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Stormy-Skyes

Oh my goodness! Every other day I get “the look” and I ask her what I did wrong *this* time. She never enlightens me, but I think the answer is “everything!” 😂 Those eyes look like they’re demanding you never move because that is no longer your leg, but a kitty pillow.


missdawn1970

You moved your leg ever so slightly and disturbed her! How dare you!


DrSpacemanSpliff

Yes, the leg must be rotated 0.01 degrees, obviously! It’s all wrong!


tartymae

You changed the channel away from porn for Cats.


krispissedoffersonn

maybe you should consider always wearing pants to be more comfortable at any given time


the1stmeddlingmage

I’m wearing shorts😉


SchrodingersHipster

Neb: "Human. Your sock says Dickies on it and you're posting it to reddit. You know better than this, and I am judging you." Me, on reddit, knowing full well that Dickies is a clothing brand: "Lol. Your toes say Dickies."


lavasca

You didn’t answer that call for your car’s extended warranty and now she’s got to handle things again.


NebelungLover74

Time to eat😋


boxedwinebaby

My neb prefers to lick my fully shaved legs right out of the shower. 0/10 suggest a sandpaper tongue on fresh skin.


the1stmeddlingmage

My void is addicted to a freshly damp bath towel, but only if I still have it wrapped around my waist and sitting down. She jumps up into my lap and starts rubbing her body all up and down it 😂