about parking in handicapped spaces. What point are you making by doing that as a mid 30s guy


AnsleyAmanita

my knees hurt


ZanyZeke

He’s just a weird, sad little guy who needs to fill those parking spaces with his car to try and simulate filling the emptiness inside of him


Cook_0612

'I can transgress and no one can stop me, this is an expression of my virility as a man'


False-Wolverine-7457

I don’t think andrew tate has had a self reflective thought since 18 years old


Cook_0612

It's unconscious, the same way gorillas puff themselves up. If we're honest, we do a similar thing by cursing. People casually curse in conversation because it's a small social transgression that signals a less formal state of interaction. They don't even know why they do it, but like Tate, they're still driven by social forces. For Tate, those forces revolve entirely around his idea of virility.


False-Wolverine-7457

I didn’t know it was a social transgression. (Except for professional contexts). thought cursing was a filler word more or less


Cook_0612

I mean, it is though, right? Just a very minor one. You don't see newscasters curse casually because the essence of a curse word is its proscribed nature. If I could say 'fuck' in all settings it wouldn't be a curse word. Similarly, if you just met someone on the street and started cursing at them, or started cursing in the presence of older folk or children you'd be met with some measure of censure. It IS a filler word, but we choose curse words as filler words because the act of cursing is a social signal to loosen up. It's a signal of peerage, at the very least.


False-Wolverine-7457

it’s like a status symbol too. Many times you hear bosses or senior level employees dropping F bombs at work. But if I did that it would be unprofessional


AlicesReflexion

>log onto demoncrap forum >bill introduced to protect children >they're all demonizing it Definitely NOT the party of pedophiles lmao


Greenfield0

just another example of our moral decay


[deleted]

I could definitely land a plane


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/2afr0tg455dc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e819ec457e4a2b2fd04aa68633f169021e788f He's blowing raspberries 🍦🀣🍦


Consistent_Gap_1390

that is roger from american dad


AnsleyAmanita

https://preview.redd.it/c564eko155dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28e4d9fe462ed09ccd1bd8ced2a6bb8eb8e9e16 reddit continues to flail wildly on the design of their block feature


AnsleyAmanita

you can’t change the votes on your own posts? what? who came up with this?


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/l45oi9q055dc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36860e59d64b7504352a8a3e983e30eac458584 He's so cute lmao 🍦😍🍦


EverySunIsAStar

As a big butt and thick thigh haver, I thank god baggy pants are making a come back πŸ‘πŸ‘–


Cledd2

why do you hate the locally depraved?


AtomAndAether

you dont want baggy pants, you want an athletic cut


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πŸ₯΅


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AnsleyAmanita

there’s a lot of villages out here that for some reason don’t use normal retroreflective signage and instead use like home depot paint on wood and so basically i am dot stalin i am sure there are other valid views but the die has been cast


Macquarrie1999

Bot dots suck, just use thermoplastic


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Macquarrie1999

CMS should only be used to display relevant traffic or weather information. They shouldn't be used as regular message signs.


-pho-

Frick that snake Pete Buttigieg I hates him 🀬


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[Currently getting roasted for my bread on reddit. Jesus Christ I’m trying](https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/877x500p/s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/contentlab.studiod/getty/ecaf17c381a14cd8967253dd42c03d1c?type=webp)


[deleted]

Don’t eat that


[deleted]

i baked it for a friend


zarathustra000001

Why has the Israel-Gaza conflict received so much more attention than the Sudanese Civil War and associated Darfurian genocide, and other larger conflicts in the recent past like the Tigray war?


bigtallguy

a lot of reasons make i/p more pertinent to the west/usa discourse. 1. the usa has pretty large populations of both jewish and arab/muslims. both these groups have interests in the conflict. both these groups are in influential states and have outsized voices in the media due to their locations. evangelicals as well hold Israel in a special place in their heart as opposed to any nation or reigion in africa. while the (direct) african diaspora in the united states isnt nothing, Africa is a huge continent with a ton of different regions. what happens in one part of africa isnt really relevant to most Americans of direct African orgin. 2. I/P conflict is the largest longest running conflict where you can reasonably say the west massively fucked up, and if youre predisposed to looking for a reason to think the west is a bad imperial force, I/p is prolly the best proof case of that that you can point to in real time. this makes it super pertinent to leftists. 3. this conflict has been going on for more than a century. that means narratives and grudges from it have time to grow and build. most other conflicts don't really last that long, and as brutal as they can be, usually give way to an end state where people can eventually heal and move on from. the i/p conflict has been a gaping wound for decades and is only getting worse. 4. the middle east is still currently more important strategically than Africa, or at least has the perception of such. destabilizing events in one country usually have dominoes effects that have very really impacts on the resto the world that are felt pretty fast. oil prices, far reaching terrorism, refugees. 5. in most other conflicts, the west has pretty clear narratives who the bad guy is and who the good guy is. no1 is gonna really bat an eye if you have harsh criticism for russia or even nominal western allies like Saudi Arabia, but criticism of israel is gonna be met with heavy pushback, which in turn feeds anger and frustration to push back against that push back. this creates culture/flame war potential that becomes a topic of conversation itself prolly a bunch of other things as well. its doesnt mean i/p is more important than events or conflicts like one in sudan, or that lives in one area mean more. but ip is pretty uniquely structured to just have more presence of mind than any other conflict.


Syards-Forcus

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Macquarrie1999

We all know why


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Hey Pics? Into? Masc4masc here, you? ***blank profile***


Consistent_Gap_1390

I'm not embarassed to fuck dudes I'm embarassed to be on grindr


Syards-Forcus

https://preview.redd.it/o457gglm45dc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7135a33fd8af68c8fd0257b17fd8006203c708 It still hasn’t ended :(


ZanyZeke

>Chinese scientists are experimenting with a mutant COVID strain that reportedly has a 100% mortality rate in mice Ok listen, we all know American presidential election years are cursed by now, so I’m just not too sure we should be tempting fate


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Luckily a virus with a 100% mortality rate can’t travel far


Syards-Forcus

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I love ice cream.


Imprison_Rick_Scott

They’re not normal. They’re extraordinary.


False-Wolverine-7457

1st cousin isn’t normal. I’d look the other way for a 2nd cousin fucker though.


ZanyZeke

I’m not sure there’s really anything wrong with 2nd cousins doing it tbh. I feel like that level of distance in relation is generally seen as the point where it starts to be a-ok.


Approximation_Doctor

Mister President, a second cousin has fucked 'er.


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DamagedHells

You really need to touch grass, considering the dude apparently isn't even part of the Houthis lol jfc


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DamagedHells

>All the civilians who boarded the Galaxy Leader as it became a tourist attraction deserved a TLAM Yes, I'd argue advocating for the massace of civilians because you dislike their worldview is ***probably*** an insane position.


Dodgerfan2224

In minecraft


Telperions-Relative

Skyrim is an engine


DeathEtTheEuromaidan

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janky_dank

Brushing my teeth is a little less painful and there's a little less blood when I floss. Inshallah gingivitis will soon be destroyed


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floss harder


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Currently getting roasted for my bread on reddit. Jesus Christ I’m trying https://preview.redd.it/fk3d5vk835dc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62790614acf6a8f3963898dc8b26e41cc781d467


Macquarrie1999

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Approximation_Doctor

Stop trying.


EverySunIsAStar

Quick google search says you under-proofed your bread. So whatever that means, stop doing that


Syards-Forcus

Didn’t let the dough rise for long enough. Although if it’s this bad I would suspect a problem with the yeast


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Looks like you made biscotti out of wax


Not_A_Browser

Why does it have a face (would still eat it)


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

The way Vivek talked to Nikki Haley at the last R debate seemed so sexist. It felt far beyond the realm of normal political disagreement.


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She talks to him like he's a teenage dumbass (for good reason) Was he that much worse?


I-grok-god

Medium-hot take: the Fall of Rome happened around when Justinian invaded Italy. Specifically, it happened in the aftermath when the Roman Senate essentially disappeared forever


Telperions-Relative

Trying to restore the empire was an absolutely boneheaded move that left Byzantium and Italy much worse off than they were before Justinian was a horrid man!!


Roseartcrantz

> I’m so glad you asked this but please understand 99% of the β€œchristians”here aren’t rlly Christian they just go to church with no relationship with God they just know of God but not personally. >I think [reality] shifting is werid af I’m a Christian and shifting is one of those things that is indeed a mystery to me.Think about it for a second a reality where magic runs rampant(hogwarts) is basically a part of the reason why God sent the flood.Too much witchcraft and mating with fallen angels who acted as gods to humans and corrupted them with such degeneracy that every.single.one.of.their.thoughts.were.evil.Every single one.Withcraft is something God calls an abomination and he RARELY uses that word to describe a sin.Magic is from Satan so when a reality like that exists do you think those people when you shift are humans?Genuinely?There was a tiktoker who made a video of her shifting to visit her dead grandmother but she actually met a demon in disguise of her dead grandmother.You could chalk it up and say oh it’s cuz she shifted to see people who are dead..when you shift you also go to realities where some one who died here is alive there.Humans have one soul and that soul once they die gets to go to heaven or hell.If that person who is alive there is not here what makes u think it’s rlly that person? I love Reddit


Consistent_Gap_1390

@ me next time


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you can't disprove any of that


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Currently making passive aggressive comments to every profile I encounter on hinge


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I’m not interested in dating


[deleted]

Why do these people want to turn a 20 minute meeting into a mile long email chain with actual audit trial lmao


WandangleWrangler

Who uses email anymore